₦airaland Forum

bestman09:

Better than been a bandit.

Didn't know that northerners also do Yahoo Yahoo .

tbh northerners are smarter than southerners when it comes to yahoo. Full brain power at work, no juju or rituals involved. I'm saying this because I live in the north & have seen things, silent things. Those guys are good with numbers & fast thinking.

Esseite:
This is a good initiative... it would reduce the request for dollar by a notch..

Can the Enaira be used for global transactions at the CBN rate?

That is the most important thing we all need to hear.

AntiBMC:
Imagine this show of shame. Going to ask Chinese Minister of information how much his ministry receives. The answer he gave Lai alone is an indication that Lai doesn't know what his job is, talkless of what national security is about. And he was foolish enough to tell us about the reply he got. C0w people bringing shame to UAR since 1960.

Is he looking for more money to hire more bmc miscreants? As if we don't have enough of them already.

You took the words out of my mouth. I don't think he understands the gravity of that question and the implications of spewing such idiocy to public hearing.

Even the Chinese man will have to logde that comment as a complaint to his country's security. They will start to spy on him and consider him a spy too.

Iyaebe:
Proceeds from extortion,kudos anyway

Nothing. Absolutely nothing will ever be good in your eyes. I'm very sure you're a miserable person.

Kriss216:
Shame on Nigeria Military!

Abeg oh, no let them hear you. They are worse than civilians. The military we had then is not the same we have now.

Cholls:
My brother very poor logo designed for the poor who don't know better... their new found ways to impoverish the masses by extortion.

Really poor logo design. How does one even scribble it on paper? The designer didn't think of that!

Acidosis:
I pity you. You can't stand the shame of calling off a wedding? I hope you will be able to stand the 'shame' and pain of divorce after 3 kids?

All your threads so far on Nairaland are about this same monster that wants to kill you, yet you decided to plan your future with him. What do we call this now? Zero/dead self-esteem? Desperation? Abi na strong d**k wan make you sign your death certificate?

She's pregnant. That could be the only reason she can't walk away. The story no complete.

jaybenugo:
https://igberetvnews.com/1404044/dino-melaye-senator-ifeanyi-uba-osita-chidoka-pictured-together-classroom

I'm inspired.

feldido:
Lithium batteries and BMS...
That's way too big for 100Wh Power bank.

God bless you bro. We celebrate mediocrity in this country. Imagine a few days back, I was bashed on Facebook for saying a 20 year old building a drone is no big deal. It isn't news worthy to me, unless he was a 10 year old. Still, the BMS kit & tech to setup a power station is available on AliExpress. All he did was to assemble it and become a local champion.

emae009:
lol.. Is he going to create is own OS and mobile device? Where will it be launched on? iOS and Android right? remember what happened to Pan.... (whatever it was called).
You're standing up to Big Tech as claimed but you're hosting your supposed TRUTH on Big Tech.
You wail about the Talibans but it was you that signed the withdrawal agreement and pulled out half of the US forces from Afghanistan but sure it's always someone's else fault with narcissists

You realize there are lots of OS which can replace android because they all run on Linux system? The only challenge will be iOS. Humans are naturally sentimental to someone who is fighting giants. Don't underestimate how fast a company can fall under little circumstances because they chose to fight little David (sic). Take Nokia as example, take White Money & Pere as another.

DubaiLandLord:
The Igbos are just so funny.

Under GEJ, they were enjoying One Nigeria, there was no scream of restructuring from them... Immediately GMB became the president, they immediately fell in love with Biafla

You speak as an ill informed & ignorant mouth would speak, with a sprinkle of idiocy and a dash of mumunity!

The only question I want to ask you to assertain if you are truly foolish or being mischievous is; Do the Ibos have a reason to agitate? Is it ok to die off in the hands of foreigners invading your lands and desecrating your farm lands? Are you being stupid or worse?

treesun:
Nawa o. How will people come from Kaduna to Abuja now?

Dig tunnels from their backyard or consult Imam for teleportation charms.

SERAP should allow Buhari buy whatever machine he plans to use, China just want to scam our Government, there's nothing to worry about.

pocohantas:
Sad one. Are the kids bewitched or do they know something we don’t know? How can all his MALE SONS be this useless?

Come to think of it, maybe there's a small girl somewhere pressing his buttons. Just like my uncle who spent 38 years in Europe only to return to Nigeria and start messing himself up with gold diggers & 419 girls. Every week his iphone is missing or unfamiliar withdrawal.

Sonnobax15:

The same thing is currently happening to my uncle..To the extent that he even wanted to sell one of his duplex but his children and wife collaborated and even had to beat my uncle to coma....... imagine father wey send all him four out of 5 sons to go and study for the U.K.......
My uncle is currently filing for divorce at this moment,but the woman dey vow say if my uncle venture leave her,say my uncle go see pepper....

During writing of will, he will show dem pepper. Quote me!

Kobojunkie:
Circumcision is a sign of the Covenant God made specifically with those descendants of Abraham, Isaac and Jacob - Deuteronomy 30 vs 15 - 20

Those who are Christians are of a different and separate Covenant from that one.

I know it's significance, I'm only shedding light on the health benefits without the spiritual meaning to it.

