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Romance › Hilarious #kenyans Vs Nigerians Twitfight Trending On Twitter. by Maamin(op): 9:24am On Oct 31, 2015*

Any Kenyan on NL? cheesy

Here are few of the twitfight

Romance › Re: Will U Accept $800 Million To Never Have Sex Again In Ur Life? by Maamin(op): 12:46pm On Oct 30, 2015

Finally the babes are here.. cheesy

Romance › Re: Will U Accept $800 Million To Never Have Sex Again In Ur Life? by Maamin(op): 11:52pm On Oct 29, 2015

yemmit90:
Some people are just fooling themselve. There is big difference between celibacy and inability/being forbid to have sex for life.

It's when a serious Konji catch you that you will know it takes more than Vasline and $800m to cure it.

lol...the kind of konji i call original one grin

Romance › Re: Will U Accept $800 Million To Never Have Sex Again In Ur Life? by Maamin(op): 11:51pm On Oct 29, 2015

PinkBarbie:
Op you mean $800,000,000?
Fvck it! That's a fortune. I'll grab it. The thought of that money can give me a kind of sexual satisfaction that no p£ni$ can.

By the way, we can still go behind after collecting the money and do it.

hahahaha....no behind quickies my dear no! no!! no!!!

is either the money or sex grin

you cant eat ur cake and still have it..nah!

Romance › Re: Will U Accept $800 Million To Never Have Sex Again In Ur Life? by Maamin(op): 11:48pm On Oct 29, 2015

JumpingChicken:
What would I need the money for?

like seriously?

Romance › Re: Will U Accept $800 Million To Never Have Sex Again In Ur Life? by Maamin(op): 11:47pm On Oct 29, 2015

chrisbaby24:
I will take d money as far as BJ is allowed...!!

hahahaha! bj is 0ral sex...so it is still sex, bj is not allowed o!

Romance › Re: Will U Accept $800 Million To Never Have Sex Again In Ur Life? by Maamin(op): 11:44pm On Oct 29, 2015

gentleagu:
You are a legend. Same wit me. #zerodulling

lol...smdh!

Romance › Re: Will U Accept $800 Million To Never Have Sex Again In Ur Life? by Maamin(op): 11:43pm On Oct 29, 2015

Oyind17:
I still don't know what it is, is it a ATM machine?

aha! something like that, u are not far from it grin

Romance › Re: Will U Accept $800 Million To Never Have Sex Again In Ur Life? by Maamin(op): 11:41pm On Oct 29, 2015

Cully408:
Op ' which one b original konji again

that type of konji wey dey make food dey tasteless, colours dey colourless unless u attend to the thing grin

Romance › Re: Will U Accept $800 Million To Never Have Sex Again In Ur Life? by Maamin(op): 8:39pm On Oct 29, 2015

Oyind17:
What is seeexxx?

sex is for example..wen u use guga to draw water from the well, or wen u try to pop ur capri-sone with straw grin

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Romance › Re: Will U Accept $800 Million To Never Have Sex Again In Ur Life? by Maamin(op): 7:36pm On Oct 29, 2015

babseg:
thats the best thing that would happen to human race

Romance › Re: Will U Accept $800 Million To Never Have Sex Again In Ur Life? by Maamin(op): 4:10pm On Oct 29, 2015

Ola9g:
If they would allow self ......... I would gladly take the money and to hell with s*x for the rest of my life

And if they don't allow self service then i'll take the money and undergo a joystick removal operation

If i had the chance to change and give quality life to millions of nigerian youths with what would become my multibillion dollar empire and be alble to achieve what would make my name never to be forgotten, then can anybody tell me the significance of the pleasures of S*x

That is some thought men! But do you think is morally right?

Romance › Re: Will U Accept $800 Million To Never Have Sex Again In Ur Life? by Maamin(op): 3:46pm On Oct 29, 2015

hob:
800Million ni oooooooooooo

Badt guy! But are u sure u can do without sex?

