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BusinessRe: First Bank Uses The Popular Street Slang "Shomoagemini" In Lastst Advert by m3xy(m): 12:27pm On Jun 08, 2018
It's not reducing themselves to a regional bank!
The Yoruba phrase has become a social media sensation.

its safe to say its apt for them as one of the pioneer banks to use it

NwaAmaikpe:
shocked


This is pitiful and utmostly ridiculous.
How will a great bank like First Bank want to reduce themselves to a regional bank?

I hope this ill-thought decision to use dialetic slangs popular amongst touts in their ads doesn't bring down the already emaciating Elephant.
BusinessRe: First Bank Uses The Popular Street Slang "Shomoagemini" In Lastst Advert by m3xy(m): 12:21pm On Jun 08, 2018
skarlett:
Hope they got the necessary authorization sha undecided
The question to ask is Did the original person that came up with it copyright it?
Certification And Training AdvertsRe: Advanced Excel With Powerpoint Training In Abuja by m3xy(m): 8:31pm On Mar 01, 2017
please hw much is the Advance excel training for 13th march to 18th march 2017.
BusinessRe: Netflix Enters Nigeria, See The Winners And Losers by m3xy(m): 12:52pm On Jan 08, 2016
Yes we have the bandwidth to stream Netflix. Infact, infact I just watched a few mins of beasts of no nation and it didn't even buffer. I think the Netflix app for the iPhone is really optimized for streaming, yet still maintaining the quality.


moonraker:
Ahem

Does Nigeria have the bandwidth to stream Netflix without buffering??

Sorry, this is a legitimate question.
EventsSir Emeka Offor Receives Highest Recognition At The Rotary Convention In Lisbon by m3xy(op): 2:12pm On Jun 25, 2013
[color=#000099][/color]The Rotary International believes that all it takes to change the world, is dedication to service above self and that is the mind set of its over 1.2 million members that make up the 34,000 rotary clubs in virtually every country worldwide; selfless service, is the underlining trait of the rotary international.

Sir Emeka Offor a notable Nigerian business man and a renowned member of the Rotary International club, has contributed over $1,000,000 to the Rotary International, in support of their global humanitarian endeavors. His donations make him the largest contributor from Africa in Rotary’s 108 year history.

It is in line with this highly philanthropic gestures, regard for all humans and the constant yearning to alleviate the suffering of people worldwide, that he is being honored with the highest Rotary Award at the 2013 Rotary International Convention, come June 25th 2013 in Lisbon, Portugal, themed “Lisbon – A harbor for Peace”. Rotary’s highest honor for an individual Rotarian is the ‘Service Above Self Award’ and this is what is being awarded to our illustrious business mogul, a true son of the Nigerian soil.

From L - R; Sen. Ken Nnamani, Sir Emeka Offor (AKS Member R.I), Amb. Howard Jetar,
From L – R; Sen. Ken Nnamani, Sir Emeka Offor (AKS Member R.I), Amb. Howard Jetar,

He reiterates to anyone who cares to listen, and i quote, “God has been so good to me and as a result of that, I love to give back as often and as a much as I can”. In February 2013, Sir Offor contributed $250,000 in support of Rotary initiatives to enhance child and maternal health, and another $250,000 for education and literacy projects. In 2012, he contributed a total of $500,000 to the Rotary Peace Centers, pledging his support for Rotary’s polio eradication initiative. Sir Offor also supports the Rotary’s Annual Fund, and gives significant sums to even local Rotary projects in Nigeria.

