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Celebrities › Re: Dorcas Shola Fapson: Adekunle Gold Deletes Previous Tweet & Updates New One by LZAA: 5:50pm On Jan 26, 2018
Henrybright:
You all can remember Adekunle Gold Tweeted about the incident involving the Taxify Driver and the Sugar actress, he has deleted the tweet and replaced it with another.

This is what he just tweeted:
"You people, I didnt say nothing wrong or judge anyone. What I said was; people should be able to narrate their ordeal without getting bashed. Be easy and have an amazing day. Bless"

Previous tweet:
"When someone narrates their ordeal these days, they get bashed and judged and you wonder why people don’t speak up when they are in trouble? I am reading comments on a blog; people abusing Dorcas for making the story up, other animals saying she’s proly dressed indecently. SMH
What happened to us really?"



https://mobile.twitter.com/adekunleGOLD/status/956880033888522241
afonjas always look for trouble den claim victims angry
filthy things
Celebrities › Re: Dorcas Shola Fapson: Adekunle Gold Deletes Previous Tweet & Updates New One by LZAA: 5:49pm On Jan 26, 2018
bobbyr0806:
For those following the update I will love you to see what a criminologist said on this issues on ground!
Odinaka Gerald
Supervisor at Quorum
First of all, the guy can't be a rappist or kidnapper because he is working/partner with a well known Taxi company. The company has his guarantors details, home address, etc.
Secondary, am sure he has been working with that company for along time now, you are not his first client and if he was to indulge in any negative business, you won't be his first pray. Don't worry cause is certain he would plan it well.
Thirdly, you had all the time to video this, stayed in the car and initially from your voice it never sound like you were been threatened, except @ the last minute of the video when you decide to step out from the car from the other door, made a life threatening shout, or acted like you were been threatened, and cut the video without showing us if the guy actually manhandled you, or he broke your phone or tried to snatch it (you would have complained about your phone but you didn't to show you were not manhandled and that you phone was save).
Fourth, backing my point above, you termed him the aggressor! For every aggressor who wouldn't want to be exposed, even when they can't see properly, if they discovered you have a video of them in the act, the will prefer losing their life than allowing you go with the video. Thus, your phone was not damaged, seized or something, you never complained about it.
Fifth, you are a very smart girl. I like smart and corny types like you. You actually knew this will come out in the news, so all you did was to make a quick misheavous video to make you the video. And cut it without showing the slightest aggression from the guy, except the shout you made.
Sixth, the direction the car was parked never showed a car trying to enter a gate. It was parked like a car trying to drop a passenger. But you told us he wanted to enter the gate by parking facing it. And that he first of all went to open the gate before coming to you.
Seventh, one of the major reason I believed he came to drag you was because you were holding his key, for Christ sake, if you are not a trouble maker, why will you be holding a 'kidnappers' car key instead of running. It's obvious you don't want him to leave. And you actually made a call to some friends who you were expecting to come and beat him up. And the driver knowing this, and knowing you refused to come down from the car decided to go to where he will be more saver, and that was the front of his house.
Lastly, it's obvious the guy terminated the journey showing he didn't have bad intention, it's obvious you booked a taxify without a journey plan, it is obvious you requested and booked another taxify, yet, you refused to come down from his car. For you to have that spray... won't want to talk deep on that. But as a psychologist, we have a saying, anyone who has a weapon to defend him/herself has more tendency to use or even force situation to use it than someone who doesn't.
Inclusion, not trying to just create empirical facts, but to judge that what the driver said, his own part of the story is the 'truth'. And you, you are just trying to cover up your atrocities by playing the victim. You own side of the story is 'false'.

O.Gerald
A Criminologist University of Abuja
which kain horror english be dis naw? undecided
Celebrities › Re: Dorcas Shola Fapson: Adekunle Gold Deletes Previous Tweet & Updates New One by LZAA: 5:46pm On Jan 26, 2018
Henrybright:
You all can remember Adekunle Gold Tweeted about the incident involving the Taxify Driver and the Sugar actress, he has deleted the tweet and replaced it with another.

