 Politics › Re: Nigerian Senate Continues Ministerial Screening - Live Update by luorquay: 1:11pm On Oct 27, 2015 |
razid:
This Senator Olalekan from Lagos West must have been a student union activist in his school days. What is with his "I put it to you" questions. I just taya |
| Romance › Re: 8 Excuses Smart Guys Give In Order To Dismiss Ladies From Asking Money by luorquay: 8:20pm On Oct 26, 2015 |
QatarPlayboy:
nobody expect u to care sweetie. even a near mad man wud totally bcums mad if he sees ur pic i just viewed nd saw in ur profile. sweetie pls bring down ur dp bfor nairaland.com crashes again, bt dis time bcus of ur ugliness.
You see why no guy expect you to care? Bros Abeg na ya comment make her comot her profile pics abi na ma fone no load well *grins* |
| Phones › Re: Glo Subscription Not Working On My Android by luorquay: 10:37am On Oct 26, 2015 |
danmubeey:
Am having the same problem on my tecno p5...
But it was working months ago now it stopped...
My imei is still the same the apn blackberry.net...
When I on my data it brings the h++ but not connecting any of my browser
pls I need help What you should do is, take your sim and insert into a blackberry that has got 3G with the bb logo wen browsing on 3G. Register the sim on the bb and browse for some minutes. Take it off and reinsert into your fone and continue browsing from your P5. |
| Nairaland General › Re: Lifting A Crate Of Coke With Teeth, How Possible Is This?- Picture by luorquay: 1:14pm On Oct 25, 2015 |
engrflames:
I took the picture below from NBC Ilorin plant, it was soo amazing to me, lifting a crate of coke with one's teeth. Although most people around believed he's using spiritual power to do this. Please how real is this, could a crate of coke be lifted with someone's teeth naturally without using any diabolical means? Try it and give us feedback |
| Politics › Re: Obasanjo In Auto-Crash, Escapes Unhurt - Today.ng by luorquay: 11:11am On Oct 25, 2015 |
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| Politics › Re: Aisha Eniola Is An Elected Councillor In London by luorquay: 3:12pm On Oct 22, 2015 |
Sweetguy25:
Una dey see am? A black youth elected into a position of public responsibility in a european country. Meanwhile, in the most populous black country in the world, the president is a 75 year old and the average age of the members in his cabinet is 65 year years.
Somebody should me why Nigeria is not a useless country. Bros this ya last sentence, na annoyance you take type am o |
| Literature › Re: How A Girl"s Visit to My Room Changed my Life ( Short Story) by luorquay: 11:24pm On Oct 21, 2015 |
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| Literature › Re: How A Girl"s Visit to My Room Changed my Life ( Short Story) by luorquay: 6:23pm On Oct 21, 2015 |
croSStodds:
classcaptain!You are a typical quintessence of impeccability at its culmination (peak).your modus operandi of describing the scenarios is hilariously jocular but at the same time fabulous even though some were erotic.more proficiency to your adroitness bro.I'll also advise you to ignore those inconsequential nincompoops(evegran and co) who're fabricating denigatory conjectures just to portray you as an alchemy of disparagement.I rarely post but I just had to unknot my tie of apathy and languidness so as to appreciate this outstanding story of yours.it's so perspicuous you're congenitally talented.more reflex action to your instinct! peace! Bros please with this,I would like you to stick to your word of "rarely post" so that you don't confuse us. 1 Like |
| Literature › Re: How A Girl"s Visit to My Room Changed my Life ( Short Story) by luorquay: 6:21pm On Oct 21, 2015 |
slimbiggy:
u dy play nairabet 2much Tosyne2much been dey check him ticket while commenting on nairaland. No be him fault. |
| Literature › Re: How A Girl"s Visit to My Room Changed my Life ( Short Story) by luorquay: 6:17pm On Oct 21, 2015 |
tjfulloption:
I Distinguish Nairalander tjfulloption hereby move the motion that Distinguish Nairalander Class captain be conferred with the honour of Commander Of the Federal Republic of Nairaland (CON). Pls a member should second the motion.
