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Education / Re: Arinzechukwu Onwurah Wins Student Union President Election In Sweden by LynxDFoX(m): 9:26pm On Mar 22, 2021 |
Space keepers |
Politics / Re: Delta: Eddy Ogidi-Gbegbaje Used ₦52.6 Million To Buy Microphones In 2017 by LynxDFoX(m): 6:56am On Dec 14, 2020 |
Bellotelli: True though, and it's terrible! However, it's not limited to Delta state. Almost every politician from almost every state in Nigeria is a thief, one way or the other. The only difference is, there is serious money in Delta state but the leaders there are just terrible! 1 Like |
Politics / Re: "Tell believeable lies," these ones won't fly - Okorocha fires Ihedioha, PDP by LynxDFoX(m): 4:20pm On Jun 01, 2019 |
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Politics / Re: Emeka Ihedioha Appoints Uche Onyeagucha, Chris Okewulonu As SSG, COS by LynxDFoX(m): 4:19pm On Jun 01, 2019 |
kaorama: 3 Likes |
Politics / Re: Mc Oluomo, Lagos Speaker And Tinibu Tawaf In Mecca-photo by LynxDFoX(m): 5:35pm On May 26, 2019 |
Crime / Re: Boys Who Target Secondary School Girls For Marathon Sex, Arrested by LynxDFoX(m): 5:27pm On May 26, 2019 |
post=78741375: Dude, u re too severe and disgusting! U act like you re perfect but u re just a disgusting, stupid and self-centered pig! 7 Likes 1 Share |
Crime / Re: Boys Who Target Secondary School Girls For Marathon Sex, Arrested by LynxDFoX(m): 5:01pm On May 26, 2019 |
compromise:That's true o. They don't allow girls under 18years in clubs. This post has too many factual errors. Am suspecting the #Amajiris and fulanis for this post. They want to cover up what they did to The Oba of Akoko in Ondo. 5 Likes 1 Share |
Crime / Re: Boys Who Target Secondary School Girls For Marathon Sex, Arrested by LynxDFoX(m): 4:55pm On May 26, 2019 |
Name checkers. Why are Afonjas like this self? ������ � I know MannaBBQgrill does this too. Once he is paid 30k by APC, he will give half of it to Hafeez Adefulu and both of them will go to night club where they get underage girls and... :-) 50 Likes 3 Shares |
Religion / Re: Praise Him by LynxDFoX(m): 9:55am On May 26, 2019 |
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Politics / Re: Fulani Radio To Educate Herdsmen, Fishermen, Farmers, Hunters — NBC by LynxDFoX(m): 9:52am On May 26, 2019 |
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Politics / Re: Senate Presidency: How Oshiomhole Triggered Crisis In NASS by LynxDFoX(m): 11:12pm On Apr 10, 2019 |
Crime / Re: Man Tries To Rape Teenage Girl In Lagos Hotel After Offering To Help Her. Photos by LynxDFoX(m): 11:08pm On Apr 10, 2019 |
bimgo: Eh, he has stayed in Lagos for long and has by consequence become an Afonja... You guys taught Him... Maybe You guys even used juju on him self ... Afonjaaasss, ab g take am easy... |
Crime / Re: Photo Of Killers Of Stephen Urueye, LUTH Doctor by LynxDFoX(m): 6:38pm On Apr 06, 2019 |
All I have to say is, I know they are Afonjas. They needed his skull. They will arrest these two but the rest will go and mine his skull later... |
Politics / Re: CAN Leaders Will Regret Congratulating President Buhari On His Re-election - FFK by LynxDFoX(m): 12:37pm On Mar 30, 2019 |
KingOfAllIgbos:After reading majority of the above comments, I have concluded that most Nigerians especially the South west youths that claim to be the most civilized, are in actuality d most stupid and useless! U guys don't think properly |
Romance / Re: Lady Explains Why It's Wrong For Pastor To Say 'you May Now Kiss The Bride' by LynxDFoX(m): 12:22pm On Mar 30, 2019 |
Did the man give his consent to be forced to kiss the bride?
