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Khaliyah:
Lol, don't u wish to have u full gift bk

Lmaooooooo!!!!!
If I have a full exposure to d range of my abilities from then till now....the world would be a sober place to live...n hey...why should I miss all d fun

Khaliyah:
Interesting story bro, sorry I had to charge before now!!! Baba but seriously u sure say u nor flank ur ghosty wifey?? Lol

Lmaooooo...Nah!! I was only about 10 naw...wetin I know then?

fatymore:
ok...I want the one you were fighting with ghost or witches

Lmaooooooo!
I think u are freash outta luck
D witches experience declined to 1 or 2 maybe
D ghost experience I think 2 more also
But ba3 don low.... 2mao biko

fatymore:
More

I.don tire o....my hand dey pain me....let's do 2mao naw?
My ba3 don run down sef

fatymore:
may her soul rest in peace.. Hope na pastor place you go or babalawo.. That conversation sounds like babalawo's Own.. Is that all.. Give it to me more baby

No naw....na all these spirikoko CAC pastors......the man was a prophet/vision seer....he saw her following me immediately.

Give it to u more??
Ayam coming!!!!!
*humming...za oza room thins*
Na joke o....

fatymore:
oti wo inu aye

Lmaoooooo...not MI fault
Well these girls won't let me be naw....

Aniekpeno11:
Ah ah bros na so end? You didn't tell us if the slap altered Aunty seun's face and what transpired when your dad eventually returned

Haba.....of course naw....I just remembered d basics..u know I was just 8 years then
Dad ke? He strongly adviced mum to be careful of female friends oooo!


Part 6 is on page 38 dou!!! Enjoy

fatymore:
you look too handsome to witness such things abi you are pappy water

I dropped part 5 on this page....enjoy

georgeben205:
so u decided to lie small small this time shebi

#no offense (just joking)

I know bro.....
None taken

fatymore:
you look too handsome to witness such things abi you are pappy water

Loool....I am.just gifted daz all.....
I don't see much now....apparently I didn't nurture d gift

fatymore:
stop lying.. It wasn't scary abit... As if am reading Novel.
I read something like that here www.gods-and-monsters.com/scary-stories.html

Loollll...


Well DAT was my experience... A lotta guys ran away from d previous ones so I figured I scared them...

iamharkinwaley:
May he's typing
let chill pls

Its all done on page 37...enjoy....
Am.typing another!!!!

MY SUPERNATURAL EXPERIENCE 5


The next big one I remember was d death of my childhood girlfriend.....her name was Bukky. Her mom was a teacher like mine n were friends. Bukky was one of d most beautiful girls I have ever seen,charcoal black with large,soulfully expressive eyes,nice smile n a very intelligent girl. She was d 1st girl to tell me am cute( older women say it to my mum or me but they are well...older). I remembered going to their church on Sunday n my mum(senior teacher stuffs) introducing me to her mum n her. Since then we have been inseparable in school.only at home do I fraternize with my hood hommies....she wasn't in my class but we were rivals. I was ugly at maths n excelled in all else while she was brilliant in maths n good in other subjects..I won't forget one day like DAT when I was being bullied for being a teacher's pikin( I think mum caned d guys or stuffs like DAT n they wanted retaliation). I was with her when they came n I didn't know how to fight. She stood up for me n yelled at those niggas to leave me alone.they were like so this small girl wants to die coz of a man n she said YES! I can die for him ,u ugly little( she went off with some abusive words in English even I never heard off). Since those guys are OLODOs,i guess they were intimidated n just left us alone. She came n craddled my head in a bosom( I was pushed down) n said 'its ok oko MI(my husband).we were so close(though never did anything intimate...she kissed me once daz all). Everyone would always say OKO n IYAWO to us n she stayed in my house when I was preparing for common entrance to high school.... She died when I was 10 of headache of all things. I came back a week after common entrance when I was told she had died. There was no clue she was sick n I didn't believe it till I saw her corpse.
I remembered crying while my mum held me till I slept off. She came DAT night in d native attire we sowed together for one church stuff n datz z what I wore to bed too.... I woke suddenly n there she was sharp as daylight. She came closer n held me like she used to,calling me her husband n all DAT. She told me she was poisoned by her relative, a woman who needed jer great AURA for her own son( women all d time right..lol).We cried together n she cuddled me till I dozed off. This became a trend for 2 weeks. After 2 weeks I had to go to high school n she told me a night before DAT she would follow her husband everywhere he goes o....n right then my dad walked in on me talking n cuddling to air(he couldn't see her). He thought I was sleep walking but the trend continued even in school! I freaked all my roommates out not only by talking to air but they started getting very cold anytime they are in d room. Bukky would tell me she did DAT so she could have time with me. A month in school n I became a certified NUTJOB!!! I smell cold to everyone n people were afraid to approach me. I would spend hours outside at night while we talked n she cuddled me n during daytime, I would go to d school garden where she waits me...

