I want to buy a duplex there. How much is it?

Any way na way abeg. Leave story

BadNews:
Cc: Lalasticlala Mynd44 and Seun

These 3 people are sleeping at home stop calling them..

Nigerians are the highest number of users of any social media.

Every Tom dick and harry is dancing on tiktok

Ikegwuru

Rilwayne001:


Okoro sure likes to whine and masturbate

Una go hang Tinubu portrait for una houses and offices next year, and nothing will happen. Lmao

In your delirium and delusions and liquid dreams

OyigboUpdate:


My own face wey I don show since 2020 how far?

At least this confirms you're oyibo garbage update and udele nsi. Ewu Zambia

A

udele1:


That will be the day Nnamdi Kanu's lineage will be wiped off the surface of the earth.

Show your face then..

One day oyibo abi udele or ijele nsi will be decimated by you know who. Ediots

OyigboUpdate:
When it hits your head that the Ijelespeaks u call a Nairaland ranter will stand in the witness box against your leader

You are going the right way for ESN attack. They will kill you and all members of your dirty family. Foool

ipobcannibals:
Below is how lour suplim reader meeted with Donard Tlump in USA White House. Even the picture of Ojukwu is praced on the wall:

Go and change Tifnubu diapers. He's soaking wet..

todaynewsreview:
There's nothing new here. Everyone will get to old age. Let's support the candidate of our choice and mobilise massively for the person. Also we come out to vote. So far, he seems to be the only candidate campaigning. What are the rest waiting for? Nothing good comes easy. Inasmuch I want Peter Obi, no message from him so far.

You are just an assss licking hungry goat. Ode me de

Nigerian youths listen carefully, the moment you vote Tifnubu, prices of diapers of any brand will shoot up cos he needs loads and loads of them to keep dry 247/365. Be warned

Q

What type of snake is this na

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OTlandlord:
But no be bench I see so for billionaire house? Or my eyes dey deceive me?

Nna I tire too

Check Ogun, Osun, Oyo and go back to check Ogun again

Chai..guy man grab this once in a life time opportunity to sing rubbish to remain relevant

What exactly do they distribute? Asking for

Chijeep:
AM NEWLY HAPPILY MARRIED:
My wife can't wash I bought washing machine.
My wife can't cook n I employed a cook.
My wife can't sweep n I employed a house maid.
My wife can't pound yam n I bought pounder.
My wife can't drive n I employed a Driver.

Pls Am I really a caring husband or a Simp

You're not just a certified SIMP, you're a wimp

tillaman:
my pastor travelled to Djibouti with the church keys

Now run along

Ouch! That was a quick witted comeback!

iCauseTrouble:

Yes. Compared to legit work

Okay...take a chance at one of them!

iCauseTrouble:
You don't spend hard earned money like this. Only money gotten from ritual, kidnapping, cybercrime, trafficking is spent this way

And it's easy to make money from these Avenues you listed here?

I will get there someday

ChizzyBuna:
Im 35 years old and i have one aunty who is a generous lady. Anytime she visits and im around. She is always in the habit of giving us money from 1k to 5k.
Since 2015 she does this
Back then it was cool cuz i was young guy
But now as a man, it makes me feel uncomfortable.

Recently i meet her she gave me 1k as i was about to leave. I thought she wanted me to buy something for her. So i asked her what is the 1k for she said its for me.
I kinda felt sad, like why is this woman always giving me money anytime we meet.
One side of me hates this because as a man i feel weird to collect money from women. I feel i should be the one giving not recieving.

I almost didnt want to take the 1k, i just felt like does this woman think im homeless or a hungry broke guy that everytime we meet she give me like 1k oe 2k. Im confused

How do i react next time i see her and she wants to give me money. How should i politely reject it?

Ego...that's the word. Get a humble pie and eat it!

iLegendd:
I'm not sick. I'm only jobless and broke.

Light, food, happiness, exercise, p**sy, etc. is not a problem — they're all free over here. Unfortunately, with all these free things, I'm hardly hungry. Is this a sign of depression?

I sleep too much nowadays and I always go to bed with empty stomach even though there is food. I even had to dispose my okra soup I spent lots of money to cook because it's irritating me. What is wrong?

Loneliness. I'm on this table

OBALOLA55:
E GO SOON ARRIVE WITH HIS NAIRALAND POLICE WOMAN MONIKER

I'm waiting for her stewpid as*

wizonlyson:
nairaland..depressed people, rightnow..

You mean ?

Buhari