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nuelzy:
please shit on ur momma's head...d video is as mediocre as yoruba films...



......and op...u sef hwfar we beg u make u tell us wetin we knw,?


and again...dat im nose sha.......well i guess GODNOSE it all

The song itself is just basic, to me it just blew just because alota nigerians are poor and wish to have a miracle someday.

If u made this thread to mock buhari, my brother, ur doing just the opposite.
Every sensible person will agree that instead of lazyn around, he gats his tools n he is right there in the heart of the work, '' the engine'' even if he fails, atleast he tried to.
Besides, those that gave him the contract gave him 365days x 4laps my nigga,
Hes yet to even do half of a lap so sit back n watch please.

Karmanaut:
O.k..
If it isn't prying, I'm curious, did you give them?

Am still yet to get home from work, i tried to play a fast one on them earlier in the day,
buh she was so sober in her plea
Am dat weak obviously, illd give dem wen i get home.

Karmanaut:
That's for you to decide.

I know, was just thinking out loud

Should i give cos if dey dont pay back i wunt be able to slug it out wit them.
*sigh*

Karmanaut:
From WAEC's website

You know you could have just Googled it, right?

Lol. Yh maybe i could, but serzly google dint come into my mind.
So, it means the registration is still valid even till the exam day. I see!!

Please ehn, my neigbour has this very very preety girl in her late teens, its not like am dating her o, but we preety close as she spends alot of time at my place even with her mums notice.
I havnt touched her before or made any of such advances at her despite the fact this girl is fully matured in all womanly respect, i still don't have the courage to set any P with her because i have a sister of her age too and am not into those kinda straffing things.

Just so u know, this girl as small as she is has already brother zoned me, i buy stuffs for her,
Clothing and stuff, even if am buying anything at the mall, i end up buying two. *smh*

What is annoying me now is that i think she n her mum wanna play a fast one on me, i hear G. C. E is starting on the 5th of sept this morning, meanwhile this girl in conjuction with her mumasked me to lend them almost 20k for the registration. Ive almost obliged but i just decided to ask till i found out its 5 sept G. C. E is starting, abeg, do dey still register candidates 1week before d examinations as she said monday is the new closing date.

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laudate:
LWKMD! ROFLMAO!!

No compressor, yet you get ice block??

Guy, no b small sumtin o. Im thinking of how to export ice block to neigbouring countries now sef

Deardeals:
The newly commissioned power plants coupled by the privatisation of phcn during Jonathan's regime is now yielding fruits.
Abi shey this Na Buhari body language too?

Oga mi, this is what you get when u tryna cheat nigerians. Whether the improved power has to do with buharis lanky body language or Gejs policys,
The truth of the matter is that he did all he could have done in 5yrs in just few months to the election in a bid to deceive nigerians, if he had done all he did at the end in d middlle or begining of his administration, no one will give a damn about buhari.
So, Gej is to blame if buhari is reaping from his eye service handwork.

BY THE WAY, IN MY OVER 20YRS EXISTENCE ON PLANET EARTH, NIGERIA TO BE PRECISE, I HAVE WITNESSED UNINTERUPTED POWER SUPPLY FOR 22HRS MON-SUN IN ITIRE AREA OF LAGOS
we no longer use freezer anymore, even fridge that the compressor is not working well is producing ice block now.

Aitee1:
You this comedian you don come again

So you bash your uncle's car courtesy of bad mouth I guess

Lol but i dnt have bad mouth now, atleast not for the rest part of today. Ave bin very gentle since afternoon

I missed today, s show jareh. Unless any station will still show it.
I bashed my uncles car dis afternoon and i have not been myself. Lol

Btw immaculate of prev season is on fuse showing on TVC.
Dont bother asking me cable what or wireless that. I mean on the real TVC o.

activelyA:
Jesu!!!!

U mean to tell me that ANDERSON ISNT A WOWZA BUHARI MUST PROBE YOU!!!

The guy sings effortlessly! With no nasal or voice strain. Just naturally, don't worry, you will be convinced too.
Do you know deinde is intimidated by him Just that he is a posh and civilised guy, a lot of contestants should have fought with him in the house.
And "No", I dont know him... if I do, I for don "kolumbi" am as my husband oooo :

Haba!!! Even if I dont have money, I would borrow n vote for this guy, even if not for the voice, for his show of maturity in the house.

Even the judges and falculty cant let this gem go

Dammmmmnnnn!!
Oya am humble
Oya ahbeg vote for d guy
He is a star!

