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Romance / Re: Is Express VPN Any Useful At All by Lvgirl: 8:55pm On Apr 18, 2023
Matix222:


How much bro?




Express is 10k
Romance / Re: Is Express VPN Any Useful At All by Lvgirl: 6:59pm On Apr 18, 2023
NBAjunior:


Bro help me logs na



It's for sale bro
Politics / Re: What Might Happen To Nigeria Currency After Subsidy Removal? by Lvgirl: 11:35am On Apr 18, 2023
Divoc19:
Let them bring it on. We are ready for anything . Am optimistic about this new government though undecided



It will affect your business too..do you think hookup is immune to subsidy.
Culture / Re: Emami Presents Fake Ologbotsere Insignias To Olu Of Warri by Lvgirl: 2:35pm On Apr 17, 2023
MrDoGood:
How do you give someone a title. After some time, you tell the person to return it that you want to give the person another title.

I've never seen that before

Wahala grin grin grin




Na wa for you


What of INEC
Science/Technology / Re: How Poisonous Is This? (photo) by Lvgirl: 9:15pm On Apr 12, 2023
Stephaniegold:

You must be from Ekiti or Ondo


Yes ooo
Science/Technology / Re: How Poisonous Is This? (photo) by Lvgirl: 9:05am On Apr 12, 2023
Tami-soko


Very dangerful

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Romance / Re: Lady Goes Naked On Camera For A Birthday Shoot (pictures) by Lvgirl: 9:04am On Apr 12, 2023
kyber:
So ladies have turned this life upside down, we no longer need to search for xrated films online just to watch porn but it has been brought to us in fact it has found us .
Look at what someone’s mother,girlfriend/wife and daughter did just to trend lol
I personally think this is a bad example set for the younger ones

Ladies what do you have to say to defend your gender ?
Guys what do you think about this?




Pot belle not good for anything except doggy
I split out buhari
Politics / Re: Gunmen Kill Inspector Augustine Ukegbu In Imo by Lvgirl: 9:03am On Apr 12, 2023
He was an operative of swat......wicked people
Romance / Re: My Girlfriend Cries All The Time Is It Normal? by Lvgirl: 3:53pm On Apr 11, 2023
Humbrown23:
My girlfriend cries a lot She cries all the time Happy, sad, tired, it doesn't matter

I made a joke about cheating and she started crying instead of her to defend herself

It's ridiculous! I haven't cried in 15 years, not even when my mom died

I don't get how a grown woman in her mid twenties can cry so easily. It's not normal! She's great otherwise, but this crying thing is driving me insane it making me feel she's abnormal



Is she related to Abba Kraiya
Romance / Re: What Should A Lady Go With When Visiting A Man? by Lvgirl: 11:27am On Apr 09, 2023
Bomb boko haram standard

Gun.....arm robbers grade



JuJu .....Benin JuJu


Yoruba ......deceit



Ibo ....... covetousness



Hausa ......strong head

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Pets / Re: What Type Of Breed Dog Is This !! by Lvgirl: 10:14pm On Apr 08, 2023
Holawoyin:
Please famz what type of dog breed is this.it’s a two month old dog



Emefiele
Romance / Re: Help!!! I Have Lost My Erection by Lvgirl: 6:05pm On Apr 07, 2023
JackDaAlienz:
I had an injury during football match last week. I hit my hips on the bar while defefending a shot.

My right hip is in pains, I have taken injections and done x Ray they said everything is fine.

But last nightz when my girl wanted to give me BJ to release the stressful.
To my utmost dissapoinment my manhood refused to rise up.
As in she tried everything possible
Still my manhood no gree rise

This morning I decided to try again, I watch porn but still nothing rise.
I'm getting very scared that I injured something in my hips that has affected my sexual organs. .

Please Doctors what could be the cause of this issue. Please I'm getting very scared. It dosent even move or rise at all since after the football accident

Please help me cry



Hmm this is the hand work of Yakubu INEC Chairman
He don theift am together with election box.
Please bro go tribunal
Romance / Re: My Girlfriend Have Not Seen Her Period Since January by Lvgirl: 5:40pm On Apr 07, 2023
EzendiEgo1:
Good morning doctors in the house... please help me with advice..
My girlfriend visited me early January, we had intercourses many days during the period.. in other to prevent pregnancy she took postpill 2 times in January..right now she have not see any sign of her period till now..

Please mind, we have visited a gynecologist this month but am not understanding what's he saying...that my girlfriend prolactin is low..
She's not pregnant because we have done both blood test.
Please I need a solution to this please

Below are the results




Her period seized with Naira shurnk


Ask Emefiele
Romance / Re: She Said She Can't Trust Me With Our Daughter If We Marry. by Lvgirl: 5:38pm On Apr 05, 2023
Queendera:
Obviously, she's manipulating you and you're falling for it continuously.

If you are the type that value your mental health and peace of mind, I'll say, please pack your bags and never look back.

You know why?

This manipulation will continue because she already had a fixed image, of not only you, but men in general at heart.

To her, you're nothing more than a "pen!s"

And that's what she uses to judge you.

And no you didn't rape her but instead of you to shout at her and make her accept responsibility for the act which obviously was performed by the two of you, you cowered and tried to be on the moral ground which doesn't exist.

She will continue to manipulate you like that, her friend is already a record holder.

In the future, more people will hold different receipts of any "wrong" you do to make sure that you are always guilty.

They don't change sir. They don't change. Marriage won't change her.

