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berem:
get something instant to eat then. Abi?

Wanted to prove to myself cooking is no big deal ni. Illd just go to my neigbour jareh. Thank God dey are showing match dere. Shes always hospitable.

TRADELYN:

That thing no bi like wetin don done Ooo...

Make you no eat finish & come back here to ask how you fit stop stomach upset

Bros mi, u no need tell me. I don abandon d food jareh. May i go beg. I hate cooking jareh.

The way the food is tasteing sef. I think i need to go with plan B.
Mummy chika should just give me food

Anyways, i have finished with my cooking o.
Total pot used-3
Total fry pan -1
Total maggi -2
Total salt-1 teaspoon
1 siefter for perbooiling the macaroni
1 onions, 1 fresh tomatoe, 1 fresh pepper
And palm oil half schenaps bottle.

I dont know if am d first to discover this macaroni, but the colour looks diffrent.
Looks like what dey call ekpan kukwo in efik.
I do mistake i should have added periwinkle mehn.

berem:
Just eat the marcaroni raw nau. Must you cook it?

I tried, it was just doin kra kra kra in my mouth. It wasnt sweet.

Na wa o. U guys are laughing at my demise ni.

Please ehn, sisters that know how to cook on here.

My mum n sisters use to force me to come to d kitchen but i no dey gree.
As we speak, the kind of hunger that is holding me, only me and God understand how real hunger can lead to
Death.

After ransacking the whole house, i found one sachet of macaroni. I have decided to cook it.
But i am confused. Am i suppose to wash the macaroni or perboil it before cooking it?
Or i should just fry it like that.

Please i need ur help!! Thank u.

All this yarns n counter yarns is what we have to endure for another 6weeks. GEJ, u are mean o.

khattab02:
Prof Jega giving press briefing not presido

We know

LMAO. Reporting to the U.S

Live on channels TV

Gabbysky:
Bye Bye... We won't miss you

Lol. But my bro
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I swear i hate this country.
Im going away for good. If they like let them postpone is for the next 1 yr.

I have dual citizenship dammit

Senjuchiha:
after wn ur future no cm correct u go say na ur mama b winch but u go dn 4get say na u cari ur own mouth insult men of God.....i pity ur generations

Oga mi. I know better. You dont.

Lakayanah:
Pastors can you kindly stay out of politics. Please! Please!! Please!!!.

I tire o. Must they mingle? It shows that whoever wins be it osinbajo or jonathan, he needs egunje from them thats y hes been patriotic to both. Greedy men of (g)od

Samchelsea:
Some people are just myopic like the fellow up there shouting "death to PDP" without bothering to read the post.
Pastor Adeboye has emphasized it that he doesn't support a particular political party because his children(members) belong to different parties so it would be irrational to display affection for one party and ignore the other, hence this move.
Weldone sir you have my respect!

His affiliation to any political party is an ulter disrespect whether he uses this as cover or this as dp.
A real Man of God will not dabble in politics. Hes confusing hes members sef!!

Blackett:
F[/b]The real fool is the mod that always puts those threads on frontpage[b].

Lmao at the thread. Theres nothing bad with some of those lists.

My actual problem with this romance people is that they dont know when to stop. They keep refurbishing
Dead posts. And the mod is indeed so dumb he keeps puting it on fp even with d least creativity

To d extent u start seeing OS tosyn...10.20 epic!!!

No one is hating/dissing. Its true!!! I liked it at first.
My best was ''10 types of people in d bank'' someone even went a brilliance further by making an animation of it(tho short)

Lets call a spade a spade. Moderation in anything is key.10 this and that has been abused.

So you mean we would be condoning all this APC and PDP posts till further notice?

This is plain wickedness dammit!!

menix:
Wen will ur fada ve sense!!!!!!
Guy I swear to d God who created mii if u utter such rubbish b4 mii, I will create a hole on ur neck..

Bastardt son of a bush baby...
Idi-otu of ofe mmanu...

Uve been watching too much of gangstar movies, but i know u cant do shit.

Simple thing am telling u faint niggar is, see a joke for what it is don't be a mofo by comming on here to politicize everything. Simple. Is that too hard to understand?

By the way if dem see me n u, im very sure i dont look like a bush baby, am not sure bout u tho.
Good morning sir

lalasticlala:
Good. That’s all I need. Thanks

For your moderator mind

menix:
Story for d gods of APC...............

Wen will u have sense? U dont even read at all. Thats FNN oga not any propaganda.

john2k4:
My friend is not staying in lagos oh
He resides in warri so he just decided to help me with d program bills

Then the plain fact is, u failed to plan. U n ur friend are taking risk with the moni.
First things first. An accomodation is important

PassingShot:
Not a silly question. It's the question that only sane people will ask.

It's surprising how some human beings have become slaves to money and what it can buy.

ehis05: Save for generation yet unborn...15 years 4rm nw...the trillions dey stole and kept in foreign account we wud still b discovering it.....especially frm d looters dat seem 2 b rampant in GEJ's government

@cirmuell.

I just tire for how greed don finish this people mind.

Ur friend is a good friend. He has done well. But if he would help u, let him do it squarely.
Am sure he himself would not wanna waste his 75k. So they best thing is for u to thank im immensely for

His sacrifice but tell him, he just has to get u an apartment. Somewhee to lay ur head and change ur wears.
Once u get a place, u must do everythoing and anything u can to survive n show him ur not a slacker.

Accommodation is very important. Get that first bro. Talk to ur friend, he should have other options.

But if i can ask a stupid question. What do they do with all this money?

NnamdiN:
I don't agree bro. You no like Jona at all no worry. It's allowed

Lol. But the truth of the mattet is d guy fall hands bro. But no yawa, i no get pvc so my opinion dosnt count 1 bit

Ksslib, walahi, i endorse ur creativity.
The very first page was spot on. Nice one hommie

bdemix:
Tunde is now a Gospel singer, He is my church member ( RCCG at Transcorp Hilton Hotel Abuja) He z
Is happly married with one Kid

Wow, really?

safarigirl:
you mean call my name

These guys were Africa's Boys II Men, I doubt a better group has come out of Africa in terms of music quality since them. My personal favorites from them have to be Hadiza, Olufunmi, Imagine that, Coming home and their last release, Alive

Zeal was my crush, he still looks awesome

Yeah, thanks for corecting me jareh. I was scratching my head big time for the title of that song.
All that was ringing in my head was. 1 girl, table for 2, 3 men, what will you do. And then the chorus

So, i decided to name is pour your wine jareh
I liked zeal the most too. He had the most action and vibe than the other two, i usually liked his performance in their videos n wen he shines that hes teeth. Yeah hes fine.

Good old times i must confess by the way, let me shoki ahh shoki

Well composed list.
Best voice- chidi mokeme
Best witty-ik osakeduwa.
Best looking-ill rhymz
Best charming and soft. Joseph benjamin
Best swagcious/fashionistic-adams vj/uti

NnamdiN:
you're not as neutral as you claim. You're clearly pro-buhari

Hehehe. Any funny stuff dat comes to my palms na im i dey idisplay o. I took jabs at buhari too
In some of my posts. Just that jonah seems easier to diss joor!!

Sanchez01:
Lolz... I wanted to say you'd feel clueless after taking but you beat me to it. Just don't go out saying stealing is not corruption sha

But is stealing corruption?