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CrimeRe: Absu Gang violation: Victim Agreed To Be violated – Police by Machine007: 1:07pm On Oct 10, 2011
Because the girl insulted them that was why she was raped. ok we will take that. which means for the police, the VC and abia state government to deny the story in the first place can also be seen as an insult to every nigerian.

Hence, is our turn to RAPE THEM.
ComputersRe: Steve Jobs Is Dead by Machine007: 8:24am On Oct 06, 2011
RIP Steve Jobs.
TravelRe: Travel Section Game by Machine007: 8:21am On Oct 06, 2011
false.
Steve Jobs, co founder of Apple is dead. learnt he did not pay for his college education, true/false.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Samuel Eto To Be The Highest Paid Footballer If Signed by Machine007: 3:03pm On Aug 22, 2011
amblors:
grin grin grin
Amblors, pls, what is wrong with the above phrase.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Samuel Eto To Be The Highest Paid Footballer If Signed by Machine007: 2:58pm On Aug 22, 2011
amblors:
grin grin grin
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Amblors, pls, what is wrong with the above phrase.
CelebritiesRe: Sam Loco, Dead Or Alive by Machine007: 11:46am On Aug 08, 2011
Sam Loco is dead according to news paper report, but 2baba said he is alive. has he started SMOKING marijuana again?.
PoliticsRe: Ume Ezeoke Sept 8 1935- August 2 2011 by Machine007: 1:10pm On Aug 03, 2011
who is going to answer that question of ANPP being part of 6 yrs single term?.
PoliticsRe: New Lawmakers To Receive One Billion Naira For Accommodation by Machine007: 4:57pm On Jun 28, 2011
I CAN REMEMBER VERY WELL WHEN FORMER BRITISH PRIME MINISTER GORDON BROWN LOST TO THE CURRENT ONE DAVID CAMERON, THE FORMER LEFT HIS OFFICIAL HOUSE IMMEDIATELY FOR THE PRESENT IN I SAW IT AS PART OF THE CEREMONY (A LIVE BROADCAST).

WHY CANT OUR PEOPLE LEARN THE BETTER THINGS ABOUT THIS "DEMO CRAZY".
Jokes EtcRe: As Nigerians What Do We All Have In Common? by Machine007: 4:11pm On Jun 24, 2011
WE ALL LAKE PATIENCE.

WE ARE ALL IN A HURRY.
RomanceRe: Appearance/Beauty, Character Or Money: Why Do People Fall In Love? by Machine007: 3:43pm On Jun 23, 2011
andyanders:
Money. Without money no Love. Period. How can you reason well and think of love when you don’t have money? How can one feel love when you don’t have job?
How can a man's manhood rise, when his brain is not settled? Any man who has not eaten and his manhood is rising, you have to check him, he must be mentally sick. If a woman wants to sleep with a man when she is hungry and have not eaten, then she is equally mentally sick. How can you look smart when you do not have money? How can you appear good without money? Money is beauty. That is why people like OBJ can even sleep with an 18yr old girl. What is Love? Combination of so many things put together is love.
GOD bless u

Pls can can ur d, k stand when u are hungry.
CelebritiesRe: Who Did This To Basketmouth? by Machine007: 2:52pm On Jun 20, 2011
another observation the ears are not the same.
CelebritiesRe: Who Did This To Basketmouth? by Machine007: 2:50pm On Jun 20, 2011
This not funny, its photo shop. how can he wear the same west jacket smiling the same way.the  goorimanmkpa is imported.
SportsRe: "i Would Be Available If Invited By Coach Samson Siasia" - Yakubu by Machine007: 11:57am On Jun 15, 2011
DREAM OF THE YEAR, WELDON YAK.

JUST WAIT A LITTLE YOUR TIME WILL COME, I PROMISE YOU, YOU WILL HAVE YOUR PLACE IN SUPER EAGLES.

SO, IF SIA 1 INVITE U, U GO COME ABI. NONSESTICAL NONSENSE.
PoliticsRe: Bankole, The Sin Bearer - Sam Omatseye by Machine007: 10:57am On Jun 15, 2011
Omotseye at it again, in the wake of restoring his OWN LOST glory.

but i think he is AWO CRAZY, check the below from his write up.

"Remember the Ekiti saga where he turned minstrelsy about sending the army to the rerun election so that Segun Oni, the apostate with the phony Awo cap, could rig the elections?"
PoliticsRe: How America Pushed Jonathan To Order Bankole's Arrest - US Diplomatic Cable by Machine007: 3:45pm On Jun 13, 2011
"In that case, I will instruct Waziri (EFCC boss, Farida Waziri) to go and get him," Jonathan said. "That's my boy," the Ambassador muttered under his breath.

That above statement is were the writer got it wrong.

How can an ambassador, call the president of a country HIS BOY.

