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RomanceRe: Nigerian Lesbian Couple, Dr. Elizabeth And Krystle Ekpo Wed In US (Photos) by Machinegun91(m): 6:22am On May 18, 2023
The Nigerian government should Bann those old senseless evil demons from entering Nigeria.
HealthRe: Infertility: Men Responsible For 60% Causes – Dr Ajayi Abayomi by Machinegun91(m): 6:23pm On May 17, 2023
Fela


Lucky Dube

Bob Marley

Terry g

They all have children
CrimeRe: Suspected Fulani Herdsmen Kill 40 In Bwoi Mangu, Plateau Attack (Graphic Photos) by Machinegun91(m): 12:32pm On May 17, 2023
Forgive us our sins oh God
Science/TechnologyRe: Lightning Strike Creates New Material Seen On Earth ‘For The First Time’ (Pics) by Machinegun91(m): 12:15pm On May 17, 2023
Looks like fried chicken lap
Foreign AffairsRe: Dr. Joseph Dituri Breaks Record For Time Spent Living Underwater by Machinegun91(m): 12:13pm On May 17, 2023
Oyibo na witches right from time
EducationThe History And Origin Of Tiv People In Nigeria by Machinegun91(op): 8:20am On May 17, 2023
Tiv Origin
Part 1.
Once upon a time on a hilly place in South Africa. There lived an influential man who was called Takuruku, married to Aliwe and had many children. The last of whom he named Tiv, translated means" my own" in Bantu language.
Takuruku loved Tiv more than his many sons because Tiv was hardworking and had great love for his parents and as the child of his dotage. As the family multiplied in numbers, frequent family squabble arose and Tiv who was cool headed left home ( twev) to Congo on Takuruku's demise.
Tiv married Ayaaya with four children, three sons and a daughter Gbe (first) , Ipusu (second) and Ichongo ( third ) and Anadenden (daughter). Gbe left home shortly on their arrival in the Congo to find a new homestead and never returned and Tiv was left with Ipusu and Ichongo working as brothers.
To this present day, the Tiv tribe would share anything even meat and a piece is thrown to the ground with the words " de mvande nan Gbe". Same is done with drinks before others can drink keeping with the tradition the eldest must first be given the share of anything.
Tiv passed away leaving Aya ( wife ) as the children fondly called her and his two sons Ipusu and Ichongo with their families who were outstanding members of d community to the chargrind of thier host who then hatched a plot to attack and annihilate the entire Tiv family. Information was leaked as fate would have it and the Tiv family fled but on reaching Congo River got stranded not knowing how to get across and escape their enemies. A mysterious snake the " Ikyalem" a green snake sacred to the Tiv tribe to this day appeared and spread itself across the River for the Tiv people to cross over the river Congo to safety until they got to the mountains straddling the border between Nigeria and Cameron. It is a taboo to kill the Ikyalem ( green snake ) and when a Tiv man comes across a dead Ikyalem he would pour sand over it to symbolize burial rite.
Tiv migrated from Congo through vari

LiteratureThe Origin Of Tiv People by Machinegun91(op): 6:13am On May 17, 2023
Tiv Origin
Part 1.
Once upon a time on a hilly place in South Africa. There lived an influential man who was called Takuruku, married to Aliwe and had many children. The last of whom he named Tiv, translated means" my own" in Bantu language.
Takuruku loved Tiv more than his many sons because Tiv was hardworking and had great love for his parents and as the child of his dotage. As the family multiplied in numbers, frequent family squabble arose and Tiv who was cool headed left home ( twev) to Congo on Takuruku's demise.
Tiv married Ayaaya with four children, three sons and a daughter Gbe (first) , Ipusu (second) and Ichongo ( third ) and Anadenden (daughter). Gbe left home shortly on their arrival in the Congo to find a new homestead and never returned and Tiv was left with Ipusu and Ichongo working as brothers.
To this present day, the Tiv tribe would share anything even meat and a piece is thrown to the ground with the words " de mvande nan Gbe". Same is done with drinks before others can drink keeping with the tradition the eldest must first be given the share of anything.
Tiv passed away leaving Aya ( wife ) as the children fondly called her and his two sons Ipusu and Ichongo with their families who were outstanding members of d community to the chargrind of thier host who then hatched a plot to attack and annihilate the entire Tiv family. Information was leaked as fate would have it and the Tiv family fled but on reaching Congo River got stranded not knowing how to get across and escape their enemies. A mysterious snake the " Ikyalem" a green snake sacred to the Tiv tribe to this day appeared and spread itself across the River for the Tiv people to cross over the river Congo to safety until they got to the mountains straddling the border between Nigeria and Cameron. It is a taboo to kill the Ikyalem ( green snake ) and when a Tiv man comes across a dead Ikyalem he would pour sand over it to symbolize burial rite.
Tiv migrated from Congo through vari

