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Aybalance:
Check it out....its now on

You have no idea what you are getting yourself into.. It's a bad idea

What are the equipments used for?

Bamz:
I was in elementary school then, and in my immediate family we rarely used affectionate words, but on this fateful day, my aunt told me she loved me. I felt it.

My boss told me sth like that too recently, I felt mushy lol.

The word LOVE hearing it from someone you care about is powerful. It is amazing!

I have another theory that might interest you.

CHINA: World leaders do you all have any issue you want me to help with?

WORLD LEADERS: Yes, over population leading to global warming

CHINA: I can arrange something

*** Months later


CHINA: Ladies and gentlemen, welcome may I present to you CORONA VIRUS!

*** Applauds from WORLD LEADERS

Looking at the way things are appearing bad these days, I think we should recall some of the good memories we all got at a point in our lives.



This is a reverse post from What's The Most Painful Thing Someone Ever Said To You?

By: Honeydenz



There was this afternoon, I had to change from shorts to trousers and mom was watching me wear this tight trousers. D weird thing is that, the zipper cover was open to the left hand side then i just said to my mom "this tailor must be left-handed for sewing the cover to the left" next thing my mom let out a loud laugh and said "which kind of a child is this?" and me, I was so amazed seeing my mom so happy and laughing that hard it was beautiful and she looked like a girl that moment. I was 14years now am 22years and am keeping it forever


Drop yours let's hear it. Let's see super cool comments! Please no trolling and if anyone's comment made you smile give it a tiny-tinny like

Afemike11:
Hello Nairanlanders,

I don't know if am about to make the greatest mistake of my life. I have been in this relationship for 5years now, we both love each other dearly,i provide all her needs even a wonderful sex life, but she just can't help to fall cheaply and open her legs wide for other men.She starts crying and regretting the mistake after everything saying she doesnt know what came into her. Good part is she comes plainly to confess her mistake and i always forgive her and still remain committed to the relationship, but the whole thought of it still hurts badly. Recently i heard a voice note someone sent to her telling her how she was shy holding his d**k and sucking it slowly. She explained the whole scenario and how it all happend and then she blocked the guy. Now i got her engage and plans are on towards settling down but i don't know if i can trust her or love her completely since am still hurting with the whole past thing
Am just too confuse and worried

I know of a girl that has slept with almost all the guys i've seen her with. She told me, after a while that she was severally harrassed in her sec school, that all guys want her for just her body.. So she just get it over with and move on.. It's the only way she feels good about her body by using it all the time.. It's a PROBLEM!!

Maybe she could be suffering from a trauma of being harrassed sexually when she was young or something.. Ask her why she always feel the need to have sex all the time.. You could find the answer you need

She needs professional help. Like therapy.. I'm sorry to say she's a sex addict.. She needs help.

gurunlocker:
Good move! Make we no hear story that touch the heart.


But why are Italians spreading this virus? Can't they stay in their country? 3 Italians just spread the virus into Cuba

Population reduction techniques.. Spreading diseases.. They all panicked because of global warming now they've deviced a way to reduce the population.. Think about it

I don't fancy public display of affection.. After such displays they end up with a breakup it's gonna go VIRAL.

I am still yet to understand the sort of government that is ruling nigerians. God forgive me but i can't wait for all these old people on seat to die and leave for more flexible and younger rulers.

MarieSucre:
She had a companion! It did not work. What is with you Nigerians and trying to force marriage one women. I never see y'all get riled up about your male celebrities this way.

I don't choose sides, if you think am wrong why don't you choose to be a baby mama for one man and forget your other half and see how life works for you. Simple. Think before you speak.

dangotesmummy:
abeg leave thrash for Lawma

So mannnnyyyyy Nigerian women are married but no different from single parents or widows.everyone knows they're married but the husband has traveled for one vagina appointment or "business appointment" ,many married women pay ALL THE BILLS to keep the home running and functional from children's school fees to house rent to food ,gas etc.the husband is just a figure head but she's a Mrs outside and a spinster inside the house


We know as e dey go so you may want to think before you type

Meanwhile we also know that Nigerians marry to get the Mrs award title and not for companionship (since men kuku use money to buy companionship from side chics which is by the way a booming buisness)even if it means marrying themselves under the pretext of Mrs lagbaja

I can see you're still inexperienced.. Please ask your parents about what i said.
NOTE: Ask them only if they are still living together.

If she had the slightest idea of what it means to be alone without a companion she will be goosebumped. She has a son but for how long will he continue to be a small boy? Think lady.

An app that replies his chatty girlfriend? What's so badass about it that it made front page?

Speed darlington is funny..

Why does he think being successful is all about only the voice..

Attitude is zero for this guy, but who be speed darlington? Na them

Speed na name seff? Name doesn't make the man, man makes the name.

He just wake up one day carry speed as name.. Dem go beg u?!!!!!

Boys taking after their dads always. Boy is fine sha but the girl is cuter

see oo

If i don't break down in tears when ronaldo and messi retire make i know wetin cause am...their rivalry gives me chills nd joy. Both messi nd ronaldo are dependent comodities. See they're crying for these legends, they will weep for messi and ronaldo. I no like messi oo but he is important to me

She's so young. . .She got married to an older man thrice her age... I still wonder what sex with the man is going to feel like.. It will be like an older fowl sleeping with a newly harshed chick. So gross! Lol

The western part of the world is close to hell just like the way abraka is so close to the sun

They actually want to have sex outside? I no just understand why some people dey do some kind things sha oo

LadySarah:
I feel for You dear,manly within but female outside.
Though Theres no need to tell us.It isnt your fault.,just mother nature.

Yours is even better than that of the guy with vagina that was labelled a witxh in benin last yr.

A guy with a vagina? How's that possible? I'm stunned right now.. I can't even imagine that sort of a thing

Pavarottii:
I pity u... They are rules and laws that control u... If u think so.. go to the market and steal somebody's rice.

Hahaha.. Does it even make sense that he said there aren't any rule to life?

LadySarah:
It isnt your biz to start with.If she is bothered she should talk with the husband not you.

Does having her pics on her wall prove anything?

Man whose gon cheat gon cheat...

This is why am loosing lot of interest in nairaland. Someone liked this comment that this "kid" dropped? They think everything is funny. Just sad i must confess.

reciprocal:
there isn't romance at all in the marriage and the husband would say that's his nature..

Then am sorry to say there might be chance of infidelity in the marriage. It was even mentioned in the bible, that wives should never deny their husbands their bodies and vice versa. The man owns the woman's body and so does the woman own the man's body.

reciprocal:
the lady is also receiving silent and cold treatment from the husband

I would love to hear the story of both sides to make a better judgement. Also, i can say people underestimate the role of romance in a marriage. A marriage without romance is like just being mere friends.

Abeg i can't view the video. Someone should tell us what he did? Apparently, i don't have data to waste like those guys above me #NoOffense

What she has to do is nothing. Here is why, people are naturally disobedient even to God. They do the opposite of what you want them to do. Nagging and insecurity pushes people away. Even if he deleted them it doesn't mean anything that's the truth. Don't go looking for trouble becos you will find it surely. If she can't forget it, she should just ask apart from that she shouldn't do anything else.

Now she's thinking like a mother

obembet:
This is why Messi can not leave Barca because he knew that he can not score more goals in another club. But my beloved king of football CR7 can deliver any where.

Hit like for CR7 share for Messi lovers

I love you for this your comment.. Ororo 4ever!!