This is what he just tweeted:
"You people, I didnt say nothing wrong or judge anyone. What I said was; people should be able to narrate their ordeal without getting bashed. Be easy and have an amazing day. Bless"

Previous tweet:
"When someone narrates their ordeal these days, they get bashed and judged and you wonder why people don’t speak up when they are in trouble? I am reading comments on a blog; people abusing Dorcas for making the story up, other animals saying she’s proly dressed indecently. SMH
What happened to us really?"



https://mobile.twitter.com/adekunleGOLD/status/956880033888522241
Fapson grin
if u know what i mean grin grin
Politics › Re: All Of A Sudden, Nobody Is Talking About Herdsmen Again. by LZAA: 5:38pm On Jan 26, 2018
tesppidd:
ipob is second class ethnic group.
The best the country can offer them is senate president.
And that's the best they can get.
And you ain't going nowhere.
You must remain in this Nigeria and continue to be a second class citizen .
Cus that's what you are.
read my statement u quoted SLOWLY then let it sink in. As for biafra the fact that u are worried about it says it all really must remain?lmao now run along to romance section laddie let grown folks talk grin
Crime › Re: Fulani Herdsmen Attack Teachers In Ogun (Photos) by LZAA: 2:53pm On Jan 26, 2018
macmiral:
As shared by a facebook user Ayannuga Yinka Olufemi this morning, fulani herdmens attacked school teachers at Ewekoro Local goverment of Ogun state. He stated


May God help us
This is the first attack recorded in Ogun state




https://m.facebook.com/ayannuga.yinkaolufemi/posts/pcb.1555786217875194/?photo_id=1555785394541943&mds=%2Fphotos%2Fviewer%2F%3Fphotoset_token%3Dpcb.1555786217875194%26photo%3D1555785394541943%26profileid%3D100000144924235%26source%3D48%26refid%3D52%26_ft_%3Dtop_level_post_id.1555786217875194%253Atl_objid.1555786217875194%253Athrowback_story_fbid.1555786217875194%253Athid.100003314928976%26__tn__%3DEH-R%26cached_data%3Dfalse%26ftid%3D&mdf=1
ehem ehhhhhhem
ngeneukwenu come o they are now talking about herdsmen again o
Politics › Re: All Of A Sudden, Nobody Is Talking About Herdsmen Again. by LZAA: 2:42pm On Jan 26, 2018
Corrinthians:
Assume yours. grin
grin grin

Gaming › Re: Top Ten Psx/ps One Games by LZAA(op): 2:39pm On Jan 26, 2018
nadleeh:
Sorry (TOP TEN PSX/PS ONE GAMESsmiley i dont get it, how is that MY top 10??
before i started listing games i said MY
pls read d thread again smiley
Politics › Re: All Of A Sudden, Nobody Is Talking About Herdsmen Again. by LZAA: 1:12pm On Jan 26, 2018
tesppidd:
the joke is on you, ipob man.
after Buhari's reign he will hand over to another afonja.
who the hell cares? how many times wee i tell u igbo ppl dont play vindictive and childish politics like u afonjas now assume d position for analizing by ur gambari lords grin
Politics › Re: Deji Tinubu’s Last Tweet Before His Death by LZAA: 1:06pm On Jan 26, 2018
reportnaija:
Nigerians are still in shock and still can’t wrap their heads around the sudden death of Deji Tinubu who slumped and died while playing football in Epe on January 25, 2018.



Deji was truly loved particularly for revolutionalising sports analysis on radio many years back. He died as special adviser to Governor Ambode on Commerce and Industry.



24-hours before his death, he tweeted this, ‘finished in a meeting this morning and then called my driver to come pick me up, he replies ”make I bring the car“!!!!! Half fainted I did. What do I do with him ehn??!!!’.

source
http://www.reportnaija.ng/checkout-deji-tinubus-last-tweet-24-hours-death/
Fixed
Politics › Re: All Of A Sudden, Nobody Is Talking About Herdsmen Again. by LZAA: 1:01pm On Jan 26, 2018
Corrinthians:
Did she lie? Were you not one of those spitting and crying all over the place over herdsmen? How come your mouth has suddenly become dry? grin

Now all you people do is lick Obj's crouch. grin grin
grin
assume ur position bro grin

Politics › Re: "We Will Forget Biafra On One Condition" - Emma Powerful, IPOB Spokesman by LZAA: 11:38am On Jan 26, 2018
yarimo:
Mtcheeew IPOB is a terrorist group, infact IPOBIANS are terrorist. grin