COOKED STORY.
PoliticsRe: Buhari Broke Into Tears by Machine007: 4:17pm On Apr 13, 2011
Beaf!:
@ OP

It is your clueless GEJ that will surely break into tears when he has finally ran out of 'luck'
Even if Buhari is defeated in this election it will not be a new thing to him, he has been there. But your visionless president has always been banking on luck throughout his career.

cheesy cheesy
pls tell me who doesn't need luck in what s/he is doing.
PoliticsRe: Iyabo Obasanjo Poised For Ministerial Appointment After Losing Senate Seat by Machine007: 1:12pm On Apr 12, 2011
pls, is baba still laughing huhhuhhuhhuh?
EducationRe: ABC Of Common Errors And Mistakes In English by Machine007: 1:38pm On Apr 11, 2011
i have followed this discussion from the very 1st PAGE, to the last. Now, i can see that you guys are tired and have nothing more to offer.

Hence, i advice we move to something else, another topice that is mind blowing.
PoliticsRe: Buhari - Live In Kano With Pictures! by Machine007: 1:40pm On Mar 30, 2011
pls, how many almajere's do we have in the crowd and how many are ELIGIBLE to VOTE.

to me the crowd those not mean anything if they(ALL) can not vote.
PoliticsRe: Buhari - Live In Kano With Pictures! by Machine007: 1:18pm On Mar 30, 2011
the crowd those not mean anything as long as they are not registered voters.
Christianity EtcRe: Church Gate Fee: Pastors Condemn Oyakhilome by Machine007: 3:30pm On Jan 10, 2011
whats up ppl, imagine pastor chris being the gate man in heaven. what do u think will happenhuhhuh?
FamilyRe: Annoying Spousal Habits by Machine007: 3:41pm On Dec 24, 2010
THANK GOD I BELONG TO THIS FORUM, THOUGH AM NOT MARRIED BUT I THINK ITS FUN DOING ALL THESE NEGATIVE STUFF. TO BE SINCERE IF THESE ARE WHAT MARRIAGE IS ALL ABOUT THEN I NOT SCARED ANY MORE. I CANT WAIT FOR GOD BLESSING.
RomanceRe: How Should Men Overcome Womanizing? by Machine007: 3:14pm On Oct 18, 2010
dobodobo:
Cut of your manliness according to the bible and it will automatically stop you from Womanizing
DO YOU KNOW HOW MANY TIMES I HAVE THOUGHT OF THAT, BUT THAT WILL NOT HELP because I NEED THE JT FOR ITS RIGHTFUL PURPOSE.

IF ONLY I CAN HAVE THE REMOTE CONTROL MYSELF INSTEAD OF LINKING IT TO THE BRAIN, THAT WILL HELP A LOT.
RomanceRe: How Should Men Overcome Womanizing? by Machine007: 3:04pm On Oct 18, 2010
JUST LIKE MY FRIEND USE TO SAY "THERE IS DIGNITY IN LABOR"

IF YOU ARE NOT A WOMANIZER U NEED TO ALWAYS THANK GOD FOR, THAT BECAUSE CURRENTLY THAT'S ONE HABIT I HAVE ASK AND PRAYED TO GOD TO DELIVER ME FROM.

I WISH I CAN STOP THIS. GOD PLS HELP ME.
PoliticsRe: 2011: Alamieyeseigha Heads Jonathan’s Campaign ! by Machine007: 1:54pm On Aug 24, 2010
Are u sure there was a meeting at all with Alarm's and the people mentioned but come to think of it, who those people involve in the meeting, out Jimoh, other are not house hold names.
FamilyRe: Is It Proper To Make My Wife Next Of Kin? by Machine007: 9:18am On Jul 12, 2010
NO HOW CAN YOU MAKE YOUR WIFE YOUR NEXT OF KIN WHILE YOUR GIRL FRIEND IS THERE,

THE RIGHT THING TO DO IS TO MAKE YOUR GIRL FRIEND YOUR NEXT OF KIN.

OLO SHI.
SportsRe: If Nigeria Beats Argentina I Will: by Machine007: 8:32am On Jun 14, 2010
I WILL ENTER MY OKADA,

USE BACK GO GHANA.

GA U! U!! U!! U!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
CelebritiesRe: Which Nigerian Actress Is Good The Most In Crying On Set? by Machine007: 3:26pm On Jun 03, 2010
HAVE ANY OF YOU WATCHED KILL THE BRIDE

Kill the Bride

Kill the Bride

Kill the Bride
CelebritiesRe: Which Nigerian Actress Is Good The Most In Crying On Set? by Machine007: 2:54pm On Jun 03, 2010
Its between Nkiru Silvernus ans Mercy Johnson,

But i will give it to johson because i one of her movies she cried all through d end of d movie so teeeeeee i pity am.
PoliticsRe: Yar'adua Or Dagrin's Death: Which Pained You More? by Machine007: 12:13pm On May 13, 2010
Well, based on the fact that these two people came from a family, definitely they will be missed. as a father,  yar' dua's children will miss him while da'grin's siblings will also miss him.

But 4 me i feel the same thing 4 both of them because they were taken away they the same thing that took MY BELOVED FATHER AWAY.

Its so painful that i still miss him the more up to this very moment n pray that almighty God will give me the wisdom n grace to do his wish.
PoliticsRe: Jonathan Approves Further Foreign Treatment For Yar’adua by Machine007: 8:32am On Apr 12, 2010
I like this let him approve all the money they need, all am interesting in is how he will be leaving for the second missionary journey.

Will he be leaving the country in the day time or night?

this is what we call LAST FIGHT in foreign movies. lol

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