#Stupid_feminists |
Romance / Re: Lady Explains Why It's Wrong For Pastor To Say 'you May Now Kiss The Bride' by LynxDFoX(m): 12:21pm On Mar 30, 2019 |
Did the man give his consent to be forced to kiss the bride. |
Politics / Re: Willie Obiano Appoints Anambra State Youngest Local Government Chairman. by LynxDFoX(m): 8:51am On Mar 30, 2019 |
Are local government chairmen selected of voted for? |
Politics / Re: Revolt In Delta As Okowa Refuses To 'settle' Governorship Candidates by LynxDFoX(m): 8:48am On Mar 30, 2019 |
all these ones they are doing, they should shall pay us our busary when the time comes if not... ��
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Politics / Re: 8th Nass's Reputation Management As EU De-lists Nigeria From High Risk Countries by LynxDFoX(m): 5:17pm On Mar 27, 2019 |
Foreign Affairs / Re: About 3 Million People Affected By Cyclone Idai In Mozambique – UN (photos) by LynxDFoX(m): 5:12pm On Mar 27, 2019 |
So, #Manna_babie_F*cking_Q is back!! � |
Crime / Re: Man Tries To Rape Teenage Girl In Lagos Hotel After Offering To Help Her. Photos by LynxDFoX(m): 5:08pm On Mar 27, 2019 |
Konji na bastard shall... All these#afonjas self �� 2 Likes |
Education / Re: Stephanie Idolor Is A Scam—man Who Visited Success’ Mom Narrates What Happened by LynxDFoX(m): 4:56pm On Mar 27, 2019 |
majamajic: mummy, it's it warri u saw there or Sapele?
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Culture / Re: Ethiopian Women Beaten Before They Marry (Photos) by LynxDFoX(m): 9:48am On Mar 25, 2019 |
KIDfurniture: ��������� 1 Like |
Car Talk / Re: Li Xang: A Chinese Car With A Sleek Design And Amazing Features by LynxDFoX(m): 9:46am On Mar 25, 2019 |
OkaNaUbe: |
Sports / Re: Golden Eaglets To Face The Host Tanzania In Group A U17 Afcon by LynxDFoX(m): 12:23pm On Dec 21, 2018 |
Bro, u re just a fool. Am serious, You re a big fool. |
Politics / Re: KWASAA Declares APC Campaign Slogan 'Hate Speech' In Kwara by LynxDFoX(m): 7:52am On Dec 10, 2018 |
Dude, u re a big FOOL. Bastard fulani slave. Pig!!!Dude, u re a big FOOL. Bastard fulani slave. Pig!!!Dude, u re a big FOOL. Bastard fulani slave. Pig!!! |
Fashion / Re: Miss Nigeria 2018 Holds Tomorrow, See The 18 Beautiful Contestants (photos) by LynxDFoX(m): 6:01pm On Nov 24, 2018 |
9 killed it for me |
Politics / Re: The Clash Between Police And IPOB In Nnewi (Photos) by LynxDFoX(m): 12:11pm On Nov 24, 2018 |
You are a very big fool for bringing up that Obasanjo's episode. May what happened to those Innocent Niger Deltans happen to You and your family some days. |
Politics / Re: You Must Come For Debate, PDP Tells Buhari by LynxDFoX(m): 8:58am On Nov 20, 2018 |
A man died and went to the border between
heaven and hell.
When he got there, he noticed there were so
many wall clocks hanging on the beautiful
walls.
The following conversation ensued between
him and Peter, who was the Secretary at the
border.
MAN: Why are there so many wall clocks here?
PETER: Each clock represents a soul.
MAN: Why are they moving at different speed?
PETER: Each movement represents the number
of lies a person has made. If you make one lie,
the clock ticks once. If you lie twice, it ticks
twice. And so on and so forth.
The man looks around. He sees Mother
Theresa's clock
MAN: Mother Theresa's clock hasn't moved at
all. Does it mean she didn't lie?
PETER: Yes. You're right.
MAN: Good luck Jonathan's clock ticked six
times.
PETER: Yes. He only lied six times.
MAN: Hmmm. Please, where is Muhammadu
Buharis's clock?
PETER: Oh! It's in Jesus office. He is using it as
his ceiling fan..
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Politics / Re: 2019: As Campaigns Start, Ezekwesili, Sowore Warn Against Voting Buhari, Atiku by LynxDFoX(m): 8:56am On Nov 20, 2018 |
A man died and went to the border between
heaven and hell.
When he got there, he noticed there were so
many wall clocks hanging on the beautiful
walls.
The following conversation ensued between
him and Peter, who was the Secretary at the
border.
MAN: Why are there so many wall clocks here?
PETER: Each clock represents a soul.
MAN: Why are they moving at different speed?
PETER: Each movement represents the number
of lies a person has made. If you make one lie,
the clock ticks once. If you lie twice, it ticks
twice. And so on and so forth.
The man looks around. He sees Mother
Theresa's clock
MAN: Mother Theresa's clock hasn't moved at
all. Does it mean she didn't lie?
PETER: Yes. You're right.
MAN: Good luck Jonathan's clock ticked six
times.
PETER: Yes. He only lied six times.
MAN: Hmmm. Please, where is Muhammadu
Buharis's clock?
PETER: Oh! It's in Jesus office. He is using it as
his ceiling fan..
. 1 Like |
Religion / Re: Two Snakes Found Fighting In Church After Prayers - Evangelist Chibuzo Fredrick by LynxDFoX(m): 5:34pm On Nov 18, 2018 |
The two snakes are Buhari and Atiku and the one that was killed and burnt is Buhari. Please am not felling fine. |
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