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Romance › Re: 95 Percent Of Nigerian Ladies Have Never Experienced Orgasm by luminouz(m): 8:46am On Jul 12, 2024
placeofallure:
Always? You sabi mẹ before?

grin grin grin
Yes na....I know you😉
Romance › Re: My Sales Girl Is About To Crash My Relationship by luminouz(m): 9:49pm On Jul 11, 2024
adebowales:
Hello nairalanders!
I seek your opinion concerning this situation I find myself in.

I have been in a relationship with my fiancée for 3 yrs already to which she is pregnant for me at the moment! Though we have been together enjoying our relationship until recently I employed a new sales representative which is getting me confused.

Since the day I employed my sales girl, she had been handling my business perfectly even while I wasn’t around, she always defends me well, though I pay her well for this, but she had been managing the business like hers and she makes good return daily, besides she is also a good girl in management.

The relationship I have with my fiancée is getting to marriage soon but I feel recently am making a bad choice even though she is pregnant for me.

Recently, my sales girl profess love to me by telling me she really loves me and she has falling in love already, this makes her get pained seeing me and my fiancée together.
I had to explain to her that, I am the kind of person that is very loyal to my commitment, if we had met earlier, no one also would be able to take me away from her, so by that, I love her, but it’s late already as me and my wife has gone deeper and breaking up isn’t easy at these moment at all.

Recently, I found out my sales is already talking to different suitors which at times gives me bad feelings which makes me confused at the moment if I may loose her and this will definitely affect my business except I find someone better also.
Kini gbogbo katikati yi bayi
Culture › Re: Welcome To Nigeria; Funny But True! by luminouz(m): 9:48pm On Jul 11, 2024
Almiron:
I saw this post of Facebook and I decided to share it here, I don't know the appropriate section to post this. Moderator do your thing.

1. Welcome to Nigeria where the husband is called BABY and the son is called DADDY.

2. Welcome to Nigeria where wedding must be on Saturday.

3. Welcome to Nigeria where Car keys and iPhone don't enter pocket.

4. Welcome to Nigeria where it's easy for your relatives to contribute money for your burial but difficult to raise money to help you start-up a business.

5. Welcome to Nigeria where you will open fridge and see ice cream container with egusi soup inside.

6. Welcome to Nigeria where people buy dog and name it tiger.

7. Welcome to Nigeria.. A country where a married man will still complain that his girlfriend is cheating on him.

8. Welcome to Nigeria where barbers display pictures of hairstyle they can't even barb!

9. Welcome to NIGERIA where all DETERGENTS are called OMO.

10. Welcome to Nigeria where all noodles are called indomie.

11. Welcome to Nigeria where one medicine cures all sicknesses.

12. Welcome to Nigeria where a rich hausa man is called 'Alhaji' while a poor hausa man is called Aboki

13. Welcome to Nigeria where young boys spray their hair white colour and old men dye their hair black

Add yours...
Oh finally!!! Mumu don talk another thing apart from Messi....

Wereyyyyyy!!!🤣🤣🤣🤣
Politics › Re: Food crisis: Tinubu has shut his doors, some Ministers can't see him - Ndume by luminouz(m): 9:35pm On Jul 11, 2024
MrFourSHIRTS:
Ogunsakin or what's your name. Try and be sensible. You've been on nairaland for long and with a messed up history on here
K
Sports › Re: Messi Guides Argentina To Another Copa Final by luminouz(m): 7:14pm On Jul 11, 2024
Almiron:
Source: ESPN
See this werey still dey shout about someone whose ancestors wiped out yours more than 50 years ago


Shame on you Almiron ..SHAAAAAAMMMMMEEEE
Politics › Re: Food crisis: Tinubu has shut his doors, some Ministers can't see him - Ndume by luminouz(m): 7:10pm On Jul 11, 2024
Almiron:
Weyreh Gbagi, how your mama wey dey akara... Onijere. .awon to nie onijere e
Lmaoooo

