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PresVA:
cool... Make e no dey for long shaa, lol..


Happy birthday macmaster01 ... God's blessings. .
Been a while! !

Thanks a lot, Jumia still works around my house just incase lol

TheRealAdonye:
Happy Birthday MacMaster01..

Come and share some of that Telco money for boys..

Lol oya na I dey wait for banana island 9pm lol, thanks tho

Been a long time coming!!

Cc: geobukky; help us share the info

lantessy:
Congrats MacMaster01.. The badoo

oshey boss!!

TheRealAdonye:
We're moving this along now,

Poster of The Year

and the nominees are:


Debbie
MacMaster01
Davide470


and the winner is:











MacMaster01

2 awards. Wow thanks guys I never hexperrerit even after being nominated alongside two of the bosses here davide470 and Debbie

pchi:
Hello!! I am going to take the same interview in the next two weeks, and I am really worry about that.
Could you please tell me about your interview too??

Thank you very much!!

It was a full scale video interview via Skype mostly behavioral questions tryna know if you are fit to study that course at Cambridge. Interviews aren't conducted for non competitive courses so for it to be conducted for yours you have to prepare well

Lero15:
Boss
Twale sir

oga mi your boy is loyal

TheRealAdonye:

Genius of the Year

For the IQ on fleek people,

The nominees are:

MacMaster01
Faith2Ogesco
MarqueEtim

and the winner is:









MacMaster01

Oshey boss! When do we send the Acct numbers?

cc150615:
As much as I feel like replying you.....I'll just act like Jega

Thanks for using the most sensible option u had , cus all you'ld have done is give me ur opinion I might not have cared about. I'm just a proud alumnus of a school whether they make any list or not.

Covenant University must sha be on every list #stillaProudAlumnus

Working with GE in the US by this time 2017

1. Most Helpful Joblander: Award for the Person
who shares past questions and other pieces of
advice TheRealAdonye, Debbie, DMainMan

2. Funniest Joblander: Person whose comments
bring smile to your face despite Unemployment/
Under Employment FriedPlantain, Ednut1, proudolodo

3. Gate crasher of the year: Someone who has
gatecrashed a lot of tests this year or someone
whose gatecrashing experience paid off. faith2ogesco, Owolabiza

4. Funniest Moniker (Male and Female): The people
whose monikers elicit at least a Chuckle regardless
of the state of your job hunt ProudOlodo, scarplanet, DMeanMan

5. Most Secretive Joblander: These set of people
always like to take information without giving. We
know at least one. If you don't know, then you're
probably one of them.

6. Most Motivational Joblander: This person always
has a way of motivating job seekers, helping them
keep their hopes alive and encouraging them to
keep trying because there's light at the end of the
tunnel. Jarus, MacMaster01, MarvellousGod, Davide470 .

7. Most Inquisitive Joblander: This person will even
ask you the content of a regret mail. 555k, faith2ogesco

8. Most friendly (Male and Female): He/ She is down
to earth and always very courteous to both known
and unknown posters even in the face of
provocation Amicable09, geobukky, Lero15, rationalmind

9. Most Active/ Always Online Award: The most
frequent user in the section. Someone you will
always find in one thread or the other in the section Amicable09, geobukky, tolutweety, davide470

10. Most Handsome/ Most Beautiful: If working in a
world class company was by who fine pass, this
person would be the CEO. To be nominated, you
have to have a profile picture that would be up for
the duration of this awards. MacMaster01, eipreel, Jamean, Haryanphe

11. Mr Casanova: This is the woman wrapper award. This would go to that poster who seizes every opportunity to CHAT up the ladies in the section. They say Lero15, Davide470, TheRealAdonye, Ksstroud

12. Miss Dainty: The female user who seems to
attract the most attention from the guys. Amicable09, cocolav, Beau49 , MarvellousGod (now married )

13. Most Connected: That poster who seems to be
aware of job vacancies even before the positions
become officially vacant and only posts confirmed
vacancies Davide470, Debbie, Eremy, DMainMan, faith2ogesco

14. Webster Of the year: The poster with the best
use of words, grammar, style, poetry e.t.c tolutweety, TheRealAdonye, rationalmind, MacMaster01

15. Best newcomer: Someone who became active in
the section in the year 2015 and has made an impact within that time Amicable09, girlonfire, ksstroud, Dahveydson,

16. Most Popular (Male and Female): Everybody
knows them. People want to be them. Their
mentions are perpetually on fire. Jarus, Davide470, DMainMan, Jamean, XtraSmooth404, cc150615

17. Genius of the year: SHL? GMAT? Dragnet? None
fazes this Joblander. MacMaster01, usqoh, EldeeVee, faith2ogesco, Marqueetim

18. The All-Knowing: The job lander who knows
practically every job lander. The mods are
exempted from nomination. TheRealAdonye, tolutweety, Jarus

19. Most controversial: The poster who stirs up
different emotions in the minds of those on the
thread. 5555K, Cutehector, Crofo

