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Politics / Re: Patience Jonathan Speaks On Boko Haram by luv2talk(m): 11:58am On May 17, 2012 |
I think Moji Makanjuola of NTA is doing a good job in teaching this woman English grammar, By the way, this doesnt look like her hand writting..... |
Politics / Breaking News: Explosion Rocks Rumuokoro Round About by luv2talk(m): 11:25am On May 17, 2012 |
i just read this on royal fm facebook page now, here is the source http://m.facebook.com/story.php?story_fbid=279864522108869&id=128322133929776&_rdr Pls, can any one confirm it? |
Politics / Re: Yar’adua Would’ve Fixed Electricity Problem – Sambo by luv2talk(m): 11:07am On May 17, 2012 |
honeric01: Bloody 2015 Controversy: CPC Replies Jonathan On Buhari: |
Jokes Etc / Re: Chei, Is This TRUE?? by luv2talk(m): 10:16pm On May 14, 2012 |
Jaleelah Bisola: Tnk u! Wel don! Try again nxt tym! Pah! Pah! Pahpah! Pah.Sisi Amebor, Must you let everyone know that Nigeria no easy, SMILE ....its a free world. FYI this is not my joke, i copy paste it from a link on facebook, it is a crime to make this thread more interesting |
Jokes Etc / Re: The Bishop & Two Prostitute Parrot by luv2talk(m): 6:41pm On May 14, 2012 |
zamirikpo: nice one joor,u know say some people no go ever laf no mata wetin u write...so no surprise if u r not appreciated,country tooooo hard.Bros...Your head dey there Muaaaaah |
Jokes Etc / Chei, Is This TRUE?? by luv2talk(m): 5:26pm On May 14, 2012 |
BROS....SAY NA TRUE YARN BE THIS? OK, Lets go:- If Akala (Formal Oyo State Gov.) dey sell bleaching cream, Bros.... buy am, na original. ******************** If Babasuwe Recommend an Herbalist for you,No waste time ooooh, Na Confirm Babalawo e go be. ******************** If Tuface advertise Golden Circle to you, Bros eeeh, run for your life ooooh, Na fake. ******************** If Bisi Akade recommend a tooth paste, Pls, No doubt am ooooh, Na confirrrrrm. ******************** If Goodluck Jonathan say him no get shoe, No believe am, Tell am say your Slippers don tire you sef, You too wan become a shoeless President ******************** If T.B Joshuah Predict say you go become Nigeria President, No believe am oooh, but if he say you go die tommorrow, Bros!!! Run quick go cementary to buy your space before its too late ******************** If Yakubu see open net, No panic or Happppy at all, Leave am, he no go Score. ******************** If Terry G establish hospital for Yaba, No go there oooh, Na Ward 7 Psycho Patient go full there. ******************** If Obasanjo says "Good morning, Fellow Nigerians..." Abeg Check your window to confirm. E fit be Night oooh, ******************** If armed robbers rob Emirates Stadium, Dem no go see trophy steal. Na soo so Jersey full there, But e go be Original Shaa. ******************** If Alex Ferguson recommend chewing gum to you, grab am, I swear, na confirm. ******************** If NEPA tell you say Light don improve, Chei.....No believe them oooh, Metaphorically, Dem dey tell you say make you no betray your best friend...."CANDLE 'Oya...!!! Add your own Join...Keep it lively' *To READ more JOKES, Visit.. http://www./FunnyPikin CLICK "LIKE" 1 Like
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Politics / Re: Bola Tinubu And Buhari To Float New Political Party Ahead Of The 2015 Election by luv2talk(m): 11:07am On May 14, 2012 |
Redhot111: i like buhari as much as u do. Though i really dnt knw much his past record except dat he's the least corrupt leader we eva had in nigeria plus i also learnt dat even as a former head of states, he doesn't own a mansion in the choice areas of abuja. Dat tells much of my reason 4 liking him. But like u rightly said, u've also being hearing it on nairaland dat he's a fanatic. Same goes wit me. I hv heard so much 2 dat end. So it something i heard on dis same platform n dats all there is 2 it.Well said bros....The same here..Pls, Buhari haters should come out and tell us oooh....We are waiting pls |
Politics / Re: Bola Tinubu And Buhari To Float New Political Party Ahead Of The 2015 Election by luv2talk(m): 11:03am On May 14, 2012 |
Okija_juju: Tinubu (from the Tribe of the Boko Haram Leader, political rascals and NURTW) + Buhari (The Boko Haram financier & Killer of NYSC members) = Nigerianistan...You never seized to entertain us here with your tribalistic idiocracy. No wonder they BANNED you. Abeg help me tell Seun to bring his Chain ooooh....The Okiga Dog wants to bite again |
Politics / Re: Bola Tinubu And Buhari To Float New Political Party Ahead Of The 2015 Election by luv2talk(m): 10:59am On May 14, 2012 |
ckkris: No to bu-haram, no to bu-haram, no, no, no! Has Buhari answered for the 2.4 billion dollars in 1979, when he was petroleum minister? Then he overthrew an ELECTED PRESIDENT, and by his own personal power IMPOSED Decree 4 no everybody, that any pesin wey talk pim, him Buhari go use machine gun kill am. This one no be grammar. As for this Alhaji Gbawe wey de support bad bad tin for Nairaland, make dem check am well, well o.This is a display of intellectual indolence. Your brain needs serious examination. By the way, How old are u |