During Rotary International’s centennial celebration in Chicago USA, the rotary Foundation trustees sought a meaningful way to recognize the Foundation’s highest-level donors. The ARCH C. KLUMPH SOCIETY members are amongst the Rotary Foundations top innovators; they are key supporters of the Foundation, and their involvement is vital to its work and overall progress. To attain that position in the rotary society, a donor’s cumulative contributions must amount to $250, 000 or surpass it. Sir Emeka Offor is a member of the society and is going to be awarded during the Arch C. Klumph Society (AKS) dinner as the highest donor to the foundation from Africa.

http://toweringheight./2013/06/25/rotary-international-sir-emeka-offor-receives-the-highest-rotary-award-at-the-r-i-104th-convention-in-lisbon-portugal/

LiteratureRe: What Inspires You To Write? by m3xy(m): 3:14pm On Apr 18, 2012
The drive redefine literary prowess! Not just the crap any and everyone tends to push to our sore eyes. I love word play and uncertainties yu wield with writing! Painting and portraying pics the way yu want!
Poems For ReviewIts In You# by m3xy(op): 11:34am On Mar 01, 2011
Inherent in inference here, would be inbuilt, not indifference or negligence to what's there ab initio*

Its nt ancient 2 me,
So therefore I refuse to be resilient*
for the lame, & only cos I'm being tame I lay u any claims, but nonetheless;

I've known for a while,
For certainty without a doubt, that the powers we often seek elsewhere,
Usually lie embedded somewhere in there

Playing solitaire,
While I chase tall dreams like dinosaurs*
With words I'm mean,
Never been one for dastardly feats!!
With each game I win, Its like I cheat defeat

Its good to boost your ego in d lil things,
In prep for bigger tins to follow,

Its in yu to get to heights u get to,
All u need is a sorta light & a bunch of #To Do's

In life u win some and yu loose some,
Don't snooze the point, have fun while it lasts

Never let fear of disappointment way u down; its the submission to failure or heartache, that's  gets u started on that road without remission

your mind is perturbed, yu loose focus
that's the step before descent,

There's always that uncertainty,
neva knowing for what to prepare,
But yu can always think ahead & add overtly to prepare(d)*

Its in you,
Don't go looking elsewhere or @Luke in lieu of yourself*
Its embedded right within,
& yu shouldn't demean the inner u*
Poems For ReviewMockery (to Nairalanders - Lyrical Wannabees) by m3xy(op): 9:57am On Mar 01, 2011
I see all these folks making a comic of the art, its a cosmic imbalance,
I should use em darts

Spare the rod & spoiL the child,
Lest witch & craft become one*

They think writing is innate,
As writhing is to pain

There's no gain, If the process is in vain,
& the lame never get to attain fame*

I've mastered the art & it took time,
It ain't all bout being smart or spending every dime

So a smile is annoying,
& grime adheres to the surface

What's being said?
Before I start shooting ppL dead with my Lyrical bullets, Let me say this once more;

Hide in your hole,
Till you become whole
A lil soul searching hurts no one

Its a skill once learnt,
Works in diverse ways*

Like a maze, causing a haze & leaving ppl dazed,
setting things in motion,
the notion for the smartest alone*

So I sign out with 2 fingers out,
Your bail out except this mockery lingers
LiteratureThe Bunk Feel by m3xy(op): 2:55pm On Feb 19, 2011
Lite & Light,
Basically the same thing, jst dat one's informal & the other aint*
Its in the same vein or lane we look at the bunk feeL of Mary & taking her otherwise*

Unique interior decor,
Furnishing detailed in natural wood, unrefined but very effective**

Serenity's making a statement in the midst of so many words, a tone*
If D tables were turned, I dare kal it a moan

Arguments &discussions are the norm here,
Whilst the dealer is tRaiL bLazing**

If you'd ask me its some sorta advert,
showcasing his competence in running his rejecteD parlour in the midst of wiLd grass, nothing adverse*

Adrenaline pumpin & self confidence on boost; No man is the lesser man,
your voice has gOt to be hrd & uR point made*

Shallow thots, silent wallows;
I aint gonna follow, I'd rather lie fallow*
Empty vessels make the Loudest noise,
Lil wonder its like a market place in here*

y'all shuld leave me to my laconic self,
the relationship here is purely platonic so I'd luv it if yu spare me all the gory details of life spent & that in perspective*

