Op put up a warning sign next time please. What a grotesque image!! And how am I sure this story is real? Too many sickos mehn..

What of our forefathers the amadioha and sango worshippers, will they go to hell ?

Atleast if we meet there, I can learn some first hand, undiluted history lesson ..

Makana mmadu ma asu engrishi o bu ro makana onwere akonuche, omaka ebe ha muru ya na ndi na kuzi ya akwukwo.. Ako nuche di iche okanku!! E nwghi ike I gwam na engrishi bu maka akonuche! Asii!! Akonuche buru ibu e donye na ofu ebe .. O di spontaneous

mackengift: Can anyone tell me how much a human artificial skeleton with heart and lungs costs and where can i get it to buy in Nigeria.

Look for a private secondary school, go in and request to speak to their science teacher, and then ask him/her about it.

OR hmmnn you would have to look online to buy one froma foreign country

22tango who did you set this trap for? Lol

Fati bom bom lol

Drink more water (5-8glasses a day)
Reduce your carbs(white rice) consume more beans insted so if you wan make food make sure the beans plenty pass the rice.

Exercise!! Turn on the music and dance your ass off for 30minutes lol no kill yourself oo..

Consume more protein: beans, fish, egg, milk, yoghurt, avocado

Drink warm water in the morning, this would help kick start your metabolism for the day.

Eat more in the morning and very little before bed! Notice I said before bed

Eat fruits: mango, pawpaw, apple, banana.. You people have more organic fruits over there so take advantage of it..

Reduce your garri intake yes oo.. Reduce your salt intake too.. And amala and pounded yam..

Start eating raw fish, if you can't then boil it . Fish(oilyfish), avocado,cucumber, pawpaw, nuts.. Make sure you're drinking up to 5/8 glasses of water daily. And stay away from the sun. Go and buy a huge farmer hat. Wear that when you're out in the sun.

fellis:

hehehehe

It is going to look like a flapping wing

Hahahah I know right. Hopefully it helps to burn the fat.

BoboYekini: googoo right? I'll bet your only addition is that bit about eating organic.

Lmao!! Nah this was all me mate! But so what if it was google? I'm helping my naija people out na

kingk: @ madame... that's bleaching....

Really? type me more, I'm all eyes ..

Op, try using pure petroleum jelly(vaseline) as face moisturizer to prevent allergy..

Or you might have a swollen septum, then you'll have to see an ENT specialist. What country are you in?

Goodluck anyways

You'll need olive oil

Pour 5 spoonfulls
of OO in a bowl
Heat it up
for 1min in
your microwave

Now massage the warm OO
Into your scalp
Make sure it covers your whole scalp
If you run out of OO
Just heat up more

Now wait for 15 minutes
Before washing it out
With your shampoo

Make sure you drink up to 6-8 glasses of water daily.
Consume more fishy foods.
You need more fats/oil in your system.

Overall, make sure you are consuming a balanced diet daily.

Lmao @mother theresa I thought it was called christian mother ? Lol

Anywhoo, lift one arm out, sideways facing to the east lol and then wiggle!!!!! Wiggle it and count to 20, repeat with the arm. Do this morning and night.

Consume more healthy organic foods. To enjoy results ....

scampy:

Thnx so much 4 dis. A questn 4u madam, is it necessary i barb my hair like d Jordan style? Once again thnk u.

Yeh barb gorimapa. Make sure the clipper is sterilized oo..

Which one be jordan style? I can see the boil is not affecting you lol barb fade joor

Also make sure you are eating organic foods oo.. Na from your inside the boil commot so change your diet and lifestyle..

Actually on a second thought your problem might just be ingrown hair hmmnnn barb am finish and use the methods I prescribed. try the garlic first, seems more potent to me.

