₦airaland Forum

sandrahnaub:
Ngwanu!

Biko! Ga wa

Babe... Me no understand oooo!!
Wetin u mean o

sandrahnaub:
Proud IMO babe

No shaking

Igbo amaka

Haaaaaaaaa! IMO state ke?
Ur dowry na 30billion o
*picks race outta thread*

deepwater:
It can never be a miss, it is African to gett your hairs braided. Know your history


Sorry boi, I wasn't referring to your whole family and generation. I know they are all monkeys already.

We are talking about humans not monkeys, you should be with a ripe banana not a phone.
The zoo keeper must be asleep right now for your to be on the internet


Oga, i said we are humans and Africans, and on behalf of your family you obliged to be monkeys, so your father below screams for one minute whenever he rapes and cum on you monkey mum? Your papa pishure fine small ooooo

Lmaooooo!!!!
But seriously Seun Osewa should organise an abuse pageant/contest......God Nlanders can use words n memes to kill for universe....
Babe take it easy biko

Cessa0:
They don reach Ogun See the way my heart is beating fast coz i know these yeye police people will not do anything till they've attacked like 50 people.. God na your hand we dey.

Lmaooooooooo!!!!
Ur funny!!

vicfuntop:
. So are you going through my last comments cos I have seen your other mentions. You would see that I was vexed some days ago by one of you

Oh yeah!!! Good for u!!!!
Oh wait....what u mean 'one of u' there is only one ME!!
Oh! I guess I understand d cold shoulder treatment now
*sighs*

vicfuntop:
Attitude isn't necessary here. She made a solid point. I think if you do this with your real moniker, people would want to help. This is nothing to be ashamed of. According to you, you have nothing, so what the hell are you ashamed of ? What's the worst that would happen if you this with your real moniker?

Baby.....here I am with my 2 hands up...I refused to use another moniker....am.dead broke...pls EPP me.....Edakun EPP Me.....

khiaa:
I asked one person to message me and now all of you other guys are emailing me.
STOP IT.

Lmaooooooooooo!!!!!
Dem want their share of USD from khiaa baby!!!!

lefulefu:
see as the babes be like those babes for those ishawulu mount zion films back in dose days
sorry i will take a pass

Lmaooooo... I Trust u!

Jengem:
This is why i hate people and prefer to have no friends

F***k all yall

From d bottom o my heart
Fvck U 2!!!!

deepwater:
Apply the basics laws of physics, this car could be airborne at just 160km/hr. The loads astern would surely tilt the forward up and create a semi closed back side relative to the road, building air pressure to support upwards thrust

Any tokunbo car wey dem dey send come Nigeria go just begin cry inside the ship because of the suffer wey him de come face

We have seen u....Einstein's daughter

edo3:
Why should i wish i was him when God has created me perfectly. Am taller though.

God bless u for this post.....u didn't disgrace ur lineage...
I am not tall but then I don't give a fvck coz am handsome d way I am....n I wouldn't wanna change it at all

I agree he is talented though!!!!

vicfuntop:
Sarcasm

Lol.....
Wait till I give u my own version!!!

vicfuntop:
The crying and protests are unnecessary. They should pay their fees if they want results.

U eh!!!!

Lefulefu....enter hia o.....girls yapa

sexybbstar:
Don't you think it's good to know more of it so as to avoid some certain things.

Exactly my point!!!

Nma27:
Yimu. Don't mind them.

Lmaooooo! I hear u!

truthsayer009:
Bros, It is diabolical oh, Evil is Evil. Just letting you know sha.
Because when they start requiring for your sister or brother or Boyfriends head. Don't say they didn't tell you oh.

Wao....I guess my own gifts are diabolical too eh
Read my post again bro....I said many of d old ways are evil...not all.....but Christianity took all d old ways away n sadly there are fewer traditional herbal practitioners now....n those guys knew a lot about health treatments using herbs... Just one case for example

sexybbstar:
I need someone that will make me realize these powers. I want to know the kind of power I possess and how to utilize it. What to do and what not to do.

