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Crime / Re: Brazilian Woman, Lesbian Lover Behead, Tear Joystick Of Son Over Simple Question by macdelene(m): 10:29am On Jun 19, 2019
kingemzy5:
The height of stupidity....... young boy with a bright future finally casted angry angry........ Let them continue their lesbian stuff in jail.


Scums!!!





this not stupidity , this is demonic madness
Celebrities / Re: Ned Nwoko And Regina Daniels Hold Private Dinner With Team, Extend Remarks by macdelene(m): 4:39pm On May 31, 2019
christianzest:
regina is not looking happy at allll


IG@chris_calimsky



she is yet to know what hit her
Romance / Re: Will She Marry Me? I'm 22, NCE Holder, She's 26, Doing Her Masters by macdelene(m): 5:53pm On Mar 14, 2019
AllenSpencer:
Fvck the hell outta her pvssy and move on.

If she still stays glued to you, use her for money rituals

You deserve to drive Brabus 6X6



pray she not related to you
Religion / Re: David Ibiyeomie Celebrates His 54th Birthday by macdelene(m): 1:27pm On Oct 21, 2016
Hurrayyy, my papa is 54. Happy birthday papa. May the Good Lord continue to bless you. In Jesus Name. Amen

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Education / Re: SHOCKING! 5 Words Nigerians Use That Actually Don’t Exist by macdelene(m): 6:40am On Oct 13, 2016
ngoben:
Wetin u mean self OP...nigerians r creative...we r innovative....oxford dict fit c am borrow am put inside dictionary

My dear ask him oo. Is it not human beings that formed those words in the dictionary?
Science/Technology / Re: Dead Whale Found On Akwa Ibom Beach (Photos) by macdelene(m): 12:43am On Oct 13, 2016
DaniDani:
Nigerians can eat anything including their ancestors. They eat rat, lizard, rabbit, both dead and living things, even non living things, e. g, their leaders eat their progress and future. They even eat lalasti, oh, sorry, I meant snake.



LoLz my stomach, u will not kill somebody. Lolz
Crime / Re: Ugandan Maid Caught On Camera Suffocating Employer’s Child (Disturbing Video) by macdelene(m): 12:37pm On Oct 04, 2016
These Uganda people one should be very careful, It's like they all have Idi-Amin spirit
Fashion / Re: Bride Wore Pant And Bra Wedding Gown (pics) by macdelene(m): 12:58pm On Sep 19, 2016
Endtime things
Fashion / Re: When You Are Almost Bald & Your Hairstylist Performs Magic On Your Hair (photo) by macdelene(m): 8:51pm On May 19, 2016
Nawa oooo, hw person go take know real from fake. This one wen evry thing na fake. Lord. Help
Fashion / Arranging Both Traditional And White Wedding For N1500000 by macdelene(m): 8:19am On May 14, 2016
Hello house. I really need your assistance to plan for a wedding. The budget amount is N1500000 and the target date is June. Pls I need experts fast
Family / Re: Parents, Please Always Preview Children Entertainment Materials by macdelene(m): 4:18am On Apr 26, 2016
jejemanito:
This also reminds me of a dude that bought p@rn only to realize it was a gospel sermon

Lalasticlala help warn naija parents biko


Lol. Lol
Religion / Re: Who Is Your Favourite Pastor In Terms Of Message Delivering? by macdelene(m): 1:19pm On Apr 24, 2016
Papa David ibiyeome and evangelist chosenlight salubi

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Romance / Re: Dangerous Mistakes Most Guys Make About Women by macdelene(m): 5:59am On Apr 22, 2016
vizkiz:
these are not mistakes, these are actually what women 9ja girls wants a guy to do to get her attention. undecided

Well i don't buy the idea of beating women though but some girls need one or two slaps to reset their factory settings. I.E Estharfabian angry


My dear try. That slap were I am and I will remove ur whole hand from the socket
Sports / Re: Police Take Over Headquarters Of NFF Following Court Order Sacking Amaju Pinnick by macdelene(m): 4:53am On Apr 12, 2016
searchng4love:
do you understand the word "take-over"




and what's the meaning of that which you wrote there?

