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CelebritiesRe: I Cried When I Saw Tuface With These Shoes by macdelene(m): 7:31pm On Dec 13, 2015
obiorathesubtle:
So.. You want to teach him how to spend his own money again abi?


How many times have you donated even one pure water bag to a hospital in benue state??

Don't mind your damn business.. Keep posting nosy threads!
My dear I beg ask am, was he the one that taught tuface how to make his money? Nw he want to dictate on Hw to send.
RomanceRe: Would You Change Your Religion For Love? by macdelene(m): 7:21am On Dec 01, 2015
First there nothing like love between human beings and why should I change my religion becos of one person. If the person loves me as he cliams he is, then he should love me for who I am.m undecided
Christianity EtcRe: 2 Nigerian Pilgrims Abscond In Isreal by macdelene(m): 8:45pm On Nov 26, 2015
Do you blame, with boko haram, biafra, Benin republic and fuel crisis all affecting one country. They were thinking about the future and their only option is to leave for their land of milk and honey
PoliticsRe: NNPC Apologises To Nigerians For Fuel Scarcity by macdelene(m): 8:27pm On Nov 26, 2015
Apologies? We don't apologies, we need immediate and drastic measure to pump fuel into the nigeria economy. God save us. Boko raham in the North, briafra in the south, Benin republic in the middle and fuel crisis crown them up. God help us. Nigeria my father land embarassed embarassed embarassed
Car TalkRe: Truck Falls On Okada At Oshodi-Apapa Expressway (Photos) by macdelene(m): 8:03pm On Nov 26, 2015
This new tread of falling trucks carrying container on either cars, buses, on bridges even on the roads is becoming alarming as the government has come up with a law or decree that every truck carrying container should be well clipped to the truck with iron. When will this government start living up to them responsibilities. All they think is either to pass laws to legally rob a cradle and give birth to children they can't take care off.

And also looking at it spiritually is it the new pattern of blood sucking now?
PhonesRe: MTN Gave Me 5k For Updating My Info. by macdelene(m): 9:46pm On Nov 25, 2015
MTN gave me, N10,000 for. Updating mine
RomanceRe: Help! Can’t Satisfy My Girlfriend Who Wants Sex Every Night- BUNMI COLUMN by macdelene(m): 12:07pm On Nov 20, 2015
dammytosh:
Run for ur dear life.
Lolzzz, run to where? grin grin grin grin
Car TalkRe: See How Much A Brand New Car Cost In 1977 by macdelene(m): 9:32pm On Nov 18, 2015
Can we(nigeria) go back to this era where a naira will value better than a dollar?
RomanceRe: 8 Qualities Of Lazy And Frustrating Girlfriends by macdelene(m): 8:17am On Nov 14, 2015
MzNelly:
"Ladies who possess these qualities are not worthy of wedding ring..."

Lol, you make marriage seem like a fvcking privilege smiley
My darling God will bless you. A lady does not want sex before marriage it becomes a problem, she wants oooo it's another problem. I don't why all these naive men think marriage is a privilege, can't they see the trend of baby mamas every where. You should be grateful that a woman decide to receive your whole shit. Women I respect you
FamilyRe: Divorce: He Claimed To Have A Degree In Mass Comm But He Has Just A Sch. Cert. by macdelene(m): 3:58pm On Nov 10, 2015
tonytony208:
It is clear the lady married certificate and financial buoyancy and not the man. This means she could have married just any dog as long as the dog has certificate and money. Why are women so blind and selfish? What if certificate gets burnt and money finishes? You will go for another man, abi? It is clear women don't really love men; they only love what the man has to offer, even if they have nothing to offer on their part aside sex, as if sex is the only thing a man is looking for in a woman. Many of them see relationship and marriage as poverty alleviation program. So disgusting!