And let me say this, she's probably a church girl. Not judging but this is their general behavior





Oil dey Ur head
Food / Re: Okra Weakens The Spirit by Lvgirl: 1:01pm On Mar 29, 2023
Oshe - oyeku says

Awon eni olohun won koi je eru
Awon eni olohun won kii je Ila
Beeni ni awon eni olohun won kii je egba



Think about this
Romance / Re: How I Slept With My Pastor by Lvgirl: 1:15pm On Mar 16, 2023
I know your Pastor has cattar
Crime / Re: Nigerian Sentenced To Life Imprisonment For Murder Of Shaun-Douglas Chabalala by Lvgirl: 1:10pm On Mar 16, 2023
Tambotie is known for such thing. I have been to that flat before. I met a girl on ads so she told me she lives there. As soon as I entered I saw a guy I knew in Lagos. He seriously warned me to go back. What the girls do is. They will lace there nipple with drugs. Push it into Ur mouth
Once u suck it...you are gone
They will Rob you .. everything will be taken away from you.

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Romance / Re: Am Confused Between Marriage, Car Or Land. Which Should I Go For?? by Lvgirl: 9:49am On Mar 13, 2023
Hopemanfx:
I am 38yrs this year. I have been huzzling to get myself up. things have not been easy for me. I recently got a contract that pays me close to 2.5m. I am confused about whether I should go and marry since age is not on my side or if, I should invest the money on property like land or buy a car for uber?? need your advice.



I will advise you to carry olosho first
Especially big ass Yoruba girls in Lagos. That will cost us u 20k for three days. After which you buy landed property.
Please do this
Romance / Re: I Suck by Lvgirl: 9:46am On Mar 13, 2023
Ilamina:
undecided




Hmm you suck penis abi
Continue
Health / Re: Pimple Wants To Finish My Face (graphic Pix) by Lvgirl: 10:41pm On Mar 12, 2023
Pimplewankeeme:
Ladies and gentlemen, pimple have finished me. 80% of my forehead have been pimplerized. I need your help nairalanders. I don't feel comfortable under my skin again. And to make it worse, I have an upcoming interview in few days time o.

I used Bio-oil from 1st to 7th of this month but I didn't see any changes and I've long stopped using it. I also used K-brothers papaya soap during that time o.. but no effect

Lastly, does masturbation cos pimples? Cos the thing wants to finish my life.. my 1GB data no longer last up to 3 days o. Pls how can I stop this pimples. I want to have the skin of a new born baby o 😢. Pls helpful suggestions is needed house



Pls leave those pimples abeg. They are homeless
Health / Re: Asa: Ogun State Community Where People Are Suffering — Man Cries Out by Lvgirl: 12:22pm On Mar 09, 2023
BanyXchi:
they are not Igbos that eat humans, Osu cannibal


So OSU people eat human being....they are wasting precious raw materials they would have sell in Ogun state.. OSU no wise
Health / Re: Asa: Ogun State Community Where People Are Suffering — Man Cries Out by Lvgirl: 11:40am On Mar 09, 2023
Lizzysamuel:

https://twitter.com/jiggyjosh_/status/1633371904571588608?t=ZFU2HTFHPFGTjUrBv1dWag&s=19




Ogun state is for skull mining
ASA people should start mining too
Crime / Re: 11 Men Caught With 10 Human Skulls, Intestines In Ibadan by Lvgirl: 12:06pm On Mar 03, 2023
Islie:


https://dailytrust.com/11-men-caught-with-10-human-skulls-intestines-in-ibadan/




Where is that gay boy umbreath04
Gays will be mined this way....up Ogun state...up mining
Mining for life
Health / Re: Hoplites Sickle Cell Foundation Hosts Sickle Cell Warriors For A Valentine's Spe by Lvgirl: 11:03pm On Mar 02, 2023
One.thing is sure in this type of hangout. You can never find love there. They can never marry each other. You can only wish.....

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Romance / Re: Can I get 3m from Barbing in a year by Lvgirl: 12:22pm On Mar 01, 2023
Blupen:
He will get morethan 3million self

Good
Romance / Re: Can I get 3m from Barbing in a year by Lvgirl: 8:42am On Mar 01, 2023
Ninobraw:
How much do barbers make daily or weekly.

I m planning to learn the work and open my own store. So I want to know like how much they make daily and weekly.




If you mean barbing hair on the head of humans no.
If you mean cutting off the head and selling it to ritualist Yes you can get it

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Romance / Re: Is this the right thing to do? (pics) by Lvgirl: 7:24pm On Feb 28, 2023
Iamdbull:
Me and my team have agreed to postpone the release of my first single of the year "Vibes Alive" due to the election brouhaha!

People have been expressing their disappointments world wide.

Promise to be back with a bang!



My friend DBULL where is the party at. Will there be free olosho ?
Romance / Re: I Rather Give A Girl Money Than A Guy. by Lvgirl: 1:39pm On Feb 25, 2023
Sense !

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Romance / Re: I Just Landed At MMA Now From Canada. Preparing To Cast My Vote Tomorrow by Lvgirl: 12:06pm On Feb 25, 2023
Alanama06:


I ain't gay. If you have girls to arrange for me, that'd be from Sunday after election I'll be moving to the island. But for now, election in our mind



Oh so you are a man

Very good , ain't gay either.
My friend welcome back home from Canada
Your candidate will loose
Politics / Re: Atiku Given Assignment To Fix Nigeria Within Four Years – Primate Ayodele by Lvgirl: 6:54pm On Feb 24, 2023
CoronaVirusRelo:
Ayodele is becoming a nuisance with his prophecies

How can you put Atiku and God in same sentence?

Ayodele should seek forgiveness



Are you taking him serious
Romance / Re: I Just Landed At MMA Now From Canada. Preparing To Cast My Vote Tomorrow by Lvgirl: 6:52pm On Feb 24, 2023
Alanama06:


I'm sorry if that annoy you


I swear it annoys me.
Send the hotel you will.lodge on the mainland
Make I come sraff u short time 5k
You have 10mins to reply

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