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Celebrities / Re: Tonto Dikeh's Ex-Boyfriend: Chief Capo (Pictures) by luv2talk(m): 9:10am On Mar 23, 2013 |
front page material tinz |
Celebrities / Re: Nigeria Comedian And Nollywood Actor Caught In The Act by luv2talk(m): 9:09am On Mar 23, 2013 |
what so, its true that these popular celebs are gay....no wonder dem dey buy big cars, i heard that big politician dey wipe them from behind to boost their power.... lord have mercy |
Celebrities / Re: Okey Bakassi's Newly Acquired Honda-cbr110superblackbirda Powerbike & Family by luv2talk(m): 9:08am On Mar 23, 2013 |
nice one from my oga @ the top |
Politics / Re: Photo Of Building Where Lugard Signed Nigeria's Amalgamation In 1914 by luv2talk(m): 10:31pm On Mar 15, 2013 |
Business / Re: What Services Do You Offer? by luv2talk(m): 10:21pm On Mar 14, 2013 |
Im an MC/Compere, Stand Up Comedian, IT Consultant. You Can contract me to Anchor Your EVENTs. I dont charge much Money, i add more value CONTACT: MC FUNNY PIKIN PHONE: 08033623378 BB PIN:225639BA FACEBOOK: www.facebook.com/FunnyPikin |
Jokes Etc / Check Out The New 1 Million Naira Note With OBJ Pictures by luv2talk(m): 10:33am On Sep 06, 2012 |
I saw this Picture on FaceBook Here is the Source: http://facebook.com/photo.php?fbid=382808401790288&id=232586363479160&st=14&_rdr
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Politics / Patience Jonathan Diagnosed With Ruptured Appendicitis by luv2talk(m): 11:11pm On Sep 04, 2012 |
Nigeria’s first lady is being treatedfor ruptured appendicitis in Germany. Mum is the word at Aso Rock, seat of the Nigerian presidency, as state officials resort to silence in disclosing the health status of the First lady, Patience Jonathan, who is undergoing treatment at a German hospital. Authoritative presidency sources, Tuesday, told PREMIUM TIMES that Mrs. Jonathan is receiving treatment for “ruptured appendicitis.” A source said the matter worsened because health officials erred in managing her illness and thought she had food poisoning. Last night media aides to the first lady did not respond to a request by the Associated Press (AP) to comment on the situation. But a government official, who spoke on the condition of anonymity, to the AP, held that the firstlady is being hospitalised for food poisoning. According to the government official, Mrs. Jonathan fell sick about 10 days ago, after she hosted a summit of first ladies from across Africa. Ayo Osinlu, the first lady’s spokesman, also did not respond to a request for comment on Tuesday. SOURCE: http://premiumtimesng.com/news/98991-patience-jonathan-diagnosed-with-ruptured-appendicitis.html |
Politics / Re: Patience Jonathan Hospitalized In Germany by luv2talk(m): 1:43am On Sep 03, 2012 |
How she no go chop poison when her Hubby Budgeted N1 Billion Naira Worth of food while the masses are wacking their Garri & Kuli-kuli without sugar... #Seun Abeg no Ban Me cos of mentioning Gari here... For Gari Advocate in the House, JOIN THE CAMPAIN #FreeGarriMatyrs On Nairaland 17 Likes
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Nairaland / General / Re: Three Great People You Would Like To Meet. by luv2talk(m): 8:48pm On Aug 31, 2012 |
1.Abubakar Shekau (BOKO HARAM BOSS)I wish to ask him what he gained from distorting & disgracing Islam & Muslim in Nigeria, and probly preach to him that You cant use violence to preach a religion, rather, using better behaviourial attitude towards people will magnetise them to your faith Gen Babangida: Ask him why he hate us so much in Ilorin & kwara in General, for taking Niger river basin, kanji dam & International airport from my town 3. God: i will thank him for creating me but will blame him for giving us Bad leaders in NIGERIA 1 Like |
Jokes Etc / Re: Funny Street Names And Areas In Your Locality? by luv2talk(m): 5:20pm On Aug 31, 2012 |