Attention: Senate President Lalasticlala Distinguished fellow Nairalanders, I second the motion in support to what my fellow nairalandet has just raised 1 Like |
| Literature › Re: How A Girl"s Visit to My Room Changed my Life ( Short Story) by luorquay: 12:52pm On Oct 20, 2015 |
ClassCaptain:
Episode Finale and The Final Episode is Left ...
follow and pm me if u want your moniker to appear I'm d next Stories
" Lost in Lagos
" A day with an Upcoming artist "
" Why I no go do money ritual again"
" The Community Robbery
" Dating a Church girl"
" How 2go relationship led me to Psychiatric home 2"
bless. ClassCaptain just dey use my moniker dey go. I don follow you, try follow back sha. Abeg dey let us know when you dey drop the new stuffs |
| Literature › Re: How A Girl"s Visit to My Room Changed my Life ( Short Story) by luorquay: 8:37pm On Oct 19, 2015 |
Abigurl:
@Classcaptain you're so funny,, pls i will luv to meet u.. Where are u @? Ahh abigurl, you wanna meet ClassCaptain?? Do you wanna act the real scenes of this season film :d |
| Literature › Re: How A Girl"s Visit to My Room Changed my Life ( Short Story) by luorquay: 8:30pm On Oct 19, 2015 |
ClassCaptain:
OPERATION TEAR AND WIN......
I could see d reaction way day ichinbong face when she bin see the babe dey climb okada with tears in her eyes but wat me i was more inclined to see ,was the dress she was wearing.
Even d okada man no wan gree make she climb down as she day use her firm breasts chook d man for body.. As d girl drop.the okada man open mouth at d Size of the ikebe, smile wen he see say i dey look am .con give me thumbs up join.
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Lol..werey man..Hin face wan resemble luorquay own small.
" Hi " i said smiling .....My heart don day beat fast.
" Hi" am sorry am a bit late " she said
" No ...Dis is just...( pauses) i mean..This should be around 5 55 ..you are even fve minutes earlier.
" Ok oo " She said ..
" Hope u didnt go through stress getting the description
" No oo.Not at all.Thank God i saw u when i dropped.
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Ok ..its just right there. I said pointing to my house
. Na so we begin day waka go my syd .Omo forget oo..The dress wey dis girl wear show say she mean business..
The top no too bad as the thing package d Pointy Twin towers well but d Skirt na die ..choi.. The Yansh con curve inside am.The thing big pass Agnes and Tookz own.. o. The thing just day shout squeeze me,Bleep me,hold me, cum in me.
As we day waka. Na hin i day struggle with my Gbola..The thing day raise head..Day raise head.. Haha ..it is not yet time naw.i rebuke u in Jesus name. I dey use hand dey try suppress am.the thing wan day orubebe.. My monicker sighted[b] ClassCaptain:
OPERATION TEAR AND WIN......
I could see d reaction way day ichinbong face when she bin see the babe dey climb okada with tears in her eyes but wat me i was more inclined to see ,was the dress she was wearing.
Even d okada man no wan gree make she climb down as she day use her firm breasts chook d man for body.. As d girl drop.the okada man open mouth at d Size of the ikebe, smile wen he see say i dey look am .con give me thumbs up join.
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Lol..werey man..Hin face wan resemble luorquay own small.
" Hi " i said smiling .....My heart don day beat fast.
" Hi" am sorry am a bit late " she said
" No ...Dis is just...( pauses) i mean..This should be around 5 55 ..you are even fve minutes earlier.
" Ok oo " She said ..
" Hope u didnt go through stress getting the description
" No oo.Not at all.Thank God i saw u when i dropped.
..
Ok ..its just right there. I said pointing to my house
. Na so we begin day waka go my syd .Omo forget oo..The dress wey dis girl wear show say she mean business..
The top no too bad as the thing package d Pointy Twin towers well but d Skirt na die ..choi.. The Yansh con curve inside am.The thing big pass Agnes and Tookz own.. o. The thing just day shout squeeze me,Bleep me,hold me, cum in me.
As we day waka. Na hin i day struggle with my Gbola..The thing day raise head..Day raise head.. Haha ..it is not yet time naw.i rebuke u in Jesus name. I dey use hand dey try suppress am.the thing wan day orubebe.. My monicker sighted[/b] ClassCaptain:
OPERATION TEAR AND WIN......
I could see d reaction way day ichinbong face when she bin see the babe dey climb okada with tears in her eyes but wat me i was more inclined to see ,was the dress she was wearing.
Even d okada man no wan gree make she climb down as she day use her firm breasts chook d man for body.. As d girl drop.the okada man open mouth at d Size of the ikebe, smile wen he see say i dey look am .con give me thumbs up join.
.
Lol..werey man..Hin face wan resemble luorquay own small.
" Hi " i said smiling .....My heart don day beat fast.
" Hi" am sorry am a bit late " she said
" No ...Dis is just...( pauses) i mean..This should be around 5 55 ..you are even fve minutes earlier.
