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It's good.
I use yellow Shea butter to bath with (second wash) it very moisturizing. I cant use it in my hair, it's too heavy.

MrsEve:
with my Jimmy Choo

Have you ever fallen in love with someone that didn't love you?
Have you ever fallen in love with someone you just met?
Have you ever fallen in love with someone that was oppositeof you    and were not the typical person you would
Have you ever fallen in love with someone and then fell out of love with them when you got to know them?

How do you know when to say "I am in love"?

1 No
2 No
3 No
4 No
5 When I am.

MrsEve:
Mommie Maddie!

googles:
Ga gaun Ga gaun

At last

. I'm leaving.

jay bee:
still don't get it
are u the cute cat? cos the cat sure looks kinda cute

Yes I'm the cat and I have the best deal,u.

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Look at it again.

googles:
We know nah[i] ***Rash on a plate***[/i]

Who's that?

jay bee:
^^^^
madam d madam
They still haven't auctioned u to me though

Hmm, I'm the cat.

googles:
^^^^ bad a[i]s[/i]s wifey

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Skidoc:
Haaaa! Madam Abeg not you ooo! I meant emmmm the other madlady that emmm I saw in emmmm the emmmm hospital emmmm last week! *runs away*

You mean that yabba left place. Stand still so I can get a clear shot.

Skidoc:
Madlady? You can get her free at the Mental ward.

Did you just dis me

Myne White:
Thank you Madlady

It's funny sha but,

I hope it can fit in my letter box.


I come from South London, I've heard much worse.

MrsEve:
Uhmmm Koyoke I beg to differ,

When I first dated my husband, the topic of babies were mentioned and it was his way of knowing what my thoughts on about having babies and thangs,

You may not be talking about that while you were dating but there are men who are fishing for wives do that and they ask questions to see if these potential women can be their wives or not,

I feel you, brood mare comes to mind, but it's OK if said in a light hearted manner.

[quote author=Inked_Nerd link=topic=510489.msg7055353#msg7055353 date=1288607726]
She was putting henna in her hair. Omgggggggg, I love that Nneka song in Bambii2x's BC video.[/quote]Oh that's why it looks glossy. Thanks

[quote author=Negro_Ntns link=topic=529907.msg7051906#msg7051906 date=1288550824]The first civilization to navigate the seas were the Pheonicians - Canaanites. They were the original cartographers and invented various ways for calculating bearings and the zenith as well as astronomy.

These people were AFRO-ASIATICS and influenced cultures around the Meditarrenean as well as Egypt, Babylon and all in that area.

Their Biblical root is Hamitic. All of Hamitic people have knowledge close to the origin of nature and are thus more inclined to practice secret cults. In these practices they often introduce heretics into the worship of GOD. GOD in turn punish their acts of disobedience and scatters them around to dedimate their power and influence over mankind.

IFA came out of the same land and was a pure religion of mankind until it was thus corrupted with heretics. Every Prophet in the monotheistic religion has travelled through this land of Cannan and every one of them that went through there has also sojourned in Egypt for safety. While Canaan is a hot bed. . . .Egypt is a refuge!

IFA, The Obelisk in Ile-Ife, Atala, Osugbo, Yemoja. . . .all of Yoruba deities and devotional worship came from these two lands. Even Orisa Ibeji. . .the mystery of twin births!

Atlantis, Atlas, Atala, . . . . all came from the first Navigators of the seas - the Canaans.

If any one challenge the claim, then come up with the meaning of Atala in Yoruba.[/quote]I almost missed that very important part. So that could be the reason for the black statues and art works found in some parts of the Med.