E pain am die

I get time today

Na you go taya

Almiron...send aza..or dog go bite you this week🤣🤣🤣

Send aza and let me bless your existence...
Politics › Re: Food crisis: Tinubu has shut his doors, some Ministers can't see him - Ndume by luminouz(m): 6:34pm On Jul 11, 2024
Almiron:
weyreh gbagi... Oma sanku ni 😂. I go feed you and miserable family comfortably...ask about me here dem go tell you. I enjoy the d way I dey gbe Iya e sepe.. 😂😂😂
E don pain this werey sha

Send aza naaaaa

I wan dash you money but you still dey shout like werey!!
Romance › Re: Ronaldo Is A Bloody Loser Hahahaha by luminouz(m): 6:32pm On Jul 11, 2024
ChizzyBuna:
And you a NOBODY is here defending Ronaldo as if he even knows you exist...wasted tool
A beggar quoting me?

Are you mad?

Dog will bite you here
Food › Re: What Her Boyfriend’s Kitchen Looks Like When She’s Around Vs When She’s Not. by luminouz(m): 4:31pm On Jul 11, 2024
1Sharon:
Story.
Urghhhhh

Fishlips AGAIN!!!🙄🙄🙄
Food › Re: What Her Boyfriend’s Kitchen Looks Like When She’s Around Vs When She’s Not. by luminouz(m): 4:29pm On Jul 11, 2024
Zooposki:
Yeah, I dont want a husband. I prefer being single. My relationship is you stay in your house while I stay in mine. No living together. Don’t want anyone in my space. It’s a hard limit for me.
Lmaoooo

I have sent lots of women like you in my time. Sooner or later, the WALL ALWAYS WINS!!!!
Then, you will come crying and yelling for a husband.

There is a reason why single women in Shiloh far outnumbers the single men
Politics › Re: Food crisis: Tinubu has shut his doors, some Ministers can't see him - Ndume by luminouz(m): 4:25pm On Jul 11, 2024
Almiron:
Weyreh Gbagi Onijere
Send your aza mumu!!!🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

As you dey talk so...you for don get alert.


You need food....that's your reality!!! Send aza bro..rent money go soon due oh

Don't be shy
Politics › Re: Food crisis: Tinubu has shut his doors, some Ministers can't see him - Ndume by luminouz(m): 2:20pm On Jul 11, 2024
Almiron:
send money to your wretched family wey dey suffer first .. oloribu weyreh gbagi

You don drink your concortion today.

Olorun ma ba ti eje ni


WEYREH GBAGI
Lmaoooo

Nah nigga....you need these funds!!!

Don't be shy...hunger knows no man oh...

Send that aza...maybe you will see food chop this week. At least you will have small strength to continue yelling about Messi and Ronaldo, who both don't care about your dry black ass!!!

I'm still waiting!!!
Food › Re: What Her Boyfriend’s Kitchen Looks Like When She’s Around Vs When She’s Not. by luminouz(m): 1:49pm On Jul 11, 2024
Zooposki:
Women do a lot of unpaid labour work that is unappreciated, burdensome, repetitive and tiresome. I will never make it my destiny to cook for anyone for life, be it husband etc. I will only cook for myself whenever I feel like cooking etc.
And that's why your black ass is still single!!!

Better cook or get cooked!!
Romance › Re: 95 Percent Of Nigerian Ladies Have Never Experienced Orgasm by luminouz(m): 1:46pm On Jul 11, 2024
bisqit:
get out low level redpiller
Nah...I won't!!!

I'm gonna stay here and whoop your black ass!!!😂😂😂
Romance › Re: 95 Percent Of Nigerian Ladies Have Never Experienced Orgasm by luminouz(m): 1:45pm On Jul 11, 2024
bisqit:
liar
Sorry mai dear!!!

But I don't do riffraffs like you
Politics › Re: Food crisis: Tinubu has shut his doors, some Ministers can't see him - Ndume by luminouz(m): 1:45pm On Jul 11, 2024
Almiron:
Weyreh Gbagi, as you dey deu wake today, Onijere!!! RedeRede Loma gbeyin aye e, wonma fi e shawati i
Send me your aza and stop foaming at the mouth....