I'm gonna feel yu anywhr Mary,
forget bout Larry & the Lot
Whether its the bunk or the trunk,
I'd be sure to crunk*
LiteratureRe: Who Is Your Best Newspaper Columnist In Nigeria Ever? by m3xy(m): 12:39am On Jun 21, 2010
Victor Ehikhamenor, 234Next Newspaper
Poems For ReviewRe: Love Letter Gone Rogue by m3xy(op): 12:22pm On May 31, 2010
yu should prolly continue, i run a gossip blog anonymously look it up www.otattler..com, might interest yu
Poems For ReviewRe: Love Letter Gone Rogue by m3xy(op): 4:18pm On May 30, 2010
yeah, first luv poem or letter i'm writing, i do other forms ov creative writing

Wat bout yu,
Yu write too?
Poems For ReviewRe: Love Letter Gone Rogue by m3xy(op): 11:24am On May 30, 2010
Luks lyk we're about the same point naw, i blog on the side
Poems For ReviewRe: Love Letter Gone Rogue by m3xy(op): 11:21am On May 30, 2010
This is actually the first one i'm writing, eva, dis 'one' left me perplexed
Poems For ReviewLove Letter Gone Rogue by m3xy(op): 10:17am On May 30, 2010
A fone kal initiates a date for later tonyt,
dat has got to mean sumtn ryt?

yu'd stil get to rid dis sumday,
wasn't aimed @ kipn yu at bay

jst need yu knwin dat at sum point, yu had me writing one ov em notes

luv letters r no longer in vogue,
consider this one gone rogue

yu make me smile!
That's be come the norm

a two way street i guess it is,
dese things shuld be easier dan this?

lot ov factors in play,
contenders & limitations i'd slay

from my point ov view,
its just me & my play i see

soon enuf, tho hop not too late,

yu'd come to realise that i did indeed mean every last one ov those things i said

The party was one dat never was,
But d night ov the day yet to come, handed out more dan i'd anticipated

all dis can't be me,
it shuld be us both

Fill free to point out whr i went rung,
no one shuld blame me 4being dis sprung

Two individuals acting differently,
But in unison, astounding

Cant make dis all up,
Some part has got to be real

the midnyt rickety automobile,
to convey her for sure is one

boredom's all around,
But thots ov her still abound

d imminent winds ov tym yet to blOW,
Pls dnt wash away these filns i hold down belOW

if its meant to be,
It'll finally get around to me

to gamble on dat,
Just lyk wiv em darts, i doubt i'm willn

but i knw my answer ryt away,
Even if yu've got to stow'away
Poems For Review: Stil Soughts Me Out by m3xy(op): 10:15am On May 30, 2010
all alone & seemingly deserted,
happiness stil soughts me out!

I shuld be pertubed bout the happenings i'm engulfed in

By the hate, by the scorn
but sumhw i'm stil standing tall

I hav my memories,
to say the least

As vivid as i can recollect 'em,
the radiant warmth ov affection's still able to fil that void as it did then.

I'm me, i knw me, i believe in me
I hear that's all that matters!

I'm headed somewhr,
I knw whr it is!

I hear it makes the journey easier to navigate.

loose my focus every naw & then,
figure it only makes me human

I get up, Dust my backside
Take down notes & move straight on ahead

Dats wat zeal & unflinching determination is all about

Mistakes & failures aren't an abrupt breach,
They are there to teach
Literature: Stil Soughts Me Out by m3xy(op): 10:06am On May 30, 2010
all alone & seemingly deserted,
happiness stil soughts me out!

I shuld be pertubed bout the happenings i'm engulfed in

By the hate, by the scorn
but sumhw i'm stil standing tall

I hav my memories,
to say the least

As vivid as i can recollect 'em,
the radiant warmth ov affection's still able to fil that void as it did then.

I'm me, i knw me, i believe in me
I hear that's all that matters!

I'm headed somewhr,
I knw whr it is!

