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Politics › Re: Corruption In Oil Sector: I'll Fight To Create New Image - President Buhari Vows by LZAA: 7:40pm On Feb 19, 2018
imhotep:
lets just blame GEJ
cc lzaa
change!change!change!
Romance › Re: Couple Found Dead In A Car In Germany During Sex After They Turned Engine On by LZAA: 6:51pm On Feb 19, 2018
Estar01:
A naked couple was found dead in a car and it is believed they suffocated after turning on the engine to keep warm while having sex.

The bodies of a 39-year-old man and a 44-year-old woman were discovered by police in a locked garage in the city of Bottrop in western Germany’s North Rhine-Westphalia state.

The names of the couple have not been released but investigators say it appears they turned on the car engine to get warm, leading to their suffocation.

The man had been reported missing by his family after he had not been seen for days. This led to a search. Meanwhile, officers in the city had also started an investigation into the woman’s sudden disappearance. Police later opened the garage door to find the couple dead. Nobody had noticed the car engine had been left running for hours behind the metal gate of the garage which is located behind a commercial building.

Police said there appeared to be no evidence of a crime but forensic scientists were working hard to establish exactly what happened. Tests are being carried out to ascertain CO levels in the blood of the couple.

A police spokesman said: “At the moment all evidence points to an accident. To put all doubts to rest, the public prosecutor ordered an autopsy be performed on the bodies.”

http://www.estarsblog.com/couple-found-dead-car-sex-turned-engine-keep-warm/


File Photo for illustration
murder made to look like a suicide
Politics › Re: Uchechi Okwu Kanu Vows Boycott Of 2019 Elections by LZAA: 6:43pm On Feb 19, 2018
emmasege:
I wonder o. And this includes their political, religious and traditional rulers. The silence of Ndi Igbo over Kanu's whereabouts is deafening and calls for a great concern.

This is why some of us argue that Igbo's worst enemies are the Igbos. They had better first take care of enemies within before looking for those without.
stop weeping more than the bereaved
igbos are silent because we do not make empty noises
biafra is bigger than kanu or ojukwu since those are the two people yorubas think are behind biafra
biafra is an igbo ideology embedded in every igbo person
have u ever heard of anybody paying ppl to come out to support it?
QED
Politics › Re: Uchechi Okwu Kanu Vows Boycott Of 2019 Elections by LZAA: 6:39pm On Feb 19, 2018
gidgiddy:
The Anambra Boycott was highly successful snd I know this being an Anambra man myself. APGA spared no expense to buy up the entire elections. While 5ye News crew was shoeing empty polling boots, elections results came out where APGA won in all the Local Governments in Anambra, a clear case of results been written in Obiano's bedroom. Anyone from Anambra knows that it is an impossibility for anyone to will in all 21 Local Government in the state so the concocted results of 400,000 people voting is not fooling anyone

Im going to help to campaigne for total boycott of the 2019 elections by our people
dont ever bother to explain to ppl living in akure and osogbo who claim to know wat is happening in the east
to them election boycott means violence ie op wetie or june 12 riots
Sports › Re: I Want Kalim & Nazim Amokachi, My Twin Sons To Play For Nigeria- Daniel Amokachi by LZAA: 6:32pm On Feb 19, 2018
Jigba:
They look like their dad!. You are probably one of those who think every mixed kid must be light skinned undecided.

What's wrong with being dark skinned?
nothing naaaaa
e just mean say dia papa gene strong dasall
afterall khalid of that suicide song fame is mixed na
Family › Re: Man Loses Custody Of His Children Who Were Caught Watching Porn In Lagos. Photos by LZAA: 6:31pm On Feb 19, 2018
AreaFada2:
Dude, people just dey pretend. A lot more kids have seen it. Even the way some women dress and waka about na soft porn. Porn is everywhere, films and music videos. Not to mention Nollywood/Gollywood films.

We have no sex education in 9ja, so kids' curiosity is never formally addressed. So they see porn pics and videos wherever they can. Very common.
so true
even my biology teacher go dy teach sex ed that time as if na deeper life we dy grin
Politics › Re: Femi Fani-kayode Hiding In Fayose's Governor's Lodge- Sahara Reporters by LZAA: 5:46pm On Feb 19, 2018
Terminator1234g:
THANK GOD!!

I CAN'T WAIT FOR THIS SCUM TO ROT IN JAIL FOREVER

CRIMINAL

BASTARD SON FROM THE WEST.

COWARD.

HE AND COWNU CAN HIDE WELL BUT MAKE NOISE.

do i need to open ignorant people heads to impart in them that fani foolyade is an intelligent and deadly looter.