Politics / Re: Bola Tinubu And Buhari To Float New Political Party Ahead Of The 2015 Election by luv2talk(m): 10:53am On May 14, 2012 |
Personally, i think the best choice should be BUHARI/OSHIOMOLE...this kind of ticket will balance the religious and political equation.... Just my opinion though |
Jokes Etc / Re: The Bishop & Two Prostitute Parrot by luv2talk(m): 2:36pm On May 13, 2012 |
ondo_boi:is it a crime to see jokes on facebook and share it here..., dont discourage people from making this section lively. lets all be positive... May God Bless us all |
Jokes Etc / Re: The Bishop & Two Prostitute Parrot by luv2talk(m): 2:29pm On May 13, 2012 |
ondo_boi: dry joke...better luck next timeBrother Oponu...Bring your own WET JOKES make we see....Olodo, enemy of progress |
Jokes Etc / The Bishop & Two Prostitute Parrot by luv2talk(m): 1:50pm On May 13, 2012 |
Hi nairalanders, i just browsed through this joke on facebook & wish to share it here.... here it goes... ***FUNNY SUNDAY JOKES*** A lady approaches her Bishop to complain about her two female Parrot Birds, Here is the Conversation LADY: Father, I have a problem. I have two female talkative birds "Parrots" and they only know how to say one thing." BISHOP: What do they say? LADY: They only know how to say:- ''Sweeeeeetieee e.. we're prostituuutes,Y ou wana have some Funnnnnnn Comehereeeeee" BISHOP: That's terrible!!!, but I have a solution to your problem. LADY: Oh Father, i will be Glad sir... BISHOP: Bring your two female parrots over to my house, and I will put them with my two male talking parrots that only know how to pray, Sing praise songsand read the bible. My Male parrots are ordained Birds of God,They will preach toyour female Parrots to stop saying those dirty words. Im sure after they spend some times with them here, they will become born again christians, learn to praise and Worship God LADY: Thank you Bishop, i will bring them here tommorrow sir. The next day, the lady brings her female parrots to the Bishop's house.., She saw the Bishop's two male parrots holding rosary beads, praying in their cage. the lady was impressed, then puts her two female parrots to join them in the cage. Here is the conversation between the Birds:- FEMALE PARROTS: Hi, You guys are handome, we're prostitutes, you wana have some fun? BISHOP'S MALE PARROTS: (looks at eachother for a while and exclaims)"Wow...Bros, abeg throwway the Rosery!!!, God don answer our Prayer ooooh...., Thank you Bishop....Today na Today...." Fans..What do you think about Bishop's birds..Oya, Voice out your view *Click SHARE to Spread It* * To READ more JOKES, Visit http://www.facebook.com/FunnyPikin CLICK "LIKE" |
Politics / Re: FG, Labour Move Towards Compromise by luv2talk(m): 7:41pm On Jan 12, 2012 |
@beaf |
Politics / Re: FG, Labour Move Towards Compromise by luv2talk(m): 7:24pm On Jan 12, 2012 |
@Beaf Very Soon, BokoHaram Shall Visit You and Your Family,Then, You will Know how sacred human Life is. HMMM, Its not Your Fault |
Religion / Re: 200 Pastors Resign From Oyedepo's Winners Chapel by luv2talk(m): 11:01am On Jan 12, 2012 |
Chei!!!!! 200 Newly Coronated SLAPER, Ehwoooo, Welcome on Board. bros1234: Oh!!!You mean God Sent him to be Slapping His Followers. Well, I pray that may your Mom and Sisters be the Next Victim of Pastor Slapper, 1 Like |
Politics / Re: Senators And Reps To Resolve Ongoing Crisis Between Labour & FG In 24 hrs by luv2talk(m): 10:44am On Jan 12, 2012 |
Its really Painful that Govt is using NTA to fool poor masses that couldnt afford DSTV to watch Channels. I saw the prices of fuel from all the African Country quoted above on NTA watermark News. I wonder why they forgot to compare us with other OPEC member countries in Fuel prices, That would havecoviced me More. NTA!!!!!, Just Keep Fooling the Masses, God is Watching. |
Politics / Re: Tunde Bakare And Femi Falana Charged To Court For Treason? by luv2talk(m): 10:23am On Jan 12, 2012 |
@Beaf Haba!!! So Bakare is now GEJ's Enemy now Right, But do you know that without the untiring efforts of Bakare, You wouldn't have been where you are now.At least, He once fought for your Oga when Turai held him Hostage. How time flies, Reno, You are a Big Disappointment, YOUR DAYS ARE NUMBERED AT ASO VILLA. Amukun Meeko |
Politics / Re: Ethnic Tension: Nigerian Army Telephone Numbers by luv2talk(m): 9:58am On Jan 12, 2012 |
@Holladis I think your brain needs serious examination.Where were you when Muslims comming from Prayer Ground on Idil Fitri Day in Jos Were Killed and burnt inside their cars in Hundrends. Where were you when Muslims were masacred in Sango Kataf in Kaduna. Well, Maybe you were busy eating Human flesh with your fellow canibals in PRC(China) Abi, , Your Ex Cultist/Drug Addict CAN President needs to be Banned from Talking. You cant Ban Islam, It will continue to thrive either you like it or Not, Shameless Goon |
