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so, its true that these popular celebs are gay....no wonder dem dey buy big cars, i heard that big politician dey wipe them from behind to boost their power.... lord have mercy

nice one from my oga @ the top

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Nigeria’s first lady is being treatedfor ruptured appendicitis in Germany.
Mum is the word at Aso Rock, seat of the Nigerian presidency, as state officials resort to silence in disclosing the health status of the First lady, Patience Jonathan, who is undergoing treatment at a German hospital.
Authoritative presidency sources, Tuesday, told PREMIUM TIMES that Mrs. Jonathan is receiving treatment for “ruptured appendicitis.” A source said the matter worsened because health officials erred in managing her illness and thought she had food poisoning.
Last night media aides to the first lady did not respond to a request by the Associated Press (AP) to comment on the situation. But a government official, who spoke on the condition of anonymity, to the AP, held that the firstlady is being hospitalised for food poisoning.
According to the government official, Mrs. Jonathan fell sick about 10 days ago, after she hosted a summit of first ladies from across Africa.
Ayo Osinlu, the first lady’s spokesman, also did not respond to a request for comment on Tuesday.

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How she no go chop poison when her Hubby Budgeted N1 Billion Naira Worth of food while the masses are wacking their Garri & Kuli-kuli without sugar...
#Seun Abeg no Ban Me cos of mentioning Gari here...
For Gari Advocate in the House,
JOIN THE CAMPAIN
#FreeGarriMatyrs On Nairaland

1.Abubakar Shekau (BOKO HARAM BOSS)I wish to ask him what he gained from distorting & disgracing Islam & Muslim in Nigeria, and probly preach to him that You cant use violence to preach a religion, rather, using better behaviourial attitude towards people will magnetise them to your faith

Gen Babangida: Ask him why he hate us so much in Ilorin & kwara in General, for taking Niger river basin, kanji dam & International airport from my town

3. God: i will thank him for creating me but will blame him for giving us Bad leaders in NIGERIA

january21: i live in Ilorin and mine are: itakure, okekere, isale moliki, biada, kilanko, idi ori, oke ose, alalubosa, agbakiaka e.t.c.

u no well oooh, why u dey bash my town nah..ok, let me add more
:
Ode Jamaje( i.e. child bittees compound)
:
Ode Dagbenu(i.e. shit packers compound)
:
itakudimo ( Place wey death catch me)
Oke Kura (i.e. Criminals avenue.) *this is the location of ilorin prison yard)

Adeta ( i.e. i don reach ur domut)

Abemi (i.e. Underwater)
More to come

As i was browsing with my UcBrowser via window 6.5 Htc Phone yesterday, i discovered that facebook has changed the web interface, Sincerely, from my side here, it looks so horrible & users unfriendly...Can you imagine that this new yeye Fb Mobile application eats up my Bandwith like casava bread. I just subcribed for 1Gig yesterday, i did nothing other than to check nairaland & update My fb Pages, Wuuulala!!!..My 150MB Gone, Though, it is only being experience on Fb Pages, the page eats alots of MB, Have you noticed this too..
Share your Experience

Billyonaire: Boko Haram Strategy has failed. So what next ? laughing @ "INEC is not able to change the contents of the KORAN" - Always sectional in his religious fanaticism. Buhari! may your political prostitution RIP! You cant be President of Nigeria forever

I dont know why u have so much hate for this General, If to say he mentioned Bible,im sure You wouldnt have made this comment

THIS....

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[quote author=MOGUL.O]Hahahahahahaha! stick and wider hall kee! Here is the yoke![/quote]on point bro

WOW.this.thread.is.still.alive@ohMyGod.lol

[quote author=dotcom_na_me_na_me]What is the difference in taste?
I can't tell the difference.
Some people will say Turkey have more nice taste than Chicken, while some also disagree....
How true is this guys?[/quote]Ok oo, Turkey Yansh Spread while Chicken Yash Close

[quote author=*dhtml]Kai, I am just seeing this thread, unfortunately, I have already picked the call moments ago, and i DIED![/quote]Guess you are sending this from Heaven. Btw, How Are Abacha, Muritala & Yaradua??
Pls, Help me tell them say JONA don increase the price of GARI now ooh, & Nlander dey vex

hassymo5: pls do not pick call from dis no 08061197911. it kill 4 people at ilorin 2 at EGBE ad also kill MR ADEDIRAN at OMU-ARAN dis morn pls send to ur peopel.pls don't
i posted it the way i recieve it,,,,, pls lets share comments!!!