E-RAT

Politics › Re: Uchechi Okwu Kanu Vows Boycott Of 2019 Elections by LZAA: 5:43pm On Feb 19, 2018
Throwback:
Okanlawon being the number one issue in the prelude to the 2019 general elections is the extreme of delusional grandeur.

Even in Aba, his existence or lack of it is not going to be the issue, talkless of the country at large where he remains a wanted terrorist and anarchist who broke his bail.
wtf is okanlawon? grin
Politics › Re: Uchechi Okwu Kanu Vows Boycott Of 2019 Elections by LZAA: 5:40pm On Feb 19, 2018

Sports › Re: I Want Kalim & Nazim Amokachi, My Twin Sons To Play For Nigeria- Daniel Amokachi by LZAA: 5:37pm On Feb 19, 2018
robosky02:
Former Super Eagles star, Amokachi reveals country his twin sons will play for


Former Super Eagles forward, Daniel Amokachi has said he would want to see his twin sons play for the Super Eagles of Nigeria instead of Tunisia, the country of their mother.

Amokachi, fondly called Da Bull in his active days told reporters,“Definitely, that would be my dream, their mother’s dream, even their dream because their heart is with Nigeria,” when asked if he would like his children wear the Super Eagles’ shirt like their father did.

Amokachi added that the boys had turned down the opportunity to be capped by Tunisia, but remains hopeful that they can play for Nigeria.

He added, “They are doing pretty well in Besiktas, they are with the U23 team, we are trying to see if they can play the professional angle of it because, in Turkey, they leave the foreign slot for professionals.

“Right now, however, they are working very hard and we hope that soon, they will get the opportunity to play in a place where they can give a good account of themselves.”

He prayed that Nigerian players remain injury free in order to find themselves in good form before the World Cup.

He continued, “Qualifying for the World Cup is one thing but the World Cup proper is a different ball game.

“The most important thing is that our players should be healthy and have enough playing time in their respective clubs because that will definitely tell when it comes to the World Cup.

“I have confidence that this team can take us to the next level, like the quarter-final or even win the World Cup.”


http://dailypost.ng/2018/02/19/former-super-eagles-star-amokachi-reveals-country-twin-sons-will-play/
marry arab still ur boys black like charcoal grin grin
Politics › Re: Abdullahi Darma Kills His Daughter With His Car Accidentally In Katsina (Photo) by LZAA: 5:16pm On Feb 19, 2018
ourema:
Well, just saw it on Punch today
lol my bad no vex o jst dat im sure there was a similar thread not too long ago
TV/Movies › Re: “black Panther” Rakes In Whopping $75.8 Million On Its Opening by LZAA: 5:13pm On Feb 19, 2018
godz:
how did you know people didn't give appraisal to the first all Chinese or Japanese movie. You haven't made the research so shut up
lol u really don't get it do you
bruce lee became a global star in 1973 via enter the dragon
racism was very much alive in hollywood and england at the time
certain houses were off limits to jews,asians and blacks
heck even bruce lee complained about the racist representation of asians ffs
Celebrities › Re: Like Mother Like Daughter! Regina Daniels Shares Look-aLike Photo With Her Mum by LZAA: 4:51pm On Feb 19, 2018
helobabe:
She caption;



https://www.gistmore.com/like-mother-like-daughter-regina-daniels-shares-look-alike-photo-mum
but wia is NwaAmaikpe sef??
is she finally 18 or 19 this year?
Politics › Re: The Yoruba/igbo Coalition. by LZAA: 4:45pm On Feb 19, 2018
nkwuocha:
p

No true na.Small Hausa girl dey know say old man get white bear bear for blokus. Na today?

Politics › Re: Abdullahi Darma Kills His Daughter With His Car Accidentally In Katsina (Photo) by LZAA: 4:44pm On Feb 19, 2018
ourema:
http://punchng.com/masaris-aide-kills-own-daughter-with-car/
didn't a similar topic make fp some time ago? cc mynd44
Politics › Re: The Yoruba/igbo Coalition. by LZAA: 4:40pm On Feb 19, 2018
nkwuocha:
You dey mind them? All these people weY dey senior their mama with 5years.Then their father go senior them with 60years.Hard life.

grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin
omg see finishing eeehh grin
oodualover and quotasystem right now grin grin

Politics › Re: The Yoruba/igbo Coalition. by LZAA: 4:33pm On Feb 19, 2018
nkwuocha:
Hehehehe. Shifting the blame. Well you may just be Hausa."Hausa-Fulani " is just a propaganda to downplay conquered territories.
na dia way
no be today e don tey

