Nigeria's First Lady, Mrs. Patience Jonathan, has been in a hospital in Germany in the last four days, Abuja State House sources have told SaharaReporters, undergoing treatment for food poisoning.

The sources say Mrs. Jonathan, who is also a Permanent Secretary in the Bayelsa State civil service, was airlifted to the hospital by an air ambulance in midweek under emergency medical conditions.

Presidency sources stated that the emergency airlift departed for Wisbanden, Germany, but it is not clear if her treatment was being undertaken in that city. They said she was only able to speak earlier today, four days after her arrival, because the illness had been so severe that she lost her voice.

Our sources could not say when she will return to the country. Nigeria’s political leaders and their families routinely seek expensive medical attention abroad, an irony occasioned by their failure to develop the same facilities at home. In the past few years, two former First Ladies have died on foreign hospital beds.

source: http://saharareporters.com/news-page/nigeria%E2%80%99s-first-lady-hospitalized-germany

wait o. who the hell poison our fist lady?

Food poison could mean her not washing her hands after poopooing,and using that same hand to eat amala.

Wasting our money to fly the waste pipe to germany for mere food poison is beyond disgust.Nigerian leaders are shamelssly unpatriotic.

Haba!
So rich people suffer from 'food-poisoning' too?
See as she swell for bench like 'boar-constrictor'!
My fellow 'widowers' part 1.
Grab ya own copy nowwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww!!!

We wish her well. . .if it is the wish of her 'gods'! Amin o!
She never looked healthy anyhoo.
Na so 'First Lady' suppose look?
See as her husband REYsemBOO 'Port Harcourt' First-Son original.
Mtchewwwwwwwwwwwwwww!!!
Na wetim she carry for that belle sef?

Callotti: Haba!
So rich people suffer from 'food-poisoning' too?
See as she swell for bench like 'boar-constrictor'!
My fellow 'widowers' part 1.
Grab ya own copy nowwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww!!!

We wish her well. . .if it is the wish of her 'gods'! Amin o!
She never looked healthy anyhoo.
Na so 'First Lady' suppose look?
See as her husband REYsemBOO 'Port Harcourt' First-Son original.
Mtchewwwwwwwwwwwwwww!!!

Mu Choi Choi Choi!

Callo, make I nor lie, I don dey wait for you to yarn on this topic and I know say anything wey you talk go make me laff sotay I go shyt for bodi. You nor dey disappoint o!

pDude:


Mu Choi Choi Choi!

Callo, make I nor lie, I don dey wait for you to yarn on this topic and I know say anything wey you talk go make me laff sotay I go shyt for bodi. You nor dey disappoint o!

Oh boy!
I been reply to one before o.
Seun comot am.
Sorry sir!

But come o. . .na wetin she carry for that belle we big like pregnant h-elephant im own sef?
Abi she go 'born' for Germany?
Any time you see am. . . na so-so "agbada" and "Bou-Bou" she dey wear.
WETIN SHE CARRY?

Callotti:

Oh boy!
I been reply to one before o.
Seun comot am.
Sorry sir!

But come o. . .na wetin she carry for that belle we big like pregnant h-elephant im own sef?
Abi she go 'born' for Germany?

No probs ma'am

Everyday I dey happy ontop nairaland because of you o!

pDude:

No probs ma'am

Everyday I dey happy ontop nairaland because of you o!

Thank you!

[img]http://www3.pictures.zimbio.com/gi/Patience+Jonathan+Xj7DRfuP_1am.jpg[/img]

Well, I guess she is not alone in this 'big-belle' matter!

GOOD LUCK! Mrs GOODLUCK!
I beg nor come back like Yaradua o!
I go miss ya gramma!!!



Seriously.

Callotti: [img]http://www3.pictures.zimbio.com/gi/Patience+Jonathan+Xj7DRfuP_1am.jpg[/img]

Well, I guess she is not alone in this 'big-belle' matter!

My sista, to reduce belle nor easy o. For like 2 months I don dey exercise and all my body dey reduce but the belle still big.

pDude:

My sista, to reduce belle nor easy o. For like 2 months I don dey exercise and all my body dey reduce but the belle still big.

Play golf. . .or racket ball. That is how my hubby got rid of his!

CommonS(f), Callotti, Seun(m) and 2 guest(s)

The boy done come again o!

Callotti:

The boy done come again o!

Hahahahaha! Caught green-handed.