Lol. To be a good singer aint just d deal, a good artist must also be an entertainer. Hes just like those students that ask the most brilliant questions in class but never still get an A in any course.
Let him get on probation 1st if the '' viewers'' not Academy end up voting for him then illd agree am an island with my assertion

activelyA:
can i hear somebody shout ANDERSON!!!!




GOSH!!! THIS BOY IS SO GIFTED AND TALENTED
JESS!


with a lovely and accommodating personality, hates drama and very eloquent and civilized


you go boy...if any of these producers and label really know wat they are doing, they will pick you up.

Say d truth, ur campaigning for him cos u know him kinda. Cos hes not a wowza to me, i
Wunt miss him really

Adortem:
Is it the same ONTV Max on Channel 257 on DSTV? Tried watching it there once at 8:30pm, they didn't show it, so I felt maybe there is another ONTV on other cables I may not know about. Even NTA too isn't consistent with its timing

Bro, which one be MAX/MIN are u talking of television size? Because i know only the ONTv on my binatone antenna that im using dead florescent bulb to make station clear o

Elxandre:
Is there a special time when they show in-house happenings

I'm really confused.

My broda, incase u no get acess to soundcity. OnTv dey show am. 8:30-9:00pm

But seriously, was this particular elimination not planned? The female host was holding each n every one of thos saved. From chike to oluchi n den dehinde. And they were all arranged at the same side.
Lol. In edhereen's voice, *thinking out loud*

LaurelP:
Top contenders so far.
Chike(people just love him), Ada (entertainer), Anderson (consistent), Deinde (brings fun and activity), Joy (confident).

I think a Nigerian will win once again.

Has any other country ever won? To me, MTNpf is a nigerian thingy not that west africa

Zellie:
SPOILER ALERT!!!

Chike was saved by the viewers

Faculty saved Oluchi, I think

Richie, Tejiri and Ruby are out

Jeff didn't vote Ruby BTW , this is Shola/Debbie,
Christian/Grace all over again

So, it means jeff is a real niggar no matter how u look at it, #SayNoToWomanWrapperism

Tingles:
Hahaha...wickedness. But that Tejiri babe set die sha, I envy Cyrus (whoever he is).

Aswear, its because of her i started watching dis yrs pf.

duke59:
lmao......haha is face is not dat bad nah

Lol. Thats because u dint see his face d day uncle ben was telling him he was no good.
And wait till u see his face wen hs evicted.

Tingles:
Lies, Richie would leave before any to those two.

Lol. I agree. That guys face scares the music in me mehn

homesteady:
I hope Chike will finally give that wowing performance on Sunday! his rehearsal looks promising already!

he told people he'll tear his shirt on stage lmaoooooooooooo

I jez love dat guys demeanor. Esp hes igbo-english accent.

Stelina:
Tejiri n Ruby...

But today is friday na. If ruby leaves n tejiri leaves its like jeff has lost both his striker n substitute striker.

I would read later. But op, can u explain d difrence wit d use of pictures?

xtervaganza:
abegi, my missus works in a bank and sometimes they have to pay from their own money to balance the day's transaction

Exactly wat i was hoping him to clarify o.

Nature129:
If you didn't return the money she would look for a way to get and balance her account - that's all. It wouldn't be a big deal to her if it didn't run into hundreds of thousand.

But what you did was commendable though.

Keep it up!!!

Oga mi, ur post cot my fancy, u said, she would have sought a way to balance her account, pls, what other way aside from parting with her own money would she had employed.
Cos u say it like its just about changing figures, so am kinda intrigued.

Incase theres any fine babe intrested in coming to where i crash on d mainland to practicalise this,
Pm me jareh cos i cant even light matches conviniently

Ovide n d gang
Voltron
Super ted. My best 3 based on wat u hav dere.
Was hoping to see magic school bus

pakristo:
As u can c it d pics, am watching a movie (the family) directly from my silicon power flashdrive.........so ds tab s far better dan d rest..........n forgt abt g9 ds s beta n far beta dan gpad.

I must agree with it analysis, I just got one for a friend today. It's a very good tab. All I have problem with, is the length.
It's too long to hold on landscape for games.

By the way bro, how can one get 3gb from mtn

GEJPosterity:
Where will the jobs come from? Shebi what all of you want is an economy built on magic. Support local industries no, even your boxers must be imported. How can money circulate? How will banks lend? How will the real sector grow? How will jobs be created?

What you people know is to dance to Wizkid, chase woman and go to church.

I beg ur pardon sir, how does ur quote relate to my post? Especially the bolded.

Slimzjoe:
You'll struggle to Pass 'O' Level exams
Struggle to Pass Jamb
Struggle to Pass Post ume
Struggle to Register
Still Struggle to Learn

You forgot:

Still struggle to graduate
Still struggle to find a job