Gaming › Re: Top Ten Psx/ps One Games by LZAA(op): 11:07am On Jan 26, 2018
Thegamingorca:
I know, it's shitt
grin grin
Gaming › Re: Top Ten Psx/ps One Games by LZAA(op): 10:27am On Jan 26, 2018
Thegamingorca:
Low graphics...and shitty game play as compared to what's obtainable now
well it IS psx
Family › Re: Please Help My Brother Is Missing. by LZAA: 9:44am On Jan 26, 2018
EternalTruth:
who be this one nau?
person nau
Family › Re: Please Help My Brother Is Missing. by LZAA: 9:43am On Jan 26, 2018
lakemanMC:
:-/ guy ur brain need lubricant......don't be an heartless fellow. May Almighty Allah forgive u
any cop worth his salt will tell him ds same thing heartless ke?dats life for u
Politics › Re: All Of A Sudden, Nobody Is Talking About Herdsmen Again. by LZAA: 9:41am On Jan 26, 2018
imhotep:
what is this one saying ?
cc lzaa

Family › Re: Please Help My Brother Is Missing. by LZAA: 2:06am On Jan 26, 2018
Thinkfree:
This boy goes by the name James Ike Audu, he is idoma by tribe from Otukpa in Ogbadibo local government area of Benue state. A students of university of agriculture makurdi. He is no where to be found since December 2017, all effort to reached him proved abortive. Anyone that have any useful information about him should contact contact the following number please. 07032862217, 08032679887, 08065340044, 09037644655,08033266319,08060920335,08038184144, 08166930269. Know by name James ike audu abah also known as Mrs fresh and Kelvin little. Thanks
while its good to wish he returns and all,try and accept that he's either been
killed,run away or kidnapped
Romance › Re: Photo Of An Extremely Busty Corper At Kaduna Camp by LZAA: 2:03am On Jan 26, 2018
Kolababe:
This photo of an highly blessed lady undergoing her orientation at the Kaduna camp has gone viral!
kolababe and viral again kwanu angry

Gaming › Re: Top Ten Psx/ps One Games by LZAA(op): 1:35am On Jan 26, 2018
justscorchone:
The fact you still arguing with khalhokage shows you just made up the list from your ass,there's no way you can ignore those games he mentioned...wtf is NFL gerahere
pretty sure i said MY top 10 fam
some ppl like hero while some like gulder but they are all beer aint they?
as for what is NFL?i think u n i both know the answer
Gaming › Re: Top Ten Psx/ps One Games by LZAA(op): 1:31am On Jan 26, 2018
Thegamingorca:
Damn the games you are listing are giving me a headache, �good grief. ..
hmmm
why?
Gaming › Re: Top Ten Psx/ps One Games by LZAA(op): 1:31am On Jan 26, 2018
Thegamingorca:
Damn the games you are listing are giving me a headache, �good grief. ..
hmmm
whym
Romance › Re: Man And His Sex Doll Smoking Marijuana (Photos) by LZAA: 9:43pm On Jan 25, 2018
EmagNig:
For the past few weeks across the world, sex dolls have been trending and different issues arising on the man-made replacement for omen in the society. Now, a photo of a man and his sex doll has gone viral as they were both spotted smoking marijuana.

It seems like the sex dolls are set to take over as aside from taking charge in the bedroom they are now having romantic relationships with humans and experts believe in the near future some men will even go as far as making them their wives.

https://i0.wp.com/lailasnews.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/01/Viral-photos-of-a-man-and-his-sex-doll-smoking-marijuana-Lailasnews-4.png?resize=417%2C410&ssl=1

It is even reported that a sex doll just had an account with the popular photo sharing App, Instagram and in a matter of minutes, social media users began to flood to the page and follow the inanimate object.

The sex doll, which goes by the name Honey, has photos of itself and its owners on the Instagram account. And they are always pictured together having fun as though they are real lovers.

Honey’s photos range from photos of her alone in suggestive positions to photos of her with her boyfriend Casey cuddling and doing other stuff. They ere even pictured together smoking marijuana.

https://i0.wp.com/lailasnews.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/01/Viral-photos-of-a-man-and-his-sex-doll-smoking-marijuana-Lailasnews-1.png?resize=409%2C410&ssl=1

Honey is something of a Slayqueen with the way she changes clothes and wigs with the help of her boyfriend. Casey even applies makeup for her and takes her to the pool and the bathroom.

https://i1.wp.com/lailasnews.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/01/Viral-photos-of-a-man-and-his-sex-doll-smoking-marijuana-Lailasnews-3.png?resize=421%2C410&ssl=1

Sex dolls are quite expensive, at least when the value of the item is converted into the Nigerian currency. Some go even as high as N800,000 and there has been a debate whether average guys will be able to afford the pleasuring item.

