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Health / Re: my brothers wicked wife by madamebebe(f): 12:01am On Apr 09, 2013 |
Op put up a warning sign next time please. What a grotesque image!! And how am I sure this story is real? Too many sickos mehn.. 1 Like |
Religion / Re: What Will Be The Fate Of Those Mentally Challenged on Judgement Day? by madamebebe(f): 9:47am On Apr 08, 2013 |
What of our forefathers the amadioha and sango worshippers, will they go to hell ? Atleast if we meet there, I can learn some first hand, undiluted history lesson .. |
Education / Re: Good English: A Sign Of Education & Intelligence? by madamebebe(f): 12:01am On Apr 08, 2013 |
Makana mmadu ma asu engrishi o bu ro makana onwere akonuche, omaka ebe ha muru ya na ndi na kuzi ya akwukwo.. Ako nuche di iche okanku!! E nwghi ike I gwam na engrishi bu maka akonuche! Asii!! Akonuche buru ibu e donye na ofu ebe .. O di spontaneous |
Health / Re: Urgent Assistance O Human....... by madamebebe(f): 2:22am On Apr 07, 2013 |
mackengift: Can anyone tell me how much a human artificial skeleton with heart and lungs costs and where can i get it to buy in Nigeria. Look for a private secondary school, go in and request to speak to their science teacher, and then ask him/her about it. OR hmmnn you would have to look online to buy one froma foreign country 1 Like |
Health / Re: Painful Sex After Cesarean Section-help!!! by madamebebe(f): 2:15am On Apr 07, 2013 |
22tango who did you set this trap for? Lol
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Health / Re: I Really Want To Lose Weight by madamebebe(f): 10:25pm On Apr 06, 2013 |
Fati bom bom lol Drink more water (5-8glasses a day) Reduce your carbs(white rice) consume more beans insted so if you wan make food make sure the beans plenty pass the rice. Exercise!! Turn on the music and dance your ass off for 30minutes lol no kill yourself oo.. Consume more protein: beans, fish, egg, milk, yoghurt, avocado Drink warm water in the morning, this would help kick start your metabolism for the day. Eat more in the morning and very little before bed! Notice I said before bed Eat fruits: mango, pawpaw, apple, banana.. You people have more organic fruits over there so take advantage of it.. Reduce your garri intake yes oo.. Reduce your salt intake too.. And amala and pounded yam.. |
Health / Re: My Face Look Older Than My Age by madamebebe(f): 6:36pm On Apr 06, 2013 |
Start eating raw fish, if you can't then boil it . Fish(oilyfish), avocado,cucumber, pawpaw, nuts.. Make sure you're drinking up to 5/8 glasses of water daily. And stay away from the sun. Go and buy a huge farmer hat. Wear that when you're out in the sun. |
Health / Re: How To Lose Fat On The Arms by madamebebe(f): 6:20pm On Apr 06, 2013 |
fellis: Hahahah I know right. Hopefully it helps to burn the fat. |
Health / Re: How To Lose Fat On The Arms by madamebebe(f): 6:19pm On Apr 06, 2013 |
BoboYekini: googoo right? I'll bet your only addition is that bit about eating organic. Lmao!! Nah this was all me mate! But so what if it was google? I'm helping my naija people out na |
Health / Re: Pls HELP Need To Clear My Face by madamebebe(f): 6:13pm On Apr 06, 2013 |
kingk: @ madame... that's bleaching.... Really? type me more, I'm all eyes .. |
Health / Re: Help!..blocked Nose For Months. by madamebebe(f): 6:10pm On Apr 06, 2013 |
Op, try using pure petroleum jelly(vaseline) as face moisturizer to prevent allergy.. Or you might have a swollen septum, then you'll have to see an ENT specialist. What country are you in? Goodluck anyways |
Health / Re: Hair Dandruff Treatment by madamebebe(f): 12:52pm On Apr 06, 2013 |
You'll need olive oil Pour 5 spoonfulls of OO in a bowl Heat it up for 1min in your microwave Now massage the warm OO Into your scalp Make sure it covers your whole scalp If you run out of OO Just heat up more Now wait for 15 minutes Before washing it out With your shampoo Make sure you drink up to 6-8 glasses of water daily. Consume more fishy foods. You need more fats/oil in your system. Overall, make sure you are consuming a balanced diet daily. 1 Like |
Health / Re: How To Lose Fat On The Arms by madamebebe(f): 1:19am On Apr 06, 2013 |
Lmao @mother theresa I thought it was called christian mother ? Lol Anywhoo, lift one arm out, sideways facing to the east lol and then wiggle!!!!! Wiggle it and count to 20, repeat with the arm. Do this morning and night. Consume more healthy organic foods. To enjoy results .... |
Health / Re: Pls I Need Help by madamebebe(f): 12:57am On Apr 06, 2013 |
scampy: Yeh barb gorimapa. Make sure the clipper is sterilized oo.. Which one be jordan style? I can see the boil is not affecting you lol barb fade joor Also make sure you are eating organic foods oo.. Na from your inside the boil commot so change your diet and lifestyle.. Actually on a second thought your problem might just be ingrown hair hmmnnn barb am finish and use the methods I prescribed. try the garlic first, seems more potent to me. |
Health / Re: Is Thete Any Way Of Reducing Pot Belly? by madamebebe(f): 12:48am On Apr 06, 2013 |
