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Education / Re: How Our Teens And Youths Are Damaging Their Spelling Skills And Punctuation by luvlife007: 4:49pm On Feb 28, 2017
Issorit

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Romance / Re: My Girlfriend Keeps Proposing To Me But.... by luvlife007: 7:17pm On Feb 23, 2017
Haba

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TV/Movies / Re: Sexual Indulgence Has Failed To Save Big Brother Naija Housemates by luvlife007: 10:14am On Feb 20, 2017
Na today

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Education / Re: Uniabuja Students Protest Over The Death Of A Female Student by luvlife007: 10:11am On Feb 20, 2017
Na pako

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Career / Re: FG Set To Sack 3,500 Staff by luvlife007: 5:38pm On Feb 14, 2017
Everyday?

Politics / Re: Buhari May Speak To Nigerians By Phone Soon - Presidency by luvlife007: 11:41am On Feb 14, 2017
Story for god

Family / Re: Husband Pounding Yam As Wife Makes Up (Photo) by luvlife007: 9:12pm On Feb 12, 2017
Mean. While

Family / Re: South African Woman Poisons Her Private Part To Kill Cheating Husband (pic) by luvlife007: 8:59pm On Feb 10, 2017
Mean while

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Sports / Re: Alternative Routes During Access Bank Lagos City Marathon February 11 2017 by luvlife007: 12:57pm On Feb 10, 2017
My b/f please

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Celebrities / Re: Charly Boy Heads To National Stadium To Join The Protest (Photo) by luvlife007: 12:12pm On Feb 06, 2017
߇㰟Ǭ *DIFFERENT GRADES OF CHOPPING IN GOVERNMENT* ߇㰟Ǭ

_* When U chop alone in government and no one chop wit U, dem dey call dat one *OBJ*_

_* WhenU chop in government, come allow others 2 chop their own, that is called *IBB*_

_* When U chop in government, come bring democracy and people come forget say U chop, that is called *Abdusallam*_

_* When U chop in government and d place U are choping eventually fold up, that is called *Atiku*_

_* When U dey chop in government, U no remember your driver, secretary, office assistants, dat is called *Gowon*_

_* When U dey chop alone in government, no remember anybody, so tay dem come drive U comot ..dat one is called *Shonekan*_

_* When dem just appoint U for government position, and U just chop small, auditors kon come say bring all papers, dat is called *Nwodo*_

_* When U chop in government and U die while chopping, that is called *Abacha*_

_* When U chop and drink in government so tey U come intoxicate, and others come dey do U wayo, dey chop their own join, that is called *Goodluck Jonathan*_

_* When U over-chop in government and U call ur friends 2 come chop their own, that is called *Ibori*_

_* When U chop and clean mouth like say U no chop anything, that is called *Fashola*_

_* When U chop in government, come dey abuse people wey give U opportunity to chop, that one is called *el-Rufai*_

_* When U chop from government, come spread ur boys for government, dem dey chop U dey chop, dem dey chop U dey chop, dat one is called *Tinubu.*_

_* When U chop in government so teeey U scatter ground, three houses for America, two for London, six for Maitama, seven for VI, as madam dey go shopping for Dubai, children dey go summer for Spain, EFCC kon gbab U, dat one is called *Diezani.*_

_* When U chop well well for government and people know say U chop well well but U dey deny say U chop well well, dat one is called Rotimi *Amaechi.*_

_* When U chop in government so tay U come even dey richer than the place U dey chop from, dat one is called *Rochas*_

_* When U chop and chop so tey U come tire, come begin dey distribute d chopping to other people. That one is called *Dasuki*_

_* When u be oga u see government money and refuse to chop and refuse to allow make people chop, so tay hunger come dey wire dem, dat one is called *Buhari*_

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Crime / Re: PHOTOS: Man Arrested For Kidnapping His Worker by luvlife007: 8:23pm On Feb 02, 2017
C him face like mmm

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Crime / Re: Police Parade Perpetrators Of Southern Kaduna Attacks & Killings, Arms Recovered by luvlife007: 8:16pm On Feb 02, 2017
C their faces like mmm

Investment / Re: 3 Reasons Why MMM Scheme Fooled Nigerians by luvlife007: 8:14pm On Feb 02, 2017
Mmm more more mumu

Education / Re: Bida Polytechnic students unable to pay school fees after losing money to MMM by luvlife007: 5:59pm On Feb 02, 2017
Mmm money miss mouth

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Investment / Re: How To Spot Frustrated MMM Participants At Public Places by luvlife007: 5:21pm On Feb 02, 2017
Mmm participants how market

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Religion / Re: MMM: 10 Things That Will Happen To Churches That Promoted Scheme– Pastor Adelaja by luvlife007: 1:02pm On Feb 01, 2017
MMM participants how market

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Religion / Re: TB Joshua Exposes Shrine Where Elderly 'priests' Enslave, Sleep With Virgins by luvlife007: 11:19am On Jan 30, 2017
Na wah

Travel / Re: Map Of Most Dangerous Countries To Travel To In The World, See Nigeria's Place. by luvlife007: 3:40pm On Jan 28, 2017
MMM machine for sale

Investment / Re: "My Name Is MMM, I Am A Ponzi Scheme" - Brian Jonah Dennis by luvlife007: 1:32pm On Jan 28, 2017
MMM participants how market

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Investment / Re: MMM: 7 Reasons Why Real Entrepreneurs Are Not Interested by luvlife007: 6:36pm On Jan 26, 2017
Mmm how market

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Politics / Re: Female Soldier, Blessing Ene, Dies (Photos) by luvlife007: 4:42pm On Jan 18, 2017
satowind:
Sad but wetin carry her join army

You should be ashamed of yourself
Foreign Affairs / Re: Nigerian Guy Insults Michelle Obama On Twitter. Nigerians React by luvlife007: 4:36pm On Jan 18, 2017
Many are mad bt few are roaming
Celebrities / Re: Durella Survives Ghastly Accident In Ibadan by luvlife007: 11:18am On Dec 26, 2016
Shayo master
Jokes Etc / Re: Donald Trump And Hillary Clinton's Wedding Invitation (Photoshopped) by luvlife007: 3:33pm On Oct 20, 2016
Odiegu
Religion / Re: Reverend Father Visits Fulani Herdsmen While Grazing by luvlife007: 8:01pm On Aug 18, 2016
Hmmm d fear of herdsmen is the beginning of wisdom

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Celebrities / Re: Dagrin Died 6 Years Ago by luvlife007: 4:35pm On Apr 22, 2016
Rememba dis line
Money no dey drive me bt money na my conductor

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Celebrities / Re: Actor, Nonso Diobi Involved In Accident by luvlife007: 4:40pm On Apr 18, 2016
Healing is ur portion ijn
Politics / Re: Nigerians React To Diezani's New Look by luvlife007: 11:31am On Nov 14, 2015
Di is fucking photoshop
Sports / Re: Nigeria’s Female 4 X 400m Relay Team Set New Record In Beijing This Morning by luvlife007: 12:04pm On Aug 29, 2015
Higerian girl chop norku

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Liverpool Vs Bournemouth (1 - 0) On 17th August 2015 by luvlife007: 8:42pm On Aug 17, 2015
Liv3 - mou0

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