Romance › Re: Will U Accept $800 Million To Never Have Sex Again In Ur Life? by Maamin(op): 3:44pm On Oct 29, 2015

Where are the ladies na? cool

Romance › Re: Will U Accept $800 Million To Never Have Sex Again In Ur Life? by Maamin(op): 3:42pm On Oct 29, 2015

kilokeys:
na God go punish Konji..

we are talking about 800 million dollars here

soapy for life o
i go buy 1 million naira worth of bar soaps

different girls.. eva lux joy dove ... mtccheeww.. who needs the real thing at the expense of such amount?

Hahahahaha...you don craze aswear down.

The money becomes useless if the real puny no dey na!

Romance › Re: Will U Accept $800 Million To Never Have Sex Again In Ur Life? by Maamin(op): 3:41pm On Oct 29, 2015

Moz22:
I wee comment when I find a solution to my problem..my problem goes thus; I want to cook jollof rice, shd I use rice?

Noooo...it's very wrong to use rice, u can use guinea corn.

Romance › Re: Will U Accept $800 Million To Never Have Sex Again In Ur Life? by Maamin(op): 3:39pm On Oct 29, 2015

actoor:
Never

babseg:
no fking way

This two guys no they use their mojo play O! grin

Let me remind u guys that it's $800 million we are talking about here.

Romance › Re: Will U Accept $800 Million To Never Have Sex Again In Ur Life? by Maamin(op): 3:36pm On Oct 29, 2015

glimpse33:
I will accept the $800 million

& marry my Vaseline

Hahaha..i think half of the money is going into buying vaseline

Wen serious konji comes knocking!! grin

Romance › Re: Will U Accept $800 Million To Never Have Sex Again In Ur Life? by Maamin(op): 3:34pm On Oct 29, 2015

kilokeys:
hehehehehehe... i might cum anytime i just think about whats in my bank account...

so wetin i wan use punany do?

as long as IVF is there sha

this young man have not experience original konji, hehehe!

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Romance › Will U Accept $800 Million To Never Have Sex Again In Ur Life? by Maamin(op): 3:26pm On Oct 29, 2015

If u are given $800 million to Never have sex again in ur life will u accept or turn down the offer huh

?......

Lets see between the men and ladies who can go without sex for the rest of their life for such amount of money.. grin

Drop your comments!

Romance › Re: 5 Sure Places To Get A Real Wife Material In Nigeria by Maamin(op): 9:28pm On Oct 28, 2015

ollyboy009:
@Op, what about at job test or interview centres?

The chance is 50-50, but u can add that as ur number 6. wink

Romance › Re: 5 Sure Places To Get A Real Wife Material In Nigeria by Maamin(op): 8:18pm On Oct 28, 2015

Aminat508:

Omotayor123:

Why do I get a feeling that these two are still single? grin

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Romance › Re: 5 Sure Places To Get A Real Wife Material In Nigeria by Maamin(op): 8:16pm On Oct 28, 2015

2dice:
eehn ... Tokunbo
But U want 100% quality.. Abi

Well done tear-leather abeg sidon jor!

Romance › Re: 5 Sure Places To Get A Real Wife Material In Nigeria by Maamin(op): 8:15pm On Oct 28, 2015

ideyhere:
I didn't know that the fact that you're a lady searching for a husband automatically makes you a wife material...

And where did u get that from? embarassed

Romance › Re: 5 Sure Places To Get A Real Wife Material In Nigeria by Maamin(op): 7:04pm On Oct 28, 2015

2dice:
Wife Material is not the issue..
It is the Quality/Yard of the Material..

100% quality and 100 yards of cause grin

Romance › Re: 5 Sure Places To Get A Real Wife Material In Nigeria by Maamin(op): 6:33pm On Oct 28, 2015

octopusfreaky:
yes church no 4. works like magic ,attend church regularly or become a worker,u will get admirers..

Really? Now that's a confirmation cheesy

Romance › Re: 5 Sure Places To Get A Real Wife Material In Nigeria by Maamin(op): 6:31pm On Oct 28, 2015

fernandoc:
Number four and one is not a guarantee, you might be in for an unpleasant surprise.

