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Business / Re: Why Do Our Bank Charges Us N301 While Cbn Sell For Them At N199 Per Dollar by Machine007: 9:36pm On Jan 21, 2016
why are we complaining, the CBN employed the service of a foreign company (Travelex) and gave them the their terms and conditions the wailers are complaining your own institutions are the one ripping you off.

Now you can now compare the banks, BDC's and Travelex (the foreign company) which one is better.
Politics / Re: "I Asked God To Protect Me By Making Jonathan Lose" - Amaechi by Machine007: 8:36am On Aug 04, 2015
And God answered your prayer. Well remember that its only possible that you asked God for forgiveness which am sure he did,

Please, don't go back to your evil ways because Jonathan is also asking for atonement of sins, hope you know what means. Kama is a bitch.
Family / Re: You Will Definitely Find Your Neighbour Among These. by Machine007: 5:27pm On Jul 29, 2015
lol very funny, saw them including myself(passive neighbour). but one is not on the list would have love to call him passive neighbour but.....

Sorry I don't know who is reading this.
Sports / Re: Enyeama To Appear Before NFF Disciplinary Committee, Onazi Fined by Machine007: 6:48am On Jun 21, 2015
Why would they fine him dollars, what does the CBN policies say about payment in foreign current. Or do they mean $5000 equivelent.
Pls someone educate me if am wrong.

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Politics / Re: President Goodluck Jonathan's Reply To Obasanjo's Letter by Machine007: 11:07pm On Dec 22, 2013
Have never read such a lengthy post on this forum, its shows how much I LOVE this man GEJ. What is wrong with Abati writting a letter for his Boss, if that is what he is paid for then he is doing his job. I believe OBJ is not the author of his own letter and won't be surprise if he pays someone to read GEJ reply.

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TV/Movies / Re: Game Of Thrones Discussion (Beware Of Spoilers) by Machine007: 7:17pm On Apr 03, 2013
Talking about quotes fron Game of Throne,my best is from Tyrion "when you are afraid,it means you are not stupidd"
Education / Re: UNICAL Sacks 4 Lecturers And Demotes 10 For Plagiarism And Fraud by Machine007: 4:07pm On Mar 16, 2013
UNICAL leads others should follow. They were once at the TOP. I don't knw what to say and my oga at the top will say another.Great Malabits Freash air datz all
Politics / Re: APC Unfolds 7-point Agenda by Machine007: 10:18am On Feb 21, 2013
This politicians will not kill me. They haven't started yet and they are coping PDP.

Why 7 point agenda ? that will also remaind Nigerians of the failed promises from the ruling party.

To be sincere when i saw that, the next thing that came to my mind is Share the money. dont get it twisted GEJ all the way unless he is not interested.

The angel You know is better than the devil you dont know.
Sports / Re: Nigeria Vs Burkina Faso - AFCON 2013 Final (1 - 0) - On 10th February 2013 by Machine007: 8:16pm On Feb 10, 2013
Up Nigeria in God we trust GOOOOaal
Sports / Re: Nigeria Vs Burkina Faso - AFCON 2013 Final (1 - 0) - On 10th February 2013 by Machine007: 7:36pm On Feb 10, 2013
Up Nigeria in God we Trust.
Music/Radio / Re: CBS Warns Grammy Attendees To Cover Up Private Parts by Machine007: 12:53pm On Feb 09, 2013
Please, can someone call David Mark attention to this at least he should be aware that even the Ameriacans are getting tired of indicency.
Education / Re: Nicknames Your Teachers Were Given In School And How They Earned It. by Machine007: 4:08pm On Jan 22, 2013
[b]AKPU ISHI BECAUSE HE NEVER HAD A HAIR CUT FOR A LONG TIME[/b
Education / Re: Nicknames Your Teachers Were Given In School And How They Earned It. by Machine007: 4:07pm On Jan 22, 2013
[b][/b][size=8pt][/size]AKPU ISHI BECAUSE HE NEVER HAD A HAIR CUT FOR A LONG TIME.
TV/Movies / Re: Name Ur Best Seasonal Movie Of All Time by Machine007: 11:15pm On Jan 12, 2013
[color=#990000][/color][b][/b]Seasonal movies 1)prison break 2)jumong. Non seasonal and the best of d best is BRAVE HEART (UHURU)
TV/Movies / Re: Name Ur Best Seasonal Movie Of All Time by Machine007: 11:13pm On Jan 12, 2013
Seasonal movies 1)prison break 2)jumong. Non seasonal and the best of d best is BRAVE HEART (UHURU)
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Stoke City Vs Chelsea (0 - 4) On 12th January 2013 by Machine007: 6:10pm On Jan 12, 2013
If Walters had scored the third goal will it be counted as had tricks, will he take the ball home
Romance / Re: What If Your Pastor Says She Is Not The One For You by Machine007: 1:07pm On Jan 11, 2013
PLEASE HOUSE LETS LOOK AT IT FROM ANOTHER ANGLE.

