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juianne95:
Stingy man

STINGY?

I WILL JUST TELL HIM TO TAKE OVER THE KITCHEN.IF HE DOES NT AGREE, PEREWINKO GO TURN TO MEAT FOR SOUP PLATE

this no complete ooo

Phcboy:
Not sure although I completed mine in 20mins.But don't be afraid just trust God that you have the job.

Hello hw are the questions / assessment like? What were they about?

macdelene:
Yes I just received one too

But haven't got the faintest idea, what it's all around

Baturiya:
Just received an SMS from Phillips Co this evening for the Experience Hire category to complete an online assessment from tomorrow 31/12/2014.

Did anyone receive such SMS? Does anyone in this forum have any idea of the nature of their online assessment?

Yes I just received one too

Haba, every time I open the Nairaland, is either guys are talking abt ladies this or ladies that.Is there no other better or exciting topic or gist around?

Na wa ooo Nigeria, for hw many of them? We are really in deep shit

AbdulAdam56:
Smh,our class room Here in france.

God Punish the president of that country where the children has to learn swimming inside dirty water

End time things

PapiWata:
I am not your "dear" m'am, by any stretch of the imagination, AND, my comment about obesity is NOT out of place regarding this news report.

Fat people often DO die in their sleep from respiratory obstruction, and this departed lady WAS fat, without a doubt. Please accept my sympathy if you happen to be built similarly, and if that is indeed the case, may I suggest that you enroll in a gym to remedy that dangerous medical condition as soon as is humanly possible.

S per
First of all thanks for the correction abt the ''dear'' part. When I said she was not fat is that I knw her very well. She was a gym freek.
U make me laugh, when u said as per news reported, get ur news straight and clear.

KHAYGOLD:
The only virgins left in Nigeria are between the ages of 0 and 16, while between 16+ and probably 19+ claims secondary virgin. Between19+ and 27+ claims university virgin while between 27+ and above claims MSC/MBA/MPHIL/PHD/ASSOCIATE PROFESSOR virgin. Naija girls, I hail there o.

Lol, Are u still looking for virgins?

Trailblazer1:
I'm very sure you won't be qualified to join the police force if it were Nigeria.

My dear at my age if am still a virgin, u will say there is something definitely wrong with u.

LilPeezy:
Nigerian Beauty Queen, Ex-Miss UNILAG Winner
Kessiana Salubi Killed By Ghost Lover, She Died
In Sleep After He Proposed To Her
Last week the shocking death story of ex-beauty
queen Kessiana Salubi went viral on the net.
Her immediate family members said she passed
away in her sleep on Friday the 4th of November
after returning from an outing.
Investigation have now revealed that hours
before her death, she went on a date with a
suspected ghost (Akudaya), a resurrected dead
person living in a place far from his/her people.
They said months before her death, she
reportedly met the man at one of the new
generation banks in Lagos and one thing led to
the other, they started seeing each other.
The guy was suppose to come and meet her
family one week before her death but sadly she
passed on.
They found the guy’s contact number and
address from her notebook but on getting there,
the family of the guy she went on a date with
told them he had passed on.
The unidentified guy reportedly died in a car
accident in Ilorin back in 2005 and shockingly, he
resurfaced in Lagos again.
All the calls put to his cellular number were never
picked.
He recently proposed to her.
Very sad!
May her soul rest in peace (amen).

I stand to correct u that all u just said abt kesss are all LIES and LIES. Ghost lover ni ghost husband ko'.

PapiWata:
How on earth can someone so obviously obese have been crowned a "beauty queen".

Was that beauty queen reference intended more as a mocking "tribute" rather than one of any real substance?

My dear she is not obese. Stop judging people by their pix especially the dead. If u are a good researcher u will get ans to ur qtns

Hope them dey test the males toooo

This is nonsense. Wait oo are they being groomed for marriage or to fight crime. Abi na only virgins go get work for the country. Lol. Very soon they will start doing virginity test to get a Job.

MrCork:
...

....8 years ...maximum....if she light skin

....5 minute if she dak skin! (noo offense)

U are a goat

mizmeme:
Wat do u want us to do nw?

US? I asked the GUYS the house

frodobee:
Wait till you "do it" with him. Then you come back and tell us "what you think"-meanwhile I know you have done "without". We will pick it up from there.

Lol, hw do u knw, I have done it 'without' or was it with u?

Fralex:
I can see dat u are really interested in finding out.go 4 d pratical session 1st den u won't need any of our theories here.

My dear if I am I won't even ask, I just want to know the rational behind it

frodobee:
Wait till you "do it" with him. Then you come back and tell us "what you think"-meanwhile I know you have done "without". We will pick it up from there.