So, what now happens to peeps like us that are searching for true love?
Keep searching- like it really exist
EventsRe: Church & Wedding Reception At Lagos Beach By Nigerian Couple (photos) by macdelene(m): 9:39pm On Nov 09, 2015
Dem dey try ooo. In front of pappy water and mammy water as witness. Well I wish Dem well
FamilyRe: Help!!! Her Husband's Physique Does Not Turn Her On by macdelene(m): 3:57am On Nov 07, 2015
marriedvirgin:
let her try to learn how to love the man as he is
afterall he is her husband and besides the man has no other fault apart from the small p****which is not a fault because he didn't create himself
if he is a good man please let her make up her mind and love him
its her husband or does she want to throw him away
I really don't know where all this classification of big p**** and small p***** comes from
what does she hope to do with the size.

My dear, there are classifications oooo. Let us not be ignorant. If you know the size of your d..k is going to be an issue test the waters before marriage becos there is no love with out it oooo.
Let's leave play aside.
PoliticsRe: ‘I See Nigeria Split Into 5 Countries’ - Says Prophet Ignis Iribhogbe by macdelene(m): 4:27am On Oct 28, 2015
nasoeb:
the average igboman cannot survive living in se, d land is so poor, hence they all flee their poverty stricking land to ph, lag, bonny to survive. So having biafra, they are so desperate to drag d rich, economically viable ss to their biafra so that they can relocate from nigeria and invade every corner of ss. They CAN NEVER get part of rivers state because, (a) ikwerres would never accept to be igbo so they have no claim and link. also ikwerres know that if they accept biafra, then that part of ph wil b d only rich place in biafra meaning d igbos wil invade, suck them dry and collapse their economy but if they remain wit NDR, every state and town is rich and wil grow rapidly and none pulling d other down. (b) opobo is an ijaw town
I beg tell them oooo, let them fight for only the eastern states of igbos and not drag the southern states along side. They think war is. Sweet. They should ask their parents that have tasted it. And the most annoy part that
these unscrupulous elements gingering them are all board. So they want us to fight and die for them to come and occupy and write historical stories abi? Let them come and die and we will write the stories.
Aniofia. Goats
FamilyRe: I Married Someone I Don't Trust. What's The Way Out? by macdelene(m): 9:35pm On Oct 19, 2015
justified19:
do what u did to ur ex....get anoda woman in d next street, wit tym u will start having issues wit ur main wife nd decide to stay wit d oda woman..d oda woman will get pregnant eventually cos she'll like it raw too...nd ur family will tell u to marry her cos u re d only son..

Don't mind the goat grin












repeat d process until u av sense
RomanceRe: Irritating Things Nigerian Guys Do That Turn Ladies Off by macdelene(m): 7:07pm On Oct 17, 2015
LordOfTheWeed:
And of one these fvckin fake creatures has the guts to spew trash about we guys!!!!

*****laughs in Swahili*****

OP, your trash has been duly noticed, just make sure you wrap it up and use it as a tissue paper to clean the remaining sh!ts you are about to spew.. .. ..
Its easy for guys to come chat trash about ladies and even have more contribution from other guy but from a lady, she is a fvcking fake bitch abi? The truth is bitter, especially if you have one of these bad habit. Just change and stop throwing names
RomanceRe: Irritating Things Nigerian Guys Do That Turn Ladies Off by macdelene(m): 7:05pm On Oct 17, 2015
LordOfTheWeed:
And of one these fvckin fake creatures has the guts to spew trash about we guys!!!!

*****laughs in Swahili*****

OP, your trash has been duly noticed, just make sure you wrap it up and use it as a tissue paper to clean the remaining sh!ts you are about to spew.. .. ..
Its easy for guys to come chat trash about ladies and even have more contribution from other guy but from a lady, she is a fvcking fake bitch abi? The truth is bitter, especially if you have one of these bad habit. Just change and stop throwing name
CelebritiesRe: Photos From Laide Bakare’s 35th Birthday Party In The US by macdelene(m): 9:49am On Oct 10, 2015
vizkiz:
please is she married yet? embarassed
There is a reason why I asked and I need the answer quickly!
No, u wan marry her?
RomanceRe: Sarcastic Words You Should Never Use On Your Partner by macdelene(m): 5:22am On Oct 05, 2015
[quote author=emusmith post=38672218]
Sarcastic Things Never To Say To You Partner Even In A Heated Argument


Sarcasm is simply saying things you don't really mean, in this case, due to your inability to manage your anger.