Hahahhahhahahh.
Romance / Re: Lady Lists What She Wants In A Boyfriend, See Suggestion She Got by macdelene(m): 1:03am On Apr 11, 2016
RichYoungNigger:
I know how to treat foolish women.
I just get them pregnant.
Their foolishness goes away instantly and them will be a slave to you



Hmmmmmmmm
Romance / Re: Any Guy Who Doesn't Have A House And A Car Should Not Get Married Or Even Date! by macdelene(m): 7:13pm On Mar 20, 2016
adeaks:
Only guys with houses and cars should even date. undecided


Simple question: when your dad was dating your mom, did he have a house and a car?

Let's start from there.

Wow see all broke ass guy clicking Likes grin grin
Celebrities / Re: Chika Ike Shares Sexy Bikini Photo by macdelene(m): 7:38am On Mar 18, 2016
cruzita:
undecided does she know what a throwback is?

My dear na wa ooooo, no be pix wen she snap last year wen she go dubai na be throwback soooo?
Politics / Re: VIDEO: Ese Oruru Resisting Policemen, In Kano -Premium Times by macdelene(m): 11:18pm On Mar 01, 2016
Wait oooo, are we sure that is the girl because the. Girl Ese in question is already talking like a northern girl who is supposed to be from delta. It's doesn't add up

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Politics / Re: VIDEO: Ese Oruru Resisting Policemen, In Kano -Premium Times by macdelene(m): 11:17pm On Mar 01, 2016
Wait oooo, are we sure that is the girl because the. Girl Ese in question is already talking like a northern girl

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Romance / Re: When You Show A Girl Too Much Love, She Will Misbehave by macdelene(m): 8:14am On Mar 01, 2016
[quote author=bobojoshua post=43376012][/quote]

One man music is another man's noise. Just make sure that when u are doing all these the lady per say is in love with you. If not I bet you will be waste your time, while someone else where is treating her better.
Romance / Re: When You Show A Girl Too Much Love, She Will Misbehave by macdelene(m): 7:54am On Mar 01, 2016
macdelene:


Sometimes when I heard these topics on love I just can't help laughing. By the way what kind of love did he show her? Hmmmmmmm. When u hear love first thing you say he had spent all his money on her . If you check it's the lady that has being spending all her money on him and all he can say I love you.

And all he could offer is sex and you will come here and cry wolf wolf
Romance / Re: When You Show A Girl Too Much Love, She Will Misbehave by macdelene(m): 7:52am On Mar 01, 2016
marvelck:
Is it true that in Naija, if a guy shows his girlfriend too much love, she's bound to misbehave?

Sometimes when I heard these topics on love I just can't help laughing. By the way what kind of love did he show her? Hmmmmmmm. When u hear love first thing you say he had spent all his money on her . If you check it's the lady that has being spending all her money on him and all he can say I love you.
Celebrities / Re: Terry-G In Ghastly Car Accident In Lekki(photos) by macdelene(m): 6:26pm On Feb 28, 2016
[quote author=PoliticalThuG post=43331932]Buhari causes all this.. Bad roads everywhere.. He has not dimmed it fit to repaire any bad road since last year.

Dull president[/quote



My dear no be small dull ooo this travel wen he dey travel so na , he dey wan do not the travelling before he die?na b him plan? I. Don't. Understand all. These travelling oooo
Religion / Re: Story: How Witchcraft Has Ruined Our Family by macdelene(m): 4:22pm On Feb 23, 2016
kelzi11:
My father senior brother. The oldest among them. Acquired witch craft, and for like 3 years non of his brothers or sisters knew, including my father, untill my grandfather died, then people start dieing anyhow. Out of seven, my father's senior brother that is a witch has suceed in killing five(5). Only my dad and him are remaining. My dad is currntly ill, and the illness is more than 4 years now. Each church we go. Prophecy tells us he is the one.



He was sucessful in killing my junior brother. And now even me and my siblings are under threat. He uses witch craft power, marmaid and even native doctors power to challenge us.

due to the fact that we are very close to god and we usually go to every church that we can. We pray day and night. Our pastor prays, fasting and many other things are keeping us alive till this time.

One of my fathers brother that reside at india since he was small, hustle untill he made it, and was even planning to bring a drug producing company to nigeria, he had already negotiated with indian poeple and finish, but the very day he wanted to board a plane to nigeria, he fanted and died.

So this man has done many evil things, killing many poeple, commiting all sort of attrocities. Even one junction in our l.g.a he is the king of witchcraft there.

He is now turning his face to our family and wants to finish us our because he sees how we are successful.

To be sincere witchcraft dont like good things, so i advice you that anything you do, do it in secret, dont open it to your village people. And also pray very well. Cause this people called witchcraft. Are somehow powerful, but their powers comes from god. Without god, they are nothing.


