LZAA's Posts

Nairaland Forum › LZAA's Profile › LZAA's Posts

1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 ... 495 496 497 498 499 500 501 502 503 (of 523 pages)

Crime › Re: Man Batters Sex Worker Over Extra Rounds Of Sex by LZAA: 1:26pm On Feb 23, 2018

Olalan:
Sex is truly cheap in Nija, a lady opening her legs for 500 seems crazy.
The man should be dealt with for not keeping to his contract with her, guess he wasn't thinking properly when he consented to adding extra cash.

u neva go ghetto b4 or u neva hear of rachet

Christianity Etc › Re: Patrick Henry Edet To Wed After Resignation From Catholic Priesthood by LZAA: 1:10pm On Feb 23, 2018

IkeBuya:
what is the correlation?

that the church does not bend to rules of the flesh

Politics › Re: Jonathan, IBB, Shagari Absent At Council Of State Meeting by LZAA: 11:05am On Feb 23, 2018

imhotep:
BMC like yarimo will say that shagari and IBB have joined IPOB

change!change!change!

1 Like 1 Share

Politics › Re: Jonathan, IBB, Shagari Absent At Council Of State Meeting by LZAA: 9:19am On Feb 23, 2018

MRAKBEE:
http://sunnewsonline.com/jonathan-ibb-shagari-absent-at-council-of-state-meeting/

everybody(minus zombies and BMC) knows dat d dullard is an absolute failure and must be sent back to daura
angels09 wee not like this
cc imhotep

3 Likes

Gaming › Re: Ps3 Yellow Light Of Death by LZAA: 9:15am On Feb 23, 2018

majortwild:
Pls if u repair Ps3 yellow light of death fault by that i mean when u put on ur ps3 and it blinks a yellow light and then red pls Chat me on whatsapp 08144693737 location Lagos or call me Asap

u can do a fan test on it(works most of the time)
but my best advice is to get a new console cuz once ur console has reached YLOD stage,its only a matter of time before its last rites

1 Like

Politics › Re: Boko Haram Attack School To Embarrass Government - Lai Mohammed by LZAA: 9:00am On Feb 23, 2018

imhotep:
I don't like this. Why did he forget to blame GEJ?
cc lzaa sarrki oladeebo

1 Like 1 Share

Politics › Re: Okezie Ikpeazu's Interview With BBC: Nnamdi Kanu Behaves Like A Chameleon by LZAA: 8:59am On Feb 23, 2018

TheCabal:
On 10th June, 1967, Ojukwu's agents planted quantities of explosives and accessories at a bulk oil installation in Apapa, Lagos.
^{Pg. 201. Ethnic Politics in Kenya and Nigeria; Godfrey Mwakikagile, ISBN-13: 978-1560729679}

Also see: ^{Nigeria's civil war, The tragedy of the Ibo people ; https://doi.org/10.1080/00358536808452718}

yet everyone involved in the war said ojukwu's advance was stopped at ore
biafra agents hijacked a nigerian plane in benin and it was recorded by both sides

Politics › Re: Dapchi Residents Stone Yobe Governor’s Convoy by LZAA: 8:57am On Feb 23, 2018

imhotep:
sai babarians are mentally unstable.
cc lzaa

3 Likes

Politics › Re: Nnamdi Kanu Buried Deep Inside Atlantic Océane by LZAA: 12:56am On Feb 23, 2018

imhotep:
oladeebo is back. Back to Daura
cc lzaa

the dezombiefication programme is at it's last stages once complete all zombies shall be dezombiefied oladeebo must have been looking for an igbo wife as well grin

Politics › Re: Bola Tinubu's Letter To John Odigie-Oyegun! "You Are Sabotaging My Assignment" by LZAA: 8:33pm On Feb 22, 2018

imhotep:
we dey laugh kikikikiki
cc lzaa

zombies wee crawl out of their caves grin

justoodark right now

4 Likes 1 Share

Events › Re: Igbo Man And Oyinbo Lady's Traditional Wedding Photos by LZAA: 6:33pm On Feb 22, 2018

EvilChild:
These thirsty nigga would do anything to get the green card.
I won't even attempt staying in the same room with this old ugly looking she goat', if her face could be this scattered, i wonder what her pussy will look like.
This marriage is gonna crash two weeks from now.
Insha Allah.
Allah doesn't support this kind of trash.