Politics › Re: The Yoruba/igbo Coalition. by LZAA: 4:25pm On Feb 19, 2018
oodualover:
If that is what Flatt heads call it, then na una wahala. What I know is that I will still vote my prefered candidate.
Go kill yourself if you no like am
you honor
seeing as i have gotten consent from the law and d defendant
it is hereby in order to refer to the defendant and his kind as SLAVES grin
Politics › Re: The Yoruba/igbo Coalition. by LZAA: 4:14pm On Feb 19, 2018
oodualover:
You can call what you like jor, but we will still vote for our preferred candidate.
you do know dat in the eyes of the law u have granted me permission to call u a slave cuz only slaves have masters grin
Politics › Re: Mandela Obasi Empowers His Constituents With Cutlasses And Hoes In Abia (Photos) by LZAA: 4:10pm On Feb 19, 2018
ipobarecriminals:
to be honest,i'm one of Okorocha fan but when i see that the crippled man. dey mould corpse/statues up and down couple with ministry of happiness/marriage. affiar,nah so i shift.May we not see evil
lol Amen
TV/Movies › Re: “black Panther” Rakes In Whopping $75.8 Million On Its Opening by LZAA: 4:07pm On Feb 19, 2018
freda506:
There are many White superhero movies flying around. In fact, virtually all are Caucasian. So, what's wrong with us being happy that the big-budget, Marvel movie that is based on African life is receiving acclamation?

You're either a Coon or a White man. Most people who feel the need to include their race in an unsolicited context are usually from the OTHER race.
jackie chan is not white as is jet li
bruce lee fought for recognition of asian films in hollywood after seeing his ppl mocked in films made by whites
yet none of these men were shouting first asian this first asian that
halle berry played catwoman in 04 and wesley snipes played blade
pretty sure those were black SUPER HERO films.
this film is just like eminem's revival which was panned bcuz of its overtly political content
nobody cares about race when bringing out huge money for a project in the states as long as u can deliver
Politics › Re: Mandela Obasi Empowers His Constituents With Cutlasses And Hoes In Abia (Photos) by LZAA: 3:57pm On Feb 19, 2018
ipobarecriminals:
cheesy grin cool angry shocked shocked smiley cheesy wink grin cool govt and pipu of IPOB state are really clowns.Okorocha kal his pipu VALUELESS. obiano gave his own oipu "Akeregbe" aka 25 litre jerry can for palmy tapping biz/compete with their hausa counterparts in water vendor. Chai! PIGS don sufa
but but rochas is the best candidate for igbo presidency according to afonjas grin grin

Politics › Re: Mandela Obasi Empowers His Constituents With Cutlasses And Hoes In Abia (Photos) by LZAA: 3:56pm On Feb 19, 2018
dominique:
I saw wads of cash in the first photo, he probably distributed the cash to them as well. Nigerian journalists should stop sensationalizing stories.
its not the journos o
its all ds bloggers trying to draw traffic to their blogs
smh
Politics › Re: Mandela Obasi Empowers His Constituents With Cutlasses And Hoes In Abia (Photos) by LZAA: 3:54pm On Feb 19, 2018
ChangeIsCostant:
Our lawmakers have got to do better in the aspect of empowering their constituents. Just when we thought we've seen it all, comes this shocker. Honourable Mandela Obasi, the member representing Ohafia North State constituency in the Abia State House of Assembly on the platform of the Peoples Democratic Party (PDP), is in the news for empowering his constituents (mostly old women) with cutlasses and hoes.

According to reports, the lawmaker did to in order to encourage the people to be more productive.

Source; https://www.nationalhelm.co/2018/02/honourable-mandela-obasi-empowers-constituents-with-cutlass-and-hoes.html
OP hope u aren't trying to compare a house member to a gov(ie ortom)
even in ur writeup u said mostly old women and we all know that most old folk still love farming
or should he buy dem android phone or taxi?
gtfoh
Family › Re: Man Loses Custody Of His Children Who Were Caught Watching Porn In Lagos. Photos by LZAA: 3:50pm On Feb 19, 2018
ChangeIsCostant:
A mild drama ensued after a man tried pulling a stunt at a police station last week in Lagos state after losing custody of his children to his estranged wife. The man who was accused of abusing and beating his wife - was said to have forcefully taken away his three children from his wife and dumped them with his own mother who in turn fed the children with insults and abuses.

According to Human Right Activist, Tina Happiness, the children were sexually abusing themselves after watching porn movie from their aunt's handset (their father's sister) who stay's in the same house.

The matter was reported at the Police station in Isolo, Aswani Division as the case was charged to court within 48 hours.

It was joy all the way at the first hearing at the Magistrate Court 5, Agege Lagos as the mother was reunited with her children after three years of lament.