If you dont have witchcraft in your family, dont say that it dosent exists. It do exist and can destroy all good things in that family.


I also want to ask a question if any body have encountered this kind of thing in his or her life before.


Thanks for reading.
My dear am inviting you to Salvation ministries home of success. And your father senior brother will not live more than this month. He hasn't seen God
Romance / Re: 8 Ways To Win The Heart Of Stubborn Girls by macdelene(m): 8:18pm On Feb 18, 2016
captainmilk:
As a guy,I sometimes encounter some stiff opposite from some type of stubborn girls who always love playing the game of 'hard to get'.
But like the old adage says "Where there's a will,there's a way". cool .. So I've come up with these 9 points to make us win the heart of dat special gurl.

1. Shower them with money
Ladies as we all know love money,they love someone who will always take care of their little needs like recharge cards,snacks and other miscellaneous stuffs. So as a Guy,don't be stingy to spend on dat stubborn gurl you've been toasting.

2. Act Matured
Ladies love responsible guys,who is always calm even amidst provocation,so as a Guy,make sure u give her dat impression, dat will make her see u as someone with a "nice" character.

3. Don't show them you're just after sex
Don't give dem the impression dat you're after their body or you're attracted to dem via their booty and boobies grin grin ... cuz they see such guys as perverts... WildFlame,Tosyne2much shey una dey hear grin

4. Give them gifts
Always know that as a guy,one of the ways to get to a woman's heart is through the "Gift Way"... intact never underrate the power of gifts.. even if its just a simple garden flower to a Porsche wristwatch ... gifts makes ladies drool and blush in their abstract fantasies.. and its YOU who is the centre of it cheesy

5. Use captivating grammars and tenses
We cannot rule out the power of words.. I remember dis particular girl I was toasting, omo as I don prepare my words and poems finish, I just dey copy and paste am for her... she just dey blush like one Christmas Turkey... lol...

6. Dress decently and attractive Give her the impression that you're a gentleman wink .. if you dress like all dis gangsters .. she go run na

7.Be confident when around her If you dey show her sey u dey nervous, oboi na fucck up be dat ooo... Ladies love confident men.. at least we get dem for NL like dem SmellyMouth, Maxi112 and Co cheesy

8. Make I drop my pen ... you can add yours. wink


God bless u
Romance / Re: 10 Myopic Statements Made By Ladies That Land Them Into Late Marriage by macdelene(m): 8:47pm On Jan 24, 2016
Cholls:
my brother if any lady can not wash my car she's finished tongue

Hope u are ready to wash her pants?
TV/Movies / Re: Alan Rickman (Severus Snape), Harry Potter Actor, Dies Aged 69 by macdelene(m): 9:43pm On Jan 15, 2016
Eyaaa, my friend. I just love his character. May his soul rest in peace
Religion / Re: Pastor Buries Charm In Church In Benin by macdelene(m): 6:56am On Dec 29, 2015
adeaks:
When did it become a crime for someone to bury charm in front of his church. This is about individual religious beliefs. If you believe the pastor is occultic, then avoid his church while warning others to do likewise.

Now that he has been arrested, what crime will he be charged for and under which law? undecided

End time member
Literature / Re: Five Books You Must Have Read As A Nigerian by macdelene(m): 2:36pm On Dec 24, 2015
REMMEI:
What's "Eze goes to school" doing on the list if you can't include

•Akin goes to school

•Sani goes to school ?


Or probably you're trying to tell us the book 'you' have read as a Nigerian.


My dear even 1.Chike and the River 2. Juju rock

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Family / Re: I Am In A Dilemma by macdelene(m): 6:07am On Dec 18, 2015
niggi4life:
I won't advice u to go for the lazy girl(Labake) and neither will I recommend the other one as u don't av any feelings for her else u will just blame ursef.


My guy u never see wife o


My dear he don see, na fear dey worry am, he don dey give too much excuse, come oooo which person dey perfect when u dey look for perfect wife?
Family / Re: 'I'm Childless! But, My Landlady Is Pregnant For My Husband!' by macdelene(m): 8:14pm On Dec 13, 2015
JrizzyJosh:
Lol! After all the abortion you committed then. ..now you are here. .don't blame the nigga. ..He needs a baby! Stay away from premature sex all this girls nor go hear

Yeye dey smell here ooooo, so every woman who has issues with child bearing has committed. Abortion ? Abi?

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