Pot belly is due to the accumulation of fat around the abdominal area.To reduce it do the following steps. 1. Develop a proper posture.Stand erect,sit straight and avoid slouching. 2. Have dinner atleast 2 hours before going to bed. 3. Do exercise.Walk as much as you can. 4. Minimize fat intake. 5. Avoid junk and fried foods. 6. Drink 8 to 10 glasses of water a day. 7. Include salads,fruits and whole grins in your diet. 8. Reduce the intake of alcoholic drinks. 9. Meet a fitness specialist to find an exercise that suits you. 10. Rule out medical causes.A variety of medical conditions such as gastroparesis can result in a pot belly.If you are experiencing persistent abdominal distension that's new for you, get a medical evaluation. I hope these tips will help you a lot.Good luck. Thanks to google search.. |
Health / Re: Pls HELP Need To Clear My Face by madamebebe(f): 8:48pm On Apr 05, 2013 |
Eyaa you probably got burnt by the sun lol sorry about my joke in your time of distress. Well dear for you next week event get your concealer and fundation ready. You can't heal it that fast sorry Okay now to the remedy Looool I think I just realised you are not a female lmao!! Okay let me start again. Go and buy lemon sharp sharp!!! Slice it and swqueeze the juice out of it Use cotton wool dab the lemon Place it on the freshly wahsed burns, move it all over the burns Leave it for 5minutes and wash it off, repeat for the other side Make sure you are timing the 5mins oo before you add another burn Do this morning and night. Make sure you stay away from the sun before the event! Most importanly You need to buy a body lotion with sunblock.. 1 Like |
Health / Re: Pls I Need Help by madamebebe(f): 8:32pm On Apr 05, 2013 |
You will need : tomato, garlic, honey, salt.. Slice the tomato into half, Take one half and slice it into 2 Then place one slice on the boil Wait for 5minutes Take it off, use the other half Repeat(5minutes) You don't need to wipe it off You can leave the tomato juice on Now over to garlic This wan wil pepper you well well Crush the garlic and then Place it on the boil For 24hrs If it burns too much And you can't bare it Just wipe it off But atleast wait small The salt, Place the salt on the boil Wait for some minute and then Wipe off what comes out eeww But with that garlic treatment I think your boil would be gone in no time Honey Place it on the boil Wait for some minute Then wash it off Op I wish you goodluck in treating this. Oh and before I forget, make sure your diet is healthy, consume more fruits now than you did before. I would have suggested drinking the mixture of tumeric powder and warm water but I don't know if you'll find it where you are, but it might have a local name which I sadly do not know Goodluck dear |
Health / Re: Pain On The Left Side Of My Stomach by madamebebe(f): 8:12pm On Apr 05, 2013 |
For diagnostic purposes, the human abdomen is divided into four quadrants: upper right, lower right, upper left and lower left. When you're dealing with left side stomach pain, the source could be in two separate quadrants, but many diseases and disorders can focus in both left side quadrants. If you are experiencing this type of stomach pain, there are a few possible reasons. Following are some of the most common. Bowel Obstruction The large and small intestines wind throughout the abdomen, but left side stomach pain can sometimes be caused by a bowel obstruction on the left side of the intestines. This pain is usually accompanied by vomiting and either loose stools or no stools, and should be taken care of immediately at your local emergency room. Untreated, a bowel obstruction can cause numerous complications, including severe infections that can result in permanent damage. Diverticulitis Simply put, diverticulitis is a common disease among elderly patients involving a weak spot in the colon, which causes a pouch to bulge against the lining of that weak area. As the illness progresses, left side stomach pain is a common indicator, and patients may also experience nausea, bloating and constipation. This isn't a life-threatening illness, and is usually treated with a low-fiber diet, but you should visit your doctor for a diagnosis. You may require medication to maintain proper health. Viral Hepatitis A far more dangerous disease, left side stomach pain can also be indicative of viral hepatitis, which comes in five distinct forms and can be life-threatening. In most cases, patients will also notice a slight yellowing of the skin and the whites of the eyes, as well as nausea and dark-tinted urine. Hepatitis usually causes a dull ache in the stomach rather than piercing pain, and it does not abate after eating or drinking (which can distinguish it from a bowel obstruction). See a doctor immediately if you suspect you have any form of hepatitis, and avoid physical contact with friends and family. Kidney Stones Another source of left side stomach pain can be kidney stones, and the fact that the pain originates in the left side indicates that the stone is passed from the left kidney. You might first experience a sharp pain in the back, which gradually (over a period of hours) moves into the front of the abdomen. If you think you have a kidney stone, you should head to the ER immediately in case it is too large to pass yourself. Infections and obstructions can threaten your life if this condition isn't treated. Pelvic Inflammatory Disease The left side stomach pain