HAkorehdeh:
First, I consider myself a good person too, but occasionally, I learn new ways to be better, and it's essential that I adopt them too.
So, I missed my 7pm and 8pm congregational prayers last night because I didn't want to miss any moment of Manchester United's match last night (Our mosque is kinda far).

After the first 10 minutes of the second half, I knew we had no chance of winning. It was already past 8 o'clock when I looked at the clock, so I decided to finish up outdoors before nightfall; I mainly wanted to buy raw beans and plantains.

It was a pleasant 15-minute stroll to my preferred vendor. I inquired if the lady had plantains and beans. She informed me that she did not have plantains and that I might find them at a different seller further down the street. The other vendor I contacted likewise indicated they were out of stock (for plantains). Meanwhile, she was attending to one guy when I arrived. The guy would be in his mid 20's, just like me. He realized I was worried and told me he could take me to where they sell plantain if I didn't mind. I obliged immediately.

Of course, there were street lights everywhere in my street, so I had nothing to worry about security-wise. But I couldn't imagine myself going that extra mile in helping a random stranger we might never meet again. The dude took me up to the third street until we reached the point where a vendor sells plantains. Unfortunately, when we arrived there, the woman had already closed. The woman was Igbo, but another Yoruba elderly woman hadn't closed yet.

When she asked what we were looking for, I told her in Yoruba (cuz I sensed from her pidgin accent that she was Yoruba). She replied the woman just closed a few minutes ago, but we should wait, that she would go and call her for us. This woman couldn't even stand straight enough and was using a walking stick, yet she went up to 10 mins walk to fetch her fellow vendor who was Igbo and younger. All this while, the guy that took me there was also waiting.

While the woman was gone, we chatted throughout. He told me he was new in the area and came for some carpentry jobs (apparently, he is a carpenter). I personally am fun to chat with, but I really suck at initiating a conversation. We talked the whole time until the old Yoruba woman returned and was followed by the Younger woman, who was Igbo. I bought my stuff and thanked everyone. When I was about to leave, the guy asked for my name and told me his (his name was Wisdom). I was really impressed.

As I said earlier, I consider myself a good person, but I never saw myself going that extra mile to help a random stranger. From the guy I met that took me to the vendor to the older woman who left her shop to fetch her fellow vendor. All I saw were good people, and I learned something new. There are good people in Nigeria, and If the majority of us can be good, it'd be a significant step toward making our country great again!

My apology for the errors in my writeup.
dominique
nlfpmod
Mynd44

I also enjoy Davido songs...

Bornfool:
Nairaland, Satan have finally used me to achieve what he want. The hookup I carried last week, I don't know what enter me, even though I was drunk that. I mistakenly give her head. She also give me head to and I mistakenly Bleep her raw, I know I'm a fool. Since last week have not be normal, different thing just dey happen to my body. Right now, my situation have become worse. I'm coughing blood. Pls I need your help.!!!🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏. I don't want to die in vain. Satan have finally used me. The funniest thing is that the hookup is still okay because I asked her. I cant breathe, all my chest is paining me😭😭😭😭😭

Instead of dying in vain..shame the devil
Let me use u head for money..
I will take care of Ur dreams

I only allow them give me bj
Na once I do that raw with one hooker. She is clean (toto) though

MechanicMike:


bro we dont do jam in london...u clearly never beeento London have you innnnit? we have somtin called GSCE O Level..we dont do jam. Jam is an africa thing makin u people looook like wild life Animal planet sir(no oofeinse)

Mugu....

SUFFERInSMILIIN:
i am opening this post all for us to talk and discuss about the backside of Nigerian women or yeah. Whoever has photos of videos can post here so we can discuss about it and drop suggestion.

I saw this girl last week in Lagos and I think she is using bleach because where the legs meet the ass it looks very dark and believe she is also looking for money what do you guys think?

I am launching Naira land kids zone very soon

MechanicMike:
OP, FRONT PAGE PLEASE!!!

some people act like villagers in front of lightskin women...some people act like ilitarate in front of halfcast women..some people act like bus condoctor on front of fine women & then we have some home base people who lack swaaaaga actin like rascal in front of white women. of course no man wants them to tink they are bush people

QUESTION: Guys would u dear spek yor traditional IBO, YORUBA or Hausa languae in front of a white woman? who doies that?

KINDLY ADVISE!!(no oofeinsce)

Have you check Ur jamb score ?. Seun Osewa should create kids arena on this forum

martyns303:
I can understand, the problem is our mechanics. Even with your money you can’t get good service, and if you are able to get good service be advice 95% of all parts in Nigeria are China, not the original from the car manufacturer. So within a few months the part would have packed up. I drive a Benz, I have the money but to get good service is a problem, I have now resorted to ordering the parts from abroad, expensive, but at least I have peace of mind. Car generally is expensive to maintain.