Pot belly is due to the accumulation of fat around the abdominal area.To reduce it do the following steps.
1. Develop a proper posture.Stand erect,sit straight and avoid slouching.
2. Have dinner atleast 2 hours before going to bed.
3. Do exercise.Walk as much as you can.
4. Minimize fat intake.
5. Avoid junk and fried foods.
6. Drink 8 to 10 glasses of water a day.
7. Include salads,fruits and whole grins in your diet.
8. Reduce the intake of alcoholic drinks.
9. Meet a fitness specialist to find an exercise that suits you.
10. Rule out medical causes.A variety of medical conditions such as gastroparesis can result in a pot belly.If you are experiencing persistent abdominal distension that's new for you, get a medical evaluation.

I hope these tips will help you a lot.Good luck.

Thanks to google search..

Eyaa you probably got burnt by the sun lol sorry about my joke in your time of distress. Well dear for you next week event get your concealer and fundation ready. You can't heal it that fast sorry

Okay now to the remedy
Looool I think I just realised you are not a female lmao!!

Okay let me start again. Go and buy lemon sharp sharp!!!
Slice it and swqueeze the juice out of it
Use cotton wool dab the lemon
Place it on the freshly wahsed burns, move it all over the burns
Leave it for 5minutes and wash it off, repeat for the other side
Make sure you are timing the 5mins oo before you add another burn

Do this morning and night. Make sure you stay away from the sun before the event!

Most importanly You need to buy a body lotion with sunblock..

You will need : tomato, garlic, honey, salt..

Slice the tomato into half,
Take one half and slice it into 2
Then place one slice on the boil
Wait for 5minutes
Take it off, use the other half
Repeat(5minutes)
You don't need to wipe it off
You can leave the tomato juice on


Now over to garlic
This wan wil pepper you well well
Crush the garlic and then
Place it on the boil
For 24hrs
If it burns too much
And you can't bare it
Just wipe it off
But atleast wait small

The salt,
Place the salt on the boil
Wait for some minute and then
Wipe off what comes out eeww
But with that garlic treatment I think your boil would be gone in no time

Honey
Place it on the boil
Wait for some minute
Then wash it off

Op I wish you goodluck in treating this. Oh and before I forget, make sure your diet is healthy, consume more fruits now than you did before. I would have suggested drinking the mixture of tumeric powder and warm water but I don't know if you'll find it where you are, but it might have a local name which I sadly do not know

Goodluck dear

For diagnostic purposes, the human abdomen is divided into four quadrants: upper right, lower right, upper left and lower left. When you're dealing with left side stomach pain, the source could be in two separate quadrants, but many diseases and disorders can focus in both left side quadrants. If you are experiencing this type of stomach pain, there are a few possible reasons. Following are some of the most common.
Bowel Obstruction

The large and small intestines wind throughout the abdomen, but left side stomach pain can sometimes be caused by a bowel obstruction on the left side of the intestines. This pain is usually accompanied by vomiting and either loose stools or no stools, and should be taken care of immediately at your local emergency room. Untreated, a bowel obstruction can cause numerous complications, including severe infections that can result in permanent damage.

Diverticulitis

Simply put, diverticulitis is a common disease among elderly patients involving a weak spot in the colon, which causes a pouch to bulge against the lining of that weak area. As the illness progresses, left side stomach pain is a common indicator, and patients may also experience nausea, bloating and constipation. This isn't a life-threatening illness, and is usually treated with a low-fiber diet, but you should visit your doctor for a diagnosis. You may require medication to maintain proper health.

Viral Hepatitis

A far more dangerous disease, left side stomach pain can also be indicative of viral hepatitis, which comes in five distinct forms and can be life-threatening. In most cases, patients will also notice a slight yellowing of the skin and the whites of the eyes, as well as nausea and dark-tinted urine. Hepatitis usually causes a dull ache in the stomach rather than piercing pain, and it does not abate after eating or drinking (which can distinguish it from a bowel obstruction). See a doctor immediately if you suspect you have any form of hepatitis, and avoid physical contact with friends and family.

