₦airaland Forum

Datboredberri:
Chenzen is gonna beg you..

Beg him what exactly?

Datboredberri:
Bet both...

I don't need them.. but they would make cool earrings...

haha... ur killing me with some comic relief

pansophist:
Yes I have. I have been living in Europe since I was a teenager, not I am in my early 30's.

I see... the goal is leaving Africa permanently and relocating to anywhere withing Europe just like u... you are living your best life... I want to be like you bro

pansophist:
Bro, please do, my point is that it shouldn't be done with ignorance, but with knowledge. If I were you, I will get citizenship, to give me access the world, then just move back to maybe Namibia, Ghana, or a stable, peaceful, African country.

OK... But how come u know all this... like u've travelled far and wide to have so much knowledge about countries and immigration and relocation and citizenship?

Datboredberri:
Asian plus black... Still biracial...

No... But he's coming this year...

You wish me bad... I'm watching you..

I can bet one of my black hairy balls that your Colombian boyfriend does not have the intention of coming to Nigeria for any reason... not even for ur sake

pansophist:
Its a combination of geography, being an immigrant, climate, and culture. I'll break each down.

Canada is a country that is x10 bigger than Nigeria but has only the population of Lagos and Kaduna spread all over its vast territories. Only the province of Ontario (Toronto) alone is far bigger than Nigeria, with about half the Lagos population. Imagine the distance it takes to visit your family or friends in the other part of your province, talk less of the other side of the country. And as an immigrant, you do not have the advantage of the social network, so you're building from the bottom up, with other immigrants like you, creating an artificial friendship that you all understand to lack and meaningful depth, which just makes you stick to yourself. You might experience been cut off when you asked for help from friends, yes, ghosting within the immigrant communities is a thing. Everyone has their cross to carry.

It's also cold, as in, freezing cold. For example, the freezing point from liquid to ice is -1, then imagine when the weather drops to -20, and even lower, for about six months in a year. Also, cold climate and darkness go hand in hand, so from 4 pm where the sun is still burning hard in Lagos, it's already darker than night. Harmattan is not cold. If harmattan is cold, then winter is the Arctic. When you consider the weather, distance, cold, and darkness, with a pile of bills you must sacrifice lots of work hours to cover, your life may revolve around work. Welcome to the rat race, and yes, you are now officially a rat.

The cultural aspect can be funny. Imagine receiving an invitation for a birthday and you are told to bring your own food and drink. Coming late frowned upon, and due to the multi-ethnicity of Canada, the audience fragmented into groups. Blacks stick to themselves and within the blacks, Nigerians can stick to themselves due to simialr culture and can enjoy their company better than with others groups.

This is the more reason why someone like me needs to relocate to Canada ASAP, it is 1 billon times better than this fantastically corrupt shithole

Datboredberri:
Enemy of progress... It's been a half a year...

Really Chenzen?

You could find a Chinese lady...

na... I want a mixed race, but not chinese.

U've been with ur Colombian guy for half a year yet he hasn't visited u nor invited u to Colombia... what a joke

Datboredberri:
What's your suggestion?

u are both single and u both don't know

No problem though, I will fill in the blank spaces on behalf of your Colombian boyfriend

Datboredberri:
Nigeria...

your boyfriend is in Colombia and u are here in Nigeria... are u both confused or what?

pansophist:
If you must marry a foreigner, American should not be your first choice lol. Seems like you don't know America at all. Try Canada instead (if you like loneliness and extreme cold), but Europe is just the best.

do u have links of a good European woman?

Datboredberri:
My boyfriend is from Colombia!

OK... so where are u right now?

mardis:
How did you know he is jobless biko? He didn't mention anything like that in his post

but he said it

Skeazy4:
Hello Nairalanders

My girlfriend expects me to see her every day that I’m free and spend all day with her. When I finally take her home late at night she gets even more clingy. I want some free time to myself. I don’t want to hurt her feelings. What do I do?

let's be honest... the OP is tired of her pussy... After stretching the poor girls pussy beyond elastic limits, he's now tired of seeing her everyday...

Skeazy4:
Hello Nairalanders

My girlfriend expects me to see her every day that I’m free and spend all day with her. When I finally take her home late at night she gets even more clingy. I want some free time to myself. I don’t want to hurt her feelings. What do I do?