NwaAmaikpe
grin

evening bro

Politics › Re: "Buhari Made Tinubu A Mockery In Every Pepper Soup Joint"- APC Chieftain Ogbonna by LZAA: 6:14pm On Feb 22, 2018

venacom:
Source: http://dailypost.ng/2018/02/21/buhari-made-tinubu-mockery-every-pepper-soup-joint-apc-chieftain-ogbonnia/amp/

watch some goblins come out and attack the messenger instead of facing the message which they know is true
silly things grin

1 Like

Politics › Re: Okorocha Slams Nigerian Customs Service Over Extortion Of Igbo Traders. by LZAA: 6:02pm On Feb 22, 2018

imhotep:
I dey my brother. Been busy running up and down.
Okoroawusa will soon begin to receive sense. His mumu-ship is getting too much.

naso jor
hustle never stops
grin

TV/Movies › Re: What Happened To TSTV? by LZAA(op): 5:07pm On Feb 22, 2018

yahmohy27:
Is like everything in this country doesn't last ,even TVC News Station that runs for free on Strong decoder has gone off air since on tuesday

Nawa ooo

Christianity Etc › Re: Patrick Henry Edet To Wed After Resignation From Catholic Priesthood by LZAA: 3:52pm On Feb 22, 2018

IkeBuya:
They should just allow these men to marry.
It is quite retrogressive to expect celibate and unmarried priests in the 21st century

just as whites wanted d catholic church to embrace homo and accept gay priests ?
nobody forced him to become a priest and u can also leave the seminary at any time if u dont want again

1 Like

Christianity Etc › Re: Patrick Henry Edet To Wed After Resignation From Catholic Priesthood by LZAA: 3:23pm On Feb 22, 2018

Reportmusic:
https://www.reportnaija.ng/wp-content/uploads/2018/02/Screen-Shot-2018-02-22-at-12.09.44.png
A Nigerian Catholic priest, Rev. Patrick Henry Edet,who resigned months ago is set to walk down the aisle March 17, 2018.

According to NewTelegraph, the disclosure was made by Edet on Tuesday during his Grace Family service.

Edet had said while resigning back in July, 2017;

“the resignation marked the beginning of ‘freedom’ for his spirit and soul.

From today henceforth, I cease to be a Catholic priest, in my spirit and in my soul. I forgive those who will criticise me, I live for God. I seek freedom for my soul. As I leave, I leave smiling. I am so happy that I am free.” .

Not stopping there, he revealed he won’t be continuing with the Catholic Church due to peace finding a way to desert him while he was there.

Edet added that after 11 long years, he felt now is the time to leave as he was feeling boxed in, a feeling that was affecting his personal relationship with God.

source
https://www.reportnaija.ng/2018/02/22/nigerian-priest-set-walk-aisle-months-resignation/

Nobody forced him to become a priest
he went to the seminary on his own
the catholic church is very clear on its rules and will never bend to the rules of the flesh
make no mistakes priests sin,that they do
and they do penance for it

22 Likes 1 Share

TV/Movies › Re: What Happened To TSTV? by LZAA(op): 2:38pm On Feb 22, 2018

IjeleNwa:
I believe the same wind rocks all of you boat. Tell them to go get the decoders,Tstv won't come to their houses.........
Is that too hard for them to. Understand?.......thank God I saw some one wrote they have offices.

aii bro

TV/Movies › Re: What Happened To TSTV? by LZAA(op): 2:30pm On Feb 22, 2018

IjeleNwa:
you are one of the back stabbers that makes nigeria a shithole........Tstv has offices and selling decoders,go get urs now....and stop posting useless thread for front page sake.

Don't expect Tstv to be all over us like an epidermic......they have already done the needed campaign before launch.

ahhh easy baba
u can see peeps still asking the same question on the thread na.
Hw come d publicity died down after d launch?

TV/Movies › Re: What Happened To TSTV? by LZAA(op): 2:10pm On Feb 22, 2018

IjeleNwa:
TStV is out there........man go get urs!

TV/Movies › Re: What Happened To TSTV? by LZAA(op): 2:05pm On Feb 22, 2018

fortunes0215:
LMAO... Promised land indeed !

TV/Movies › Re: What Happened To TSTV? by LZAA(op): 2:02pm On Feb 22, 2018

sampam4luv:
TSTV is still test running their stations FREE on their frequency...I guess BEIN SPORT licence acquisition is what is delaying them and forcing them to make an alternative in GRANDE SPORT...Wish them the very best all the same because saboteurs are very many.

Aite
just dt dy went silent all of a sudden
omo sabo dy every facet of life

TV/Movies › Re: What Happened To TSTV? by LZAA(op): 2:00pm On Feb 22, 2018

nelsoncool28:
Have been asking this same question. Wish to have a business as strong as dstv.

exactly.
DSTV just dy rip us off
cable isn't cheap yes but it shouldn't be too expensive na

TV/Movies › Re: What Happened To TSTV? by LZAA(op): 1:58pm On Feb 22, 2018

toluxa1:
Are you normal?

u go fear o

TV/Movies › Re: What Happened To TSTV? by LZAA(op): 1:58pm On Feb 22, 2018

joystickextend1:
They are operating only on Facebook, I guess Dstv threatened them

ahh
that's sad

TV/Movies › Re: What Happened To TSTV? by LZAA(op): 1:28pm On Feb 22, 2018

LZAA:
Since the launch of TSTV and their data bundles,it's like the whole company has gone undercover.
any new intel from TSTV?

lalasticlala help move to the promised land grin

cc
Prof800
UjSizzle

3 Likes 1 Share

TV/Movies › What Happened To TSTV? by LZAA(op): 1:27pm On Feb 22, 2018

Since the launch of TSTV and their data bundles,it's like the whole company has gone undercover.
any new intel from TSTV?

