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Poll: Whats Ur Take on The Bar Thread?Crazily Funny: 33% (7 votes)Not Quite Funny: 0% (0 votes) Got Sloppy Courtesy of Guapo: 19% (4 votes) Invented Ideas and Served as ground for New jokers: 14% (3 votes) Total Disappointment: 33% (7 votes) This poll has ended |
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Re: ::::::::: All Jokers Offtopic Bar Joint:::::::::::: by Nobody: 11:02pm On Jan 06, 2011 |
Nice family planning i must confess Dammiz |
Re: ::::::::: All Jokers Offtopic Bar Joint:::::::::::: by dammizz(m): 11:36pm On Jan 06, 2011 |
^^^ U bet! I dont like 2 many children, I would ve tripled it. So hw ur 3rd wife, hope she too never pack so? Buh fes gimme another green bottle 'cos e still go happen 4 house 2nite *takes d malt @ a gulp* |
Re: ::::::::: All Jokers Offtopic Bar Joint:::::::::::: by Pharoh: 12:20am On Jan 07, 2011 |
Efemena_xy: Are you actually talking about Mrs C G . . .because i no know who be Mrs Pharoh ooo. |
Re: ::::::::: All Jokers Offtopic Bar Joint:::::::::::: by EfemenaXY: 12:51am On Jan 07, 2011 |
tanimz: Na so we see am now dammizz: Man na wa for you o! So your madam nor dey ever Peeps like u fit put condom manufacturers outta business!! Pharoh: abeg try make sense jor! You too dey fear you mean say Mrs o n o na d same as Mrs Pharoh?? |
Re: ::::::::: All Jokers Offtopic Bar Joint:::::::::::: by shakara4u(m): 8:11am On Jan 07, 2011 |
* Goes over to the Plasma T.V and turns it on * Tv is still on?got high last nyt? strolls in thinkin of wat to start the day wit, wats left? |
Re: ::::::::: All Jokers Offtopic Bar Joint:::::::::::: by jokingmary(m): 9:32am On Jan 07, 2011 |
Gudmorning to u all |
Re: ::::::::: All Jokers Offtopic Bar Joint:::::::::::: by ElementG(m): 10:02am On Jan 07, 2011 |
nice intro el, i love it. thumbs up |
Re: ::::::::: All Jokers Offtopic Bar Joint:::::::::::: by lysaa(f): 11:53am On Jan 07, 2011 |
Pharoh:hello would do instead of inciting an unnecessary attention from to u. Don't do that next time. Hey bartender! Another shot of tequila pretty please. .thats the only reason i get out of bed in the afternoon. And i've bn wondering for sometime now, how do u manage to differentiate one who's drunk or the one who's just stupid!. .just a loud thot tho. |
Re: ::::::::: All Jokers Offtopic Bar Joint:::::::::::: by Nobody: 1:10pm On Jan 07, 2011 |
Element G: Yeah!! its just for the hommies only ^^^ * pours her some tequila * I really find it hard to differentiate btw the two parties dear but hope u're not into any of them? |
Re: ::::::::: All Jokers Offtopic Bar Joint:::::::::::: by lysaa(f): 1:34pm On Jan 07, 2011 |
Of course not! But man, i don't envy u one bit cos this is some bad hard business. copping with all these drun behind and listening to them yap out their thoughts as though they're still thinking. There should be some other ways to do this. Heys man, btw u and me, do u sell drugs too? |
Re: ::::::::: All Jokers Offtopic Bar Joint:::::::::::: by shakara4u(m): 1:47pm On Jan 07, 2011 |
hhehehehehehhehehehehehheheheee on lunch break, strolls in Gawd!!!!they doin drugs, walks out st8 to NDLEA office |
Re: ::::::::: All Jokers Offtopic Bar Joint:::::::::::: by shakara4u(m): 2:15pm On Jan 07, 2011 |
no customers, seals shop, and walks out |
Re: ::::::::: All Jokers Offtopic Bar Joint:::::::::::: by StudioCFR(m): 4:19pm On Jan 07, 2011 |
Stale yarns |
Re: ::::::::: All Jokers Offtopic Bar Joint:::::::::::: by shakara4u(m): 4:30pm On Jan 07, 2011 |
