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Food › Re: Lady Teaches Her American Husband How To Eat Pounded Yam & Egusi Soup (Pics/Vid) by luminouz(m): 7:14pm On Jun 22, 2024
Shaybebaby
EleruRoz
1Sharon


I thought y'all said it's only Naija men that marry oyinbo evening newspapers.


This Naija girl married oyinbo ancestor na!!!


Ntoor on y'all!!🤣🤣🤣
Romance › Re: Reality Every Guy Need To Know ( STRICTLY REDPILL) ... by luminouz(m): 5:04pm On Jun 22, 2024
monerozi5590:
Ok, I know you so I will indulge you. What's in the write up that you don't understand so I will break it down for you!

...or perhaps lemme even ask you this question. Who is a nice guy?
I don't think they mean it in a bad way...just teasing you. I understood what you wrote
Romance › Re: Reality Every Guy Need To Know ( STRICTLY REDPILL) ... by luminouz(m): 5:03pm On Jun 22, 2024
KennethIbe59:
I no pity for the mum man
He learnt his lesson and has backed out.

When we say it, they term us evil. Now he has seen how embarrassing it is not to have a say over a boy who lives under your roof, eats your food and you pay his bills and his mom, blatantly told you the boy was right.

Who but the mother would make the boy bold enough to say such?
Romance › Re: Reality Every Guy Need To Know ( STRICTLY REDPILL) ... by luminouz(m): 5:00pm On Jun 22, 2024
Ballzproblemm:
https://www.lindaikejisblog.com/2024/6/killer-of-gokada-ceo-murdered-him-over-fear-girlfriend-would-leave-him-if-she-found-out-hed-been-stealing-to-fund-his-lifestyle.html

Truly truly nothing is more dangerous than a simp ,killed boss because he stealing from him to fund his babe lifestyle because he was afraid she would leave him.

Now he's about to bag 19yrs 🤡 let me see if the so called gold digger never born for another man , meanwhile he wasted his life.
Jesus!!!!

I read the story and I was so flabbergasted at what a man would do to get some recognition from another human being like him but with a vagina.

If only he knew of the redpill. He would have consistently upgraded himself and loved himself instead of wanting others to love him. He lacked self love and killed a man who employed him and many others to 'buy' a woman's attention. The amazing thing is the dude is not ugly so I'm sure he stands a good chance of nailing girls, with a little change of mindset from 'love me, you biitches' to 'i love myself biitches, now you gotta work to be in my circle'


I can't wrap my head around this.
Romance › Re: British Bride Introduces Her Nigerian Husband In The Most Romantic Way by luminouz(m): 11:06am On Jun 22, 2024
EleruEoz
Shaybebaby
1Sharon..


See Nigerian men marrying young oyinbos....

Ntor on your bald heads and fishlips
Romance › Re: True Life $ex Story By A Female Client And Her Madam's Son. by luminouz(m): 11:03am On Jun 22, 2024
Spnn

Dog will bite you mercilessly for this mumu story wey you post...

No Maggie, no salt..just straight plantain for someone to eat? Infact, dog will bite you again!!
Health › Re: New Study Confirms Microplastics Harm Reproductive Health, Cause Severe Toxicity by luminouz(m): 10:59am On Jun 22, 2024
That stuff is really dangerous....it even enters penile tissue...

Abeg o..make John Thomas no get issue oh. I have resolved to be using more of stainless steel or ceramic plates rather than these plastics.
Family › Re: Nigeria Man Marries His Beautiful Oyibo Lover by luminouz(m): 12:37am On Jun 22, 2024
MrBrownJay1:
pikin like you are the reason some fathers are ashamed of their children.... yeye disgrace!
E pain your black ass 🤣🤣🤣
Family › Re: Nigeria Man Marries His Beautiful Oyibo Lover by luminouz(m): 10:35pm On Jun 21, 2024
MrBrownJay1:
OLODO... respect your father.
Brownjay elepon malu...zip it
Family › Re: Nigeria Man Marries His Beautiful Oyibo Lover by luminouz(m): 6:24pm On Jun 21, 2024
MrBrownJay1:
stop lying to your own self.... no less than 20yrs



thus why i said i wouldnt disown him and instead I would feel like a failure.



your miserable self is oozing from your above post. wouldnt surprise me if you are/were the person in that pic.
Will you shût dafuq up boy?