Besides the sign of covenant, it's healthy and reduces infection for both sexes.

At least man has to be different from monkey somehow. We need to show them we are both primates but we're not mates.

Iyaebe:
The only pets I like are goats and sheep.Handsome man with no hit songs, may God pick his call.Men that loves pets are kindhearted.

You disrespect this legend. I don't think ush is after hit songs at this time in his life. Nigga has worked hard and deserve some rest and pursue other dreams in life.

After scamming oyibo, they know how to collect their money back. faniti oppo faniti

Angelfrost:
A lot of Muslims here and around will keep having us believe that Islam is a peaceful religion which people merely hide under to carry out evil acts...

However, if something smells like bullshit, it most likely is... How many terrorists attacks and mass reactions from proponents of this religion in the last 2 decades?!!

You people are not helping matters at all... This can't be a bad coincidence!!!

Something about that religion stinks to the skies!!! It is worse than hypocrisy to keep denying this!

If anyone of them say to you "Assalamailekum (Peace unto you)"

Ask him to spell the peace (piss) just to be sure.

Rasome:
Waiting concern me with tax although I can't avoid VAT

Wait till you lose your job before you understand that tax affects you indirectly. Even if you dont have a job, some of these things you enjoy such as internet and pure water are run by companies that pay tax. Your family member could also lose their job if their company cannot pay tax and put a liability on your head. Please educate yourself.

madridguy:
Brother Ndubuisi Paul it is not good enough saying what your clients houses looks like on an online forum like this. It is like exposing their privacy and you can be sue for it.

If possible delete the names mentioned.

I cringed when I read names he listed. Especially the name of the Igbo guy mentioned.

To Ndubuisipaul1 - I pray your boss doesn't find this post or names you've mentioned. Your company will suffer from it and other clients will avoid your company.

Vaughanlanrewaj:
So much for your failed upbringing when you use these ungodly and horrible words to cover up your inability to read and comprehend what was written up there.

If Lawan was like you at your age, cursing everyone whose life reminds you of the success ,perhaps your parents never had, and that hardwork and humility bring to a purposeful individual , today, Senator Lawan won't be a PhD holder and become a Senate President , despite coming from a humble background and obscure village in the northern Nigeria you look down on .

I don't need to meet Senator Lawan in person to know why he is a success today. One of it is obviously humility that you lack or was not raised with as a value .

Before others carry on with your arrogance and poor character, what Senator Lawan opposed is the release of the funds to the MDAs unless they defend it before the Senate. In the past, the MDAs would have even obtained and finished those loans before Nigerians know and now start using EFCC to chase the corrupt public officials up and down after they have looted it like some of the questionable loans at all levels of government today.

Your pride is so obscene that I cringe that a youth could be this proud and toxic at such a young age because you have the privilege to hide behind a keyboard . It's preposterous and that's why the future of this great nation can't be in the hands of ill mannered toxic youths like you.

forget all this talk, he's humble where he need not to be. He has tainted the office of the Senate President because he thinks it is there to bellow to the affairs of the executive. All his PhD is a waste.

SarkinYarki:
I am beginning to suspect the mental capacity of this man to fix Nigeria because it seems he doesn't understand the problem at all ....If you don't know if CBN fixes the rate at 600 naira tomorrow it will still find its way into the hands of Abokis who would na sell at 750 ...the scarcity of dollars is deliberately just like the scarcity of passport booklets , scarcity of electricity and Apapa hold up ..this is how northerners create false scarcity in other to make money ...They have even started it with train tickets

God bless you for seeing it as it is. It is a business for a lot of people, not just BDCs but also cryptocurrency exchangers. They'll always be higher rate than what banks and CBN is offering. It's already a norm & job creation for many including myself to be honest. Allowing free fall will worsen inflation.

Pingpongball:
This happens almost everytime I go out wearing sandals, especially with jeans, there is at least one girl that will give repeated glances to them. Could they find my feet attractive, or my sandals weird?

it happens to me always. If you're light skinned with no discolouration on your feets, even you too will stare at your own feet from time to time.

timstone:
I went to NIN office at yenagoa to change my NIN phone number that I can't retrieve.
I was told it will cost #5000.00 for the change of my sim.

To me the money was just too much

Change of age is N15,000 and it will reflect after 2-3 years. Useless people.

Bros, gist me. I'm in need of this information.

checkthis1990:
lk

Don't carry poor man stomach to a rich man's house, no matter what you eat, you'll never be satisfied; hence posts such as this.

If you're used to garri for breakfast, don't go to where cornflakes is a heavy meal.

PlayMaker14:
This is exactly what a pained Gay Lord will say.

Just as a bruised a ego would reply. Nonsense fagtard.

PlayMaker14:
Well, it takes a Gay Lord to know this.

You must be daft or probably a gay lord wannabe if you can't see & differentiate what masculinity & metro masculinity is. May God help you and BobRisky escape judgement.

This guy is giving out serious gay vibes.

Kajaard:
6am is ODD HOURS in Lagos? Or you just feel like talking

He must be a northerner. Here, we wake up at 8:45am and prepare for work which begins 9:00am. Please don't blame him, he has no understanding of the world outside Sokoto.