Kidney Stones

Another source of left side stomach pain can be kidney stones, and the fact that the pain originates in the left side indicates that the stone is passed from the left kidney. You might first experience a sharp pain in the back, which gradually (over a period of hours) moves into the front of the abdomen. If you think you have a kidney stone, you should head to the ER immediately in case it is too large to pass yourself. Infections and obstructions can threaten your life if this condition isn't treated.

Pelvic Inflammatory Disease

The left side stomach pain associated with pelvic inflammatory disease is usually dull and unabating, and occurs only in women. Some patients experience pain the middle of the abdomen as well as the left side, and is usually accompanied by a fever. This can lead to severe complications, so women who believe they might have this disease should schedule an appointment with their gynecologist immediately.

Ulcerative Colitis

Left side stomach pain can also be associated with ulcerative colitis, an inflammatory bowel disease, especially when felt in the lower quadrant of the abdomen. Other symptoms will include loose stools, blood in the stools, weight loss, fatigue and muscle soreness, and it is important that you see your doctor quickly for a diagnosis.

This was all me it took me fife hawas lol.. Joke thanks to google/ yahoo answers.. Op I wish you goodluck, and I suspect kidney stones.. I hope and pray you have enough funds for treatment.. It is well oo

Mehn you need to make out with this your dayo friend to ease the tension!! Ahn ahn wish kin closeted friendship be this one? Una dey discuss business or football? If no then oga, hi put it to you that you are

On a serious note reduce your chitchat with your mate .. I thought it was we women that chat for that long though .. Nawa oo

Aawww happy married life nse!! This is the wedding I know that makes you the nwunye traditional

Yomi is such a cute bird prettier: hmmmnnnn Nneka, the beautiful one: Yomi

aadetoyin: Human!!!

Lol you beat me to it!

The health benefits of coconut oil include hair care, skin care, stress relief, maintaining cholesterol levels, weight loss, increased immunity, proper digestion and metabolism, relief from kidney problems, heart diseases, high blood pressure, diabetes, HIV and cancer, dental care, and bone strength. These benefits of oil can be attributed to the presence of lauric acid, capric acid and caprylic acid, and its properties such as antimicrobial, antioxidant, antifungal, antibacterial and soothing properties.

shymexx:

Biblical Israel or the Jewish state in the middle east

The earlier we all understand that the biblical Israel is different from the Jewish/Zionist Israel created for Hebrew converts of European descent, the better for our African minds...

Sarcasm mate! You can tell from my 'miliki and honey' lol ..

deandavid: na lie o, we are talking of flag u talking abt clothing, do u know the meaning of a flag?

Perhaps they don't see what you see in the nigerian flag then? When ones country is weak, its not suprising to see them claiming another..

I'm just trying not to be hypocritical because sincerely I would rather fly another flag than the nigerian one, flag is not my lineage so you see where I'm coming from

Beacuse in the bible they read, israel is described as the land flowing with miliki and honey so who won't want to claim it?

Op make sure you walk around wearing your native attire afterall why you wan be westerner? Wear your nigerian attire o jare .. Its 'inferiority complex and ignorance' when you remove your ancestors identity to have americana own.. Stop claiming civilized, its for the westerners only..

Perhaps this is how they see it .. What do you think?

Why not beautiful lady

Eeeeww man!! This has put me off chinese









April fools joor I neva chop china food oo

Okwa ara e bi do na iya gi? After they'll say 'we shuu be kind to mad pipu '

Its natural, Some people have this view that male erection is cause of only because having thoughts of sex, or erotic materials. Erection is a rush of blood into the veins of your penis. It can occur even without having sexual thoughts.. Like if you are sleeping on your stomach, if you are holding pee. and like you said, when you touch it. Most of us have it when we wake up in morning (known as morning hood). Because the skin of the penis is sensitive. it is prone to get erected easily. Nothing is wrong with you. if you want to avoid erection is public place. divert your mind completely to something which turns you really off. and keep your mind just around it. The best way to get get rid of erection quickly is by not thinking about it

Thanks to yahoo.. Google your problem next time lol