CultureThe Story And Origin Of Tiv by Machinegun91(op): 9:27pm On May 16, 2023
Tiv Origin
Part 1.
Once upon a time on a hilly place in South Africa. There lived an influential man who was called Takuruku, married to Aliwe and had many children. The last of whom he named Tiv, translated means" my own" in Bantu language.
Takuruku loved Tiv more than his many sons because Tiv was hardworking and had great love for his parents and as the child of his dotage. As the family multiplied in numbers, frequent family squabble arose and Tiv who was cool headed left home ( twev) to Congo on Takuruku's demise.
Tiv married Ayaaya with four children, three sons and a daughter Gbe (first) , Ipusu (second) and Ichongo ( third ) and Anadenden (daughter). Gbe left home shortly on their arrival in the Congo to find a new homestead and never returned and Tiv was left with Ipusu and Ichongo working as brothers.
To this present day, the Tiv tribe would share anything even meat and a piece is thrown to the ground with the words " de mvande nan Gbe". Same is done with drinks before others can drink keeping with the tradition the eldest must first be given the share of anything.
Tiv passed away leaving Aya ( wife ) as the children fondly called her and his two sons Ipusu and Ichongo with their families who were outstanding members of d community to the chargrind of thier host who then hatched a plot to attack and annihilate the entire Tiv family. Information was leaked as fate would have it and the Tiv family fled but on reaching Congo River got stranded not knowing how to get across and escape their enemies. A mysterious snake the " Ikyalem" a green snake sacred to the Tiv tribe to this day appeared and spread itself across the River for the Tiv people to cross over the river Congo to safety until they got to the mountains straddling the border between Nigeria and Cameron. It is a taboo to kill the Ikyalem ( green snake ) and when a Tiv man comes across a dead Ikyalem he would pour sand over it to symbolize burial rite.
Tiv migrated from Congo through various places and eventually reached the Benue Valley, from the east over the Cameroon mountains in the area called Swem and settled in the South Eastern region of the border between Nigeria and Cameron.
The Tiv tribe settled in Swem many years and were greatly blessed with fertile land, animals for hunting, clean water, no disease but had to migrate to the heart of the Benue Valley. Tiv had to vacate Swem when the tribe was domiciled at Swem abode they designated a place of worship and sacrifice known as Ilyum a rock that had two jutting angles. Around this Ilyum rock was planted Ayande a Lean stemmed vegetable plant with large leaves, the Ilyum was considered sacred and protected the Tiv from evil influences, diseases and their enemies.
The Ilyum was polluted by Karagba family of Nongov clan when the patriach of the family took the dead body of his daughter and laid it on the Ilyum rock demanding that the gods should avenge the death of his child whom according to him was caused by the entire tribe. The end of part 1. To be continued..........On # Tiv Rant HQ Worldwide®[color=#000099][/color]

EducationRe: Teacher Impregnates JSS2 Student In Delta by Machinegun91(m): 6:29am On May 16, 2023
Jennyclay:
The little girl’s parent should file for rape. This is a rape case.

All rapist shall die this month. Amen!!
Product of rape
CrimeRe: NDLEA Arrests Businessmen, 25 Others, Intercepts Cannabis, Cocaine Pellets by Machinegun91(m): 2:39pm On May 14, 2023
Drugs dealers no dey ever look fresh.


Even Tinubu
PoliticsRe: Official Pre-Inauguration Portraits Of Tinubu And Shettima Released (Photos) by Machinegun91(m): 7:51am On May 14, 2023
Funny pictures
EducationRe: Nigerian Lady Celebrates Bagging A PhD In Mathematics At 27 (Photos) by Machinegun91(m): 8:45pm On May 13, 2023
She's from Benue state.