Myne White:
About the Author: Award winning Myne Whitman published her first novel, A Heart to Mend, in December 2009. The Nigerian author is a popular blogger and also writes for BellaNaija, Afrikan Goddess, Femme Lounge, and other online publications. http://www.amazon.com/Heart-Mend-Myne-Whitman/dp/1449047505/ref=pd_rhf_p_t_1

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A very fine guy asks you out to dinner. He's everything you ever wanted and you say yes. He takes you to dinner and you guys are flowing, gist, conversation, everything goes well. Next time he takes you out to a romantic swim at the pool. While playing in the water he wraps his arms around your stomach and says,

"I can't wait to swell your belly with my seed."
Pass or fail?

I think it is a fail. Don't talk to a woman about making her pregnant until you've at least defined your relationship up to fiance level.

What do you guys think?

He's a joker I think I like him, he made me laugh. PASS.


ps I've just bought your book.

[quote author=Inked_Nerd link=topic=510489.msg7053847#msg7053847 date=1288583099]
Awww, don't be scared. Here, check out this video on Youtube>>> http://www.youtube.com/user/Nikkimae2003?feature=chclk#p/search/7/CwIHTBtBrro & http://www.youtube.com/user/bambiix2#p/search/0/rLF1jWSDEtw. It might give you a boost in terms of how you feel about cutting your hair. I was supposed to cut my hair this weekend but there was a change in plans. The only thing that seems to worry me at this point is the this winter cold and having short hair. I know imma rock it anyway but this weather is setting worse and worse by the day. Anyway way, check out the videos I posted, they're really helpful. I actually saw one of the girls [second video] in the video here in New York, I was to shy to say 'hi' to her though . She just moved to New York not to long ago.[/quote]The girl in the second video looks really great. Do you know what she said she put on her hair?

Wislet:
*pounds him on the head and walks off*

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[quote author=Negro_Ntns link=topic=529907.msg7051906#msg7051906 date=1288550824]The first civilization to navigate the seas were the Pheonicians - Canaanites. They were the original cartographers and invented various ways for calculating bearings and the zenith as well as astronomy. These people were AFRO-ASIATICS and influenced cultures around the Meditarrenean as well as Egypt, Babylon and all in that area. Their Biblical root is Hamitic. All of Hamitic people have knowledge close to the origin of nature and are thus more inclined to practice secret cults. In these practices they often introduce heretics into the worship of GOD. GOD in turn punish their acts of disobedience and scatters them around to dedimate their power and influence over mankind.

IFA came out of the same land and was a pure religion of mankind until it was thus corrupted with heretics. Every Prophet in the monotheistic religion has travelled through this land of Cannan and every one of them that went through there has also sojourned in Egypt for safety. While Canaan is a hot bed. . . .Egypt is a refuge!

IFA, The Obelisk in Ile-Ife, Atala, Osugbo, Yemoja. . . .all of Yoruba deities and devotional worship came from these two lands. Even Orisa Ibeji. . .the mystery of twin births!

Atlantis, Atlas, Atala, . . . . all came from the first Navigators of the seas - the Canaans.

If any one challenge the claim, then come up with the meaning of Atala in Yoruba.[/quote]I am defiantly not challenging your claim.

Does ATALA in Yoruba mean white?

MOBO444:
Last night I received 2,377 missed call from a lady friend in Nigeria mother, when I went home to Nigeria In August, there was this lady I slept with in Benin, Edo state and the condom got torn during the action, well I am back in England and the lady called and say she is Pregnant, she is a big girl and works in a bank, she is 31 years old and desperately searching for husband (Boy she was good in bed and handled me in Benin).
Now I have rejected the pregnancy and told her to abort it, that I have someone I love here in England and won’t be bothered by a loser like her (Was drunk when I had her), The mum called me and tried to threaten me, I cut the phone on her and slept up, I just woke up this morning to see 2,377 missed call from her mother, I am in a fix, but one thing I won’t do is marry her, cant marry a Black Nigeria lady.

Silence is a woman's best garment.

chaircover:
If anyone I know; "e-know" is thinking of sending paypal payments from the UK, I am happy to convert to N & pay into meneks account for you on a one off.