and y no bring d lively ones, besides this a bar, not a gossip centre mstweee |
Re: ::::::::: All Jokers Offtopic Bar Joint:::::::::::: by Nobody: 4:41pm On Jan 07, 2011 |
lysaa: Hey Lysaa,what u're up to? Tot u're a decent gurl but its obvious am wrong,anyway i got a pal who's into the game and he's been awol to Mexico 4 a while. I'ld contact him maybe he would be of a help but u promise never to bring this up again,OKAY! Hey ma peepz Stud n Shakara,what cn ur doll offer u guys? Its a torrid afternoon,isin't it? |
Re: ::::::::: All Jokers Offtopic Bar Joint:::::::::::: by ElementG(m): 4:49pm On Jan 07, 2011 |
so el, how things dey run 4 ya side now |
Re: ::::::::: All Jokers Offtopic Bar Joint:::::::::::: by Nobody: 4:57pm On Jan 07, 2011 |
Bros business jxt dey move small small. * serves him a bottle of cold Gulder * U nko? How tins and kids? |
Re: ::::::::: All Jokers Offtopic Bar Joint:::::::::::: by shakara4u(m): 5:10pm On Jan 07, 2011 |
*deep sigh* night trian, on the rock plssssssssssssssss |
Re: ::::::::: All Jokers Offtopic Bar Joint:::::::::::: by tanimz(f): 5:14pm On Jan 07, 2011 |
This is the worst thread - ever. |
Re: ::::::::: All Jokers Offtopic Bar Joint:::::::::::: by shakara4u(m): 5:18pm On Jan 07, 2011 |
habba tanimz, u sure?sup? |
Re: ::::::::: All Jokers Offtopic Bar Joint:::::::::::: by tanimz(f): 5:20pm On Jan 07, 2011 |
Yes, very sure. I dey, you nko? |
Re: ::::::::: All Jokers Offtopic Bar Joint:::::::::::: by Nobody: 5:26pm On Jan 07, 2011 |
Tanimz u're right,am even regretting Y i had to open up this bar,thinking ma peepz are the drinking types but i was wrong. Am pondering bout opening up a SNUFF MALL am very sure Studio n co will flow in. |
Re: ::::::::: All Jokers Offtopic Bar Joint:::::::::::: by shakara4u(m): 5:28pm On Jan 07, 2011 |
Yes, very sure. I dey, you nko?i dey jare, waitin for d weekend to start properly Am pondering bout opening up a SNUFF MALL am very sure Studio n co will flow in. |
Re: ::::::::: All Jokers Offtopic Bar Joint:::::::::::: by tanimz(f): 5:36pm On Jan 07, 2011 |
El Guapo: Snuff?! El G, I swear you don mara! shakara4u: Weekend never start for you ni? |
Re: ::::::::: All Jokers Offtopic Bar Joint:::::::::::: by Nobody: 5:39pm On Jan 07, 2011 |
Tanimz na true talk i dey yan so oo BTW,whats smelling? U carry shit waka inside here? |
Re: ::::::::: All Jokers Offtopic Bar Joint:::::::::::: by shakara4u(m): 5:41pm On Jan 07, 2011 |
Weekend never start for you ni? i still dey wrk ooh, it will start in d nxt hour or so, BTW,whats smelling? U carry poo waka inside here? ugkmwl, |
Re: ::::::::: All Jokers Offtopic Bar Joint:::::::::::: by tanimz(f): 5:42pm On Jan 07, 2011 |
^^ My bad, didn't do my math right. El Guapo: Good luck with that then! Which kind nonsense question be that? |
Re: ::::::::: All Jokers Offtopic Bar Joint:::::::::::: by Nobody: 5:46pm On Jan 07, 2011 |
Am not saying that u cari shit waka inside maybe ur shoe heels did who knows |
Re: ::::::::: All Jokers Offtopic Bar Joint:::::::::::: by eldav(m): 5:47pm On Jan 07, 2011 |
watz all diz? mtschew. |
Re: ::::::::: All Jokers Offtopic Bar Joint:::::::::::: by Pharoh: 5:47pm On Jan 07, 2011 |
El Guapo: Tz na small gal . . .she no dey wear heels . . . na canvas and slippers she dey wear up and down. . . |
Re: ::::::::: All Jokers Offtopic Bar Joint:::::::::::: by Nobody: 5:51pm On Jan 07, 2011 |
^ Lmao |
Re: ::::::::: All Jokers Offtopic Bar Joint:::::::::::: by Pharoh: 5:52pm On Jan 07, 2011 |
^^ As usual i no mention person name ooo . . . |
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