After 2 months I was reduced to skin n bones..apparently d cohabitation is draining my life force n my school uncle called my mum. Mum n dad came n when they saw me they thought I was someone else..... They screamed n they took me to church straight....in d car..Bukky was there....saying its all right my husband n my dad almost crashed the car when he saw me talking n mentioning bukky's name....mum was crying n binding demons. The church pastor took one look at me n told.my mum to look for a doll among my belongings n bring it ASAP...he stripped off his shirt n started praying. I was there with bukky( n she was saying amen to d pastor's prayers) all d time til my mum brought d doll......
On dat doll was my name n her name all intertwined (bukky owned d doll n drew our names on it like a cartoon or something- a completely innocent gesture among kids). N d pastor said d doll was a strong connection between me n.bukky. Mum shouted which bukky? She died more than 2 months before naw.... D pastor said yes but she is still attached to ur son coz of love n d unnatural relationship between d dead n d living is what drains me of my life force n a bid to attain equilibrium.....i would die if it continues......
My mum shouted ' Equilibrium oriburuku wo' ( which stupid eqilibrium).....n.mum said bukky nitori olorun(abeg in God's name) leave my son alone.....then Bukky said( only me n d pastor can hear her) 'but mummy u said she is my husband,I want to stay with him' ...pastor translated n my mum said Pastor edasoroyi naw( pastor intervene)......D pastor made some biblical declarations n told bukky DAT d living n dead cannot cohabit n DAT she must leave me.... Naso bukky dey cry o,lamenting why her life was cut short n how her glory was taken....immediately d pastor asked her if she wanted my death to which she said no( she had no idea I was dying due to her prolonged interaction in my life...she thought I had fever like her). The pastor told her to release me n focus on her killers.... She agreed n d doll was burnt.....she cried all through n as d doll burnt her figure became less distinct n d last I remember of her was a kiss on my cheek n a whispered promise to revenge her death on her killer......
I never saw her after DAT!!! But I saw what happened to d woman who killed her... She got served...

Cc...Iamharkinwaley,aniekpeno,fatymore,khaliyah,Platinumventure, SurestG, hill111, Brown14, shiitposter,sexybbstar, victornezzar,adedayo3193

SurestG:
Luminouz baba
Where art thou?
I personally await the scary stories you've promised to bring here make it snappy

Babe.. Page 37....all for u!!!

toastedbread:
Luminouz> I just peep this thread and see ur posts. If u no go flow well, u for no start na.

Dlordsamurai> how you dey bro?

I have dropped bro....

Luminouz is here FAM.....
Here goes.....hope u get scared outta ur wits

MY SUPERNATURAL EXPERIENCE PART 4


Yeah well.....I was around 6 years old when d events i recounted in part 4 happened...lots of other supernatural stuffs occurred that are now lost in d catacombs of my memories n its only if I get a deja vu experience that I remember.....but what was constant in DAT house was our spiritual battles against elements that seemed super,hyper,mega determined to take at least one of our souls(both d kids n d parents, evils did not discriminate)...