Benue Amaka
PoliticsRe: Shettima: Senate President, Speaker Can’t Be Of Same Faith by Machinegun91(m): 5:06pm On May 13, 2023
God will punish those people that introduced religion to black Africans.
CelebritiesRe: Davido Puts Up His Banana Island House For Rent by Machinegun91(m): 2:29pm On May 13, 2023
That Niga is broke now
HealthRe: 30-yr-old Woman Gives Birth After 6-yr ‘pregnancy’ (pic) by Machinegun91(m): 2:20pm On May 13, 2023
That means the new born baby is 5 years+
PoliticsRe: Benue Assembly Suspends Sitting Over Unpaid Salaries by Machinegun91(m): 10:11am On May 12, 2023
I don't care
CelebritiesRe: Bashir, El-Rufai’s Son Mocks Falz For Doing Surgery Abroad (Photo) by Machinegun91(m): 6:33am On May 12, 2023
This Bashir is a bastard
PoliticsRe: Peter Obi Exchanges Pleasantries With Lawyers At The Tribunal Today by Machinegun91(m): 11:18am On May 08, 2023
Our incubator president
AutosRe: Where Can I Purshase This Bike by Machinegun91(m): 8:36pm On May 07, 2023
I have it
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: West Ham Vs Manchester United (1 - 0) - Live by Machinegun91(m): 8:35pm On May 07, 2023
Man U na wash
CelebritiesRe: Mr Ibu's Daughter, Jasmine Okafor Is Engaged To Ken Erics by Machinegun91(m): 4:40pm On May 07, 2023
I'm imagining how this girl will bang me under her bra breast with my dick standing on attention in-between her busty milff
PoliticsRe: Bola Tinubu Celebrates Victor Osimhen On Serie A Title Win by Machinegun91(m): 4:37pm On May 07, 2023
Tinubu my guy
Foreign AffairsRe: Ndukwe Onuoha Elected Councilor In The UK Under LP by Machinegun91(m): 4:34pm On May 07, 2023
The elected councilor has dreadlocks and black lips like Ajegunle Igbo smokers but the UK didn't mind electing him.

Some hungry nigarz are there calling our incoming presidio a drug wagon.

Tinubu is here to serve and save Nigeria.
RomanceRe: Worst Date; Man Shares 400k Bill With Lady & Her Girlfriend He Went On Date With by Machinegun91(m): 4:30pm On May 07, 2023
Hookup money
TravelRe: With Your Current Account Balance, Where Can You Travel To With It? by Machinegun91(m): 3:00pm On May 07, 2023
The beer bar close to my house.
FamilyRe: Family Intending To Move To Abuja Needs Advice by Machinegun91(m): 2:58pm On May 07, 2023
You don cast for Onitsha

You wan come hide for Abuja abi?

I hope your preeq is still strong?

Those demons in Abuja called girls will wipe that 10m within 1 year
RomanceRe: Man Rejoices As Bank Reverses N2,500 He Sent To Lady Who Didn’t Appreciate It by Machinegun91(m): 7:51pm On May 06, 2023
Foodqueen:
The money no enter the girl acct at all.

Modified....For those quoting me

The guy make it looks as if he reported the lady and bank decided to obey him by transferring the money bk.
always defending themselves.


Evil doers
PoliticsRe: Rising Ethnic Tension Between Hausa And Fulani By Farooq A. Kperogi by Machinegun91(m): 7:45pm On May 06, 2023
Fulanis are virus in our land.

Sokoto is Hausa
CrimeRe: Man Stabs His Mother To Death In Kano (Photo) by Machinegun91(m): 12:49pm On May 05, 2023
I don't care
PoliticsRe: Adesoji Adesida: OPC Member Pushes Ondo Prince To Death During Funeral In Akure by Machinegun91(m): 11:57am On May 05, 2023
He died because of woman that bleeds every month.

Women have been killing men since the days of Samson
CelebritiesRe: A Lot Of People Have Been Telling Me I Look Like Cubana Chiefpriest (video) by Machinegun91(m): 11:51am On May 05, 2023
Banana chips priest

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