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RomanceRe: Ronaldo Is A Bloody Loser Hahahaha by luminouz(m): 6:32pm On Jul 11, 2024
ChizzyBuna:
And you a NOBODY is here defending Ronaldo as if he even knows you exist...wasted tool
A beggar quoting me?

Are you mad?

Dog will bite you here
FoodRe: What Her Boyfriend’s Kitchen Looks Like When She’s Around Vs When She’s Not. by luminouz(m): 4:31pm On Jul 11, 2024
1Sharon:
Story.
Urghhhhh

Fishlips AGAIN!!!🙄🙄🙄
FoodRe: What Her Boyfriend’s Kitchen Looks Like When She’s Around Vs When She’s Not. by luminouz(m): 4:29pm On Jul 11, 2024
Zooposki:
Yeah, I dont want a husband. I prefer being single. My relationship is you stay in your house while I stay in mine. No living together. Don’t want anyone in my space. It’s a hard limit for me.
Lmaoooo

I have sent lots of women like you in my time. Sooner or later, the WALL ALWAYS WINS!!!!
Then, you will come crying and yelling for a husband.

There is a reason why single women in Shiloh far outnumbers the single men
PoliticsRe: Food crisis: Tinubu has shut his doors, some Ministers can't see him - Ndume by luminouz(m): 4:25pm On Jul 11, 2024
Almiron:
Weyreh Gbagi Onijere
Send your aza mumu!!!🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

As you dey talk so...you for don get alert.


You need food....that's your reality!!! Send aza bro..rent money go soon due oh

Don't be shy
PoliticsRe: Food crisis: Tinubu has shut his doors, some Ministers can't see him - Ndume by luminouz(m): 2:20pm On Jul 11, 2024
Almiron:
send money to your wretched family wey dey suffer first .. oloribu weyreh gbagi

You don drink your concortion today.

Olorun ma ba ti eje ni


WEYREH GBAGI
Lmaoooo

Nah nigga....you need these funds!!!

Don't be shy...hunger knows no man oh...

Send that aza...maybe you will see food chop this week. At least you will have small strength to continue yelling about Messi and Ronaldo, who both don't care about your dry black ass!!!

I'm still waiting!!!
FoodRe: What Her Boyfriend’s Kitchen Looks Like When She’s Around Vs When She’s Not. by luminouz(m): 1:49pm On Jul 11, 2024
Zooposki:
Women do a lot of unpaid labour work that is unappreciated, burdensome, repetitive and tiresome. I will never make it my destiny to cook for anyone for life, be it husband etc. I will only cook for myself whenever I feel like cooking etc.
And that's why your black ass is still single!!!

Better cook or get cooked!!
RomanceRe: 95 Percent Of Nigerian Ladies Have Never Experienced Orgasm by luminouz(m): 1:46pm On Jul 11, 2024
bisqit:
get out low level redpiller
Nah...I won't!!!

I'm gonna stay here and whoop your black ass!!!😂😂😂
RomanceRe: 95 Percent Of Nigerian Ladies Have Never Experienced Orgasm by luminouz(m): 1:45pm On Jul 11, 2024
bisqit:
liar
Sorry mai dear!!!

But I don't do riffraffs like you
PoliticsRe: Food crisis: Tinubu has shut his doors, some Ministers can't see him - Ndume by luminouz(m): 1:45pm On Jul 11, 2024
Almiron:
Weyreh Gbagi, as you dey deu wake today, Onijere!!! RedeRede Loma gbeyin aye e, wonma fi e shawati i
Send me your aza and stop foaming at the mouth....

Who abuses epp for Tinubulation era!!!

Ebi go finish you!!! 😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣

Na me and you for this NL....