You think you love by hurting him or her with your words and expecting to be chased? Well, that's not true love.

Love is mostly seen in your words and actions, most at times when you're not conscious.

Someone once said, "You want to know a person's true character? Watch when they are very upset or very excited."

There are some words that I term, "cancerous". They need not be spoken because they are capable of tearing down a relationship of years.
What are some words you shouldn't use or say to your partner even in a heated situation.

1. You're so immature and inexperienced

Especially when you're older than him or her, it gives him the self-simpathy look sad At first, you accepted ... into your life not minding the age but now it has become a paradigm of judging their output and productivity. It's demoralizing and difficult to let go.

2. I really miss my ex

I know most girls do and say all kinds of "annoying" things just to provoke guys, yea! You mustn't insult him to get his attention. If you miss you ex, who cares? The door is wide open, you may leave. You're staying? Then quit acting immature giving your partner a ground to feeling they're not measuring up to the standard you've set in your mind. Grow up!


3. I guess I'll go hungry dating you

This is especially when she is having "offers" from other guys and she is beginning to doubt the sustainability of his guy's financial well. If you don't wanna date him because of your doubts in his financial capacity, simply walk out early! Not after "milking him dry", you then notice he can really really foot your bills or actually meet the demands of marriage.


4. One-minute man

As harsh as this sounds, some ladies use this term on their guys. I personally don't think any guy was born to be a "sixty seconds" guy. If it's an illness, go with him in search of a cure because you love him OR if you don't love him and detest the situation, find another excuse to tell him. It's derogatory as well as it is demeaning. Don't joke around using it.


5. Who paid your fees, for your hair, make-up, food etc?

No...you don't have to say all that to upset her/him. She already knows. Announcing it childishly incur disrespect and disregard on your person. Using such a line, you can lose her. As usual, it is demeaning for a joke.


Getting angry and almost wanting to use wrong choices of words on our partners is not a new temptation. However, we must count the pains it will cost that person and not the temporary feeling of hurt you feel.

Probably, you've been told some and terrible things have happened. You can share with us all. smiley[/quote


I can only read what you guys get from ladies but I yet to read what guys say to ladies. Like me for instance, I had a very old friend I use to love some 5yrs ago, we met again recently and one thing Lead to another we had an heated argument and he used words like

1. Is that you were trained or wired
2. No wonder you are not married
3. And he started using my past experience against me. And you know what the love I felt went sour and it was like a bitter taste.
And funny enof he was married and divorced under 3yrs.but I never used that against him Becos I knew how it hurts and will leave an everlasting scar. We are stil friend but the way I see him is use different and GOD now blessed me with a fantastic Guy who makes me happy.
Nairaland GeneralRe: A Funny Way To Notifying PHCN Of Bill Payment (pictures) by macdelene(m): 8:13pm On Oct 01, 2015
codedpee:
So in other words... This is how we roll now.
My dear, we have being rolling like this for a long time.