So this boy don do money rituals..haa u drive Benz.
Bless my aza with blood money please..make I smell some blood

Rubyjade:
What funny contact names have you saved in your phones?

Mine���


1. Danger 1: He was a relentless toaster I had back in the university, till date I don't know where he got my number.

He was a non-Nigerian Phd student at the time and he followed me everywhere.

Those days we always had early morning lectures at UMTH(University of Maiduguri Teaching Hospital)/so most times I don't eat in the mornings before leaving.

When I get hungry, I go to a restaurant within the hospital to eat.

This guy would have paid before I was done eating. I'd insist on paying and they would claim they had no change.

He called and called promising the whole world. I asked that he tell me who gave him my number but he didn't bulge. He would call and send me all kinds of love text msgs, he continued till I graduated.


2. Danger 2: His 2nd number �


3. Don't Pick: there was a time I used to exercise in Ahmadu Bello stadium Kaduna, he is a footballer.

We did some exercises together once, he couldn't believe I wasn't a bit interested in him.

So he kept calling, I got angry and saved his number as "Don't Pick". This was 8 years ago, do you know this guy still calls that number.

4. Dunno: a number that regularly calls and asks how I am doing, in fact we exchange pleasantries like we know each other way back. I feel terrible I still don't know who he is.

5. Night call: a woman who regularly called me in my school days to convince me to marry her nephew.

She was always calling during the night, she never called at day time. Those days of MTN free night calls, you know the weirdest thing, it was my father who gave her my number.


6. I Don't Want: her nephew, at least he only called in the day.


7. I am tired: an airtel customer service number, I blocked. Before I did, it'd call at least 5 times a day.


8. John neighborhood: He was my parents' neighbour before he moved.


9. Man who fears God: House agent, and he really fears God.


10. Crayfish: who I buy crayfish from (I know his name now but I am finding it hard to change it).


11. Fppp: till date, I don't know why I saved this number this way and I don't know who it is.


12. Pot: planning to buy pots from her, but still haven't.


13. Who knows: Just like the name, I know nothing about her/him.

PS: Please suggest a hashtag for my Sunday stories �

Now that Ur a evening news paper , old , used and restless what have you gain?.

Wagwanbrethren:
Yesterday na Ukraine, today na US! 🤣
The same thing Russia is accusing Uncle Sam of is what they've been doing in Ukraine, so wetin come be the noise? 🤷‍♂️

Even if this was US doing,then the assassination on Putin is somewhat justifiable since Putin attacked Ukraine and the US didn't attack Russia.

In March 2014, Putin ordered the invasion of Ukraine. This was a direct violation of Ukraine's sovereignty and it posed a threat to the international community. The US as a member of the international community had a responsibility to respond.

However, the US did not attack Russia in response to Putin's invasion of Ukraine. I will say this was a mistake. Well,they had their reasons.
Putin took advantage of the US's inaction and he continued to violate Ukraine's sovereignty. In addition, he began to meddle in the US elections, which posed a threat to the US's democracy.
So, Putin and Russia with em wailers should shut their damned mouth! 😏

Do you know how many elections all over the world hat usa has mendle with. Even Obama clearly oppose GEJ, with all there bring back our girls propaganda just because the gentle man will not assign to gay marriage.

HK hustle Kingdom

ST short time

TDB till day break

CD condom

DS doggy style

[quote author=Hamachi post=122872009][/quote]




He deserve that green card

Acidic semen entering someone daughter.


Plset her try me and you try Siofra


Let's do this experiment and compare results

Meaning:

But I heard they usually cash out within 6 - 12 months or was I wrongly informed.
As for the ritualism stuff, what if the baba said I should bring the person I love the most, which definitely is my mom.
And by the way, I'm not sure I believe in anything spiritual anymore

My brother spiritual help doesn't mean you wil bring the person u love as u watch it in movies. It's not so. It's just things dey do for u to enhance progress
You are a core novice