Send aza before ebi kpai you oh
RomanceRe: I Need A Husband, I Will Sponsor Everything: 39-year-old Nigerian Lady Cries Out by luminouz(m): 12:06am On Jul 11, 2024
DeeScan:
Yeah, Sharon... Reach out and get the golden dick..
Lol...abeg oh..make the witch no come dey track me oh
RomanceRe: 95 Percent Of Nigerian Ladies Have Never Experienced Orgasm by luminouz(m): 11:31pm On Jul 10, 2024
bisqit:
see how disrespected your late wife. You are a fool. Your wife will be rolling in her grave
You are the mumu and full.

He actually acknowledged her and called her a gem.

You should be ashamed of your low reasoning faculties
RomanceRe: 95 Percent Of Nigerian Ladies Have Never Experienced Orgasm by luminouz(m): 11:30pm On Jul 10, 2024
okoroemeka:
you are talking of orgasm in Nigeria when the priority now is to survive, enjoying sex and orgasm is built on state of mind,imagine how difficult it is for men to make money thesedays and think how it will be for women and a cup of beans getting ready to jump across #500 naira,I don't see women having orgasm in this hell hole
You know nothing...it's inside poverty that people Bleep best. Why? That's the only pleasure outlet left!!
RomanceRe: I Need A Husband, I Will Sponsor Everything: 39-year-old Nigerian Lady Cries Out by luminouz(m): 11:28pm On Jul 10, 2024
1sharon...

See your mate.

Better reach out... I won't judge you
PoliticsRe: Food crisis: Tinubu has shut his doors, some Ministers can't see him - Ndume by luminouz(m): 11:19pm On Jul 10, 2024
Almiron:
Agbado Weyreh Gbagi... Ara Loma San pa e 😂😂
You be small boy sha thinking abuses can do shiit to me. Check where I am from...na normal thing boy!!

On the other hand, the offer is still open...I have the funds, just promise me to stop behaving like a he-goat and I will wire your aza. Gaari and kulikuli don cost guy, don't let pride kill you oh
SportsRe: Lamine Yamal Becomes Youngest-Ever Scorer At European Championship At 16 by luminouz(m): 7:01pm On Jul 10, 2024
mozzarellla:
Why the plenty tears cheesy
Dog will bite you this week!!
PoliticsRe: Food crisis: Tinubu has shut his doors, some Ministers can't see him - Ndume by luminouz(m): 7:01pm On Jul 10, 2024
Almiron:
Hahahaha Weyreh Gbagi, so you be agbado...now it all make sense 😂😂. Rice and spaghetti wey dem share for una never finish I guess .. you go chop am till 2027...

Weyreh Gbagi!!!

Ibadan people are naturally slow, ain't surprised
.
Wereyyyyyy! Send me your aza lemme bless your existence

No dey quote me again

Asslicker!!!
PoliticsRe: Food crisis: Tinubu has shut his doors, some Ministers can't see him - Ndume by luminouz(m): 1:45pm On Jul 10, 2024
SmartPolician:
Tinubu is a good politician, but he lacks leadership skills. This country is too big for Tinubu to run. Nigeria gets worse every day Tinubu spends a second in Aso Rock.
Lol...so who is capable to run the country then, Saint Obi?
SportsRe: Lamine Yamal Becomes Youngest-Ever Scorer At European Championship At 16 by luminouz(m): 1:38pm On Jul 10, 2024
Almiron:
This lad was bath by the 🐐 when he was a toddler.
He's destined for greatness. What a lucky champ!!


His records:

Lamine Yamal becomes the 𝐲𝐨𝐮𝐧𝐠𝐞𝐬𝐭 player ever to win Man of the Match in UEFA game
.

The 𝐲𝐨𝐮𝐧𝐠𝐞𝐬𝐭 player ever to score at the Euros.

◉ The 𝐲𝐨𝐮𝐧𝐠𝐞𝐬𝐭 player ever to assist at the Euros.

◉ The 𝐲𝐨𝐮𝐧𝐠𝐞𝐬𝐭 player ever to feature at the Euros
.

◉ The 𝐲𝐨𝐮𝐧𝐠𝐞𝐬𝐭 player ever to feature in el Clásico.

