₦airaland Forum

Animegirl:
Men "balls" be looking like this "Oo" but still have the effrontery to slutshame and bodyshame women.

You must have seen enough "balls" to know this... u can't be guessing cos u are right

Piptocoin:
[color=indigo]Then, I loved the combination of Crush or Tandi and the rectangle okin biscuit (I disliked the round type). The days of 3T, Cleopatra, Bryan Adams, Bright Chimezie, Daniel Wilson, Kc and Jojo, Mc Hammer, Prince (now late), and programmes like The Bold and the Beautiful, The New Masquerade, The Village Headmaster, Jake and the Fatman, Touched by an Angel, Dempsey and Makepeace, Paloma, The Rich Also Cry, PS I Love You, Checkmate, Tales By Moonlight...gosh, my childhood was blessed. I am fortunate or blessed to have witnessed a beautiful and peaceful Nigeria.[/color]

wow... we had the most unforgettable childhood... I miss those days bro

Animegirl:
Men "balls" be looking like this "Oo" but still have the effrontery to slutshame and bodyshame women.

lol... u guys are comedians here

Candidlady:
@bolded

One of em reason we have lost so many broda mikes to the war!!!


Pee on the floor push all em broda mikes on it

Rest in Piss to all the do or die broda mikes out there...

Hard man hard man
But can't keep a straight face when they cum tueh

God forbid

lol... this cracked me up real hard

LordKezzy:
Somehow

someone who truly loves a woman, should take it easy during the sex

Some relationship has ended in the past because broda mike will not do it gently with sister chioma.

Broda Mike is fond of thrusting with all his might and reckless abandon as if his life depends on it, he chokes, he drags her hair and spank her butt... broda Mike is a monster in bed.

Sister chioma does not fancy broda Mike's aggressive approach to sex... she couldn't continue with the relationship, so she left broda Mike


What do you think about a partner that does it aggressively?

Are there some ladies out there who might like it?

Wazobia2216:
You wey don marry, show us your achievement

my broda, I single pass anything

malikombi:
Yeah....Afri cola....
I've forgotten the name of their orange brand

Is it Crush?

You remember Tandi?

BigTableShaker:
Chai?!!

You're a Legend.

You don teyy for Earth.

lol

malikombi:
You didn't mention Dr Pepper

lol... yeah, Dr pepper and AfriCola

Only those born in the 70s, 80s and 90s can relate

candidladyTemp:
Lmao




You men are so impatient... Hence the rape tendency in y'all


No shortcut to heaven listen to it by manifest ft obrafour

lol

projectpro:
Its actually an open secret, who doesn't know how to detect a hidden camera inside a room?

not many knows bro

Totiemide:
It's a good suggestion but not all of us are hyped by social media.

true

Bluezy13:
Ehmmm...


Objection !
How will those of us managing N100 mb fare ?? We will be missing the voice notes na, haba... Consider us !
We are going to suffer marginalization... And Seun must give us a referrandum .

u are funny

BestDicker:
Turn on the lights please?

Or do you mean turn of the light

Another tips.

1.When you visit a hotel or an unknown place be security conscious.
2.When you enter a room switch of the whole light use your smart phone camera try to video the whole room by doing that if your phone captures any light that your eye cannot detect in the dark leave that room with immediate effect that room is bugged.
A security expert told me though i never want to reveal this but i have to ,inorder to create security awareness.

hmmm

Druid007 what do you think?

I ve been thinking lately... and I came up with an idea that looks pretty good on paper, but I will like to know what you think about it so we can start taking action to make it happen.


Truth be told, Nairaland has got some very bright minds, you can tell with the threads you read on the front pages of the forum as well as the threads we enjoy withing sections.

Everything we do on the forum has been basically commenting or creating threads through writing. But have u imagined having desame conversation via voice chats as a means of extensively engaging with threads?


We can use the new features on twitter, I am talking about SPACES...

Option 1:
Threads Creators can choose to add twitter SPACES links that can permit readers by extension to join a specific created Nairaland thread topic on twitter SPACES for voice contributions or feedbacks or suggestion.

Option 2: we can create a twitter account specifically for SPACES... where all Nairalander/Romancelanders can follow and join in voice discussions that reflects threads from Nairaland.


What do you think?

We can achieve that... pls add your suggestions.


Thanks

Use a guest house or a hotel, using your rented apartment space for sex may not be the best as preferred by many.

Know his/her medical history, know if he/she has any underlying health issues.

Don't allow ur partner use hands on your private part.

MouthAction is risky, allow it @ your own peril

Limit ur creativity in bed, Never let ur partner tie your hands and legs... stop using blindfolds. Turn on the lights please. The hotel may be bugged with hidden cams and someone withing the engine room of the hotel may be watching live porn served by you and your partner but it is better for your own safety.

Just Cover yourself and your partner with a bed spread/duvet.

Refuse aggressive sex, no choking, no hair pulling, no ass spanking. An aggressive partner might hurt u !!!

Make sure your partner switch off their phones. He/she may be recording audio/video or taking nude pictures without your knowledge.

Ladies... the best position during sex is one that allows you monitor what the guy is doing... the doggy style may be cool but would allow your guy film it if he's naughty that's the best position for it.

Before sex in a new and unfamiliar place, try to check the rest room, under the bed and the closet... some naughty guys may have their friends hiding there and filming, or set you up for group sex (rape)

Finally, remember to lock the door. Prior to your meeting with your partner, endeavour to tell someone exactly where to find you for your own protection, should an emergency occur.

Give your correct details in a hotel while checking in.

Remember to keep your eyes open. Do not close your eyes in ecstacy or fall asleep.

Drink or eat whatever your partner serves you with your own personal discretion and conviction.

Use protection.


#staySafe

Nbotee:
Falz, don jazzy, Paul okoye, Jude okoye, lasisi elenu, UB Franklin, dbanj, AY, Ehiz, Kemen, Jimmie, Mr Kokun of Kokun foundation

ur missing it... incomplete

bonadripper:
Gabriel adedanya


Philip Izeogu

Alex igbokwe


Junior Anthony


Seun is osewa



Pascal Odion


Igbalo Chinaka



John Adekunle


Kule


Adekunle



Musa Sadiq


Austin jay jay




Paul Saul



Okagbare precious



Uruk din



Sunday Olisa




Now send me my money oo

Fast

wrong list of names

WhrightJr:
Falz, don jazzy, Paul okoye, Jude okoye, lasisi elenu, UB Franklin, dbanj, AY, omoh nobi everybody I sabi abeg

incomplete

I am spreading 100k among first 10 nairalanders to mention at least 12 names of persons you see in the picture below. Real name or artist stage name will count.


Expo:
1.Falz 2.Paul Okoye 3.Don Jazzy.


Mention 9 more and get 10k

purplekayc:
I no understand

what he meant was that the dead is better than the living. Actually if you look at it pretty well, almost every Nigerian is living on borrowed time

Botking:
Let's me advice you, if you wanna married, married an Asian lady, they are often consecutive in nature

Asian ladies are naive robots ... they are too good to a fault, they trust easily and are gullible.

DIAMANTE1759:
I will invite dbull

who is that?

For me, it's Kizz daniels