₦airaland Forum

Mercychen:
The hotel room though. Not posh.

Women!

AutoChick4U:
Go and apologize to that girl u dumped

lol I'm a married man. My last girlfriend deserved being dumped lol

Last week was bad omen for me. Bank froze my N50k sending from Stanbic to Sterling, they say till 7 days before Web Reversal can happen.

I lost N34k out of $100 in pump & dump

I gave my friend N20k to open a particular account with Union Bank, Bobo weez with my money!

35k for express passport, till today no reply. Agent scam me.

Yet I no die. Don't make N50K seem like the end of the world. Continue doing whatever gave you that money, your door will open one-day

Sleekfingers:
Lagos state government need to compel all civil servants to take the vaccine.....for a start....

And afterwards, all lagos residence must present their vaccination card, before having access to government facilities.....

I don't know why people don't want to take the vaccine.....

Our people too get coconut heads......

Me & u bear the same nickname but we no reason alike. We elected officials to office so that they can better the country, provide jobs and security. They've failed in all aspect except forcing people to take jabs! Na wetin we send them to do for office?

Bible talk am say, mark of the beast will force people to accept it or else no work, trade... This is it. If you're waiting for someone to come with a marker and write 666 on your head then you've been decieved. Bible says both great & small will be deceived. Please don't allow anyone put needle and alter your DNA because of a lab virus. God created you perfect, vaccine is not made to improve you but to make big pharma earn millions while controlling population.

DuduParaPara:
E don set.

But will this stop the free fall of the naira?

So how then do we know the price to negotiate with aboki on the street?

Since CBN has decided to be unfortunate by refusing to be transparent?

Binance P2P bruh!

Mmadu2:
You must think I'm a weakling.

If you aren't, you won't be asking NL what to do when your neighbor breaks your TV.

Buhari used to be a tall figure heads high over everyone he stands with but these days he's looking like one of those Okorocha's statue at the entrance of Owerri market square.

Send that adulterer a message first. Text her and give her a sound warning to change Bike manm else you will forward all your evidences to her husband.

Believe me, she will reset her senses and you will save a man from committing suicide over a whorish wife.

After paying N17,800 online, I'm still asked to pay N25,000 at their office for express. It's been 2 weeks and I'm yet to receive my booklet.

God will punish that comptroller in a special way!

It's like Ganduje and his wife cannot control themselves where there's dollars. EFCC & Hisbah should investigate further into the family because I don't understand why dollar is getting scarce anyhow in this country.

I look exactly like Herbert Macaulay without the funny mustache. Eyes, nose, mouth even shape of head & body stature. I sometimes feel like I'm his reincarnation.

Lamanii22:
Yes! My sister... Always.. I and my sis has got this striking resemblance.... A lil boy asked me one day if I was ini Edo... I was like no, he said I must be her sister then.... I was like we aren't related, he then said I'll be his own ini Edo.... Such a cute lil boyy

I once knew girl in Karu, Abuja who looked like Ini Edo. Her name is Courage.

enesexy:
Please can you send his contact to amasexyonwe@gmail.com... I will be very grateful

I don't have his contact nor am I familiar with him. I know the church has a YouTube channel. I'll share with you below

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cioa-oJuFsM

Buliwyf:
Yeah I am homeless but I have internet and a phone to communicate. What a sad life you must have boy. Malnutrition is really affecting your brain that you cannot even use logic to build sensible insults. Stop projecting your experience and that of your relatives on other people. LMAO

If being abroad really doesn't make life better may it not work out for you to go abroad or make it there. Lol

Whenever you're ready to come home and get a job, ask me for flight ticket & nice clothing. Till then, stay your lane and avoid my mention. You've achieved your aim of derailing this topic as your father the Devil has sent you to do. Well done!

Buliwyf:
Lol. I am abroad but I am ignorant and broke and jobless and gambling. Looks like someone is telling me his life experiences. Poor soul

how does abroad make your life better? You may be among the homeless Nigerians in Paris train station for all I care. Still go and get a job.

dhml:
Please I am base in Abuja and I need someone who is good In Peachtree Accounting, Sage 50 or QuickBook that can teach me. Chat me up on: 08128789750 Thanks.

you tried to reach me on email sir. Kindly chat me up on Telegram: nairacorp

Buliwyf:
Tears lol.