I hear it makes the journey easier to navigate.

loose my focus every naw & then,
figure it only makes me human

I get up, Dust my ass
Take down notes & move straight on ahead

Dats wat zeal & unflinching determination is all about

Mistakes & failures aren't an abrupt breach,
They are there to teach
LiteratureLove Letter Gone Rogue by m3xy(op): 7:51am On May 30, 2010
A fone kal initiates a date for later tonyt,
dat has got to mean sumtn ryt?

yu'd stil get to rid dis sumday,
wasn't aimed @ kipn yu at bay

jst need yu knwin dat at sum point, yu had me writing one ov em notes

luv letters r no longer in vogue,
consider this one gone rogue

yu make me smile!
That's be cum the norm

a two way street i guess it is,
dese things shuld be easier dan this?

lot ov factors in play,
contenders & limitations i'd slay

from my point ov view,
its just me & my play i see

soon enuf, tho hop not too late,

yu'd come to realise that i did indeed mean every last one ov those things i said

The party was one dat never was,
But d night ov the day yet to come, handed out more dan i'd anticipated

all dis can't be me,
it shuld be us both

Fill free to point out whr i went rung,
no one shuld blame me 4being dis sprung

Two individuals acting differently,
But in unison, astounding

Cant make dis all up,
Some part has got to be real

the midnyt rickety automobile,
to convey her for sure is one

boredom's all around,
But thots ov her still abound

d imminent winds ov tym yet to blOW,
Pls dnt wash away these filns i hold down belOW

if its meant to be,
It'll finally get around to me

to gamble on dat,
Just lyk wiv em darts, i doubt i'm willn

but i knw my answer ryt away,
Even if yu've got to stow'away
LiteratureHow Do I Become A Columnist On 234next.com? by m3xy(op): 7:38pm On May 14, 2010
please i'd like any positive attempt at leading me in the right paths
PhonesRe: Zain Blackberry Services by m3xy(m): 11:04am On May 04, 2010
meka.ekpo@yahoo.com, i want the mtn settings for bb
ComputersRe: Microsoft Office 2010 Is Now Rtm by m3xy(m): 7:34am On Apr 30, 2010
i'm using it already but somehow my registration failed, pls lemme knw wen yu get the crack
LiteratureRe: Want To Be Interviewed For My Blog? by m3xy(m): 1:03pm On Apr 28, 2010
i have a blog www.otattler..com

its basically creative writing, but gossip just gives that platform to be heard.

Look it up, tell me what you think
LiteratureRe: Bloggers: by m3xy(m): 2:33pm On Apr 22, 2010
imma look up your blog naw!

you seen my gossip blog?
LiteratureRe: Bloggers: by m3xy(m): 12:02am On Apr 22, 2010
i'm into gossip , look up www.otattler..com
LiteratureRe: *a Slow One* -- Critics Are Very Welcome, I'm Striving For Excellence @ What I D by m3xy(op): 8:57pm On Apr 21, 2010
thanks
Literature*a Slow One* -- Critics Are Very Welcome, I'm Striving For Excellence @ What I D by m3xy(op): 11:53am On Apr 21, 2010
i'm here fuming,

i can see smoke (literally),
but i doubt they're frm my ears!

twit's @ it again!,
she doesn't quite get it!

i _stnd if a beef's cookn,
wen i'm rung tho',

but she's miles away,
& on the fone!

& stil thinks the pic she painted
(the one in her head),
is ryt!

based on her interpretatns
ov whr i am;
& prolly wat i'm capable ov!

but i wish she were ryt,
then dis wuld be easier to bear!

i'd try not to let this dampen my spirits,

i'm wiv the guys,
same ol', same ol' !

we're stil al bout that book,
'the rudiments ov the loose cigar'

it brings up discussions,
sumtyms arguments

it has a way of doin' such!
But its fun nonetheless,

despite all that's hapnin arnd me,
i'm fully aware ov my stomach; churnin away!

wat's for brkfst,
(my head's teln me)

chuka just came arnd!
His first spoken words,

not a complete sentence,
just a phrase,

, 'i'm hungry' !!!

ok!,
that makes two ov us

i'm stil countin,
on seemingly hopless days lyk dis,
the more the merrier!

tc's down,
& prolly has sum ingredients too!

i rili dnt nid leeches,
so won't count 'em!

wat do i hav asides
a gas burner, sum rice,
cookin' utensils
& 'the tech. knw how'??!

two green notes & a red one!,
i doubt i'm ready to relinquish

i stil hav lil nids asides hunger to meet!

ok,
God rili does kip to his promises!