20. Job Searcher of d year: He/She is on every
thread looking for an opportunity to make their
dream come true. Jazinogold, Jazmiynne, Lantessy, geobukky

21. The Ideal Candidate: Someone whose
personality based on NL activity you will like to have
on board if you own an organisation. Lero15, MacMaster01 , rationalmind, Friedplantain
22. Poster of the year: Overall Baddo of the Job
Section. This person has excelled in most categories
above. MacMaster01

23. Legend Of the Seeker Job Section: That poster
who has been on Nairaland for a while and has
carved a niche for himself/herself in the section.
Anyone who's won this award is exempted from
nomination. Faith2Ogesco

24. Thread of the year: The thread that made
everybody take notice. Even if the job no concern
you, you still dey put eye. The Chatroom is
exempted from nomination. 2015 SHELL GT, HARPS GT, PWC GT, DANGOTE GT, AIRTEL GTP

25. Couple of the year: The people you always want
to tell them to get a room. Yes, those ones. tolutweety and Jamean

faith2ogesco:
Macmaster is d boss

When ur Oga calls u boss!!

Dahveydson:
1. Most Helpful Joblander: Award for the Person who shares past questions and other pieces of advice--- Aude, Debbie

2. Funniest Joblander: Person whose comments bring smile to your face despite Unemployment/ Under Employment .....Ambassadorgozie

3. Gate crasher of the year: Someone who has gatecrashed a lot of tests this year or someone whose gatecrashing experience paid off....

4. Funniest Moniker (Male and Female): The people whose monikers elicit at least a Chuckle regardless of the state of your job hunt Proudolodo

5Most Secretive Joblander: These set of people always like to take information without giving. We know at least one. If you don't know, then you're probably one of them.......

6. Most Motivational Joblander: This person always has a way of motivating job seekers, helping them keep their hopes alive and encouraging them to keep trying because there's light at the end of the tunnel........ [bAmicable09[/b]

7. Most Inquisitive Joblander: This person will even ask you the content of a regret mail.

8. Most friendly (Male and Female): He/ She is down to earth and always very courteous to both known and unknown posters even in the face of provocation. Amicable09

9. Most Active/ Always Online Award: The most frequent user in the section. Someone you will always find in one thread or the other in the section......AmbassadorGozie

10. Most Handsome/ Most Beautiful: If working in a world class company was by who fine pass, this person would be the CEO. To be nominated, you have to have a profile picture that would be up for the duration of this awards......... Dahveydson

11. Mr Casanova: This is the woman wrapper award. This would go to that poster who seizes every opportunity to chat up the ladies in the section......Lero15, Ksstroud

12. Miss Dainty: The female user who seems to attract the most attention from the guys............... Amicable09

13. Most Connected: That poster who seems to be aware of job vacancies even before the positions become officially vacant and only posts confirmed vacancies...........Debbie

14. Webster Of the year: The poster with the best use of words, grammar, style, poetry e.t.c.....

15. Best newcomer: Someone who became active in the section in the year 2015 and has made an impact within that time...... Dahveydson/b]

16. Most Popular (Male and Female): Everybody knows them. People want to be them. Their mentions are perpetually on fire........ [b]Debbie

17. Genius of the year: SHL? GMAT? Dragnet? None fazes this Joblander...... MacMaster01

18. The All-Knowing: The job lander who knows practically every job lander. The mods are exempted from nomination.......

19. Most controversial: The poster who stirs up different emotions in the minds of those on the thread....... 555k

20. Job Searcher of d year: He/She is on every thread looking for an opportunity to make their dream come true...... Dahveydson

21. The Ideal Candidate: Someone whose personality based on NL activity you will like to have on board if you own an organisation....... Amicable09, Craven

22. Poster of the year: Overall Baddo of the Job Section. This person has excelled in most categories above.Debbie

23. Legend Of the Seeker Job Section: That poster who has been on Nairaland for a while and has carved a niche for himself/herself in the section. Anyone who's won this award is exempted from nomination. Debbie

24. Thread of the year: The thread that made everybody take notice. Even if the job no concern you, you still dey put eye. The Chatroom is exempted from nomination. Shell Graduate Trainee thread - that place is a war zone

25. Couple of the year: The people you always want to tell them to get a room. Yes, those ones....... Lero15 and Amicable09

Haa oshey!! Lero15 and Amicable09 I dey hail oh

learoce:
Hope the congratulations isn't overdue... Please bro, you and as well as other people whom partook in this process should throw more light on this thread to help newbies like me to get experience hints... I intend to apply for this... Seems less competitive and cumbersome than these European scholarships

Bro I just re-replied your mail

rationalmind:
I just pray you do not learn the hard way like I did. Perhaps I'll need to share another experience to further buttress my point.

Just after my interview with montego holdings where I struggled to explain my course of study, I got another interview invite from AETI a day after writing the test. They were recruiting for NBC.

While I was reading about my course of study in preparation for the interview, I told myself this same thing you're saying. "How many things I wan read". I left reading about computers and computer engineering then focused on other things.

