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okoolori:
Lolzzz Bros u be correct sabi boy for lecturer level....
U r a correct Mongolorlor

Thats why we go to school "To learn" So if you lose guard na 3rd class for u oh Or no class
Hehehe

mioadufe:
lol... regular customer

Lol No naaa

But why would you pay 1M to pass a course?
What happened to the 4k-20k normal tariff? Lol

Somebody show me the robot!!!! I no see am

wheredemdey:
Nobody should come and beef this young man.... He is clearly exhibiting what 98% of young men his age do... Most of the people complaining are just unfortunate and will do worse if they were in his shoes.

Hypocrites.. Same people applauding timings son's wedding abroad will come here and be insulting this young man...


Thunder will still fire poverty last last

Lol
Tell them oh,
Anyway you dont really have to blame them

I swear i feel like crying !!!!

And they wil say,

" they are many humanitarian ORGs worldwide"

What a pity !!


These pictures (3, 6, 7, 14, 15 )

Somebody mob that Animal for me pls!!!

He does not know the pain and fear it is to have a car stolen

Thats a parking-lot dude!!!!

Unlike those MAMa award "PSY"
That went public

Two nuns are ordered to paint a room in the convent, and the last instruction of the Mother Superior is that they must not get even a drop of paint on their habits.


After conferring about this for a while, the two nuns decide to lock the door of the room, strip off their habits, and paint in the nude.


In the middle of the project, there comes a knock at the door. "Who is it?", calls out one of the nuns. "Blind man," replies a male voice from the other side of the door.


The two nuns look at each other, shrug, and deciding that no harm can come from letting a blind man into the room, they open the door. "Nice tits, sister," says the man, "Where do you want these blinds?

A terribly overweight blonde woman goes to her doctor about her weight, so her doctor puts her on a diet. "I want you to eat vegetables and grains for 2 days, then skip a day, and repeat this procedure for 2 weeks. The next time I see you, you will have lost at least 5 pounds." When the blonde returned, she shocked the doctor by losing nearly 20 pounds. "Why, that's amazing!" the doctor said, "Did you follow my instructions?" The blonde nodded. "I'll tell you though, I thought I was going to drop dead that third day." "From hunger, you mean?" "No, from skipping.

One day, Heaven suddenly became extremely full, and something had to be done. So The Lord decided to have St. Peter wait at the gate and ask everyone how they died. If it was a grisly story they told, they could go ahead into Heaven. But if not, they had to go to Hell. The first man walks up and St. Peter tells him what's happening. "You see, Heaven is quite full today, and we have to ask everyone how they died. If it sounds good, you can go ahead. But if not, you go to Hell." "Ok," the man says. "Well, for awhile I'd been suspecting my wife of cheating on me. So today I thought I'd leave work early and catch her. Sure enough, I got to my apartment and she was lying naked on the bed. I ran all over the apartment searching for the man but couldn't find him. Then I remembered that we lived on the 25th floor of an apartment building, and we have a balcony. And there was the man, hanging off my balcony. I beat at his hands and he just wouldn't let go, so I ran and got a hammer and beat his hands until he fell into the bushes below. I saw he was still alive so I got the refrigerator and pushed over the edge on top of him. But the strain of the effort gave me a heart attack and I died. "Wow!" St. Peter said. "That really is bad! You can go ahead..." The next man walked up and St. Peter gave his spiel about Heaven being full and the man would have to tell his story. "Ok," the second man said. "So I live on the 26th floor of an apartment building, and everyday I do exercises on my balcony. Well, today I fell over the edge, but luckily I caught the railing of the balcony below me." "Suddenly, this man came running out and started beating at my hands. He ran back inside and I thought I was safe, but then he came back out with a hammer and beat my hands again. I finally fell off, but luckily I landed in the bushes below and they saved my life. But that wasn't enough for the man because he pushed his refrigerator over the edge and it landed on me and killed me. And now I'm here." "Wow, that's a good one too! You can go ahead..." The third man walked up and St. Peter again gave his spiel about Heaven being full and the man would have to tell his story of how he died. "Ok," the third man said. "I don't know what happened. I was hiding naked inside this refrigerator..

You simple know your daughter is a


"LovePeddler"


And treat her like a

"living LovePeddler"

See how iphone haters are commenting Rubish

Mafia4life:
Smartphones were to help user continue their work without the use of computer system. But iPhone cannot stand without a computer system. Any user having an iPhone without laptop is simply a dumb a$$

You said it all mafia!!!