Carry go grin
RomanceRe: Photos: When Cheaters Are Getting What They Deserve. by macdelene(m): 7:36am On Sep 26, 2015
The last pix Is horrible ooo. But that one with the naked man, who is abt to be shoot, was it really worth it.? Some men self
PhonesRe: We Miss You- MTN Tells Disgruntled Subscribers, Woos With N1000 Airtime by macdelene(m): 6:13pm On Sep 16, 2015
Eheennnn. So those of us that has been with Mtn thru tick and thin, they would not appreciate us able? I will throw away my sim
PoliticsRe: Deplorable State Of Roads In The Oil City Of Warri (pictures) by macdelene(m): 4:58am On Sep 10, 2015
God will bless this ops that posted this tread. My God I wept last weekend I was in Warri, also took so shots which I wanted to post on Nairaland but was very busy as it when I got back to phc. The past government of delta should be ashamed of themselves. Warri is worst than an eyesore. Ibori did a much more better job. I would remember going to Warri during Ibori tenure and I was very proud to be a waffiran but nw it's in shambles. Its just shows that kind of brains that was in the past government. Okowa should first of all remove all those blockages within two weeks. Warri do not need a BRT buses inside Warri town. In the out skit or to get to the neighbouring villages no problem but their terminal point should be before the round about. Govr Okowa pls wake up
EducationRe: If You Can Solve This Maths, A Financial Institution Should Employ You. by macdelene(m): 9:40pm On Aug 15, 2015
N5945.21
PoliticsRe: Buhari Plans To Bomb And Destroy The Niger-delta, Says IYC by macdelene(m): 8:17pm On Jul 25, 2015
Mogidi:
This was fast abeg, didn't realise the predicted doomsday would come faster than lara Oshiomhole taking her pants off, incredibly fast.

Lets see how Bubu can handle BH, Biafra and the militants. Its gonna be a looooong 4yrs abeg.
Jona see am na make he run oooo grin grin grin
Jobs/VacanciesRe: NNPC Aptitude Test On December 6, 2014 by macdelene(m): 9:18pm On Jul 24, 2015
Father perfect that which concerns me in the NNpc job recruitment this year. In Jesus Name. AMEN AMEN And AMEN
Jokes EtcRe: Funny Nigerian Pidgin Proverbs And Their Loose Translations ... by macdelene(m): 8:07pm On Jul 11, 2015
Na for clap them take dey enter dance

Translation- step by step you will get there
Jokes EtcRe: Funny Nigerian Pidgin Proverbs And Their Loose Translations ... by macdelene(m): 7:58pm On Jul 11, 2015
Akamu wen hot must cold.

Translation- no matter how much trouble a person gives you, one day all will come to an end
Art, Graphics & VideoRe: Meet 9-year-old Chioma Mayrschofer Whose Exclusive Art Exhibition Shakes Germany by macdelene(m): 8:58pm On Jul 01, 2015
asumo12:
https://cdn.makeagif.com/media/3-15-2015/7XJFp9.gif
Na the national assembly be this?


Lolzzzzzz
PoliticsRe: House Apologises To Nigerians For Fight During Plenary by macdelene(m): 6:47am On Jun 26, 2015
Touts in agbada as usual dis gracing the nation and their family. If our leaders can't sit and dialogue against themselves what would we the masses do?
FoodRe: A Nairalander (a Bachelor) Preparing Okro Soup This Morning. by macdelene(m): 9:04pm On Jun 09, 2015
Acidosis:
This one is strong o

Ogbono +
Vegetable +
Okr


Can we call it Okro soup?

My dear it's. Ogbono soup. There is no way u add ogbono in. Okro soup. Its the other. Way round. In Okro soup there is only a little pumpkin leave and okro, no ogbono. Well. We can see that it is a bachelor's soup
FamilyRe: For Ladies Who Grew Up In The Village. Did You Do This (picture) by macdelene(m): 1:42pm On Jun 07, 2015
Blizzyblinkzy:
Its irritating...
Well am not a village girl, So d question ain't 4 me

waitn 4 d village girls 2 comment..
I knw they would deny it
My dear I didn't Grew. up in the village but that's the native way of making palmoil that you use to cook, just remember that grin
RomanceRe: Guys, Will You Still Continue The Marriage After You Discover She Did This? by macdelene(m): 9:14pm On Jun 05, 2015
jaybee3:
This one na real technical question ooooo but let me give it a try...

I would have to be grateful to her for going extra length in helping me secure the employment.

If kids aren't involved, i will resign the job and return all the money i've earned to date to her then divorce her simply because she should have discussed her planned action with me before going ahead with the action

If kids are involved, i will still divorce her but won't return the money since it will go towards raising the kids

The fact of the matter is anyone that can do anything for money is very dangerous and you are simply better off without them


My dear u are very correct
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