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Keep me on my toe abii..then I will tiptoe to away!

Is your experiences as bad as Jesus being crucified?

I guess not..coz even with that, Christ still loved..so you have no excuse of not loving yet.

WTF..Nairaland for godsake

dorlapoh20:
good for her


now i can have one of my crushs

hala madrid

Oya!.. go and hopelessly join the looooooooong queue

Ok..lets get this straight. So you are not convinced if she is going to be your forever after and you went ahead to put your dogoyaro in her punny without contraceptive abii? ..now you want to abort the poor and innocent foetus. Looks like devil is soaking your koboko inside kerosene

RIP

That is how you will go and date a Beyoncé on Nairaland and a Weird Mc in the real world..gotta be careful

girls with biggy biggy eyes can be cool..but will become a big turn off if dem start developing ojukokoro for money

sooo...i was wondering if a man have a heart these days

Please what is LOVER?

Really!..how does this questions make someone fall in love?

I do respect girls that toast me..cool!

Observing and eating egg roll and sipping lacasera

Mityna...what is the urge behind this thread

Choir romance

netizenbuzz:
Your previous comment and you calling me stu.pid says otherwise

I did not call u stu.pid I called your comment stu.pid

can I get a glass of water pls?

netizenbuzz:
People who take life too seriously

If u know me very well on nairaland, you will know that I dont take life too seriously as you think..but some things sound too stupid like your above comment.

That makes the three of us

They hate it because they are about to run short of marriage market.. #yimu

correctguy0900:
she didn't stop there, today, she is with d officer's house key. I know one day, she will explain in d sell how she got a stranger's key in her possession. VILLAGE GIRL

No mind her pretence. She keep the key for future package..come here dey form for god knows who.

yinkus4u2c:
u b shinning teeth dere o

Sweetie..if you have the kind of thing I have between my legs you will be shinning teeth 24/7..like

Wicked just wicked

Lord I thank you for giving me joystick.

edgeproduk:
Please peeps don't think me for one crazy dude.I but her a nice wrist watch and other miscellaneous items and she turned it down..

Maybe you need to improve in your English....

Let me laff at this one first..hehehehe!

*clears throat*
Ok, so you said "this girl is bursting ur speakers", may be your speakers are too loud and close to her ears..try to turn down the volume of your radio and perhaps change the music you are playing if she likes it she will not burst your speakers again.

I hope this helps..*sips fayrouz*

doublezero7:
*ignored*

Who is talking to this one? Hian

Naijasinglegirl:
who says no to free drinks? Not me biko

You will soon be used for rituals biko!

So you met an unknown policeman on the road that helped you to cross over the high traffic congestion and you already followed him to the bar to drink fayrouz smh!