After having you fill with the pussy, u come here to ask us that useless question... i am sure u wouldn't be asking us that question if you haven't fvcked her.

mardis:
How are we going to know now if you're the Father or not. We weren't there when you where shooting inside her. Lets wait for her to deliver first then we can run a DNA test abi ?

you want a jobless youth who still steals his father's money to play Naijabet and still eats his mother's food to have money for DNA?

Bigyusluv:
Good day NL fam
I’m in a very shocking situation and dilemma right now! Early this morning I got a chat from one of my sidechic asking me when last we had sex and if I cum inside etc! I answered all her question with honesty and the next thing she said was she is pregnant for me! I was dumbfounded and shocked, we had sex last year June or July (can’t really tell but it’s btw those months) before she went back to school!

Now she just discovered this February she is 8 month gone, that she her self didn’t know she was pregnant all this while as there was no sign of pregnancy from her tummy to her shape etc,

she not seeing her period wasn’t a concern cause she never thought she was pregnant, I had to question her with the best I could and not be harsh or make her feel I’m denying her, she sent proved of test results and her tummy!

That the doc told her the reason she didn’t know was pregnant was because the baby was at her backside! Omo I’m weak as I don’t know how I can believe this, I have also try to calm her down by taking responsibility until after birth of the baby I will run DNA test!

See me trying to get my gf pregnant all these months thinking I’m not capable! I have always wanted to be a father and not a husband! I no like stress at all but could her family or her especially agree with my standard? ( no marriage) I also wish this could have been my gf and not her(bozo me)

Could I really be the father?

If you are on rent and she has visited u at ur place, just pack out ASAP to a new location and make sure she can't trace u there... get a new sim card... delete all ur social media account. (BAD ADVICE)

Good advice... tell her to keep it... if she puts to bed march or April, the baby is yours

If you are unlucky she'll give birth to twins. Welcome to hell.

chatinent:
No bi to say you go marry dem bi the koko, dem go gree marry you with your four corner head?

ilegendd be careful... I am not as ugly and local like you.

candidladyTemp:
Especially if it is a male child double wahala

a male child may become frustrated and depressed before using his dad for yahoo yahoo rituals

chatinent:
That's your reason not to have kids?

I will rather not have them than produce full blooded Nigerians as kids. I will marry an American woman or an English woman.

Truvelisback:
Honestly speaking, i am not that good at answering riddles.

u can do it bro... just think a little about it

This is because there will be no excuse when the kids start asking mind bugging questions like.

Why are we Nigerians?

Onlinebar:
That will be a very terrible mistake

Honestly bro... a terrible mistake indeed it will be

Truvelisback:
The eggs. So, what do u mean?

Think about it properly

Truvelisback:
Good day, Fellas. Imagine Life without women, what would it look like?

The egg or the chicken which came first?

Imbecilicsamuel:
You must be from a broken home.

shut up !!!

Imbecilicsamuel:
You want to cause problem between two friends? Are you from a broken home?

stfu

Jeon:
my thoughts are different from urs. no offence.

That's because u are a foreigner

If not for okada man, local man would have been stuck in mowe-ibafo interior villages without bae finding her way there

If you know you know...

Senomii:
Won't u like to marry a kim kardashian lookalike

I don't mind

lovediehatelive:
i have noticed that fair ladies are attracted to me and fall for me easily.

In fact, there's one in my office that keeps giving me greenlight but I don't do office romance. My collegues wonder what I did to get her attracted because she's kinda hot and some have tried without success.


However, my personal choice is dark skinned ladies. The irony is that these dark skinned ladies usually make it tough for me, while fair skin ladies makes the wooing and all that flow easily. There is this dark skinned lady I chased for months but nothing come out . Along the line, I came across a light skinned lady and things just flowed easily.


Who else is in my shoes, how do I handle this, I want dark skinned ladies.

At your age u still have the boldness to tell us you chased one gold digging dark lady for months?

There is something between evil and light skinned ladies... they are very wicked

Use this trick to get your girl.

Since she knows you like her, ignore her and act like she does not exist, find her closest female friend and start a fake interest in her. Be nice to her friend, buy her things and just make her have nice things to gossip about with the other lady you have real interest for.


That's it.

That's exactly how bobriskys yansh will be like


Light skinned face and a burnt black yansh