You talk too much for a dude!!!
Romance › Re: Reality Every Guy Need To Know ( STRICTLY REDPILL) ... by luminouz(m): 9:32am On Jun 21, 2024
Skepticus:
Spread the word. I'll pick the latter.
I like Erigga .his music is about lessons and pills
Romance › Re: Reality Every Guy Need To Know ( STRICTLY REDPILL) ... by luminouz(m): 9:31am On Jun 21, 2024
chukshobayo:
@Luminouz. Please I sometimes have issues with talking dirty to a lady when other ladies are around as I have the notion that she may be feel somehow since it will give her the slut look before the other ladies. Is it only me that feels this way?

@Martinez I am beginning to see what you said about maintaining the redpill is more work than starting redpill. I have been tempted to let my guard down just because I want to have a lady to maybe settle down with, I am like I can manage this one but when I think about stories that touches I just put myself in check. Men it is a difficult road.
Depends on your relationship with her and the extent of the 'dirty' talk.

If you know her a little, light dirty or teasing talk is cool ..you don't talk dirty to a stranger you don't know. Don't worry about what other ladies think and just be yourself. That in itself is a turn on for them.
Family › Re: Nigeria Man Marries His Beautiful Oyibo Lover by luminouz(m): 9:29am On Jun 21, 2024
Sapasenator:
Why I love Yoruba language, lots of colorful abusive words you are able to construct you may never find in other languages in Nigeria.
Abi na...make she koshi danu!!🤣🤣🤣
Romance › Re: Reality Every Guy Need To Know ( STRICTLY REDPILL) ... by luminouz(m): 1:18am On Jun 21, 2024
*sighs*

🙄🙄🙄
Family › Re: Nigeria Man Marries His Beautiful Oyibo Lover by luminouz(m): 1:17am On Jun 21, 2024
shaybebaby:
Ori e teba ko ro be je! Ko ra nu kuro. Adota!
Jesus!!! You be yoruba girl?🤣🤣🤣🤣

Koshi lo jor!!!
Family › Re: Nigeria Man Marries His Beautiful Oyibo Lover by luminouz(m): 1:16am On Jun 21, 2024
shaybebaby:
Thirsty for your raggedy @ss? Mate, stop dreaming and wake up!🤣

Your negging ain't going to work, I will NOT do visa for you. 😎
Oya biko consider me!!! I want to go to UK too!!! 🙄🙄🙄
Family › Re: Nigeria Man Marries His Beautiful Oyibo Lover by luminouz(m): 1:15am On Jun 21, 2024
EreluRoz:
It takes us back to what I said earlier about what redpill has done to you 😆
Nah... It's plain and simple reverse psychology. I don't fall for it, you hairy balls nigga
Family › Re: Nigeria Man Marries His Beautiful Oyibo Lover by luminouz(m): 8:38pm On Jun 20, 2024
EreluRoz:
Picture or you know the rest
You are using reverse psychology on me, the chairman of the redpill association??

Are you insãne??🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

That shiit never works on ME
Family › Re: Nigeria Man Marries His Beautiful Oyibo Lover by luminouz(m): 8:35pm On Jun 20, 2024
shaybebaby:
I think we both know who quoted who first and is the obsessed stalker.
Shaybaby or Babylon

Fi mi sile naaaaa
Family › Re: Nigeria Man Marries His Beautiful Oyibo Lover by luminouz(m): 8:32pm On Jun 20, 2024
shaybebaby:
Who wants compost?🤮
Jesus..lay off me na


Thirsty ass fishlips
Family › Re: Nigeria Man Marries His Beautiful Oyibo Lover by luminouz(m): 8:32pm On Jun 20, 2024
shaybebaby:
You are starting to sound like a broken record, change it up lest you start to bore me. undecided

I'll take being an after 11 newspaper and still have my boo than a first print paper yoked to the madness of your ilk.
kiss
Bla bla....
Family › Re: Nigeria Man Marries His Beautiful Oyibo Lover by luminouz(m): 8:30pm On Jun 20, 2024
shaybebaby:
Who gives a rat arse what you like! Abeg shift make we see road.🤢
You obviously do!!!

