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Did babe set o. If exterior be like dis, how interior go be?

Pseudonymous:
The question should be; What have you done for your country?

Oga Ade lo Joko jor.

What has the country done for you, if not hardship.

jeffcheddy:
I'm Gonna Propose To My Beautiful Albino Youth Corper Girlfriend On Our P.O.P Da


And its amazing how I've made up my mind. Our love is waxing stronger day by day. Can't wait to put the ring on that finger. She's an awesome personality with a beautiful and tender heart. It feels so good to love and be loved right back. I can't let her go away cos she's the best I've ever been with all my life. Hey! If you're not dating an Albino, you are sooo wrong. . P.O.P photos coming soon.

Broz...God don bless you with oyoyo.

You no need fear in darkness any longer. Her complexion is sufficient to illuminate your house when NEPA seize light.

As soon as I saw F9 in buhari's mathematics. I knew immediately that the economy would be in ruins with him in power.

Its time any candidate to the throne show some proficiency in mathematics.

I don't tire for this buhari's shangishaz economy where naira keeps increasing non stop.

Guy look like person wey dem don dye.no wonder he had A1. His calling is obvious.

Guy look like person wet dem dye.

The result is still.better than buhar's in this buhari influenced buharic recession.

I see she did well in catering, meaning she would do well selling food.

ipata boy,

baba e lofijor.

if i were you,

i go add am put my CV. i go advise you print out the pix in color so it can enhance your job search.

Get well soon PMB...Don't let Ayo Fayose's prophecy come to pass.

PapaBrowne:
The lion and the porcupine.
Buhari is about to officially end what is known as Nigeria.

It appears apparent that our president lacks wisdom.

I pray for Nigeria.

Papa brown,

You don old no be today na.why would you join vanguard to spew thrash. Brown sef no say Nigerian army dey professional than to shoot at random.

Abeg Papa brown, I hereby pronounce sense into you IJMN.

marriage is spelt 'MARRIAGE' and not 'MANAGE'. Why do some women choose to endure these pain of domestic violence in the name of Marriage.

Violence in MARRIAGE is not to be MANAGED

Some people have lost their souls to the devil.

grayht:
I beieve most of these insecticides are organophosphate nerve poisons. The nerve poison often inhibits
cholinesterase, an enzyme that breaks down acetyl choline (ACh), a neurotransmitter. With extra ACh in the
nervous system, the cockroach has muscular spasms which often result in the cockroach flipping on its back.
Without muscular coordination the cockroach cannot right itself and eventually dies in its upside down-
position...

Did you study insectisery or your final year thesis is on study of cockroaches?. You seem to know much.

ObiOmaMu:
The house called White House has 16 rooms with 4 sitting rooms. It will be all yours for just N1.6 trillion naira!!!

http://www.lailasblog.com/2016/05/nigerian-man-puts-his-abuja-house-up.html

If buhari dare see this pere, you are finished.

stinking thing!. reminds me of amala

dat lady must be a BARCA (big back) fan to have caused the guys TOTTENHAM HOTSPOT to have struck a closed shot on target.

veekid:
that boy get forehead

he get forenose

abba nairalanders!

Okupe only kissed him. if it were the days of old like in the bible, he would 'knew' him...

Adonispco:
I detest that song! Phyno should have calmly crosscheck the lyric cos it beats and lyric where boring!

it is not for people like you. we know you would begin to sing the song after it becomes national anthem in Nigeria. we no ur kinda sang na the ones anti nkechi dey sing for aba....

see fire from all cylinders to get saraki off his seat. this man strong o. From APC to TINUBU to CCT to AGF. This man is truly a cat with nine lives.

how did Nigeria get into this mess?
how, where and when did we get wrong? this PAIN on the Masses is FANTASTICALLY HURTING?
every day, newspaper frightens you with terrific headlines. can't we for once be proud of this nation?

TANTUMERGO007:
it is finished






Nigeria was a scam, Lord lugard will never no piss in his grave(hell)

did I err choosing this country at birth, mum and dad, una for don born me for cotonou sef, this kain pain is killing!

in eedris voice, Nigeria jagajaga...

in dagrin's voice, Nigeria!....ojojumo lan jiriya...

I dey wait buhari make he kom give us the usual may 29 rhetorics...

how I only wish I can recall my vote?

I thought I saw CHANGE!

*crying profusely

OsusuMustFlow:
lalasticlala, seun abeg i wan run from this country. this change don too hot.

e hot na small tin...

in eedris abdulkareem's voice, Nigeria jagajaga...

APC promised to change the pump price of PMS to #45, and it occurred to me probably I didn't see the 1 before the 45! Everything they promised is on the reversal.. Labour is our last hope

He didn't go with FALZ because he is a 'bahd guy'

who tuface epp?

abeg go find jungle park jor?

Airforce1:
he's not a "bad boy"

Don't call him that.

I am not in support of that too. but what would you expect if not 'badoo' giving birth to 'bad'.bad is seen as the inthing in entertainment now. the father don dey call the poor boy BAT without him knowing the importance of name calling.

idensko:
For me

RIBADU/ SOLUDO OR

RIBADU/ OSITA CHIDOKA


dey are all intelligent, young and civilized

Dis will be d Tru face of change.

you no like RIBADU/AKI N PAWPAW TICKET?

he just marry na, na im make the wedding dey shark am. wait till a year after if he go still plait am

Hi guyz,

I have read so much and hardly would I tune a radio station without my listening to peeps discussing this supermarket expo and how it has changed their fortunes.

is it real or a way to swindle unsuspecting Nigerians. if real, what are the prospects, the commission, challenges et al.

kindly share your experiences.