◉ The 𝐲𝐨𝐮𝐧𝐠𝐞𝐬𝐭 player ever to score in La Liga game.

◉ The 𝐲𝐨𝐮𝐧𝐠𝐞𝐬𝐭 player ever to score in La Liga game.

◉ The 𝐲𝐨𝐮𝐧𝐠𝐞𝐬𝐭 player ever to assist in Barça’s shirt.

◉ The 𝐲𝐨𝐮𝐧𝐠𝐞𝐬𝐭 player ever in Barcelona’s history to reach 50 official games.

◉ The 𝐲𝐨𝐮𝐧𝐠𝐞𝐬𝐭 player ever to feature in UEFA Champions League knockout game.

◉ The 𝐲𝐨𝐮𝐧𝐠𝐞𝐬𝐭 player ever player to score a brace in La Liga history.

The 𝐲𝐨𝐮𝐧𝐠𝐞𝐬𝐭 player ever to reach top three podium of the Golden Boy.

Save the name... Lamine Yamal
This werey again!!!
Will you just shut DAFUQ up!!!

I'm sure you are a very hungry Nigerian
RomanceRe: 95 Percent Of Nigerian Ladies Have Never Experienced Orgasm by luminouz(m): 4:51am On Jul 10, 2024
Knightred:
hunnnnnhun,What a little tiny mr luminouzsmiley



so u must be wearing pantiessmiley
Panties with 2inches dick? 🤣🤣🤣🤣

I dey waka without any panties abeg
RomanceRe: 95 Percent Of Nigerian Ladies Have Never Experienced Orgasm by luminouz(m): 4:10am On Jul 10, 2024
placeofallure:
No. The time that was allotted to you, how did you use it. If she could come with you, she won't need another dick. We know your type, your prick no pass pencil, you go dey make mouth online. Everybody na Superman on social media. Rádaràda!
Why are you always this wicked?

Shey you know the Bobo before ni?
RomanceRe: 95 Percent Of Nigerian Ladies Have Never Experienced Orgasm by luminouz(m): 4:06am On Jul 10, 2024
DeeScan:
baba no be you I quote nw..


Abi na you be her husband??
Sorry bros...

No vex....my G!!!🤣🤣🤣
RomanceRe: 95 Percent Of Nigerian Ladies Have Never Experienced Orgasm by luminouz(m): 4:05am On Jul 10, 2024
Knightred:
wow,mr luminouz so u have a tiny pricksmiley
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣...

Yeah 2 inches!!!

It's embarrassing 🤣🤣🤣
RomanceRe: 95 Percent Of Nigerian Ladies Have Never Experienced Orgasm by luminouz(m):
Twoclans:
Lumi Lumi angry

Kuku kill us with lamba undecided
I don't lie TwoC but even if I have to lie to everyone babe...I no go lie for you.

I'm very serious. I have always never lacked the capacity to sexually satisfy a woman. Big, small...it doesn't matter... They always cum..because I understand the physiology of a woman...and my own diick prowess
RomanceRe: 95 Percent Of Nigerian Ladies Have Never Experienced Orgasm by luminouz(m): 12:28am On Jul 10, 2024
DeeScan:
has your wife reached orgasm??
Be ilke say your diick is small...


You just dey vex for us because we sabi make women orgasm

Come make i show you way were
RomanceRe: 95 Percent Of Nigerian Ladies Have Never Experienced Orgasm by luminouz(m): 9:24pm On Jul 09, 2024
EreluRoz:
Ashawo man. Casalinda showed us that time 😂
Werey..no go marry...na to dey do aproko when all your mates have kids.

You still in your daddy's house and shame no catch you?

Maybe you were blind when she apologized for her false claims.