You think you're woke. You're just ignorant and broke. Get a job and quit gambling.

Buliwyf:
Why didnt you predict COVID? Or look into the future for the cure to HIV and cancer and give us the formula today? Lol

You're no different from the devil who asked Jesus to turn stone to bread so he can eat or the thief on the cross who asked that Jesus save himself from the cross since he's the messiah! Be careful of your words and the contents of your heart. We're in the last days.

Buliwyf:
See member of church advertise his church with fake news. Lol

how else can one share what God has done for them without the Devil using "woke" people like you to discredit God's blessings in their lives?

God pass you.

Perfectman91:
Can you link me up to this prophet please?

I only know their address at Agingi, before Rukuba barracks.

phemmyfour:
That's not from God, he's using metaphysical power

Is God's power metaphysical or metaspiritual?

Offpoint1:
Nice advert... Tell Ritabbi to predict sure games

I'm not advertising for anyone. I'm neither a frequent church goer or a gambler, so park your losing ticket one side and look for a better job.

jospepper:
which part of Jos?

Agingi. Close to rukuba barracks

There's this Prophet in Jos who told me about my mom's ailment she' had been managing for 5 years then. I was shocked because not even one of my friends knew about it. He ask that I bring her to Jos, I did and her healing started that week.

Same prophet told me about the girl I discussed the possibility of marriage the night before. He told me the next day on a Sunday service that if I marry that girl I was discussing marriage with the previous night, it'll be my biggest mistake in life. Funny enough she sat 2 seats away from me but didn't hear a word of what the prophet said, everyone one else heard it clearly.

The prophet's name is Ritabbi. The church is called Christ As Of Old Ministry.

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Please stop all these quotes of advertising a church! This is not about the Prophet but about God who gets all the glory and praise for what he has done in my life and the life of my family. God cannot be mocked, after insulting me and the prophet for God's blessing, you think your own prayers will be answered abi? Don't let the Devil use you to discredit God. If you have any contrary opinion or wokeness, please keep it to yourself, there are people who you're denying the blessing of a testimony with your filthy words.

Delphi:
Very correct!. In Europe, one can stay for 6 months without hearing the bleep of a vehicle's horn. The only horn/noise one will hear is siren from ambulances on medical evacuation.

my cousin came to Nigeria for the first time, from the airport trip going home she started asking what's happening on the high way? I said it was normal traffic. She said she was scared something terrible was going in because of the horns, in Norway people only horn in emergency situations.

techwaya:
There is no such thing as Fulani herdsmen or bandits,they are isis west Africa faction disguising as herdsmen and bandits..

Whatever! Fulani are not welcome anywhere in the south.

Aboki don't accept coins. I have UK coins as well. How much are they in total amount? Reach me on telegram: nairacorp
We may be able to trade.

Him sef, wetin carry him two sugarcane legs enter East?

was he expecting a triumphant entry or what?

Whoever that Ibo tailor that sew his trouser and chose not to iron it is, you're our hero but rest assured you will be joining Mazi NK this night in Abuja.

As far as I'm concerned, I cant vouch for anyone at this point. They're all the same bag of sh!t

As for Bubu, thats where he keeps all the cow pictures and grazing route schematics for Nigeria.
If you can collect that bad from the security, Bubu is finished!

Southernigbo:
if u marry her , ur enjoyment don start b that

after 1 child, you will not understand anything there again. If you want a good physique after birth, avoid ladies with fat tendencies.

DubaiLandLord:
I dey connect my phone Bluetooth with my car Bluetooth.

So I no dey break any law when making a call, unless them go say make I no dey talk at all.

that's what they're saying. No talk at all. If your passenger talks to you, ignore the talk and concentrate wholeheartedly like your life depend on it for the sake of 6 months imprisonment.