Im a well known figure in ILORIN, Its a pure lie, Stop spreading Rubbish...
Ilorin....The City of Peace & Harmony

Pls, Who is Abati
Is he an Okada Man at Iyana Ipaja

[quote author=Idera_olu]diz'madness'fever'dey'spread'fast@idiot.all[/quote]WhoDeyMad?@YouDeyCraze.You

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Chei, May God Save Nigeria

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:
1:- Having Unprotected Sexual intercourse with random women but always Insisting Your Barber Must use your Personal CLIPPER. Chei, AIDs is REAL
2:- Buying BB Tourch & Brazilian Hair for Your Girl Friend While Landlord Mess up Your Mama at Village Just because of 2k House Rent.
Chei....City Bobo
3:- Ordering Fried Rice & Chicken at Tantalizers for a Lady you met on Danfo Bus while You order for a Bottle of Ragolis Water.
Chei..Im watching My weight
4:- Cruzing with Range Rovers Sport Car while living in a rented apartment at Obalende
Chei...Eko for Show...
5:- Travavelled to Garbon for 2 week only to come back with a rented British Acents..
Eeewooh!!, I laugh in Hindu
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The Real Defination Of STUPIDITY
:
1:- Having Unprotected Sexual intercourse with random women but always Insisting Your Barber Must use your Personal CLIPPER. Chei, AIDs is REAL
2:- Buying BB Tourch & Brazilian Hair for Your Girl Friend While Landlord Mess up Your Mama at Village Just because of 2k House Rent.
Chei....City Bobo
3:- Ordering Fried Rice & Chicken at Tantalizers for a Lady you met on Danfo Bus while You order for a Bottle of Ragolis Water.
Chei..Im watching My weight
4:- Cruzing with Range Rovers Sport Car while living in a rented apartment at Obalende
Chei...Eko for Show...
5:- Travavelled to Garbon for 2 week only to come back with a rented British Acents..
Eeewooh!!, I laugh in Hindu
Nehi Nehe Nehaha...

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Chei, May God Save Nigeria

Crack Ya Ribs Small Jare

The Real Defination Of STUPIDITY
:
1:- Having Unprotected Sexual intercourse with random women but always Insisting Your Barber Must use your Personal CLIPPER. Chei, AIDs is REAL
2:- Buying BB Tourch & Brazilian Hair for Your Girl Friend While Landlord Mess up Your Mama at Village Just because of 2k House Rent.
Chei....City Bobo
3:- Ordering Fried Rice & Chicken at Tantalizers for a Lady you met on Danfo Bus while You order for a Bottle of Ragolis Water.
Chei..Im watching My weight
4:- Cruzing with Range Rovers Sport Car while living in a rented apartment at Obalende
Chei...Eko for Show...
5:- Travavelled to Garbon for 2 week only to come back with a rented British Acents..
Eeewooh!!, I laugh in Hindu
Nehi Nehe Nehaha...

Culled from....
www./FunnyPikin

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Onyiclassic: Dry drier driest

Na people like you dey make JOKE SECTION DRY, If you say the JOKE is DRY, Why cant you used the stick & wider Hall in between ur legs to Piss on your Phone/Pc screen in order to Change this Joke from DRY to WET
Awon were jatijati

souldust: i heard the logo of the national assembly is to be at the reverse side. If that is true, then i think its a wrong decision. Why not the benin bronze head instead. Why the national assembly whose property is already on the two naira coin and whose members are all 'rogues and thieves'

I think they Customized the Bill for our legislooter for easy carriage..
This time, They wont stuff it under their caps, Na inside shoe dem go dey stuff am...

[quote author=Mr.chippychappy]TIME TO SPLIT THE COUNTRY UP![/quote]NA CASAVA SLICED BREAD??
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