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Business / Re: What Business Can I Start With N15 Million? by machere44: 7:36pm On Dec 30, 2013
chukel:
U need advice? Then take it. D way dat money came so shall it go Amen. If it is taxpayers money dat u stole just like ur oga jonathan, may It go down d drain, Amen. U tink u can run from politics section and come here to advertise ur stolen wealth. The more u guys steal from dis nation, d more d devil will strike u with confusion.

I dont think there is an issue with someone having N15M and it must have come from stealing Taxpayers money or like our Politicians.. If you live abroad, you will know that people get paid money sometimes from a Lawsuit,Insurance from a dead spouse Lottery etc The List is endless... No be everybody wey get money be thief o. Wake up from all this poverty mentality. You sound depressed and frustrated. This person needs advice and I think he deserves one. if you no get anything contribute abeg go your village.

Adverts / Re: I Do Your Shopping in the US and Cargo To Naija For You.!!! You Just Relax. by machere44: 2:23am On Feb 09, 2013
ummisence: HA!!! HA!!! HA!!! IN THIS COUNTRY HUMAN BEING KE NIGER FOR THAT MATER



I don't seem to understand your post. Are you saying its not possible in Naija? FYI I have clients already that we have been doing business for 2 years and I have never seen or met them,A few of us are still businessmen
Adverts / I Do Your Shopping in the US and Cargo To Naija For You.!!! You Just Relax. by machere44: 5:20pm On Feb 07, 2013
For those inetersted in buying clothes/shoes/accessories/Cars/electronics basically almost anything in USA please contact me. I will do all the running around for you,Get you the best deal and Cargo your goods to Naija for you.

I will save you airfare, spending money etc as I work with a few boutique owners and individuals in Lagos. Abuja and Ibadan already.
Contact me if intested.serious enquiries only No timewasters please

namachere@yahoo.com
Business / Re: Shipping Goods From Usa To Nigeria - Which Is The Cheapest? by machere44: 5:05pm On Feb 07, 2013
Temitope6708: Pls, I'm expecting some goods, it's gonna be cargoed, it's an iPhone and ps3, the last time an iPad was shipped to me via FedEx, I had to pay customs duty of 12500, pls I'll love to know if I'll still have to pay now, coz its gonna be sent via cargo, I dunno if I'm making much sense, but I'm just confused, thanks smiley


You dont have to pay anything with CArgo. Sometimes they frown at stuff like leather shoes etc but mostly festive periods..
Business / Re: Shipping Goods From Usa To Nigeria - Which Is The Cheapest? by machere44: 5:00pm On Feb 07, 2013
Hello all,
If you need to buy goods and ship to Nigeria, contact me.(clothes/electronics/Accesories/ Almost anything I will do your shopping for you and I will cargo to Nigeria. What I offer you is Logistics.