Diagnosis report: Excessive eating of cassava bread with bayelsan mangala fish

Food poisoning?! How can that be?! Who could possibly want her dead?! Her constant 'gbagaun' is a huge comic relief to us all, she at leasts gives us something to cackle about amidst the constant tragedies bedeviling this contraption called Nigeria. Her body system is not responding well to cassava bread perhaps? Hence 'food poisoning'.

Interesting read.

E be like say na the work of those small small Aso Rock girls. Dem don use toto+otumorkpo cook banga soup for am.

My fellow widows.

pDude:

Hahahahaha! Caught green-handed.

Mu he he he he
He forgot to use 'guest' toilets like the 'others'
Come for road to do im business!

Back to topic jare. Sheeeeeeeeeeeesh!!!



Missus UM OVULARIA. . . ALIAS 4-TATY!!! Ngwa get wellu quick-quick?
Oya get well sooon sharp-sharp!!!

Awww Get well soon Mrs. First Lady!!

Yikes! Good thing they have access to the a private plane to jet off to Germany!

Only God knows what woulda happened if they weren't that fortunate.

Gah! Can't even let my mind go there. . .it is that scary!!

On another note, when Pastor Bakare was talking about the shoeless and wobia behavior, some people cursed him from here to high heavens. Well one of the causes of food poisoning is grabbing and swallowing everything and anything in sight (literally and figuratively speaking here) like there is no tomorrow.

Hey. . .Just sayin'

redsun: Food poison could mean her not washing her hands after poopooing,and using that same hand to eat amala.

Wasting our money to fly the waste pipe to germany for mere food poison is beyond disgust.Nigerian leaders are shamelssly unpatriotic.

@Bolded

And we wonder why many Nigerians don't feel like being patriotic. Can one blame them when the leaders are equally so unpatriotic?

I cant actually believe I could bring myself to say this, but, PLEASE GET WELL SOON FIRST LADY PATIENCE JONATHAN. Would be a huge loss if yhu murd now. Yhur unending constant 'GBAGAUN' is just PRICELESS.

pDude: E be like say na the work of those small small Aso Rock girls. Dem don use toto+otumorkpo cook banga soup for am.

My fellow widows.

You know he has a lot of 'galfriends' huh?
But she should have been more kiafoo na.
Every meal must be eaten by ALL THE COOKS in the house too!
Abi she chop for 'GHANA HIGH'?

dasparrow:

@Bolded

And we wonder why many Nigerians don't feel like being patriotic. Can one blame them when the leaders are equally so unpatriotic?

Whoa! Dasparrow! The leaders aren't that bad. . .they are now providing 4hrs of electricity a day and just the other day, they told the Canadian Embassy to stop treating us like crap.

Surely that gotta count for something

Eyah Wish Her quick recovery

Callotti:

Mu he he he he
He forgot to use 'guest' toilets like the 'others'
Come for road to do im business!

Back to topic jare. Sheeeeeeeeeeeesh!!!



Missus UM OVULARIA. . . ALIAS 4-TATY!!! Ngwa get wellu quick-quick?
Oya get well sooon sharp-sharp!!!

Lmao @ 4 Taty!!

Only AJ!!!

This is bad ooo

How she no go chop poison when her Hubby Budgeted N1 Billion Naira Worth of food while the masses are wacking their Garri & Kuli-kuli without sugar...
#Seun Abeg no Ban Me cos of mentioning Gari here...
For Gari Advocate in the House,
JOIN THE CAMPAIN
#FreeGarriMatyrs On Nairaland

Our sources could not say when she will return to the country. Nigeria’s political leaders and their families routinely seek expensive medical attention abroad, an irony occasioned by their failure to develop the same facilities at home. [size=20pt]In the past few years, two former First Ladies have died on foreign hospital beds.[/size]

O ti o!

I bind it!
I cast it!
I rebuke it!

All from the South-South!!!
Tufiakwa I say. . .THE H-ENEMIES HAVE FAILED THIS TIME!!!

sambos994: This is bad ooo

This is good o!

Abi you nor want make GEJ flex freely with other babes? I'm sure right now some of those small small Aso Rock girls are licking his black kpomor.

pDude:

This is good o!

Abi you nor want make GEJ flex freely with other babes? I'm sure right now some of those small small Aso Rock girls are licking his black kpomor.

I don quench go heaVIN!
Chei! Im kpomo go blaaaaaaaaaaaaack and sweeeeeeeeeeeeeeet nor be small!

Patience, Patience, Patience!!!!!!!!!!! You too fine nothing do you!

Sisi_Kill:

Lmao @ 4 Taty!!

Only AJ!!!

Mu he he he he he