Stop quoting me...I have two wives and three kids and I don't have a baby mama in my harem

So..will you lay off me, you seem too thirsty!!!
Family › Re: Nigeria Man Marries His Beautiful Oyibo Lover by luminouz(m): 8:27pm On Jun 20, 2024
shaybebaby:
Lol, I can't be used for visa.

Na so, true love indeed. Awa high value nigerian men..the proof is in the pudding.😂
Will you keep quiet?

What do you know of love, fishlips!!!
Family › Re: Nigeria Man Marries His Beautiful Oyibo Lover by luminouz(m): 8:22pm On Jun 20, 2024
shaybebaby:
And is a mid night newspaper compared to us to us evening newspapers.

Shows how none of that matters when you are looking for who to exploit.

I might be ugly but not desperate enough to settle for your ilk.😎
I like that you admit you are ugly. She is not midnight she is late afternoon newspaper while YOU are an after 11pm to almost midnight newspaper.
Family › Re: Nigeria Man Marries His Beautiful Oyibo Lover by luminouz(m): 8:20pm On Jun 20, 2024
shaybebaby:
We can scratch that money angle, but visa? Definitely.

Either ways, we see someone who is being exploited.
Mtchewww...because you dey UK you think everyone wants to use you for visa abi?

That's true love right there. Which you obviously don't fûckin know
Family › Re: Nigeria Man Marries His Beautiful Oyibo Lover by luminouz(m): 8:19pm On Jun 20, 2024
EreluRoz:
You are a short guy and height matters a lot for guys, facially zero, potbelly=100 abi finess don get another definition? Abegi make I see road
Will you STFU?

How you take know my height?🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

I'm no where near short
Family › Re: Nigeria Man Marries His Beautiful Oyibo Lover by luminouz(m): 8:14pm On Jun 20, 2024
EreluRoz:
Redpill has really pulled you back, I only let matured people in my closet.

There's no way on earth you'll ever be fine kos you are too bitter and your hatred towards women is scary. Go for deliverance.
Lmaooo..jokes aside... I'm a fine man... People who have seen me from NL know that.

Who wants to see your craw-craw ass before..did I ask to see you? Go cook some noodles and STFU
Family › Re: Nigeria Man Marries His Beautiful Oyibo Lover by luminouz(m): 8:07pm On Jun 20, 2024
EreluRoz:
You think so? Jokes on you. Keep drowning in your redpill and missing the good side of life
No one has SEEN YOUR BLACK ASS🤣🤣🤣

Redpill is who I am... If you see me in person, you will know I'm a fine ass mudafucker. Girls no be my problem. But I need to set other men free from witches like you...

So STFU
Family › Re: Nigeria Man Marries His Beautiful Oyibo Lover by luminouz(m): 8:06pm On Jun 20, 2024
shaybebaby:
All these dregs of that these men are always looking up with angry

No one shouting evening newspaper now even though this newspaper is probably last week's news paper.

Hypocritical lot.
Lol.

See this one oh....

This one still fine pass you na
Family › Re: Nigeria Man Marries His Beautiful Oyibo Lover by luminouz(m): 8:04pm On Jun 20, 2024
EreluRoz:
Ask around from those who have seen me, you'll drop your redpill. No brags. Of a truth please grow up and stop looking for trouble all over nairaland.
Who has seen you on here?

Nobody!!!🤣🤣🤣
Family › Re: Nigeria Man Marries His Beautiful Oyibo Lover by luminouz(m): 8:01pm On Jun 20, 2024
MrBrownJay1:
i would simply get on my knees and start crying and feel like a failure as a father...
Shut it...you will be happy...it's Japa!
Family › Re: Nigeria Man Marries His Beautiful Oyibo Lover by luminouz(m): 8:00pm On Jun 20, 2024
EreluRoz:
How their parents consent and act along still baffles me. Which kind of parents some of una get?

This is Luminouz dreams
She still fine pass you...so STFU


Fishlips

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