₦airaland Forum

wristwatch:
choi.. He-goat plenty for NL oo. Lmao

Including you

fattybombom:
what is abuna?

Abuna is that third extension thing between your leg..it does not eat or drink. Only satisfied by one thing as well...

kevinberry:
lol I can't say#Team Virgin

Team virgine with 3 sweet young punnies begging to be fixed abii

jemype:
Hahahaa. D only thing i have come to discover about women is dat every lady dat has said out of annoyance dat "all men are the same ended up in the same bed"-

Dont mind them they wont just live and lets live

Op does your abuna have honey all over it?

Is like one guy promised you iPhone 6, then later fall your hand abi?

But issoryt?

So you want a balance in between?

That can be arranged dear..just spread them wide apart

If She Doesn't Msg Or Call You After A Date In Nigeria!

Just delete her number and break the sim

MhizVee:
Henryvirus,maamin,deefuray

Yes MhizVee..can I helep yhu

These are my type of dudes.. ..this is 21st century. No time to be a liability or maga for anyone plus bad belle is allowed

profojah:
Hahahahahha.....you too dey vex....
Anyways, A babe drank garri when she came to my house sometimes last year on a first date.....I was so surprise that day eehnnn....but after that day, she no dey pick my callz again...

Lol,no mind me I dey hate to see nonsense ni. ...you no see wetin I dey talk, them go fit pretend follow you chop the food but that is the last time you will ever get their attention. they will never want to go on a date with you again.

Voodoo85 have been looking for Abuja guys since last year but you detested Abuja guys on the other thread we were e-fighting..


And why did you unfollow me?

ladies be looking for evidence that a guy is cheating on them by looking up his fone and stucking his social media profiles...is not like if they find out he is cheating they gonna leave..so why go through the rigorous stress and pain of playing miss detective?

Emytexboy:
must u talk

No! am typing

emusmith:
Maamin... hope your whitee didn't follow you here?

No! but I can invite her here if you want...besides she used my pics as her profile pics..

Niqqaz be opening silly threads since GEJ became the president..#sighs

Emusmith..Voodoo85 and I have successfully taking your thread to front page.

You need to buy us a drink ASAP!

voodoo85:
)))

Baby you are so crazy over me you're even using my pics as your profile awww!

Medunah:
AMEN! tnx, i actually want twins, two good boys (identical)

I love twins too

voodoo85:
u didnt answer my question

Are you begging for answers?

voodoo85:
could u tell me how am waisting it here? no logics again

Ummm...your "waisting" is not correct..is "waste"

Monkey been teaching fake a$$ albino english since time began.

voodoo85:
no i want u because u r so shy and virgin

Awww now you wanna fvck a virgin monkey...bestiality alert!!!

voodoo85:
my libido is awesome.

Awesome what? For godsake.. babe you will be doing well on red light district than wasting your time libido here.

voodoo85:
u would dream about me all your life if i let u its good u not doing albino prostitute that why am saying u shouldn't be shy and join us. will be orgy

Damn! This albino is wetting her panties over my profile since time immemorial...

Get yourself di.ldos if you need more hands d.icks

voodoo85:
I remember everything i said. Why u r so interested who am having sex with? Wanna participate? Ohhhh u shy cuntt

Oh thanks! but no thanks..why are you obsessed about fvcking me?..i dont do albino prostitute claiming to be white.

Get over your libido already

voodoo85:
educated talking u see . pffff your level of education is equal my primary school.

With the bolded..Do we still need any proof about the person behind the keyboard?

voodoo85:
Who said i believed? Do u know me that u say i believe? How u know am clueless? What i dont know about? U talking so shitt. Anyway no surprise u from abuja. Talking to most of u from there is like hitting head to the wall. What i can hear is only verbal diarrhea. No facts no prove. Only assumptions from your little world around u. Pretending like u know me and what my nickname means to me and what education i have and that i have bf, that i have low self esteem etc. Such a fvking ignorance of yours gud that i know my truth and i have no obligation to explain myself to some kind of monkey which still lives in trees.

Well am very surprise how you know where am from..your albino a$$ must have been stucking my profile on NL..so you intelligent a$$ is replying a monkey...can you sound more st.upid than this

You dont know your so called truth yet...madam is obvious you're stoned and dysfunctional. Take a nap or something

voodoo85:
Who said i believed? Do u know me that u say i believe? How u know am clueless? What i dont know about? U talking so shitt. Anyway no surprise u from abuja. Talking to most of u from there is like hitting head to the wall. What i can hear is only verbal diarrhea. No facts no prove. Only assumptions from your little world around u. Pretending like u know me and what my nickname means to me and what education i have and that i have bf, that i have low self esteem etc. Such a fvking ignorance of yours gud that i know my truth and i have no obligation to explain myself to some kind of monkey which still lives in trees.

Well am very surprise how you know where am from..your albino a$$ must have been stucking my profile on NL..so your intelligent a$$ is replying a monkey...can you sound more st.upid than this?

You dont know your so called truth yet...madam is obvious you stoned and dysfunctional. Take a nap or something

voodoo85:
jealous about what? about some idiott in nigeria? and who said i have a bf? its jst your assumptions u don't know anything about me. babe? r u from village?? villager decided to teach me english

Oh yes a villager indeed..i think you are an uneducated tout and need to be brought to book. So if you dont have a boyfriend who help you service your slothy self..or have you forgotten so quickly that u said that?

Ofcourse am not interested in knowing anything about you, you are the one indirectly telling me your sad biography. I want to separate the animalistic behaviour from your humanity.

voodoo85:
only foool can believe in such thing

Yet you believed in supernatural forces of magic running about nairaland calling your miss informed self voodoo85..you're extremely clueless and hopeless. Stop dis-gracing the continent and country you came from.

HizMissy:
Sorry, is the word mumu found in the dictionary?

Dont mind her she's an uneducated albino forming oyinbo for nairaland