I think I was close to eight years when d invisible slap incident occurred...d house next to us had this beautiful new occupant n she was a LG worker...naturally every guy around was on her case n even for an eight year old guy like me....I knew she was damn fine...me n my friends (had a couple back then) used to peep at her while she was passing by n we used to coo like little birds when she speaks English... Since its a next house n we are d one in ours n she is unmarried,she became kinda close to my mum...n that was where d problem started. All the men want her n am saying this in a very serious way,they WANT her in an obsessed way or should I say possessed way. D bachelors would stroll pass our house into d jungle on the pretext of tryna catch bushmeat when she was outside with mum or us. D married men tool turns to give me little notes to give aunty seun(n of course they gave me money for my trouble..lmaooo). I delivered most messages n she would scan through,smile but no replies at all. I just concocted replies to her suitors(some imaginary bullshiit d fools wanna hear so I could get more money). But I noticed she was always attentive to my DAD. Anytime he is home she would come n go extra mile just to be nice.Mum was always busy n I guess very trusting n she never smelled a rat. But I did n even I caught dad looking at her twice with a gleam in his eyes I knew I had to do something...As fate would have it,I went to fetch water at a stream close to our house n being inside d jungle, lotta trees n foliage are around. I had fetched my water n my eyes caught these luscious mangoes on trees n as I went further.. I started hearing heavy breathing. Like really heavy pounding sounds n thinking its d palmwine tappers I hid in a Bush close by n peeped at d source of d sound. Right before my eyes one of the trees( where d pounding sounds came from) close by tore a hole in d trunk n Aunty Seun came out.I quickly ducked back n she spoke to d trunk n mentioning dad's name said...'I must sleep with him today as I have slept with other men on this street n his destiny shall forever be mine' n d tree spoke back(I am not crazy guys...d fvcking tree spoke - like a drum voice sound).... N said ' u know d consequences if u fail to deliver as promised'... N she said she accepts, she turned n left n amazingly she didn't see me where I crouched( my small bucket ,painted green was in d bush too) n she left.
I waited forever before stepping out n rushing home. I went straight to my dad n told him m only God knew how I managed to convince him bit he listened n he walked in,took his shirt n went straight to church.
At 7pm, Aunty Seun waltzed in with a cooler of food( my mum went on a business trip to come d following day) dresed seductively n I swear my 8 year old diick twitched... She fine die. She was all 'where is daddy, I brought dinner since ur mum told me to take care of u guys' I was like....daddy don go out but he dey come...naso we siddon dey wait popsy way don go church( thank.God me n my bro don chao)..8( me n my bro dey gist),9( my bro don sleep..we lock gate),10 pm popsy never show n since GSM never dey..no how to call n Aunty Seun started sweating,jumping up n down n looking really crazy.
At each clock hour I go say 'aunty Seun pls let's eat'.. She like ' Shut up...let ur dad come first'. At exactly 11pm....I was on d couch when a hand appeared ( made of wood as real as fvck..6 fingers) n slapped Aunty seun.....
She was who is that? D response was another slap! She whirled around n got another slap...she didn't see d hand, yet I could see it clear as day! When d fifth slap came I heard shouts from other houses on our street...people dey scream..Eti/ Oju MI o( my ears/face oooooo).... Soon enough Aunty Seun unlocked d door n ran out( she ran to d kitchen n got 2 slaps...I was there with her coz she kept dragging along n tryna use me as shield... D plan didn't work) n she started crying....
Other houses had their own issues. Apparently in some weird way...all d men she slept with were getting d same number of slaps.....
Nobody slept in my street DAT night.....by dawn.. Aunty Seun ran mad....while d other men men were unconscious..... Anytime they wake up,d slaps continued.......
A Cele Pastor was brought to deliver them.....but Aunty Seun was still mad till I left d town...


Cc.....Platinumventure, SurestG, hill111, Brown14,shiitposter,sexybbstar, victornezzar,Iamharkinwaley,aniekpeno,fatymore,khaliyah,adedayo3193

smileslola:
lol...i don marry u finish!

Lmaoooooo!!!??
Cool just pick a date babe!!!

smileslola:
Hey People!

Many (not all) good things must come to an end...

This good thing has got to end...

I finally chose a hubby and the lucky winner is Jaydenphoenix....

Kidding!

One question though, why has nobody asked me what the shower has to do with this post?

This was a social experiment. I'm not looking for a husband in the next one year and I'm not...well I'm not most of those things in the initial post.

To all those shaming me for being picky...the jokes on you!

Nooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!
I don go borrow money from iya latifat to buy shirt n trouser in preparation to meet u....even bought shoe
Heeeeeee....temi bami o
OP u must marry me o....eheh!!!!

smileslola:
Don't believe everything you hear. Your omo iya is not as honest as you think

What? U meana nigga wasn't straight with u

lefulefu:
picture no dey her dp

Use faith naw
She might get better ukwu o

Beosten:
I was disqualified during the interview. The almighty "How much do you want us to pay as salary" sent me packing.

Haaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!!!!
Awwwwwwww...........
Thought she would be flexible on such naw....
So she wants ready made at 34?

Omo iya no worry.. Beta dey come!!!

bbbabes:
Mentor

So I am not ur mentor abi?

SurestG:
me keh? Rara o, there's nothing to check on my profile lemme just continue living my life the way God has planned it biko.

Lmaoooooo!

fatymore:
am interested abeg.. Weird things interest me

OK....will add u up by 10pm!!!
Don't be late!!!

SurestG:
daddy I'm interested o

OK..baby girl! 10pm it is!!!

lefulefu:
op"s dp is empty oo .for someone searching for husband e suppose put her pix make we assess her curves.how we know even sure say na man dey behind the moniker sef

U see am too.......
If na kidnapper nko?
Abeg I still love my nuts!!!!

Beosten:
Beeni o, oga mi. I wan marry ni

Issokay omo iya....
I hereby withdraw...
Invite me for owanbe party oo

Beosten:
I don't have a good job due to a master plan that if tabled before you, you will have reasons to consider me.

Omo iya MI...bawo ni o
Iwo na ni interest ninu ishe yen abi