january21: i live in Ilorin and mine are: itakure, okekere, isale moliki, biada, kilanko, idi ori, oke ose, alalubosa, agbakiaka e.t.c.u no well oooh, why u dey bash my town nah..ok, let me add more : Ode Jamaje( i.e. child bittees compound) : Ode Dagbenu(i.e. shit packers compound) : itakudimo ( Place wey death catch me) Oke Kura (i.e. Criminals avenue.) *this is the location of ilorin prison yard) Adeta ( i.e. i don reach ur domut) Abemi (i.e. Underwater) More to come |
Webmasters / Share Your Experience About New Facebook Mobile Application by luv2talk(m): 4:05pm On Aug 31, 2012 |
As i was browsing with my UcBrowser via window 6.5 Htc Phone yesterday, i discovered that facebook has changed the web interface, Sincerely, from my side here, it looks so horrible & users unfriendly...Can you imagine that this new yeye Fb Mobile application eats up my Bandwith like casava bread. I just subcribed for 1Gig yesterday, i did nothing other than to check nairaland & update My fb Pages, Wuuulala!!!..My 150MB Gone, Though, it is only being experience on Fb Pages, the page eats alots of MB, Have you noticed this too.. Share your Experience |
Politics / Re: Buhari To Northern Governors: Tackle Boko-haram Insecurity by luv2talk(m): 1:42am On Aug 31, 2012 |
Billyonaire: Boko Haram Strategy has failed. So what next ? laughing @ "INEC is not able to change the contents of the KORAN" - Always sectional in his religious fanaticism. Buhari! may your political prostitution RIP! You cant be President of Nigeria foreverI dont know why u have so much hate for this General, If to say he mentioned Bible,im sure You wouldnt have made this comment |
Romance / Re: What Are The Things That Pushes People To Cheat? by luv2talk(m): 7:48pm On Aug 29, 2012 |
THIS.... ... 1 Like |
Jokes Etc / Re: Olodoistic Boyfriend & Mumutic Girlfriend by luv2talk(m): 11:35am On Aug 29, 2012 |
MOGUL.O:on point bro |
Jokes Etc / Re: Facebook Conversation Between A Teenager And A Stranger by luv2talk(m): 11:32am On Aug 29, 2012 |
WOW.this.thread.is.still.alive@ohMyGod.lol |
Food / Re: The Difference In Taste Between Chicken & Turkey? by luv2talk(m): 10:45am On Aug 29, 2012 |
dotcom_na_me_na_me: What is the difference in taste?Ok oo, Turkey Yansh Spread while Chicken Yash Close |
Nairaland / General / Re: Please Disregard The SMS About 08061197911 (Another Rumour) by luv2talk(m): 1:41pm On Aug 28, 2012 |
*dhtml:Guess you are sending this from Heaven. Btw, How Are Abacha, Muritala & Yaradua?? Pls, Help me tell them say JONA don increase the price of GARI now ooh, & Nlander dey vex |
Nairaland / General / Re: Please Disregard The SMS About 08061197911 (Another Rumour) by luv2talk(m): 1:37pm On Aug 28, 2012 |
hassymo5: pls do not pick call from dis no 08061197911. it kill 4 people at ilorin 2 at EGBE ad also kill MR ADEDIRAN at OMU-ARAN dis morn pls send to ur peopel.pls don'tIm a well known figure in ILORIN, Its a pure lie, Stop spreading Rubbish... Ilorin....The City of Peace & Harmony |
Politics / Re: Reuben Abati: The Jonathan They Dont Know by luv2talk(m): 1:15am On Aug 27, 2012 |
Pls, Who is Abati Is he an Okada Man at Iyana Ipaja 2 Likes |
Jokes Etc / Re: Facebook Conversation Between A Teenager And A Stranger by luv2talk(m): 2:57pm On Aug 24, 2012 |
Idera_olu: diz'madness'fever'dey'spread'fast@idiot.allWhoDeyMad?@YouDeyCraze.You > |
Religion / Re: Pastor-Chris Erects Massive Billboard Of Professions by luv2talk(m): 2:05pm On Aug 24, 2012 |
Chei, May God Save Nigeria Crack Ya Ribs Small Jare The Real Defination Of STUPIDITY : 1:- Having Unprotected Sexual intercourse with random women but always Insisting Your Barber Must use your Personal CLIPPER. Chei, AIDs is REAL 2:- Buying BB Tourch & Brazilian Hair for Your Girl Friend While Landlord Mess up Your Mama at Village Just because of 2k House Rent. Chei....City Bobo 3:- Ordering Fried Rice & Chicken at Tantalizers for a Lady you met on Danfo Bus while You order for a Bottle of Ragolis Water. Chei..Im watching My weight 4:- Cruzing with Range Rovers Sport Car while living in a rented apartment at Obalende Chei...Eko for Show... 5:- Travavelled to Garbon for 2 week only to come back with a rented British Acents.. Eeewooh!!, I laugh in Hindu Nehi Nehe Nehaha... Culled from.... www./FunnyPikin |