Casalinda ko...Casamindo ni
RomanceRe: Reality Every Guy Need To Know ( STRICTLY REDPILL) ... by luminouz(m): 1:44pm On Jul 09, 2024
Iamblessed85:
Thanks for this. I came to this conclusion myself after some meditation and so i’m shocked to see it validated by someone else. I have always said that everyone you help tries to get even either subconsciously or consciously.

Why do they need to get even?

It’s hard to believe but they subconsciously resent you for doing better than them. When you help someone (especially someone you came up with), they start to feel inferior. They hate that you now occupy that pristine position as their helper, afterall you grew up together and you aren’t better than them in any way or so they think.


How do they get even?

1. They ask for help repeatedly. Everyone knows this would cause you to react poorly at some point, so, they continue to poke the bear. When you get tired and turn down their request or react poorly, everything else you’ve done is thrown out of the window and you become a bad person. You nolonger wield that pristine position as their helper.

2. They simply pay you back with evil or talk down on you behind your back.

In summary, no good deed goes unpunished. Does it mean you shouldn’t do good? Not at all but just know that often times, it’s someone else that would reward you. You’ve put out that positivity into the universe and so the universe becomes your debtor. With this understanding, people should never say stuff like “after all i’ve done for you”. The reason why they are hurting you is because of all you did for them lol.

Perhaps you even threw in some condescending remarks while at it and this sorta overshadowed the good deed.
💯
RomanceRe: 95 Percent Of Nigerian Ladies Have Never Experienced Orgasm by luminouz(m): 1:36am On Jul 09, 2024
drimzsmoke:
Listen to that guy, a woman who is not happy or mentally stressed can NOT reach orgasm during sex
Who told youhuh🤣🤣🤣


So she will reach orgasm when she is happy but your dick is limp? Or you can hit the jackpot?

Women Bleep better when they are unhappy!!! Sex becomes a relief
RomanceRe: 95 Percent Of Nigerian Ladies Have Never Experienced Orgasm by luminouz(m): 6:50pm On Jul 08, 2024
DeeScan:
1sharon..


This advertising is solely for you..


Come and get your Mind blown...
😳😳😳😳


That witch?? I don't want her!!!

Besides her black ass is in the UK
RomanceRe: 95 Percent Of Nigerian Ladies Have Never Experienced Orgasm by luminouz(m): 5:34pm On Jul 08, 2024
Lyrics269:
Dem dey always act like mumu during and after cumming
I swear.

Especially those who have met men but have not cummed before. They just keep looking at you like you did something heroic.

Even me don taya of the worship I dey get after making them cum. Whoever talk say women no dey enjoy sex na bastaard!!!

I know the skill...I have honed it and while every woman is different bodywise, I have mastered the art of accessing and unlocking a woman's erogenous zones...so they always mudafucking cum.
RomanceRe: 95 Percent Of Nigerian Ladies Have Never Experienced Orgasm by luminouz(m): 5:21pm On Jul 08, 2024
Dshocker:
Because orgasm is of the mind, when you free from mental stress, then there is a high chance a woman stands to achieve it.
Which mind nonsense you dey talk? So when go cum when you no know where to hit...even if they are mentally ok?

Alaye...know how to fûck biko....that's the koko..it's a skill
RomanceRe: 95 Percent Of Nigerian Ladies Have Never Experienced Orgasm by luminouz(m): 5:20pm On Jul 08, 2024
Lyrics269:
So all these women ejaculated every time u knack dem
Lol...it's not easy my brother. You mean every round? Rara o....but if I do 3, they go cum in one or two... No be everyday soup dey sweet na

The bottom line is that no woman has ever left my bed without the experience of cumming!!


If you have ever made a woman cum, you will know they act like mumu afterwards. One even knelt down and thanked me for it. Many Nigerian women never had anything close to cumming!!! So they know that I be tiger to make them experience it
CrimeRe: Secondary School Student Rapes A Mad Woman In Adamawa by luminouz(m): 3:18pm On Jul 08, 2024
We4all:
That is kissable.
Werey!!!🤣🤣🤣

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