Contact me if you are interested. I have a few refrences in Abuja, Lagos and Ibadan.
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Car Talk / Re: State Your 'auto Near Death Experience' And Why/how It Happened by machere44: 6:02pm On Jul 31, 2012
Mine was around midnight Xmas eve/Xmas day 1999 or 2000 on falomo Bridge, We were driving in 2 cars from Ikoyi headed to lekki ph 1 to meet up with friends from "Obodo Oyibo".To cut the matter short, My friend and I somersaulted and flipped in one car like 3 times and landed on the side in the middle of falomo bridge, the other car in front was also upside down and 2 girls had passed out inside with major injuries.Horrible day, Spent half of the day in the hospital with girls and the other half at Bar Beach police station writing statement and getting extorted. I also had to lie to my parents that I was preparing for one 100 level exam that was cancelled and rescheduled for Jan 2nd or so. (shame on me).Good thing was that I told my friend to wear his seatbelts as we left ikoyi even though FRSC and LASTMA had no seatbelts enforcement then
Autos / Very Clean, 2002 Nissan Maxima SE by machere44: 5:20pm On Jul 31, 2012
Nissan Maxima SE,3.5,V6,Alloys,Cloth, Premium Sound system, CD player, No sun-roof, Naija registered but never used. Contact me namachere@yahoo.com. Pix coming up, N1.299M OBO/ONO
Adverts / Re: Genuine Crude Oil Allocation! by machere44: 5:18am On Sep 26, 2011
Is dis issac of McHenry
Career / Re: Human Resource Professionals: by machere44: 6:48pm On Aug 07, 2010
[b]@ Sleekdude,
I am interested in ur " something big" and will appreciate if u can fill me in. I am currently in the United States , HR proff and trying to come home to see wsup, my email is namachere@yahoo.com
Hope to hear from you soonest
Travel / Re: Nigerian Embassy In Italy Is A Shame. by machere44: 6:12am On Aug 06, 2010
The Consulate in Atlanta is not any different, I called one day and d woman was obviously on speaker phone and it sounded like she was in kitchen cuz I could hear all kinds of utensils and stuff, Then they close at 2pm for the day and dont attend to anyone after that so help me ask where I will go in an Emeergency when my consulate closes at 2pm
Politics / Re: Nigerians In Diaspora Can’t Vote In 2011,says Jonathan by machere44: 1:06pm On Jul 27, 2010
Who the hell wanted to vote before, Until I see that they have all been struck by lightning and people with fear are in govt before I go vote for that country, The results are out already fopr the 2011 elections my fellow NL, who is fooling who, REVOLUTION!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Career / Re: Say Thank You To Someone Today For What You Have Achieved In Your Career by machere44: 3:36am On Jul 08, 2010
Well I am not yet on track careerwise, I have gone thru the trouble of getting an MSc degree in UK, I have done some other courses and still no job yet but all in all, I give thanks to GOD, with HIM nothing is impossible
Career / Re: She Sacked Me because Am A Lesbian by machere44: 6:21am On Jul 04, 2010
So disgusted, Homosexuality is a big issue, God destroyed sodom cuz of dat single sin period, men wanted to rape angels,,women sleeping with women,,, kai,, lesbo ask God for help quick quick, even correct guys get fired for having something with oga's daughter hw much more a lesbian, ,
Food / Re: Cost Of Mama Put Food by machere44: 4:18am On Jun 29, 2010
o boy, dat bank olemoh has no part 2 o, *****haaaaaaa*****8bank olemoh designer rice*************
NYSC / Re: NYSC: Which State/Year Did You Serve? by machere44: 6:16am On Jun 27, 2010
Benue State,, Igumale LG. from otukpo was 1hr 30mins okada ride or 3hrs bus ride (which comes only once a day so once u miss am, till 2mro bro.Also it took that bus 4hrs to fill up, men that was the  first and last time on dat ooollllld rickety bus,No NEPA before, no roads just a path of red sand.what else what else. Pls note, other ajuwaya's adv me that my LG was jand compared to some other.My classmate actually rode camel. honestly as a bachelor,
NYSC / Re: NYSC: Which State/Year Did You Serve? by machere44: 6:13am On Jun 27, 2010
Benue State,, Igumale LG. from otukpo was 1hr 30mins okada ride or 3hrs bus ride (which comes only once a day so once u miss am, till 2mro bro.Also it took that bus 4hrs to fill up, men that was the first and last time on dat ooollllld rickety bus,No NEPA before, no roads just a path of red sand.what else what else. Pls note, other ajuwaya's adv me that my LG was jand compared to some other.My classmate actually rode camel. honestly as a bachelor,
Art, Graphics & Video / Re: Will A U.S. Plasma HDTV Work In Nigeria? by machere44: 7:19pm On Jun 15, 2010
@ mufasa, I know they have good stuff but why shd I pay 3xx the price when I can save the cost. I buy my TV and all from argos or wherever and still get my .I dont think chinese manufacturers built anything for ruggedity for naija maret alone, if anything they are substandard and will rather buy the ones with standards etc, as per supporting my own, there is no my own ** the samsung store and all the likes are all importing from asia. My own will be more like the adebowales ** DEBO*electronics and I guess they have run d mans biznez down, trust naija sobatage* everybody is trying to make a ridiculous profit off of me but unfortunate I have access to where they get dem for and I can arrange myself. I can even sell some to u at a cheaper price if u want, sorry mate,
Art, Graphics & Video / Re: Will A U.S. Plasma HDTV Work In Nigeria? by machere44: 2:36am On Jun 15, 2010
buying a TV in naija may or may not work, u need to check all the things those TV repairers on Nairaland have recommended o. I also wanted to buy some for sale last year cuz I saw dem for really really cheap but when I started hearing of PAL, NTSC etc I just abandon dat plan. I was in naija laswt week and tryin to relocate so I am trying tto ship everything down form yankee. I just came in from the best buy and brandsmart electronics store 10mins ago and I was enquiring if the Air/Cons and gens would work in naija but trust american store associates, dem no know nada, so all u hear is "not too sure about that maam", even manager no sabi doremi. I will jst buy dem from Argos or PC World in london where I am sure we use the same frequency and everythin d same d same/
Travel / Re: Passengers Weep As Aero Aircraft Struggle To Land For Hours by machere44: 6:38am On May 07, 2010
prominent indeed abi criminals, useless people, I am sure itw as because of the innocent ones on board God dint allow it, we would have been rejoicing that at least the loot from the so called 90 prominent nigerians can @ least spread to some other people and hopefully not criminally like mided peeps too,,, crooks!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Family / Re: Is Her Mom Using Her For Slavery In London ? by machere44: 2:11am On May 05, 2010
This story is very pathetic, Infact which kind boyfriend u be sef,are u in the UK or naija? Honestly strange things happen in that town o and I believe u. I worked in waterloo / clapham jcn staion for16months myself doin crazy hrs as a student 7am -3pm (clapham Junction) then rush to waterloo 4pm -8pm.I almost ran mad and I would have stabbed any mother collecting that money,
This is my advice
(1) poison the woman but if she cant poison,
( b) call the cops, if she cant,
( c) open a fresh bank acc and transfer her direct debit there, tell d witch there was a problem with the company or bank and the salary didnt come in but they will pay it with the next pay schedule either next week or 2weeks time depending. Of course she will suspect foul play but she cant do nada. when the 2nd salary comes to the new acc, she should would be looking at about 450pounds and she can go and look for 1 room somewhere cheap for starters start paying 75-100 pounds weekly, ( south-east, south london etc i did it too) for those who live there forgive me, then u start ur life and think of what u want to do.
It wont be too long before the witch turns her into a prostitute and arranging her for all those irrespoible naija men in london,