Sports / Nigerian President Ban International Football Competition For 2 Years(link) by luv2talk(m): 5:37pm On Jun 30, 2010 |
Nigeria's president suspends soccer team By BASHIR ADIGUN and JON GAMBRELL (AP) – 54 minutes ago ABUJA, Nigeria — The president of Nigeria has suspended the national soccer team from international competition for two years after its poor showing at the World Cup. The announcement by President Goodluck Jonathan's spokesman Wednesday also follows corruption allegations which surrounded the team in the run-up to the tournament. Spokesman Ima Niboro said all funds directed toward the Nigeria Football Federation would be examined and "all those found wanting will be sanctioned." Niboro gave no other specifics about the investigation, other than saying Jonathan's decision came after reading a report submitted by the presidential soccer task force. Federation spokesman Ademola Olajire told The Associated Press that he had no information about the suspension. "We have not been directed," Olajire said. "We have no letter" from the president. The Nigerian Football Federation's executive committee had earlier offered an apology to the government and "all football loving Nigerians" for the early exit. Nigeria got eliminated from the World Cup after the group stage, having earned just one point — in a 2-2 draw with South Korea in its last game. Nigeria lost to Argentina 1-0 in its Group B opener and fell to Greece 2-1 in a game turned by the first-half expulsion of midfielder Sani Kaita. The team, nicknamed the Super Eagles by loyal supporters and the Super Chickens by critics, faced almost countrywide derision after finishing third in the African Cup of Nations earlier in the year. Nigeria fired coach Shaibu Amodu in February and later hired Swedish coach Lars Lagerback to take charge, but with only about four months before the World Cup. Local newspapers questioned Lagerback's selection and made allegations about endemic bribery in the program. The football federation also had to pay a reported $125,000 contract to cancel its reservations at the Hampshire Hotel north of Durban in South Africa. Nigerian officials apparently complained the three-star hotel was noisy, mosquito-infested and unsafe. Analysts and watchdog groups say Nigeria, an oil-rich country of 150 million people, has one of the world's most corrupt governments. The Super Eagles haven't won a World Cup match since 1998. The Nigerians went out with two losses and a draw in 2002 and did not qualify for the 2006 World Cup. Nigeria now risks being banned by FIFA from all international soccer because of the political interference. "At the time of writing, we have no official information on this matter," FIFA said in a statement. "However, in general, FIFA's position regarding political interference in football is well known." Nigeria's next scheduled international match is a qualifier for the 2012 African Cup of Nations, at home against Madagascar in early September. FIFA rules demand that national federations manage their affairs independently, or face suspension from world soccer. National and club teams, plus referees, would be barred from participating in international matches and soccer officials prevented from attending meetings. FIFA president Sepp Blatter had already expressed concern over the French government's investigation into France's first-round elimination from the World Cup. "Definitely I can tell you that political interference will be dealt with by FIFA notwithstanding what kind of interference and what is the size of the country," Blatter said Tuesday while discussing France. Jon Gambrell reported from Lagos, Nigeria. http://www.google.com/hostednews/ap/article/ALeqM5imTzhO5-uMlWztJ3yr6OnmU6treAD9GLM7A00 |
Phones / Re: Zain's Browsing- Your Experience by luv2talk(m): 12:21pm On Dec 22, 2009 |
No doubt about that,Zainabu on Opera na yori Yori, But on PC na Nothin nothin |
Phones / Re: *~ Semid4lyfe Voted Phone Section Dude Of The Year:2009 *~ Congrats!! by luv2talk(m): 12:19pm On Dec 22, 2009 |
@Infoseye Well, i think u deserve it, with your Business Booming on this Thread, LOL
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Politics / Re: Anambra State To Hold The First Nigerian Gubernatorial Debate by luv2talk(m): 12:10pm On Dec 22, 2009 |
Another display of Madness |
Phones / Re: GSM Network Issues And Problems (Zain, Etisalat, Glo, MTN) by luv2talk(m): 10:39pm On Dec 07, 2009 |
Pls, Help me tell Zainabu that im missing her oooo,right now,im enjoying Etisara and Maltina on Freegateeeeee, u wana join me? |
Phones / Re: Zain's Browsing- Your Experience by luv2talk(m): 2:09pm On Dec 06, 2009 |
Grrr, Can somebody help me beg my Loving Zainab not to divource Me,i havent used her for Days,Thank God to Eti SARA, na em help me out |
Politics / Re: Lagos Citizens To Have State Identity Card In 2010 - Fashola by luv2talk(m): 11:33pm On Nov 25, 2009 |
Mr. Fash has don it again oo oo.Thumb up |
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