On the day of the interview, immediately after introducing myself. The first question was, rationalmind, can you please tell me the variants of windows 7?

Variants of windows 7? I asked the man. Yes, he answered.

Windows 7.0, Windows 7.1, Windows 7.2, I replied.

The wicked interviewer was just nodding his head and I was glad I had guessed right

The next question was, can you please tell me the variants of windows 8?

What is it with this man and variants of windows, I asked myself?

I replied again, windows 8.0, windows 8.1, windows 8.2.

He kept nodding his head and I was glad I perfectly guessed.

Several questions followed, some I got, some I missed.

As I came out of the interview room, I picked up my phone, opened Google and searched for variants of windows 7.

The result came and I saw windows 7 home, windows 7 professional, .....

I searched for variants of windows 8, same thing.

I then remembered how the wicked guy was nodding his head. I felt so stupid.

When I got home, I went back to the very basics, I started reading everything and anything I could lay my hands on about computers and computer engineering. I've had enough.

Few days after the interview, MacMaster01 posted "guys" on the thread. I knew what that meant. I rushed to my mail, nothing. Checked my spam, nothing. I never heard from them.

So bro, while its true you can't know everything, please try as much as possible to know as many things as possible. It will save you the embarrassment I faced.

I posted guys loool

Pictures

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tolutweety:
Let the TAGging continue..

- meezah
- chocopearl
- honeyhorpe
- timpaker
- bquin2all
- ladyf
- aphrodite4
- erza
- prettystacy
- macmaster01
- xtrasmooth404
- prinzofparis
- destante
- electrique (if you will be in lag ,my guy ); i owe you a call.
- demisig

Don't ask what is happenning ... READ THE EPISTLE BELOW; Then TAG n COME #Datsall !

That's how I'm gonna miss this cus I briefly travelled, you guys should have fun oh, we r expecting the hooking up testimonies

If Kpmg gives u management consulting go for it and forget u studied engineering. Because at the end of the day engineering can't carry u to CEO level or an Executive council level.
My CEO did elect/elect and started at Kpmg see where he is today, he was even formerly the CEO of the NBC for like 5years.

samsown:
Got an interview this morning by 9:00am...fingers crossed.
Good morning

success!!!

kokaneprodigy:
The mail is bouncing back

oh try it again, maybe it's network or it has closed, that's how I saw it somewhere online or you can try careers@giantbeverages.com

Cutehector:
babe... U wont understand my predicament, its not smth dah i will begin to say in social media. And am tired of "connected friends" telling me cock and bullshitt abt dnt worry, u will get job is and dat, submit cv online, bla bla.. Like as if i have not been submittin cv online.... This poeple r people dat could just make a call and help u out... Trust me, if somebody wants to help u get job, he or she wont be tellin u things like u see, the country is bad,the economy is dis and dat... Arent children of politicians getn juicy jobs? Arent people who got third class who hav human connections getn the right jobs?
And yes i am on linked in, infact every gaddamn job site in nigeria, my profile is there..

I dnt want to sound negative, buh mehn, i could get mad and take up arms.... I studied petroleum engineering sha..

Bro not that I want to give you a "cock and bullshit story" but by God's grace I got 2 multinational jobs this year from posts I saw on Nairaland, my brother got one also, all entry level jobs with cool pays... It'll surely come

Seasons Greetings people them. , as u await shell, check this one:

Giant Beverages Limited Graduate Trainees Recruitment 2015

Giant Beverages Limited is a new manufacturing company engaged in the production of natural and healthy non-alcoholic beverages. As a corporate entity, we produce products of the highest quality and are committed to delivering quality service to our customers. Giant Beverages drinks are produced with the finest natural ingredients to meet high quality standards.

We are recruiting to fill the position below:

Job Title: Graduate Trainee

Location: Lagos

Job Descriptions

The Giant Graduate Trainee Scheme is designed to equip fresh Graduates with requisite skills necessary to assume Managerial roles and be exposed to activities in all the units within our organization.
Young, vibrant and forward looking candidates who are ready to learn, perform and achieve competence in a short period of time. After the completion of one year internship across departments in the organisation, successful candidates will be posted to work in the following departments:
Production, Marketing, Sales, HR and Admin and Supply Chain Management.

Requirements

Minimum of second class lower /lower credit B.Sc/HND in any discipline
Have between 0-2 years experience
Must be able to learn with little supervision.
Must have a basic computer knowledge
Have good communication skills
Be able to gain people’s confidence and put them at ease
Be persuasive, persistent and patient
Look smart
Not more than 29 years

Application Closing Date
Not Specified.

How to Apply
Interested and qualified candidates should send their applications and CV's to: vacancies@giantbeverages.com

yungmin:
Even to navigate through a companies career website , Nigerian graduates would be questions over and over again..smj

LoL I taya oh

tumababa:
Sold.

64gig iphone 6S plus rose gold available at 238k

do u have d rose gold, but 6s 64gb not 6s+

faith2ogesco:

mtor:
Best newcomer, most active male and female

lol best newcomer

wow , hopefully it'll remain a speculation