Most of the names Are similar to our local names

mhisbliss:
proud of nairaland romance section

Lol

BiafraBushBoy:
#Fact

I have never seen any foreign country pray before a football match, Yet we that even fast and pray inside the field will end up being trashed!!

Maybe God answers prayers, But the sins of Nigeria has blocked God's ear

Let's turn to JUJU

Hahahahah this guy
Funny but
Kind of true shall

Nice one

Thank you soo much Femi4 The unlock you gave me worked Thanks

Lol thanks for embarrassing her even to another level

femi4:
10508498

Thank you for your help I will try this when later Thanks

Hahahahaha

Can you please help me unlock my

HUAWEL E3531s-2
Imel: 860556025281569

otemanuduno:
I'll go here: http://www.near-death.com/reincarnation/experiences/mellen-thomas-benedict.html
The VALLEY OF THE SHADOW OF DEATH, from where I would be reincarnated to either the Chumorld or the Clumoid or back to earth.

I guess when u come back
You forget you lived here on earth before right!?

And if not, there is no great number of people who are saying they were reincarnated
As to the (billion+) number of people that have passed on since the beginning of time

So what do u say about that??
Are they lost, or went to their creator
Which is the one true God ' that commander us to obey na believe in Him
Instead of the whisperer

otemanuduno:
Yahweh is Satan and I have actually spent 29 and half years of my life serving him. But Eartum, a brother to Yahweh came to me and revealed the truth about the universe to me.

God= God



Yahweh=Satan
Eartum=Atum
Vishinus= Vishnu
Enlil
Enki
Gaol
Olorun
Oghene
Eshu
Mercury
Jupiter

ALl these names I mentioned are the Sons of GOD who presented themselves as ALMIGHTY GOD but are not. Now Eartum, one of the brothers of JEHOVAH(YAHWEH/SATAN) is the one who ministers the truth to me and yahweh his brother cannot stop ME.

So now lets say
At the end of the day (end time)
Were will u go to

otemanuduno:
Not just that I believe, but I KNOW.
All my life has been directed towards knowing whom God really is, even while I was serving Yahweh(Satan). And I was not disappointed, because the knowledge of the true making of the UNIVERSE began to unfold before me and I say SURELY, GOD IS LOVE, WITH NO HATRED AT ALL WITH HIM.

Check the Doctufos given to me by Eartum a son of GOD.

U mean u serve satan as at now!?
Or God!

Cus u saying two things here

spiich007:
Very clean iPhone 6 plus 64gb with icloud find my iPhone on for sale

No location, price, pictures
Nice !!!!!!
Happy sales

otemanuduno:
Satan is the one using the name God to control the world. And his books are the so-called Holy Books. Even in the Bible, his through identity as Satan was revealed, but people feared to challenge him.

God Almighty who made the content of the universe made it through the BIG BANG billions of years ago. He didn't demand worship from anyone. He is the one who made yahweh(satan) and many other children of his, who are fighting for power through RELIGION till today.


God is not in religion, but in THE USE OF THE BRAINS AND MAKING OF INVENTIONS.
YOU WILL BEAR WITH ME THAT SCIENTISTS ARE MORE RIGHTEOUS THAN PASTORS. THEY ARE THE TRUE RIGHTEOUS PEOPLE(BRAIN USERS), NOT THE PASTORS WHO ONLY GATHER CROWDS AND COLLECTS THEIR MONIES.

Do u believe there is a God or not??

4kings:
He is implying that Yahweh is satan

But satan/ yahweh Did not create the HF
It is inly the followers of the so called yahweh that God created the HF for Thats my point

What d h*ll are you talking about
Satan creating hell fire!!?

Satan create hell fire!
So u can also say THIEVES CREATED/build police stations abi?
Lol
Go read the holy books again pls!!!!!!!!!!!

God created hell fire ook,

Just like how law enforcement created prisons for wrong doer

Ogbeche77:
Lmoa... With a comment like this, it's obvious you have never step foot in an airport.. Mac computer isn't only cheap in America, you can even get it free if you have a greencard.. Lol
Keep living in delusion & believing in Nigeria..

Thank you so much for ur nice comment to that weirdo

Unexposed nig*ga
That what he is

Lies