WHAT IF YOU KEEP SEEING SIGNS THAT A GIRL YOU SO MUCH LOVE AND WANT TO MARRY IS NOT YOUR WIFE, YET THERE IS NO ANSWER TO YOUR PRAYERS ON WHO YOU SHOULD MARRY.

WHAT WILL YOU DO
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Chelsea Vs QPR (0 - 1) On 2nd January 2012 by Machine007: 10:45pm On Jan 02, 2013
QPR DESERVES 9 POINTS FOR WINNING THIS GAME EVEN IF THEY FAIL TO WIN ANOTHER GAME THIS IS MORE THAN ENOUGH.

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Autos / Re: 2002 Kia Sorento Registered For Sale Super Clean And Fresh by Machine007: 9:15pm On Dec 22, 2012
What's ur price?
Autos / Kia Sorento 2004 Engine Number by Machine007: 3:59pm On Dec 21, 2012
PLEASE, I NEED AN URGENT ASSITANT, HOW DO I GET THE ENGINE NUMBER FOR KIA SORENTO 2004. I CALLED A MECHANIC TO GET IT BUT THE NUMBER HE GAVE ME AS THE ENGINE NUMEBR IS FAR FROM KIA SORENTO ENGINE NUMBER.
Health / Re: Squeezing Bosoms "Can Stop Cancer" by Machine007: 7:02am On Dec 20, 2012
Don't u think is high time we guys start asking for service charge

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Politics / Re: Azazi, Yakowa Die In Helicopter Crash? by Machine007: 11:42pm On Dec 15, 2012
Tears in my eyes "May the soul of the departed rest in peace".amen
Politics / Re: Flash: We Have Returned $700m Abacha Loot – Swiss envoy by Machine007: 12:01pm On Dec 05, 2012
Why do we(FG)keep borrowing.why can't they take from d loot.
Education / Re: Fact You Should Know About English by Machine007: 11:31pm On Nov 13, 2012
I lvoe niarlnad.so much talnet.
Business / Re: Do You Destroy Your Scratch Card After Use? by Machine007: 11:28am On Jul 09, 2012
So after successfully carring out a crime, the person will confortablly sits there and recharge his/her phone before running away from the crime site. ROBIN HOOD.
TV/Movies / Re: Favourite Movie Quotes by Machine007: 3:12pm On Jun 25, 2012
"When you play the game of thrones, you win or you die. There is no middle ground." Cersei Lannister.

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TV/Movies / Re: Favourite Movie Quotes by Machine007: 2:15pm On Jun 25, 2012
"When you are afraid, it means you are not stupid" Game of Throne(the imp tyrion lannister).

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Travel / Re: Survivor Of Dana Plane Crash!!! by Machine007: 1:49pm On Jun 04, 2012
black_beau: funny enough,we are all sympathising with those aboard the plane.wat about those poor people in their houses:those houses where the plane crashed.are'nt they human or has their lack of affluence turned made their lives worthless? Nobody is even consoling them and that is very brutal:

My broda i have been asking the same question.

When the families of those onboard the air craft will asking for insurance, what will the families of the victims that did not board the air craft be asking for
Politics / Re: So They Never Really Loved MKO by Machine007: 1:20pm On May 30, 2012
This has nothing to do with LOVING MKO, rather is the avenue to tell a bad government to look else where.

GEJ has so many problems to handle why creating more

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TV/Movies / Re: What The Hell Is Going On In This Ad? by Machine007: 10:29am On May 30, 2012
I have always loved ALL MTN adverts, but the one 2 guys were in a lady's shop browsing the internet with a phone, it took longer to connect and on the process they grew bears and old but the lady in the shop is still young the way she was at the begining.

I dont think they got it right.

I have been waiting for them to correct that mistake and if they fail to do i will ..........

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Foreign Affairs / Re: Gadhafi Captured? On CNN (Pictures) by Machine007: 3:58pm On Oct 20, 2011
mad dog of the middle east is dead.
Gaming / Re: The Games U Played As A Child by Machine007: 3:35pm On Oct 14, 2011
crown corks, the best so far.that is setting the corks and standing from a distance to hit with another cork.Not for AJIBOTA at all.

i saw table soccer somewhere but its only when u win in the crown corks game u then select your best team for table soccer.

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