So I should try it with him first abi? Ur ans shows that u are using weed with.

Hello house,

I need some advice, on this kind of relationship, I met a guy once and we exchanged contacts and start chatting thru WATSUP, after a while we lost touch. Then out of Blues he just resurfaced we started chatting again. He started telling me abt his sex life, that he is a smoker and drinker too, that hope I drink, and I told him nooo. And we started arguing. And he said he only smokes when he is having SEX and he smokes Weeds Becos it helps his performance and helps him keep Fit.

I am confused Becos he is a NAJIA GUY but he needs weed to performance well sexually?hw is that possible? that's why am asking the GUYS in the house.


What your opinion on this?

Imagine this and it made front page. No better news again abi?

Wizpa:
She said to me;
take this N20,000 for your up keep. Take this T-Shirt, i bought it at the mall yesterday, it worth N7,500.
Well, i don't have much oh but I also bought you a phone (iphone 6) since you don't have a phone since two weeks now. Pls, don't reject it. Well, i also bought you N2,500 Mtn recharge card for your subscription and N1,00 Airtime for calls.
You celebrated your birthday some days back, so take that this Parcel. I opened the parcel and found "Boxers, Sneakers, Gucci Belt, NY face cap, Rolex watch, singlets and Frame". Lastly, she told me; pls get ready i'm taking you out to a cinema to watch a movie. Take this N5,000 for our tickets. Pretend as if u're the one taking me out. Don't reject my offer!
My question is,
DO SUCH GIRLS EXIST......

Are u talking abt a sugar mummy? This type of lady were does she work that she will send alll this money on uuuuu??

adonbilivit: popular sayings are usually used when making a speech, advising people and the likes but some don't sound right. here are the three major ones that i disagree with:


THE PATIENT DOG EATS THE FATTEST BONE. it should be the patient dog eats left over bones


THE GOOD DIE YOUNG. it should be "being good does not guarantee long life on earth" it could probably earn you heaven.


YOU CAN'T HAVE YOUR CAKE AND EAT IT. na my own u wan come chop? it should be reversed to what it used to be "you cant eat your cake and have it"

these are the ones that dont eound right to me. feel free to add yours

It should be after the fastest dog has eaten the fattest meat the patient dog will then eat the fattest bone. And that signifies hunger

My mum is an Internet wizard. She is far into technology than me. I can't imagine.

Hello house, I was recently called for an interview after applying for My UK passport for more than 6months and was told that they would call me again. Has any one being in my situation before? If yes how long will it take again.

Hello dear, I agree with u same for me the same year. Those were the best of my years in school

oshiokee: [b][/b]SECONDARY SCHOOLS WERE

UNIVERSITY OF BENIN , BENIN CITY(terrible school)
LYDIA COMPREHENSIVE SEC SCHOOL BENIN CITY 1989 -1991 (nice school)
IGBINEDION EDUCATION CENTER 1991 - 1994. (very lovely school)

Defintely spent the best years at Igbinedion. Was in the first graduating set.

Which woman, it's a shame they are suppose to be at the war front in borno state fighting BH. They are here goin to nite clubs Abi? I need to speak with them superiors. Nonsense


quote author=olumuyiolaoluwa]WOMAN!!![/quote]

Lol lol
They artificial passengers u saw initial are been used as beit to draw the real customers so as they d customers come they leave one by one.


[quote author=datguru]I'm not in Lagos though but some times it happens in porthacourt here, the one that gets me itching my ears is when I enter a bus of 5 , gradually I see the 5 people disappear when passengers starts coming [/quo

kaka22: I don't know which section to ask this question. @Mod. Pls move my thread to appropriate section if this is not the appropriate one.

Some fellows and i were arguing in my area today whether banks could be sued for money lost that
had not been paid into one's account or not.

Those that supported the notion argued that Banks could be sued "because banks have a duty to guarantee security to customers once they are inside the bank". They argued further that they wouldn't have lost their money if they were not in the bank and since they lost it to bank robberies then they should be compensated. They gave the analogy of how most formal organisations removed themselves from any responsibility that may arise as result of car stolen in their premises and that's why the statement 'ALL CARS ARE PARKED AT OWNERS' RISK' can seen in their parking spaces/garage.

Those who opposed it argued that "since no transaction has taken place then banks cannot be sued for compensation".

Who is right between the two? Please I need your opinion as regard this. I want you to back your comment(s) with facts. And what does Nigerian law say about this?

Hmmmm this is serious ooo. My guy hope u nava go arrange wit ur guys to come robber u wit the money inside bank premises wen u na va deposit and dey wait for compensation. Guy market fall press u.ooo