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Angeleena:
beautiful....yea love existed back then...when all that matters was a genuine love,not big boobs,and curves..

Haaa angelinaaa, u av joined bad gang. I go tell ur mama...

Fayose don kom again. This time na burial infrastructure

Recession don catch police...better than collecting shandy & wazo for road blocks.

sarrki:
No matter what

You can take someone out of the village

But you can't take villagers out if the person

Broz! You try o, abeg how many times u don write JAMB?

Thank God I can afford to buy the earlier versions for the poster below me and the one above

dingbang:
If dis girl fvck person ..

...she go just twist the p*nis

mrborntodoit:
Apostle no dey live for Canada, make she come file suit for Nigeria

But the apostle is already wearing suit now.

mrborntodoit:
Apostle no dey live for Canada, make she come file suit for Nigeria

But the apostle is wearing suit now.

sekundosekundo:
To say that Nigeria is a zoo is understatement.

That makes Biafra a palace abi?. You would be made a minister in the hallowed kingdom of Biafra?Keep living in deceit.

Smells something fishy about the name "melaye" sounds like "mai liar"....

Why has this oyinbo suddenly chosen to "roar". Like say e no no say I sabi say no b real age him use. If e vex me pass this one. I go whistle blow him age to NFF after all whistle blowing sure pass " MMM"...

The car was not stolen,it was kidnapped. Those miscreants no d worth of d car. They would call u soon to demand ransom.

blacksand:
On a personal note, I'm so so loving this guy.

After four years of striving against all odds to excel in school, Uzoma Miracle Chinonso, made himself and his parents proud by emerging as not only the best student in his department, but also the best graduating student in University of Port Harcourt's 2015/2016 session.

NAIJ.com had a chat with the trailblazer who graduated with a 4.82 CGPA, where he revealed his background and shared his success story. Read his story below:

Can you give a brief rundown of your background?

I am Uzoma, Miracle Chinonso, a 21-year-old Imolite...born on 27th June, 1995. The first son of two (boys) born to Mr Sampson Uzoma, a tailor, and Mrs Felicia Uzoma, a trader. Though being an Imolite, I see myself more as an Abian, as I was born and bred in Aba, Abia state.

Share your educational background:

I am a recent graduate of Plant Science and Biotechnology (PSB) from the University of Port-Harcourt (UPH).

I did my Elementary education at Cameroun Barracks Primary School, Aba...then my Secondary education at Ngwa High School, Aba. I now have a BSc in Plant Science and Biotechnology (PSB) from the Unique University of Port-Harcourt.

Did you ever think you would become the best graduating student of your school?

"Best Graduating Student"? NO. "Top of my class"? NO. I did not apply for PSB...I never knew such a course existed. I applied for medicine (which was the only science-related course I knew then, aside Nursing and Engineering).

When the admissions list came out, I saw my name as the second to the last name in the third list for PSB. It was the first time I came across the word "BIOTECHNOLOGY". I wasn't happy with the course...but my dad advised that I take it up...I had to take it up after I made him promise to sponsor my masters degree immediately after my B.Sc. He promised, so I took the course.

I intended writing JAMB again...but then a lecturer and cousin of mine, Dr. Achugasim Ozioma, suggested that if I could get up to 4.0 CGPA after my first year, that I could switch to Medicine.

That propelled me...and also owing to the fact that I wanted to prove a point to myself that despite my meagre school fees in high school, that I could compete favorably with those rich kids from rich schools if we're placed in the same study environment...learning with the same facilities.
After my first year, I came out already on first class...but I had already developed a liking for PSB. It was then that I decided not to switch to Medicine (which I later discovered was not my passion)...rather to channel all the energy and enthusiasm I'd have used to study medicine to get the best of PSB (my new found love).

When did you start thinking you could actually top the class?

I started thinking I'd be top of my class during my third year, but I was not sure. It was under a 50% probability.

My class was full of super brains...Sonia, Prince (both graduated first class too), Austin, Oluchi, Cindy etc...and when I saw these people studying, it would send shivers down my spine that made me sit up and up my game.

Was there ever anything that happened while you were in school to make you doubt your ability to eventually top your class?

The finances were a problem. I always saw myself as being financially disadvantaged...I never got the money for textbooks and other materials as at when needed (more like when wanted)...and I was not living on my own...I stayed with my aunt's family all through my schooling (and I stay there now; though not out of necessity now, but out of habit).

I told my dad, that if he wanted me to graduate with a first class, that he should meet just two conditions: First, get me a place to stay on my own. Second, get me my study materials as soon as I call for them. So bad..he didn't meet anyone of them.

That didn't deter me...instead I took solace in what my friend and senior prefect in high school told me, "poverty provides the best environment for academic success". So, I changed my mentality and started seeing my financial disadvantage as a blessing....though it's a blessing I'm fighting so hard to deny my children. Hahaha.

How did you avoid distractions? Did you have a girlfriend in the four years you were a student?

Hahaha...please, allow me to laugh out loud. I didn't mention that, apart from being financially disadvantaged, I was also socially disadvantaged. I never had a girlfriend...and that was because of my social disadvantage.

First, I don't have a sister, and my family upbringing never smiled at such boy-girl relations. Secondly, I'm a very shy person. My shyness is quite unique in that I'd rather face an audience of a million persons than face an audience of just one girl. I call it "single-person shyness". I think this developed because of my schooling...I attended a boys-only school.