17 Likes

Business › Re: Folorunsho Alakija: Without A University Degree, I Became A Billionaire by LZAA: 1:13pm On Feb 22, 2018

Coitus:
She is forgot to mention how many politicians she slept with to make it possible,she didn't mention connection that she gathered, not even Obasanjo's influencial hand. Nonsense.

Believe this bitch at your own risk,life is not that smooth in Nigeria. Almost every rich business person in Nigeria got their start up funds from illegal means. Tibubu from drug business, Adenuga from IBB,Dangote from unanimous northern political support which he is also the biggest money launder in Nigeria, kalu from abịa state government money, in fact the list goes on.

Fúck all them rich people in Nigeria

kalu is a big ibb boy
was even trained in d us
as per ds woman i was just laughing as i was reading the post
dailymail wrote an ironic article about her son's wedding in d uk

Romance › Re: "If You Can't Give Your Girlfriend Money, Be Prepared To Share Her" - Lady by LZAA: 12:22pm On Feb 22, 2018

CastedAyo:
https://www.torimill.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/02/IMG_20180222_091642.jpg
So, a beautiful Nigerian lady with the name @SimplyRisque has taken to her twitter TL to tells some men who have the mindset of not spending money on their girlfriend money be prepared to share her with a guy who is willing to do so.

According to her, the honeypot is for the highest bidder

Read her tweet below;

https://www.torimill.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/02/PicsArt_02-22-09.26.38.jpg
https://www.torimill.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/02/Screenshot_20180222-091217.jpg

https://www.torimill.com/2018/02/if-you-cant-give-your-girlfriend-money-be-prepared-to-share-her-with-a-guy-lady.html

A dude opens a twitter acc with a moniker "they see me trollin"
puts a girl's pix as dp
says ds trash and ppl catch feelings
gotta love humanity grin

Politics › Re: Okorocha Slams Nigerian Customs Service Over Extortion Of Igbo Traders. by LZAA: 12:13pm On Feb 22, 2018

konoplyanka:
90% of importers are igbos. Smh even their elites are not left out of this delusion.

That was how one old fool said shagari's govt was overthrown because they don't want igbo to become president.

oh so the ppl u call aba made traders
the traders in lagos and ogun(by traders i mean real trade o not agbo sellers)
innoson and co wia do dy get their goods?
its a well known fact igbos run commerce anywia dy are
oh and if u are doubting the reason shagari was overthrown,even the officers that took part in d coup(major players) have since confirmed it

Politics › Re: Charles Okah Arraigned At Federal High Court, Abuja (photos) by LZAA: 10:04am On Feb 22, 2018

BrainnewsNg:
See photos below:

https://www.brainnewsradio.com/photos-charles-okah-arraigned-at-federal-high-court-abuja/

https://www.brainnewsradio.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/02/CHARLES-OKAH-1.png

https://www.brainnewsradio.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/02/CHARLES-OKAH-3.png

https://www.brainnewsradio.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/02/CHARLES-OKAH-4.png

https://www.brainnewsradio.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/02/CHARLES-OKAH-4.png

https://www.brainnewsradio.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/02/CHARLES-OKAH-5.png

https://www.brainnewsradio.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/02/CHARLES-OKAH-7.png

8 years ffs
meanwhile his bro case was wrapped up quickly and he is doing life in SA

Romance › Re: Sanchoka Waiting For Doctor On Hospital Bed With Sexy Pose by LZAA: 10:02am On Feb 22, 2018

HeWrites:
Tanzanian socialite and model, Sanchoka is a celebrity who always sets the internet on fire with her derriere.

Recently, she posted a sultry photo of herself dressed in a skimpy gown on a hospital bed and captioned it:
“On that Hospital Bed waiting for my doctor like …”

Guess her Doctor is gonna have a swell time attending to his patient.

See Photo Below;

https://torimill.com/2018/02/curvaceous-tanzanian-model-posts-raunchy-photo-on-hospital-bed-waiting-for-her-doctor.html

Politics › Re: Okorocha Slams Nigerian Customs Service Over Extortion Of Igbo Traders. by LZAA: 9:26am On Feb 22, 2018

Masterclass32:
www.dailypost.ng/2018/02/22/okorocha-slams-nigerian-customs-service-extortion-igbo-traders/

zombies wee avoid d thread cuz they know its d truth
justoodark is still searching for an igbo wife grin

but wia is imhotep sef undecided

3 Likes

1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 ... 495 496 497 498 499 500 501 502 503 (of 523 pages)