Meaning:
six month. So I thought about it. The only way out is Yahoo. The Yahoo I had the privilege to learn so easily 10years ago is the only thing that can save me now. As much as we are in my family, no one is really that successful, everybody is still hungry, apparently there is no one to run to for help.
When I saw someone send $111,000 to a girl on OnlyFans just for a video of her playing with herself, I'm deeply convinced in me that, since they can't put their money to good use, Yahoos are helping them by taking from them what they would have wasted to begin with.
Why not pray? I'm sorry, I can't pray again, I've probably prayed and fasted more than 20people joined together, as it is, I've lost belief in any spirituality, whether God or Satan of anything, I just don't have the energy for that anymore. Whether there is God or not, I honestly don't know, but I'm sure if there is, he probably doesn't remember he made someone like me or he just doesn't like me much, maybe because I'm not that good to look at, maybe I'm my own God.
Why not beg? Everyone is going thru one or two, how much can I possibly earn from begging that can make my mom's life easy??
Why not give your mom a grandson before you leave? Well, I cannot our someone's daughter into a life of misery knowing fully well that I may not even get to see the kid. I am very dark , so dark that I stain a white material plus I'm very short, no woman would even want me, so I avoid them too.

So please I beg you, you will not die in Vain, come and teach me Yahoo, please teach me Yahoo, I can also push drugs, I can do anything, lemme just treat my mom and put her in the right way of life. Anything you want me to do, I'll do, please just teach me this Yahoo. I'm sorry if this post is offensive, I just don't know what to do.
Please do not mind the errors, my eyesight is also blurry as I type this.
Please here is my Gmail ' smileberry50@gmail.com. I grab things very quickly, we may not even need to talk on WhatsApp

In Ur long epistle . You said the Dr said you have 6 to 18 months to live.
Now if I teach u Yahoo shey na for heaven info dey bill client. You sef think about it.
Since you are dying soon my brother , what you need is money ritual.
No tell JuJu man say u go die soon oo.. this way you will carry the gods on handicap/goal goal

Obi won't give Shi Shi
No money for Elon musk


No Shi Shi

Can he do that in India when compared the GDP of China to Togo. Go and verify

LagosG:
A lot of men go above and beyond to find products that will enlarge their appendage for the sole reason of satisfying an elastic opening in the upside down triangle. Some men are emasculated by the size of other men's (such as yours truly) appendages and feel theirs is small. I never knew women experience the same


After months of greenlight, I decided I was going to smash this Youth corper Incase the company doesn't retain her. Sent her money to make snail and smoked catfish egusi soup. She brought it over to my place...and I fixed it in the fridge. After a few drinks, I began to kiss her neck and handle her breasts. She pulled my shirt off and I unhooked her bra...I was already hard like Aso Rock. I asked her to put Senior Man in her mouth. She proceeded to pull down my b-ball shorts and my briefs, saw senior man and then she said "Ha olojukokoro ni mi o", loosely translated to "I'm a terribly greedy person". I asked why while beckoning her to continue by pushing her head down. She goes ahead to say she's not a virgin but has a shallow vagina. I told her there's no such thing. So instead of us having sex right away, she decides to educate me on shallow vaginas for like 15 minutes while we were both naked. I didn't know that was actually a thing. We proceeded to naks but the amount of times she repeated to 'be careful' really put me off like, am I actively trying to kill you?

Needless to say, I enjoyed the egusi better.

Give her my number
I will make a way where there is no way..
I once work with Julius Berger

SundayNightGist:
Sharing this story with you is risky because it's a true story and it actually happened, but I'm not deterred as I'm on a mission to sanitize our society of all forms of immorality. Now lets get right into it without any further ado.

My office is located in Gwarinpa in Abuja and my boss is a very busy man who hardly stays in the office. We have another branch in Guzape (Asokoro extension) where my boss hired a lady as the manager in charge. This particular lady is fair and very endowed both ways (I mean front and back). She's attractive too, no doubt. She happens to be a single mother with a son. My boss on the other hand is a family man with four kids.

I had just joined the company when I started noticing that this lady usually drives the company's Mazda salon car to our branch (the headquarters) every week (Thursdays to be precise) to hold a "private meeting" with my boss. Word in the office has it that she was coming for weekly "reporting". Honestly I never once bothered to try and find out what was really going on as I'm the type that is very serious with my work.

Not until the guys in the office started bantering in groups and talking about what was actually going on. Again, I shrugged off their conversation because what's my business, and besides, I don't do office gossip. Well, not until one fateful day....

As I was hurrying up a task given to me by my boss in my usual seriousness with my work, I needed to rush to his office to get his final approval on something that he had asked me to do when I ran into the unbelievable!

Was I dreaming? Was my eyes paining me? For Pete's sake, what was this? In broad daylight that evening, as I knocked, my boss answered "come in" nonchallantly. I don't know what he was thinking. Lo and behold, there they were, he and our branch manager both standing on their feet and very close to each other with my boss unzipping her dress with his both hands! I was embarrassed and so were they. Usually, whenever this lady is around my boss would immediately shut all his window blinds. This normally happens around or after closing (remember I told you I'm a serious office worker, so I stay back a lot because naturally I work late into thr night everyday). Then when they're done in the office they would both convoy to go and finish the "private meeting" outside the office.