N that is why d issue lies...
Back in olden days a girl like u would have spiritual counsel from either ur Grandma or some elders with d gift to tutor u..or lastly a local herbalist to nurture d gift....but Christianity has made everything look so diabolical...... N d old ways are no more(d old ways may be bad but a few points made sense)

Nma27:
God Forbid.

Ghen Ghen!!!!

SurestG:
Hmmmm
I still prefer that Aunty sha

I hear o aunty....
Aunty likely.....na everyday be likely

Victornezzar:
I tink say all dis tinz dey only happen 4 nollywood

Nah!!!! But most people don't talk about it so its a topic shrouded on mystery!!!!

Nma27:
Laugh with care o. The ultimate help comes from God.

Ur so right babe..so right!!!!

Victornezzar:
why don't I witness all dis
sha am lucky

U have no idea just how lucky u are bro

adedayo3193:
Dlordsamurai sometimes when am sleeping I normally hear one of my family member yell my name but meanwhile they are at a far distance away from me, it could be my dad or my mom or brother. Do you think there is anything weird to that?

Not really...it seems u weren't deeply sleeping n at that time ur sleep world n day world are colliding/merging/joining....So what u see in ur dreams maybe what is happening in real life at DAT moment!!!!

Nma27:
@Dlordsamurai can you use your gift to cook nice 10odds? Shouldn't b too much for you ..
Luminouz you should ask your spirit friends to give you outcome of games na, they can't be staring at you for free..lolz

*rotfl*
Hahahahahahahah...stop jare!!!!
I burst out laughing seriously at this.....
Hmmmm.......about DAT eh....maybe d OP can help....
What u wanna use d spirits for will require some sort of price.....n since many of the spirits are evil..they feed on life essences(fear,anger,sadness n blood) n DAT is what anyone hoping to get their help must provide....
Y do u think blood money is so rampant these days( from skull mining to Yahoo plus)....
D bad news is......their help won't last forever...once d payment stops...their loyalty instantly stops too....

Nma27:
Remembered one night I visited my cousins, slept in their living room. Dropped their sofa pillows for a makeshift bed. I think it was around midnight when I felt a presence and out of no where I heard a voice close to my ear whisper "roman god of love". I was partly awake now cos I thought maybe someone entered, only for me to feel the presence step on the sofa(I felt d foam push down)I turned to see who it was but saw no one , omo na speed I use go join my cousins for bed o.
Thank God I don't experience scary shii anymore.
@luminouz,sexybbstar,victornezzar, Dlordsamurai, ToastedBread.

Lmaooooo!!! Now DAT wuz hilarious!!!!
Seems u made a 'god' fall for ur beauty!!!

SurestG:
yes

Lmaooooo.... U funny gan
Aunty ko.....Aunties ni

Obudupikin:
I wouldn't know until you tell me.

Beside,since you have the gift of seeing them you may also have the gift of understanding their language.

I'm actually curious.
I expect that this so called spirit and extraterrestrial beings would have a language they communicate with.
I will be disappointed if it is English because that would be so ordinary and earthly.

I was curious about DAT too....n what I figured was....telepathy.... No matter d language u speak....telepathy is d universal language coz its a mind to mind connection..... I could speak Chihuahua for all u care so long I can download to ur mind n make u understand me....then its all good....
Insects use what's called d hive mind telepathy to communicate......for e.g Bees make use of pheromones..... D Queen Bee secrets pheromones to communicate with her subjects n each pheromonal signal connotes diff.things at diff.seasons.....

Humans are thought to secrete pheromones but its has not been satisfactorily proven...

English as a universal language is wack bro......English is too weak to cut across several range of species satisfactorily... Itself was built from several Latin.Greek parts....

My 2cents!!!

Victornezzar:
cos I no like beta tin na
see ur mawt like treasurer

Looool

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