Who abuses epp for Tinubulation era!!!

Ebi go finish you!!! 😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣

Na me and you for this NL....

Send aza before ebi kpai you oh
Romance › Re: I Need A Husband, I Will Sponsor Everything: 39-year-old Nigerian Lady Cries Out by luminouz(m): 12:06am On Jul 11, 2024
DeeScan:
Yeah, Sharon... Reach out and get the golden dick..
Lol...abeg oh..make the witch no come dey track me oh
Romance › Re: 95 Percent Of Nigerian Ladies Have Never Experienced Orgasm by luminouz(m): 11:31pm On Jul 10, 2024
bisqit:
see how disrespected your late wife. You are a fool. Your wife will be rolling in her grave
You are the mumu and full.

He actually acknowledged her and called her a gem.

You should be ashamed of your low reasoning faculties
Romance › Re: 95 Percent Of Nigerian Ladies Have Never Experienced Orgasm by luminouz(m): 11:30pm On Jul 10, 2024
okoroemeka:
you are talking of orgasm in Nigeria when the priority now is to survive, enjoying sex and orgasm is built on state of mind,imagine how difficult it is for men to make money thesedays and think how it will be for women and a cup of beans getting ready to jump across #500 naira,I don't see women having orgasm in this hell hole
You know nothing...it's inside poverty that people Bleep best. Why? That's the only pleasure outlet left!!
Romance › Re: I Need A Husband, I Will Sponsor Everything: 39-year-old Nigerian Lady Cries Out by luminouz(m): 11:28pm On Jul 10, 2024
1sharon...

See your mate.

Better reach out... I won't judge you
Politics › Re: Food crisis: Tinubu has shut his doors, some Ministers can't see him - Ndume by luminouz(m): 11:19pm On Jul 10, 2024
Almiron:
Agbado Weyreh Gbagi... Ara Loma San pa e 😂😂
You be small boy sha thinking abuses can do shiit to me. Check where I am from...na normal thing boy!!

On the other hand, the offer is still open...I have the funds, just promise me to stop behaving like a he-goat and I will wire your aza. Gaari and kulikuli don cost guy, don't let pride kill you oh
Sports › Re: Lamine Yamal Becomes Youngest-Ever Scorer At European Championship At 16 by luminouz(m): 7:01pm On Jul 10, 2024
mozzarellla:
Why the plenty tears cheesy
Dog will bite you this week!!
Politics › Re: Food crisis: Tinubu has shut his doors, some Ministers can't see him - Ndume by luminouz(m): 7:01pm On Jul 10, 2024
Almiron:
Hahahaha Weyreh Gbagi, so you be agbado...now it all make sense 😂😂. Rice and spaghetti wey dem share for una never finish I guess .. you go chop am till 2027...

Weyreh Gbagi!!!

Ibadan people are naturally slow, ain't surprised
.
Wereyyyyyy! Send me your aza lemme bless your existence

No dey quote me again

Asslicker!!!
Politics › Re: Food crisis: Tinubu has shut his doors, some Ministers can't see him - Ndume by luminouz(m): 1:45pm On Jul 10, 2024
SmartPolician:
Tinubu is a good politician, but he lacks leadership skills. This country is too big for Tinubu to run. Nigeria gets worse every day Tinubu spends a second in Aso Rock.
Lol...so who is capable to run the country then, Saint Obi?
Sports › Re: Lamine Yamal Becomes Youngest-Ever Scorer At European Championship At 16 by luminouz(m): 1:38pm On Jul 10, 2024
Almiron:
This lad was bath by the 🐐 when he was a toddler.
He's destined for greatness. What a lucky champ!!


His records:

Lamine Yamal becomes the 𝐲𝐨𝐮𝐧𝐠𝐞𝐬𝐭 player ever to win Man of the Match in UEFA game
.

◉ The 𝐲𝐨𝐮𝐧𝐠𝐞𝐬𝐭 player ever to score at the Euros.

◉ The 𝐲𝐨𝐮𝐧𝐠𝐞𝐬𝐭 player ever to assist at the Euros.