Since that incident, whatever I say in any meeting involving this particular lady is always accepted and approved by her whether it makes sense or not. In fact, she's trying to move close to me and become my friend by force now to the extent that she even chats with me privately now regularly.

While a man has the full right to do whatever he likes, my question is why do this in the workplace? Why would my boss engage in office romance right in the office building? And why is the lady in question now trying to get close to me by force now? Am I in any real danger? I don't want to lose my job. Please what do I do?

You just said you don't gossip
Amebo
Look they will pursue u if care if not taking.
Remember you can be a millionaire when u work.with Neo life aka GNLD

Na him

HanisahZuwy:
My period this month smelled so bad. What do you think could be the cause of this? My period has never smelled this bad. The smell was so horrible. Has anyone here experienced this? Please, what can I d, eat or drink to stop this?

Pablo wire wire has used you for rituals
You see Ur life
Cos of iPhone 13 pro max
Abeg carry Ur smelly pussy comot for Naira land
Everywhere jus dey smell now

Rokiat:

It’s not just about sex but some women are truly irreplaceable.

Some of my exes stay salty and in my inbox begging me to come back 8 years later while my current man stay obsessed.

You sabi sloppy head..I am Kunke
I hope u remember me. Please come back into my life. This is my number 09017886367

IyaebeTheGreat:
A lot of people have met on other social media platforms and eventually got married but it's a different game here on nairaland, why? Though it's common knowledge that we don't have much marriageable men on this forum(the few marriageable ones are already married) but we have loads of wonderful marriageable women here but it's obvious the guys here on this forum are not marriage material standard. Seun will share part of the blame on judgement day for contributing to the rise of unmarried singles who are now against the sacred institution called marriage. You allowed some group of men that call themselves redpillers to constantly mislead young men against marriage in your forum and not doing anything, they even have a thread for this evil act. I wonder how seun is going to respond to God on this on judgement day. Sirjamesjnr I still have my eyes on you and drfunmisticqueen, you can break this nairaland antimarriage yoke.

I want to marry u. I like big fat dark pussy.

I like you...now you have a very good reason to be homo

ahnie:
She still looks beautiful, forget those eye patches.


Chai I don't wanna grow old, honestly I really do not wanna grow old.

Modified....those quoting me unnecessary unu xukwanike,what I meant is that....I want to look everly young always.

Some are even insinuating that am gonna die and not reach my twilight.
Unu xukwanike .

With the number of dick u dey collect..you will grow old in few years
You do hookup buy cream so you don't grow old..the cycle continue like that for years..sperm will make u old especially Hausa and Ibo sperm in same.pussy. Both no dey mix well

CrownOfClay724:
Which main school people dey go for Sudan?

Boko Haram Technology

Esope6320:

Pls give me express vpn for 5k boss 🙏

No boss you can get it on darknet na
Why bothering yourself

According to the video the woman do complain that her husband do send those other children message and won't send his own biological children.

2. The man do buy things for his own biological children without buying for the others


3 the man feed them
4 Shelter them
5 Clothe them

Yet there father's are alive bailing


Judgement

The kids can now go back to there original father
Court .....

Just freshly done with nysc back then...my gf was dating this sugar daddy then while we were planning introduction cos I just got a job. The babe is beautiful. I have met her sisters and her mom. Funny enough her mom knew the chief she is dating. I didn't say a thing. I got her pics with the chief taken in an hotel bar.
The pics of the room they lodged.
I use emoji cover her face . I use the pics as my DP on WhatsApp.
She didn't call me till today.

guobe:
she is too old.how will he cope

Old ke ....this kind old white lady can give BJ like mad..I met one in Sandton back in the days.
She dey give me bj daily for three months ..she even buy supplies for me..

Reminderz:

now this is where you're wrong, Muslims don't worship the cube... they face the direction of the Kaaba, but they don't worship it... this is according to what is in the Qur'an.. unlike Christians celebrating Christmas and Easter which is not found in the Bible but man made ideologies

Muslims and blind argument

Matix222:


You no well ooo this guy

Express VPN that I did for 44,000
You expect me to give u for free
Even on darknet it's sold for $25 and there is no guarantee on it cos the real owner can disable it anytime..
In my own case I am the real owner so I can disable it.
I am no.longer selling to you. Go find am ursef mumu of the highest order