associated with pelvic inflammatory disease is usually dull and unabating, and occurs only in women. Some patients experience pain the middle of the abdomen as well as the left side, and is usually accompanied by a fever. This can lead to severe complications, so women who believe they might have this disease should schedule an appointment with their gynecologist immediately. Ulcerative Colitis Left side stomach pain can also be associated with ulcerative colitis, an inflammatory bowel disease, especially when felt in the lower quadrant of the abdomen. Other symptoms will include loose stools, blood in the stools, weight loss, fatigue and muscle soreness, and it is important that you see your doctor quickly for a diagnosis. This was all me it took me fife hawas lol.. Joke thanks to google/ yahoo answers.. Op I wish you goodluck, and I suspect kidney stones.. I hope and pray you have enough funds for treatment.. It is well oo |
Family / Re: She Threaten 2 Divorce Me If I Dont Dissociate Myself From My Best Friend. by madamebebe(f): 6:07pm On Apr 05, 2013 |
Mehn you need to make out with this your dayo friend to ease the tension!! Ahn ahn wish kin closeted friendship be this one? Una dey discuss business or football? If no then oga, hi put it to you that you are On a serious note reduce your chitchat with your mate .. I thought it was we women that chat for that long though .. Nawa oo |
Celebrities / Re: Nse Ikpe-etim And Clifford Sule’s Traditional Wedding In Akwa Ibom by madamebebe(f): 11:03pm On Apr 04, 2013 |
Aawww happy married life nse!! This is the wedding I know that makes you the nwunye traditional |
Celebrities / Re: Yomi Abiola & Nneka Egbuna: Who Is Prettier? by madamebebe(f): 9:17pm On Apr 03, 2013 |
Yomi is such a cute bird prettier: hmmmnnnn Nneka, the beautiful one: Yomi |
Food / Re: One Meat You Will Never Taste? by madamebebe(f): 12:55am On Apr 03, 2013 |
aadetoyin: Human!!! Lol you beat me to it! |
Health / Re: The Benefits Of Coconut Oil. by madamebebe(f): 10:02pm On Apr 02, 2013 |
The health benefits of coconut oil include hair care, skin care, stress relief, maintaining cholesterol levels, weight loss, increased immunity, proper digestion and metabolism, relief from kidney problems, heart diseases, high blood pressure, diabetes, HIV and cancer, dental care, and bone strength. These benefits of oil can be attributed to the presence of lauric acid, capric acid and caprylic acid, and its properties such as antimicrobial, antioxidant, antifungal, antibacterial and soothing properties. |
Politics / Re: Why Do Some Nigerians Fly Isreali Flag In Nigeria by madamebebe(f): 5:00pm On Apr 01, 2013 |
shymexx: Sarcasm mate! You can tell from my 'miliki and honey' lol .. |
Politics / Re: Why Do Some Nigerians Fly Isreali Flag In Nigeria by madamebebe(f): 4:54pm On Apr 01, 2013 |
deandavid: na lie o, we are talking of flag u talking abt clothing, do u know the meaning of a flag? Perhaps they don't see what you see in the nigerian flag then? When ones country is weak, its not suprising to see them claiming another.. I'm just trying not to be hypocritical because sincerely I would rather fly another flag than the nigerian one, flag is not my lineage so you see where I'm coming from 1 Like |
Politics / Re: Why Do Some Nigerians Fly Isreali Flag In Nigeria by madamebebe(f): 4:30pm On Apr 01, 2013 |
Beacuse in the bible they read, israel is described as the land flowing with miliki and honey so who won't want to claim it? Op make sure you walk around wearing your native attire afterall why you wan be westerner? Wear your nigerian attire o jare .. Its 'inferiority complex and ignorance' when you remove your ancestors identity to have americana own.. Stop claiming civilized, its for the westerners only.. Perhaps this is how they see it .. What do you think? 4 Likes |
Fashion / Re: Ladies, Would You Rock This Hairstyle? by madamebebe(f): 4:23pm On Apr 01, 2013 |
Why not beautiful lady |
Food / Re: Guy Found A Rat In His Fried Rice .(Picture) by madamebebe(f): 3:01am On Apr 01, 2013 |
Eeeeww man!! This has put me off chinese April fools joor I neva chop china food oo 1 Like |
Culture / Re: Do You Know That MouthAction Stagnates Your Life ? by madamebebe(f): 2:45am On Apr 01, 2013 |
Okwa ara e bi do na iya gi? After they'll say 'we shuu be kind to mad pipu ' |
Health / Re: Pls Help, My Manhood Erects Too Often. Is It Normal? by madamebebe(f): 1:54pm On Mar 31, 2013 |
Its natural, Some people have this view that male erection is cause of only because having thoughts of sex, or erotic materials. Erection is a rush of blood into the veins of your penis. It can occur even without having sexual thoughts.. Like if you are sleeping on your stomach, if you are holding pee. and like you said, when you touch it. Most of us have it when we wake up in morning (known as morning hood). Because the skin of the penis is sensitive. it is prone to get erected easily. Nothing is wrong with you. if you want to avoid erection is public place. divert your mind completely to something which turns you really off. and keep your mind just around it. The best way to get get rid of erection quickly is by not thinking about it Thanks to yahoo.. Google your problem next time lol |
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