" Ok oo " She said ..
" Hope u didnt go through stress getting the description
" No oo.Not at all.Thank God i saw u when i dropped.
..
Ok ..its just right there. I said pointing to my house
. Na so we begin day waka go my syd .Omo forget oo..The dress wey dis girl wear show say she mean business..
The top no too bad as the thing package d Pointy Twin towers well but d Skirt na die ..choi.. The Yansh con curve inside am.The thing big pass Agnes and Tookz own.. o. The thing just day shout squeeze me,Bleep me,hold me, cum in me.
As we day waka. Na hin i day struggle with my Gbola..The thing day raise head..Day raise head.. Haha ..it is not yet time naw.i rebuke u in Jesus name. I dey use hand dey try suppress am.the thing wan day orubebe.. My monicker sighted.......tank God say I nor be the okada man |
| Literature › Re: How A Girl"s Visit to My Room Changed my Life ( Short Story) by luorquay: 6:31pm On Oct 19, 2015 |
ClassCaptain na 6:30pm at the time of writing this thread. Abeg our mb go finish for reloading nairaland.
ClassCaptain Abeg add my monicker, but I no dey wash toilet or sweep ground ooo :d |
| Crime › Re: Robbers Dug Tunnel To Enter Bank In Akure – Police (Picture) by luorquay: 12:12pm On Oct 19, 2015 |
trapQ:
#whichWayNigeria.
but I don't understand why they can't go to Asokoro and rob deziani Allison. along with all the other senators, minister, ex-governors that looted our treasury. Security is too tight for a tunnel to be dug without being noticed. :d |
| Crime › Re: Robbers Dug Tunnel To Enter Bank In Akure – Police (Picture) by luorquay: 12:10pm On Oct 19, 2015 |
grayht:
a serial hacker, Daniel Obasi, who specializes in hacking Facebook accounts U still dey learn work! Smh No mind those police. Dem wan give am name so as to look like say dem do one fantastic job |
| Education › Re: Hilarious Letter Of A Secondary School Girl by luorquay: 12:06pm On Oct 19, 2015 |
bushdoc9919:
Thank God I am at home reading those lists of yours, otherwise people will start looking strangely at me....  Same here bro. E for no funny if na outside I dey read this thread |
| Education › Re: Hilarious Letter Of A Secondary School Girl by luorquay: 11:51am On Oct 19, 2015 |
Keneking:
Peter sef 
" allow her peace to rest so that he can rest too"...Jonathan sef This geh don too read King James Bible. |
| Career › Re: Mass Sack, Demotion Looms In Customs by luorquay: 9:21am On Oct 19, 2015 |
iyobs7:
My brother be sincere, if truly it was about godfatherism, Buhari wouldn't have been where he is now, we should stop being hypocritical. Buhari is the least qualified person to lead Nigeria before now and at present. He got into the Army through Godfatherism and that was what made him advance to where he is today. Talking of who deserves it, only the gullible ones would be deceived because the ones that has godfathers or got promoted with the influence of Godfathers will never be demoted. You do have a point but let's all try to believe and work together so we can have a true change in Nigeria. Everytin na step by step. |
| Romance › Re: My Military Officer Friend Proposed To His Lawyer Girlfriend by luorquay: 9:19am On Oct 19, 2015 |
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| Career › Re: Mass Sack, Demotion Looms In Customs by luorquay: 9:01am On Oct 19, 2015 |
iyobs7:
When others are complaining of no job, then others are being sacked, no single job has been created... Bros is it a bad idea to demote those who have been wrongly promoted due to their godfatherism and promote those who deserve it?? Abi make e still leave those with corruption for the system to continue soiling the name of customs. |
| Literature › Re: How A Girl"s Visit to My Room Changed my Life ( Short Story) by luorquay: 10:31pm On Oct 18, 2015 |
ClassCaptain, na dis season film you call 'short story' for ya title  This film better end well ooo because I don borrow money buy mb because of am. 1 Like |
| Nairaland General › Re: Ex Minister Tried To Return N50bn Through Me — El-rufai by luorquay: 5:34pm On Oct 18, 2015 |
Them don give us all the clue we need to know as being the person of former petroleum minister.
Me sef nor mention name sha |
| Literature › Re: How A Girl"s Visit to My Room Changed my Life ( Short Story) by luorquay: 9:32pm On Oct 17, 2015 |
Abeg who get small mb make e transfer for me. ClassCaptain don't put everybody for one chance. See as I dey reload nairaland thread like say money wan comot from am. Nice one op. Keep it up 3 Likes 3 Shares |
| Romance › Re: Which Girl Do I Decide On? by luorquay: 9:51pm On Oct 16, 2015 |
CSTR2:
Total does not pay fresh intakes up to a million.