◉ The 𝐲𝐨𝐮𝐧𝐠𝐞𝐬𝐭 player ever to feature at the Euros
.

◉ The 𝐲𝐨𝐮𝐧𝐠𝐞𝐬𝐭 player ever to feature in el Clásico.

◉ The 𝐲𝐨𝐮𝐧𝐠𝐞𝐬𝐭 player ever to score in La Liga game.

◉ The 𝐲𝐨𝐮𝐧𝐠𝐞𝐬𝐭 player ever to score in La Liga game.

◉ The 𝐲𝐨𝐮𝐧𝐠𝐞𝐬𝐭 player ever to assist in Barça’s shirt.

◉ The 𝐲𝐨𝐮𝐧𝐠𝐞𝐬𝐭 player ever in Barcelona’s history to reach 50 official games.

◉ The 𝐲𝐨𝐮𝐧𝐠𝐞𝐬𝐭 player ever to feature in UEFA Champions League knockout game.

◉ The 𝐲𝐨𝐮𝐧𝐠𝐞𝐬𝐭 player ever player to score a brace in La Liga history.

◉ The 𝐲𝐨𝐮𝐧𝐠𝐞𝐬𝐭 player ever to reach top three podium of the Golden Boy.

Save the name... Lamine Yamal
This werey again!!!
Will you just shut DAFUQ up!!!

I'm sure you are a very hungry Nigerian
Romance › Re: 95 Percent Of Nigerian Ladies Have Never Experienced Orgasm by luminouz(m): 4:51am On Jul 10, 2024
Knightred:
hunnnnnhun,What a little tiny mr luminouzsmiley



so u must be wearing pantiessmiley
Panties with 2inches dick? 🤣🤣🤣🤣

I dey waka without any panties abeg
Romance › Re: 95 Percent Of Nigerian Ladies Have Never Experienced Orgasm by luminouz(m): 4:10am On Jul 10, 2024
placeofallure:
No. The time that was allotted to you, how did you use it. If she could come with you, she won't need another dick. We know your type, your prick no pass pencil, you go dey make mouth online. Everybody na Superman on social media. Rádaràda!
Why are you always this wicked?

Shey you know the Bobo before ni?
Romance › Re: 95 Percent Of Nigerian Ladies Have Never Experienced Orgasm by luminouz(m): 4:06am On Jul 10, 2024
DeeScan:
baba no be you I quote nw..


Abi na you be her husband??
Sorry bros...

No vex....my G!!!🤣🤣🤣
Romance › Re: 95 Percent Of Nigerian Ladies Have Never Experienced Orgasm by luminouz(m): 4:05am On Jul 10, 2024
Knightred:
wow,mr luminouz so u have a tiny pricksmiley
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣...

Yeah 2 inches!!!

It's embarrassing 🤣🤣🤣
Romance › Re: 95 Percent Of Nigerian Ladies Have Never Experienced Orgasm by luminouz(m):
Twoclans:
Lumi Lumi angry

Kuku kill us with lamba undecided
I don't lie TwoC but even if I have to lie to everyone babe...I no go lie for you.

I'm very serious. I have always never lacked the capacity to sexually satisfy a woman. Big, small...it doesn't matter... They always cum..because I understand the physiology of a woman...and my own diick prowess
Romance › Re: 95 Percent Of Nigerian Ladies Have Never Experienced Orgasm by luminouz(m): 12:28am On Jul 10, 2024
DeeScan:
has your wife reached orgasm??
Be ilke say your diick is small...


You just dey vex for us because we sabi make women orgasm

Come make i show you way were
Romance › Re: 95 Percent Of Nigerian Ladies Have Never Experienced Orgasm by luminouz(m): 9:24pm On Jul 09, 2024
EreluRoz:
Ashawo man. Casalinda showed us that time 😂
Werey..no go marry...na to dey do aproko when all your mates have kids.

You still in your daddy's house and shame no catch you?

Maybe you were blind when she apologized for her false claims.

Casalinda ko...Casamindo ni

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