https://i1.wp.com/lailasnews.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/01/Viral-photos-of-a-man-and-his-sex-doll-smoking-marijuana-Lailasnews-2.png?resize=423%2C410&ssl=1

Nollywood actress, Maryam Charles even mentioned that broke guys are also joining other rich Nigerian to advocate for the acceptance of sex dolls in the society.

https://lailasnews.com/viral-photos-man-sex-doll-smoking-marijuana/
lol peeps and talk
about sexdolls being too expensive when cellphones and pagers were expensive worldwide in the 80's too
go figure
Politics › Re: Federal Government Takes Obasanjo’s Warning In Good Faith by LZAA: 6:06pm On Jan 25, 2018
imhotep:
• Fayose cautions on ‘analogue, expired’ leaders
• S’East senators hail indictment of Buhari’s regime
• Atiku visits Ekiti to boost presidential bid in 2019

"Reactions continued, yesterday, to former President Obasanjo’s letter advising President Muhammadu Buhari not to seek re-election in 2019.

Obasanjo had faulted Buhari’s steering of the country and urged the incumbent, especially on health grounds, to stand down honourably, even as he advocated a coalition for national redemption.

The Minister of Information, Alhaji Lai Mohammed, said: “We have no reason to believe that former President Obasanjo has any motive beyond the well-being of the nation in issuing his special press statement. We have also taken his admonition in good faith, and we thank him most sincerely for taking time off his busy schedule to pen such a long statement.”


http://guardian.ng/news/government-takes-obasanjos-warning-in-good-faith/

cc lzaa sarrki alariwo2 anonimi ngeneukwenu amarabae omeokachie
sarrki and alariwo right now grin

Politics › Re: Yorubas Always Regret Associating With Northerners – Doyin Okupe by LZAA: 6:03pm On Jan 25, 2018
divicoded:
Your mcther? I don't understand
is late.
Politics › Re: Why Buhari Is Likely To Win In 2019 By Yakubu Jimoh by LZAA: 4:30pm On Jan 25, 2018
OGHENAOGIE:
see as Nigerian human been de reason.......it's a pity...not even hw d president has performed bt sm useless sentiments of reasons....no wonder our continent is always backward.....
ehm dont know wat u are on about pal but i was replying d lad who said ndigbo cant stay in opposition for long
gerrit?
Politics › Re: Why Buhari Is Likely To Win In 2019 By Yakubu Jimoh by LZAA: 4:28pm On Jan 25, 2018
benzion72:
Who is Aguyi Ironsi
did u read ur statement or did u just rush to type it now read urs and read mine oh and aguiyi ironsi was a head of state
Politics › Re: Why Buhari Is Likely To Win In 2019 By Yakubu Jimoh by LZAA: 3:10pm On Jan 25, 2018
benzion72:
I strongly disagree with you. Asiwaju Tinubu will be committing political suicide by following PMB in 2019, the best he can do is to play to loose, he has done it before when they filled Ribadu as the candidate of Action Congress of Nigeria, AC lost in lagos and Goodluck won lagos in 2011. I believe your Igbo prediction that they will vote PMB because they cant stand in opposition for long and they love ego/kudi/owo not like yoruba who have being in opposition since 1960. Facts Azikwe, Ekueweme I put that because some guys will come for my jugular because they are bereft of idea on Nigeria history.

For North except Benue Taraba, and Adamawa are bastard that is when they will vote for their conqueror as propounded by a Fulani professor and those people that are perpetrating genocide against them. Kano may also not go the way of APC because of Kwankwanso factor, and dont be surprised the guy is the prefer candidate of OBJ in 2015 APC primary if he is thrown up as a candidate APC should forget their 2 million votes by Almajiris, underage, cow, cattle and chicken voters.

Hope you have listen to Junaid Mohammed and former Agricultural adviser of Obasanjo and ABU VC forgotten his name he said he is against APC zeroing on PMB. Dont also forget that baba akande is insisting that there will be primary in APC, hope you also listen to Ghalli Naaba recently he said PMB is a failure. It will be very difficult for PMB to even get APC ticket


My own opinion
so the ppl who didnt near power from 66 - 79
are the ppl who cant play opposition?
smh
Politics › Re: Why Buhari Is Likely To Win In 2019 By Yakubu Jimoh by LZAA: 2:59pm On Jan 25, 2018
Opinionated:
By Yakubu Jimoh

This piece is a personal opinion of mine, and my intention is not to praise or criticise one party or another.