I have friends there.
The last person i know that got into total two years ago was earning 750,000 and he was among the highest earners at his level.
Oil price has crashed globally, no oil coy would pay a fresh intake a million. Then definitely the op ain't a fresher to have to get a seven digit salary. |
| Romance › Re: Which Girl Do I Decide On? by luorquay: 8:44pm On Oct 16, 2015 |
CSTR2:
7 digits a month?
That is an incredible lie.
Oil coys don't even pay that much to most of their employees except to some of the old management staffs with decades of experience prancing about the facility like aristotle. Bros abeg go check wetin TOTAL dey pay even their fresh intake b4 u come begin judge the op. |
| Romance › Re: Which Girl Do I Decide On? by luorquay: 8:40pm On Oct 16, 2015 |
lookingbuoy:
Hmm...
You are right. I'm actually more smitten by the unemployed lady. But i dont like her unemployed situation. And she also comes off as not so independent. The other lady is as pretty, way more independent (perhaps totally), holds her on and carries herself well. She has most things I've fantasized about my woman having, only my relationship with her is not as boundless as what i have with the unemployed lady.
I believe i can comfortably take care of the home with the unemployed one. However, i don't like her unemployed situation one bit. Bros, the independent lady has a job with an oil firm!!!! How you expect make she nor carry herself well and also not be independent with the pay that comes with working in an oil firm. The unemployed is just a victim of her present state which shouldn't be used to judge her. Person wey no get shit for yansh no dey mess. #word# |
| Romance › Re: Which Girl Do I Decide On? by luorquay: 8:36pm On Oct 16, 2015 |
lookingbuoy:
My friendship with the unemployed one is so unfettered and we goof around a lot. It's like two children playing in the sand, and i kinda like that. She's hoping that I'll ask her out formally, but i don't like her unemployed situation.
My friendship with the independent one is kinda rigid and formal. We talk, gist, go to dinner dates, but hardly joke around. We do joke around sometimes though.
And it seems i want what both of them have: i want the freedom i get with the other lady and the independence i get with the other No body is perfect, that's why you have to involve God into this. More so, you say you earn seven digits a month, if you plan on settling down you can take the unemployed girl and start up a biz for her, that way she can become independent. I believe she is the one you feel most at home with. THAT MATTERS A LOT. |
| Family › Re: Best Reply To When Your Wife Says No Sex Tonight.. by luorquay: 5:53pm On Oct 16, 2015 |
Estharfabian:
Lmfao! " "
Try this with me...We won't even share the same Bedroom for the next 6years....You'd probably sleep in the couch or something......
*****************************"LoL! that's wicked! Errmmm......couch?? Whose house is it by the way?? Na obodo oyinbo this your suggestion go work oo. |
| Family › Re: Best Reply To When Your Wife Says No Sex Tonight.. by luorquay: 5:51pm On Oct 16, 2015 |
xxxangel:
bros I hail oooo, u try wella jst prepare ur mind becos d kind meal u will be getin dis week even ur dog will shouting blood of jesus Bros ma belle wan tear with laffta |
| Politics › Re: Faces Of Nigerian Senators During Fashola's Ministerial Screening by luorquay: 8:20am On Oct 16, 2015 |
Day169:
Saraki be like. .."chai" if only I was as brainy and as eloquent like this guy, I would've talked myself out better, from that CCB mess. .. comment seconded |
| Politics › Re: Breaking News: Buhari Meets Saraki, Dogara, Others Tonight - Punch by luorquay: 8:45pm On Oct 07, 2015 |
adeaks:
What else will be on the agenda other than screening of ministers. They should tell the president that he made us wait all this while, promising to appoint only people who are not corrupt in his government so there will be no deals as regards screening.
Each and everyone of the nominees should be prepared to face their petitions and questions and defend themselves with cogent and verifiable facts. There is no sacred cow. Fashola should defend himself by his own mouth on the website expenditure. Amaechi should infact be given a whole day to explain himself. Kemi Adeosun should answer the petitions.
If this is an truly an era of change, then we say NO to "bow and go". Bros nor be small tin o. But dhu tink 24hrs will be enough for AMAECHI?? Jes saying tho |
buh bus,ur frnd is supose to b fight on sambisa to brout back our gehs cos am look for wife on nijeria since 
....ur frnd his nort supose to do weedin noun