Also remind her say na student visa oand if Immigration catches her doing more tha 20hrs a wk, na Murtala Muhammed Airport be dat o
Travel / Re: Man Sneaks Into Airline Plane’s Tyre Compartment by machere44: 5:33am On Apr 22, 2010
men this is the height, there was no way he would survive it in there, its freaking 12hrs 30,000-50,000ft, blanket or no blanket except he went into the engine which would have been warmer but he probably would have been minced meat . does anyone see stupidity here and desperation
Celebrities / Re: Larry King Seeks 8th Divorce (divorces 7th Wife) by machere44: 5:10am On Apr 22, 2010
@ Gold Mind,
I guess u are not married thats why, have u thought about what it was that was bothering this almost dead man that he couldnt just endure till he passed away, I can see it very well. sometimes, our spouses can literally drive u insane
Business / Re: What Is Lucrative To Do In Nigeria by machere44: 4:52am On Apr 22, 2010
Great advice,
like I said I already a confirmed flight ticket for end of may and will be there for a month, I have the funny feeling i will be staying longer as I plan to do as much research as possible, I am already coming with male and female clothes that when sold would sustain me for my living expeses, recharge card , gas etc. maybe nairaland would actually be a good place to start advertising my male and female clothings I want to sell. LOL.I, ko easy
Career / Re: Human Resource Professionals: by machere44: 4:40am On Apr 22, 2010
sorry for the late response, I was trying to eat something, namachere@yahoo.com. hit me right now,
Properties / Re: Bedrooms For Rent In Central London by machere44: 4:18am On Apr 22, 2010
Hmm,
I think thats the catch word there ** A room in this kind of SET UP",,what kind of set is it ooo?
Autos / Re: CUSTOMS CLEARING AGENT ( ADEXFEM ) by machere44: 3:55am On Apr 22, 2010
Mr Adexfem,
I'm new to the forum but it seems like u can clear cars that over the age bracket( is it 10yrs ?) as I have seen a couple of 1996- 99 models u quoted prices that u will clear, let me know what is what. is it just minivans that have no age limit or even cars too. I have a 97' maxima here and I dont mind sending it to lagos to manage when I come in june and sell it when i am coming back.seems like u have a lot of converts and followers on the thread and if truly u are for real then I see u goin places, I see a million people here everyday who need trustworthy clearing agents but the stories we hear are terrible., we shall see
Nagode
Career / Re: Human Resource Professionals: by machere44: 3:02am On Apr 22, 2010
Iranloladun,
I am a member of SHRM? do have something for me?
Career / Re: Human Resource Professionals: by machere44: 2:51am On Apr 22, 2010
I just joined this forum as I have been looking fo like-minded people, I also intend to practice HR in Nigeria which is why I have travelled half of the world to gather as much as I could. for Cutiesme,(UK and US). I actually just finished my SHRM PHR preparatory classes here in the United States and hopefully intend to write my exams next month, The reason is I am heading to naija end of May and I was hoping to gather as much certificates and degrees as possible and hopefully secure a job , I am quite fed up with living outside nigeria and enuf is enuf ( O ti to ge). let me know if u have any questions about the SHRM ( Society for Human Resource Mgt) body as a whole as I am a member here.
Business / Re: What Is Lucrative To Do In Nigeria by machere44: 2:29am On Apr 22, 2010
Thank u Protocol,
I have thought about that but I have not really found anyone who is well grounded in it, everybody says this and that but in ur case u have said u actually engage in it so I may take up ur offer and send u an e-mail, as for the hassle thats what I do, I was born to be a hustler, I have just been out of the system for some time and I need some reintroduction again.The moment u stay too long in dis obodo oyibo u start to have some funny mentality and a one time rist taker would turn into jelly fish. Thanx a million
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Urgent Vacancy by machere44: 2:24am On Apr 20, 2010
hmm, are they goin to market their bodies too?
Business / Re: What Is Lucrative To Do In Nigeria by machere44: 2:11am On Apr 20, 2010
I happened to be in ur shoes and thsts why probably I am the first to respond, I am actually fed up with this oyibo land and I really looking @ moving, I have tickets to naija for 1 month to see and may just extend my reeturn dates for a year. I also dont plan to work and need some serious info on legit source of income. I will be looking on ur post to see if any reasonable suggestions are made

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