Source; https://www.nationalhelm.co/2018/02/man-loses-custody-children-caught-watching-porn-lagos-photos.html
grin grin grin
the only thing i lost wen my pop caught me watching "mojo" at that age was sensation in my buttocks
chai see belting grin grin
Politics › Re: The Yoruba/igbo Coalition. by LZAA: 3:47pm On Feb 19, 2018
oodualover:
Thank you jare. Let them keep crying about an electiom that was concluded three years ago. Yoruba will still vote for their preferred candidate.
We no send anybody. All their wailing fall on deaf ears
don't u mean ur prefered master? grin grin

Politics › Re: The Yoruba/igbo Coalition. by LZAA: 3:28pm On Feb 19, 2018
EternalTruths:
We don't want an ungrateful refugee in our land.
He must be deported to Sokoto.
grin grin he's trying to repent but the sai baba zombiesm runs deep i play the daniel wilson change song for him evry morninggrin
Politics › Re: The Yoruba/igbo Coalition. by LZAA: 3:17pm On Feb 19, 2018
EternalTruths:
Leave the Refugee camp you are staying in the East and relocate to Sokoto state.

You are not ashame of yourself to have run into hiding in the East.

@ Kyase Quotasystem pls come and take Omenka out of the East and keep him in Sokoto State.
cc imhotep grin
eternaltruths he's in enugu idp atm
i have to help my fellow NLnder grin
Politics › Re: The Yoruba/igbo Coalition. by LZAA: 2:59pm On Feb 19, 2018
mcquin:
The reason for this thread has since been defeated. We are repeating the exact same thing the thread seeks to cure.

Nairaland shouldn't just be about Igbo/Yoruba hate. Not everyone that voted against Jonathan is wrong. If you read through my write-up, I stated that I am Efik and same can be tested. There are persons scattered across the country who supported Buhari other than the Yorubas.

I concede Buhari isn't right now the best choice, but many of us were left with no choice. Now if we decide to go on hating and do not make the choice of working together, we all will have ourselves to blame, and no one should then lay the blame at the feet of any one tribe.
why cant u ppl stop claiming to be other tribes and say u are yoruba?
efik my bootlace even inec confirmed gej swept thru SS and SE in 2015
dont even bring up 2011 cuz d whole nigeria loved jonathan cuz of d circumstances that brought him to power and ppl wia naming their kids goodluck ffs.
as my brothers rightly said una use una hands wreck any southern unity hope wen igbos were being insulted up and down bcuz of election.heck una applaud d 5% statement
TV/Movies › Re: “black Panther” Rakes In Whopping $75.8 Million On Its Opening by LZAA: 12:59pm On Feb 19, 2018
Maxcollins042:
It's your ilk that's the problem of Nigeria and Africa as a whole.

This is the first African superhero movie directed by an African-American and instead of supporting your color, your race you are here exhibiting your nauseating pessimistic tendencies. If the film is overhyped let it be.
so ppl who made box office bombs like gigli,catwoman,godfather3,street fighter movie should be supported cause of their race? smh
the marketing for the movie is over the top thats what he is saying ffs
wow so a black man has to direct a BLACK superhero movie wow
guess i better tell that to the blade and catwoman directors
Politics › Re: See Why You Unjustly And Foolishly Hate Buhari, A God-sent Leader. by LZAA: 12:18pm On Feb 19, 2018
SONofnezzar:
Are u minding that Femi Wasiu using an igbo moniker
grin grin
Politics › Re: We Cannot Afford To Be Held Down By Hausa, Fulani Or Igbo_ Adeyinka Grandson by LZAA: 12:16pm On Feb 19, 2018
mercyville:
lol...Are you just arriving from Pluto?
Igbos are all over the SW like bees.Some Ezes were beaten in Ondo by some youths for going beyond their bounds but they begged to stay even if they will beat them with pestles,they do not mind.Some were fighting themselves over Ezeship in Oyo and would not mind to be flogged like the ones in Ondo.I think SW tends to be much too conducive for them and it is where they have made it more than anywhere in the world. I am sure you are in the SW right now even if you just arrived from Pluto grin grin
now understand what i said properly
just as they are hausa ppl in onitsha dy are also igbo ppl in akure
if we are also to follow ur logic then the jews in america should also leave america or germany since migration is suddenly a crime
ps no igbo person even efulefus beg to stay in any place they are not wanted
enough northerners and easterners went back to their regions wen arewa said go
and sorry mate im not in SW
i'd rather live in a city wia i wont spend 3hrs in traffic
oh and show me d igbo man who has told u he dreams of settling in osogbo or ekiti

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