Jokes Etc / Re: Facebook Conversation Between A Teenager And A Stranger by luv2talk(m): 1:50pm On Aug 24, 2012 |
CrazyPipoo@MadnessContinues.Fool |
Jokes Etc / The Real Definition Of STUPIDITY by luv2talk(m): 1:43pm On Aug 24, 2012 |
The Real Defination Of STUPIDITY : 1:- Having Unprotected Sexual intercourse with random women but always Insisting Your Barber Must use your Personal CLIPPER. Chei, AIDs is REAL 2:- Buying BB Tourch & Brazilian Hair for Your Girl Friend While Landlord Mess up Your Mama at Village Just because of 2k House Rent. Chei....City Bobo 3:- Ordering Fried Rice & Chicken at Tantalizers for a Lady you met on Danfo Bus while You order for a Bottle of Ragolis Water. Chei..Im watching My weight 4:- Cruzing with Range Rovers Sport Car while living in a rented apartment at Obalende Chei...Eko for Show... 5:- Travavelled to Garbon for 2 week only to come back with a rented British Acents.. Eeewooh!!, I laugh in Hindu Nehi Nehe Nehaha... Add Yours, Lets Share the FUN Culled from.... www./FunnyPikin 1 Like |
Politics / Re: 5000 Naira Notes: The Solution To Our Problems? by luv2talk(m): 1:38pm On Aug 24, 2012 |
Chei, May God Save Nigeria Crack Ya Ribs Small Jare The Real Defination Of STUPIDITY : 1:- Having Unprotected Sexual intercourse with random women but always Insisting Your Barber Must use your Personal CLIPPER. Chei, AIDs is REAL 2:- Buying BB Tourch & Brazilian Hair for Your Girl Friend While Landlord Mess up Your Mama at Village Just because of 2k House Rent. Chei....City Bobo 3:- Ordering Fried Rice & Chicken at Tantalizers for a Lady you met on Danfo Bus while You order for a Bottle of Ragolis Water. Chei..Im watching My weight 4:- Cruzing with Range Rovers Sport Car while living in a rented apartment at Obalende Chei...Eko for Show... 5:- Travavelled to Garbon for 2 week only to come back with a rented British Acents.. Eeewooh!!, I laugh in Hindu Nehi Nehe Nehaha... Culled from.... www./FunnyPikin |
Jokes Etc / Re: Olodoistic Boyfriend & Mumutic Girlfriend by luv2talk(m): 11:54pm On Aug 23, 2012 |
i-smoke-weed: chipet67: Mchew Mchewer Mchewest Emma_esty: *yawns* Onyiclassic: Dry drier driest Na people like you dey make JOKE SECTION DRY, If you say the JOKE is DRY, Why cant you used the stick & wider Hall in between ur legs to Piss on your Phone/Pc screen in order to Change this Joke from DRY to WET Awon were jatijati |
Business / Re: CBN To Introduce N5,000 Note by luv2talk(m): 11:45pm On Aug 23, 2012 |
souldust: i heard the logo of the national assembly is to be at the reverse side. If that is true, then i think its a wrong decision. Why not the benin bronze head instead. Why the national assembly whose property is already on the two naira coin and whose members are all 'rogues and thieves'I think they Customized the Bill for our legislooter for easy carriage.. This time, They wont stuff it under their caps, Na inside shoe dem go dey stuff am... |
Politics / Re: Oil Discovered In Sokoto State by luv2talk(m): 11:41pm On Aug 23, 2012 |
Mr.chippychappy:NA CASAVA SLICED BREAD?? My Guy, You deserve a room & parlour at Yaba Left |
Jokes Etc / Olodoistic Boyfriend & Mumutic Girlfriend by luv2talk(m): 11:10am On Aug 23, 2012 |
Boyfriend: I heard you failed in English! Girlfriend: Nonsense! Who TELLED you? Boyfriend: You see your life! Even simple English, you cannot spoke! Okay, tell me whether the following adjectives are correct or not. "Great Greater Greatest Sell Seller Sellest Help Helper Helpest" Girlfriend: They're all corrected of course!!! Boyfriend: God safe you today, I thought u wont geted it.... 1 Like |
Jokes Etc / Re: Chei, Is This TRUE?? by luv2talk(m): 10:44am On Aug 23, 2012 |
lol |
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