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Space keepers |
Bellotelli:True though, and it's terrible! However, it's not limited to Delta state. Almost every politician from almost every state in Nigeria is a thief, one way or the other. The only difference is, there is serious money in Delta state but the leaders there are just terrible! |
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kaorama: |
[quote author= post=78741375]Children of perdition....... That is their sole aims in life at their age...... Bastards.[/quote]Dude, u re too severe and disgusting! U act like you re perfect but u re just a disgusting, stupid and self-centered pig! |
compromise:That's true o. They don't allow girls under 18years in clubs. This post has too many factual errors. Am suspecting the #Amajiris and fulanis for this post. They want to cover up what they did to The Oba of Akoko in Ondo. |
Name checkers. Why are Afonjas like this self? ������ � I know MannaBBQgrill does this too. Once he is paid 30k by APC, he will give half of it to Hafeez Adefulu and both of them will go to night club where they get underage girls and... :-) |
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bimgo:Eh, he has stayed in Lagos for long and has by consequence become an Afonja... You guys taught Him... Maybe You guys even used juju on him self ... Afonjaaasss, ab g take am easy... |
All I have to say is, I know they are Afonjas. They needed his skull. They will arrest these two but the rest will go and mine his skull later... |
KingOfAllIgbos:After reading majority of the above comments, I have concluded that most Nigerians especially the South west youths that claim to be the most civilized, are in actuality d most stupid and useless! U guys don't think properly |
Did the man give his consent to be forced to kiss the bride?
#Stupid_feminists |
Did the man give his consent to be forced to kiss the bride. |
Are local government chairmen selected of voted for? |
all these ones they are doing, they should shall pay us our busary when the time comes if not... ��
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So, #Manna_babie_F*cking_Q is back!! � |
Konji na bastard shall... All these#afonjas self �� |
majamajic:mummy, it's it warri u saw there or Sapele?
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KIDfurniture:��������� |
OkaNaUbe: |
Bro, u re just a fool. Am serious, You re a big fool. |
Dude, u re a big FOOL. Bastard fulani slave. Pig!!!Dude, u re a big FOOL. Bastard fulani slave. Pig!!!Dude, u re a big FOOL. Bastard fulani slave. Pig!!! |
9 killed it for me |
You are a very big fool for bringing up that Obasanjo's episode. May what happened to those Innocent Niger Deltans happen to You and your family some days. |
A man died and went to the border between
heaven and hell.
When he got there, he noticed there were so
many wall clocks hanging on the beautiful
walls.
The following conversation ensued between
him and Peter, who was the Secretary at the
border.
MAN: Why are there so many wall clocks here?
PETER: Each clock represents a soul.
MAN: Why are they moving at different speed?
PETER: Each movement represents the number
of lies a person has made. If you make one lie,
the clock ticks once. If you lie twice, it ticks
twice. And so on and so forth.
The man looks around. He sees Mother
Theresa's clock
MAN: Mother Theresa's clock hasn't moved at
all. Does it mean she didn't lie?
PETER: Yes. You're right.
MAN: Good luck Jonathan's clock ticked six
times.
PETER: Yes. He only lied six times.
MAN: Hmmm. Please, where is Muhammadu
Buharis's clock?
PETER: Oh! It's in Jesus office. He is using it as
his ceiling fan..
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A man died and went to the border between
heaven and hell.
When he got there, he noticed there were so
many wall clocks hanging on the beautiful
walls.
The following conversation ensued between
him and Peter, who was the Secretary at the
border.
MAN: Why are there so many wall clocks here?
PETER: Each clock represents a soul.
MAN: Why are they moving at different speed?
PETER: Each movement represents the number
of lies a person has made. If you make one lie,
the clock ticks once. If you lie twice, it ticks
twice. And so on and so forth.
The man looks around. He sees Mother
Theresa's clock
MAN: Mother Theresa's clock hasn't moved at
all. Does it mean she didn't lie?
PETER: Yes. You're right.
MAN: Good luck Jonathan's clock ticked six
times.
PETER: Yes. He only lied six times.
MAN: Hmmm. Please, where is Muhammadu
Buharis's clock?
PETER: Oh! It's in Jesus office. He is using it as
his ceiling fan..
. |
The two snakes are Buhari and Atiku and the one that was killed and burnt is Buhari. Please am not felling fine. |
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