Recently, South East leaders visited President Muhammadu Buhari, endorsing him for a second term and promised to deliver the 5 states in their zone to him. APC is currently ruling one of the 5 states in the East. It is clearly known to many people that Anambra and Ebonyi Governor despite being in opposition parties have openly endorsed the President for a 2nd Term. APC will clearly and easily win Anambra, Imo and Ebonyi State by 2019. APC has already shown its strength in the gubernatorial election done there last year, claiming 2nd position in the election. APC is clearly promising them the presidential slot by 2023. Remember, if PDP or any other political party emerges today, the party will surely go for 8 Years. It is clearly known that any party that might want to stand against APC come 2019 will field a candidate from the North. Igbo will not a mistake by not supporting Buhari so as to give them the presidency they have longing for since 1999.

Another clear reason is that Asiwaju Bola Tinubu and Chief Bisi Akande still support and clearly show they are still in the APC. Some people are claiming Chief Bola Tinubu might go to bring up Alliance for Democracy (AD). Baba Tinubu can’t be so foolish to weaken the party he has been supporting and bringing up since 1999, Jagaban will surely deliver 80% of South West since the Vice President is still coming from their side.

The vote from the Northern bloc will surely give Buhari an upper hand in the upcoming election, The Northerners have one culture and thing they do, which other tribes don’t take serious in Nigeria; when election is a week ahead most of Hausa-Fulanis will go back to the states where they have the voters cards to vote. Tell me, how many Igbo or Yoruba can leave his abode to go his homeland to vote because of election, many don’t. The Northerners will leave their business and farms to decide who will lead this nation for another 4 years, they have been doing it since 1999 and they will still be doing it.

APC should have up to 30% in the Niger Delta region due to Governor Obaseki and other prominent people from the region.

President Buhari has really tried in the agricultural sector and improved it and is working to diversify the nation’s economy and wean it off its reliance on petroleum. He has clearly shown he is a democrat and has integrity in terms of elections. Since he has been sworn in, various elections have been conducted where he didn’t do like other presidents who will impose their party in the election by rigging. I believe it will be difficult for any party to dethrone this present ruling party, the APC.

Don’t be deceived by those social media politicians whereby 80% of those voting on social media don’t have voters card, or won’t go out on election day. Meanwhile, those in the North will go out to defend their votes. Our market women, farmers, are not on social media, according to a recent survey. Majority of the voters are not on social media, so don’t be deceived by that.

source:
http://www.opinions.ng/buhari-likely-win-2019/
Yakubu Jimoh
smh
says it all really
u ppl shld stop counting those clowns who endorsed buhari in SE
those ones wan protect their investment hence their porting to APC
why do u think chime ran to APC wen his boi na gov for enugu?
if u ppl are using anambra election as yardstick then the shock of 2019 wee be bigger than the biafra sit at home
oh btw guess okupe was right after all about this master servant nonsense SW do
Yakubu Jimoh

Romance › Re: 6 Reasons Why She Is Not Replying Your Messages by LZAA: 2:29pm On Jan 25, 2018
freshkpomo:
am a witness to this,she rarely reply during the day when she is at work,but always call when she get home,and we will chat fluently late at night which i don't really enjoy,so i will just sleep off and the cycle continue!!
well the only time a woman won't reply you and tell u she's busy is if she's angry with u ie una quarrel or she wants out of the affair.
woman busy to chat or talk?lmao
Romance › Re: 6 Reasons Why She Is Not Replying Your Messages by LZAA: 1:42pm On Jan 25, 2018
freshkpomo:
5. SHE'S BUSY This is the most common case.A girl might not reply your messeges or might do that a little bit than you expected due to that fact that she was busy when your message came through,maybe replying other messages,or maybe he have something doing at work,school or home so don't be in a rush to send multiple messages to her,cos she might really want to reply you but dont really have that time to so just get busy with other things yourself so you won't get impatient witn her.
Bro no woman is ever too busy to reply a man the other points are valid
Politics › Re: Nigerians Will Not Forget This by LZAA: 11:48am On Jan 25, 2018
imhotep:
When petrol was N87.00 grin grin
cc lzaa sarrki
grin

Politics › Re: Nigerians Will Not Forget This by LZAA: 11:26am On Jan 25, 2018
imhotep:
Cc deomelllo divicoded lzaa grin

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