Thank you @chaircover, I will give the money to @jay bee, he will pass it unto you.

Thank you.

excanny:
Yes, it is true. Not only men. Humans in general value what they spend their money on than on what didn't cost them money.
But it is not always in the form of money, it could also be time, sacrifice, etc.

I think your husband may fall into the latter class. You can only judge him when he has money and doesn't like spending some on you.

Sadly I know, your correct, fortunately it's not ALL Humans who feel like that, some are like the the @thread starter, very caring and understanding.

I've been given help FREELY, by many people, some on this site. I VALUE that MORE than anything I've paid for.

kafikac:
I want to know if men really like those women that make them spend the more. like so many married men that go out with their girlfriends buy them expensive things, even the once that pay for sex. I don’t ask much from my husband , when we got married, our wedding was not like that kind of wedding that people will come and eat, dance and drink their selves out, it was a small ceremony, we invite some friend and a man of GOD bless us as husband and wife, it was like that because we have no money to held a big ceremony. He did not give me diamond or that kind ring but am not complaining, as some people use to do traditional wedding we did not do it. As I said am not complain we have kids now.

But sometime he use to tell me that people value what they spend on.

And it make me thinks am a cheap person. So I want to know if men really like those women that make them spend the more.

I've heard the above  , to be honest I'm still trying to work out if "people" truly mean it.

I think you are the opposite of cheap, a person like yourself should be valued above rubies and pearls, I'm not sure if I have that old quote correct.

menek:
Well! It was really difficult for me to start. U may not understand. Even now after beautifying the place and keeping just few boxes of paracetamol on the counter, I am looking unserious in they eyes of many. It is understandable if u carry it in basket instead of renting a place. I wish I can attach the pic with my phone. The nature of the place is not where I can cut nails outside

Pls ignore my id name.


@menek, I am yet to send you the financial help I promised earlier on this thread,are you able to give me your account number so I can pay said into it? I am in the UK, so if you would prefer I can send it via a money transfer shop on Monday.

I wish you all the best in your new business.

Mini Marshmallows.

Oh my gosh, is that a wig it looks so REALISTIC.

[quote author=Tink_sh link=topic=540448.msg7037036#msg7037036 date=1288337702]No thank you!! Not interested in it! Love my life the way it is, uncomplicated![/quote]You took the words out of my mouth.

TRUSTEDGUY:
In a relationship,Which is more important money or love ?

Real Love.

[quote author=Inked_Nerd link=topic=540560.msg7043753#msg7043753 date=1288419679][size=12pt][font=times]

Mmmm, paremsan cheese. I love cheese, but I can't eat too much of it. . . It makes me breakout. There are some things I can eat if they have some cheese on it but for the most part dairy makes me breakout .[/quote]I ADORE it, I could eat it on/with everything but I really would get fat.

So it gives you breakouts, I've heard that said by many but I thought it was a myth.

I taught my ex to add it to a Nigerian dish that looks like thick mash potatoes, it's absolutely delicious.

[quote author=Inked_Nerd link=topic=540560.msg7029909#msg7029909 date=1288249162][size=13pt]Hi everyone. I just wanted to know, what foods do you all miss eating regardless as to whether or not you live in Naija or elsewhere. [/size][/quote]My mum's oxtail,the big juicy bits not the tiny bit at the tip of the tail. Sorry @Inked_Nerd
My my dad's chicken soup.
A particular Parmesan Cheese my ex brought back from Italy. It was so fattening that I had to go on a juice fast to lose the weight I gained from eating kilos of it .

@Topic hmm it's too hard to choose one.

1. My first trip to Jamaica.
2. My first job.
3. My first home.
4. My first date with my ex.
5. My first pet of my own, my bad tempered cat.
6. The first time I actually received money for a painting
7. My first car, an old rust bucket.

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That's very good advice. The @Poster can get free help to do this from the CAB.

^^Thank you.

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