'nwa aba' just came in naw,
& added a blue note to pack!

nw i can prioritize!
tinned tomatoes can come in.

imagine i'm thinkin' mor lyk sardines,
& they r thinkn fuel!

Pro Evolution Soccer 9!

i dnt do soccer,
so its their fantasy they'd be livin'

nah!
i aint weird (i knw watchu myt be thinkn)
a guy who doesn't play video games!

i'm more ov adventure & racin'

Need for Speed - Underground!
totali addictive!

i haven't read my 'janelle brown'
in a whyl

i miss it,
but i want the feelin to last longer!

bak to my cookin'

i hav dishes to do first,
but havnt' summoned the courage yet

they all think i'm staln for sumtn else
lil do they knw!

oh!
my aux cable stil works!
Chuka's i-touch is playn

a song's blastn thru my stereo speakers,

i knw the song, but too tired to think up its name!

my baby's comin' today!
yeah imma daddy (dint i tel yu?, Lol)

i knw i cant wait to see her,
but she's not the only one i cant wait to see!

my atm card!
in a bid to frugal, i made her go home wiv it!

thats y i had me countin
two green notes & a red one!
whilst i'm used to starin' @ Dr. Clement Isong's face! & the lyks ov 'em!

yeah i knw,
change is constant!

naw i knw all i hav to do is wait this one out!
13/12/09.
Art, Graphics & VideoRe: Design Logo For Loco Entertainment For 10k Naira by m3xy(m): 11:24am On Apr 21, 2010
how's this?

LiteratureDreams That Grow Bigger That Envisaged by m3xy(op): 5:16pm On Apr 15, 2010
My story goes thus!

Iheanyi, was used to getting everything he ever wanted

He had mastered the powers of positive thinking as taught by norman vincent pearle early in life

So he had a way of drawing things he wanted to himself

That's not exactly the case,
Just trying to give you a little insight into the workings & entire make-up his mind
& sub conscious


Anyways,
He had this dream about being the talk of town, but not being heard!

It first started out as mere item on a list of random things about him on facebook

But later i guess he took it serious,
& knowing how to actualize dreams

---he began to picture of a new revolution,
Something that'd hit the entire populace around him

The trick he says,
Is about painting the picture as vividly as possible in his sub conscious

With the belief brought about by the intense clarity of these dreams, goals, visions (see it however you like)

He's able to conquer every doubt that might still be lurking around


A gossip blog!
With about a million views

Focus: a certain state in nigeria

*i'd be sure to continue
LiteratureRe: My Book Of Rants! by m3xy(m): 2:15pm On Apr 15, 2010
If things worked according to hw i plan'd, these words should be in red (depictn anger)

Recently got split up with my gf,
Necessary twas but i wasn't quite ready yet

Usually, i shuld hav had a suitable replacement somewhr arnd the end

But being with someone for too long gets yu rusty around the edges

I'm lagging behind, knw it'll eventually come to me butits taking way too long

Besides i doubt i'm finally able to cope with rigorous accessment programs they put yu on wen they're considering it

My sim that's been browsing free for the past 5monthsjust stopped abruptly yday

I'm guessingmtn eventually caught up with me

My laptop charger got burnt by my possessed generator, so i'm posting this mobile

It finally burnt the fan too & evry lighting bulb in my room

All dis might seemingly appear inconsequential to y'all,
But for someone like me who never has any bad luck, this is way too much
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: Intellectually Outstanding Friends Needed by m3xy(m): 5:12pm On Apr 11, 2010
i know i qualify, look up my blog www.archiewryts..com
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: Intellectually Outstanding Friends Needed by m3xy(m): 5:11pm On Apr 11, 2010
i know i qualify, look up my blog www.archiewryts..com

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