I think number 1 is not guaranteed: reasons, coz most people taking the class are already engaged to someone, but number 4 is for sure kiss

Romance › 5 Sure Places To Get A Real Wife Material In Nigeria by Maamin(op): 4:29pm On Oct 28, 2015

Here are 5 SURE PLACES TO GET A REAL WIFE MATERIAL IN NIGERIA,trust me even 100 yards grin

But This can pose arguments because of its controversial contents. Definitely, there are numerous places and events with which you can get a spouse that might finally be the ultimate woman you have been looking for.

1. Marriage classes: This is obviously a good place because any lady you see there must have been ready to make her future marriage work at all and any cost. When you find any single and searching lady in this place, please go for her possibly give it a try...i need to look for one of these classes Asap! cheesy

2. Catering schools: Most ladies in this category are definitely interested and desperate to treat their future husband right. They are ready to make delicacies to avoid the man being snatched from them..as for me ladies in this category cant impress me coz am good chef as well. tongue

3. Her office: There is always this belief that a working class lady which earns sufficiently does not need any guy’s money to live her life. Definitely ladies who have groomed themselves to be financially independent and busy doing one thing or the other rather than jumping from one place to another with different guys are likely suitable as wife materials..Awww! How sweet

4. The mid-week church gathering: Yes, that is the fact because such a lady would have one thing she is longing for, which is likely to be for a future partner. There is a general belief that mid-week worship services are majorly for those that are looking up to God for a particular thing..i will surely try this one, today is even mid-week service grin

5. The market: You will likely see ladies who are well groomed and matured in kitchen relations especially in the section where great experience is needed in deciphering good food items from bad ones and of course, a lady who understands how to stock up the kitchen.

Christianity Etc › Re: Here Are Things The Holy Spirit Does: Biblical Backings by Maamin(m): 4:28pm On Oct 25, 2015

MadCow1:
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Dont sweat it bro! Those names are originally in hebrew, a language of the Middle eastern people except for Andrew and Philip.

Simon was Shimon. James was Yakov (that is, Jacob). John was Yochanan. Bartholomew was Bar-Talmai (son of Ptolemy). Matthew was Mattityahu, meaning, “gift from God.” Thomas was Tau’ma, an Aramaic name. Thaddaeus was a variant of Theudas, which was a Grecian version of Judas or Yehuda. Andrew and Philip are interesting because those are clearly Greek names—Andreas and Filippos; there are no Hebrew equivalents. Thus, we may surmise that Andrew and Philip were either Grecian-Jews or Grecian-Gentiles. In all probability, we may discount the theory that they were Gentiles: Jesus was a Jew who saw his mission as teaching and healing his fellow Jews. “I am not sent but unto the lost sheep of the house of Israel.” Matthew 15:24. It would be hard to imagine preaching to Jews while having Gentile Apostles. - See more at: http://www.jesusandtheprofessor.com/2011/03/hebrew-names-for-jewish-apostles.html#sthash.bqhp9TaS.dpuf

Islam › Re: Peculiarities Of Muhammad As A Prophet by Maamin(m): 3:07pm On Oct 25, 2015

Here is my favourite part

He was the only prophet who ended his prophethood with a curse

"May Allah curse the Jews and Christians for they built the places of worship at the graves of the prophets." Bukhari, Vol. 1, #427
But Jesus died blessing his enemies: "Father forgive them, for they do not know what they are doing." (Luke 23:34).

Give me more of Jesus any day any time..

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Christianity Etc › Re: 7 Reasons Youths Go To Church by Maamin(m): 8:46pm On Oct 21, 2015

emusmith:
Hmm, why's the latter in smaller font?

because serving God is not an obligation but something we have to do out of love, compassion and reverence wink

now working for God on the other hand....extremely awesome and a necessity!

Christianity Etc › Re: 7 Reasons Youths Go To Church by Maamin(m): 11:09pm On Oct 17, 2015

i go to church to separate lies from the bible truth..dont really care who's on the pulpit tho! grin

[size=4pt]and also to serve God[/size] wink

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