Thirdly, I associate girls with time consumption and money consumption...and it so happened that TIME and MONEY were two things I never had. So, I never had a girlfriend...


What's the next move for you? Where do you go from here?

I intend going into the academia...establishing in UniPort, hopefully. I'll have to further my studies...in a more relaxed environment, hopefully outside Nigeria...then come back to apply my skills in full service to my fatherland...and probably do some politics. Hahaha.

At what level do you want to do politics?

State and national levels...haha..it's sounding funny, but I believe I can make a difference.

In what way do you believe you can make the difference?

Hahaha...I'll leave that question unanswered until I breathe life into my political being. I still have seven (7) years to voice out my answer to that question...and that's seven more years left to study the Nigerian political climate.


What advice do you have for undergraduates and people seeking admission into the university?

My advice for admission seekers and undergrads: A man who has a target, even when he misses, does not go far from it. When you have an aim and you pursue it diligently, pushing aside all distractions, that aim will surely materialize...God willing.

Then, some students set low targets for themselves...why will you aim to graduate with a second class upper when it is possible to grab a first class? Even if you miss the first class, you end up with a 2:1. "Why be a king when you can be a god?"

Set high standards for yourselves...that's prayer; then work towards it. I did...I slept for two (2) hours everyday for four years to rectify my academic disadvantages.

Source:
UNIPORT's BGS bares it all to NAIJ

This guy just stressed himself in school to "force get" first class. Naturally gifted first class don't stress themselves, it happens naturally.

Anyway, Dino Melaye, kom give diz guy job.

Based on logistics, I can inform you that the least member of the house of reps goes home every quarter with N35million as constituency allowance

The poster below me is lying, he doesn't have a car.

SalamRushdie:
Please 2 years down the line what has Buhari even achieved?

He has tried abeg. In his time, the Fulani herdsmen held sway. He even took refuge in UK for months to show to the world that no place in Naija is dope for rest.

Mandesz:
some of u av bin brainwashed with cheap lies by rampaging propagandist n yet u can't reason with ur sick brain. if at ur age u r still a fool.. u remain a fool forevermore.

I pity u. ur illiteracy is at it's pick.
some universities have one tym or the other offered geography degree as B.A.
not only geography, a popular course like accounting is bin offered in uniabuja as B.A while in many others it's B.SC. it's time u left d level u r now!

chilax bro!...you just cursed yourself. everything just reverted to you.i wish you all you wrote...na now i know why you chose "madness" as your name. no be mistake wallahi.

Jabioro:
Dino Melaye should come out straight and safe our time .

This is another graduate from naija just like dino!

Esdb3:
i had to go ask if he had a brain on twitter

APC govt & propaganda.

From 'Lie' Mohammed to Dino MaiLiar.

Horlufemi:
Bachelor of Arts (Geography)

Dino! Smart guy!!

He thought out the 'graph' in geo'graphy' as an art rather than science. Na science ppl I sabi dey use graph no b art

What baffles me more is how Naija got itself to this rot.

Imagine dino with fake cert, buhari with NEPA bill as cert. Dino with 3rd class degree(allegedly), bihari with an 'f' in maths and the ilks ruling Nigeria. Yet we produce first class every year. Where are dos omowez back in school sef?

#ourmumudondo

Chai! See pounds wen Naija dey recession.

igwegeorgiano:
Wonders they say shall never end. this is not a cock and bull story or a fabricated gist. its very real and its happened right before my "opolo" eyes. Just now, i mean few minutes ago i caught my boss pants down hitting sooooooooo hard on our secretary's punnany if you understand what i mean.

Every organization with randy bosses at the helm of affairs in various depts will agree with me that such scenerios play out almost on daily basis and this is not healthy for the health of such firms. personally its irkes me when bosses who are supposed to protect the interest of their female subordonates decide to take advantage of them simply because they call the shot in the organization they work.

I wouldn't want to bore us with where i work; but i'am millions of miles away from my fatherland NIGERIA. Please note this; i was sent here for a one year training by my organization in nigeria over a year ago. after my training our headquarters decided that i should be retained and i was later re deployed to one of our base here in the same country

Today, i am the first staff to arrive the office this morning. while ascending the staircase i heard voices and was like who could be in d office so early today? so i decided to tiptoe till i got to my boss's office. my office is directly opposite my boss's. secondly i noticed the cctv cameras were all switched off so i switched it on before going to my superior's office where the soumds were emanating from. The door was nt locked it was left ajar so i peeped. low and behold my oga(a black man also a nigerian) was digging so deep into our secretary's honey pot from all angles and for almost 10mins i watched a live porn movie playing out right in the office of my boss with him playing the lead role.

While this was going on and none of the duo noticed that a third party was around, i decided to go back to my office. while in the office, i thought of what to do with my boss and the secretary. i arrived at the conclusion that i will download the video of their unethical act in the office and keep it just in case. i want to state here that my boss whom i caught pants down this morning is never a nice man at all. he is a saddist and an unrepentant pvs...y addict. its obvious to me now that its not his first time of doing this nonsense in the office.

Back to my eyes witness account. When they finished the fvcking session, my boss and his accomplice were shocked to see me. the look on their faces were like that of a rat who suddenly saw the flash light of a hunter and felt like the ground should opened for it to enter. note that up till the time they finished no other member of staff has arrived so it was just three of us in the building. He (my boss) started shouting at me calling me names and also asking me a million question at the same time. All i did was to keep quiet and absorb his rantings. meanwhile, i have already switched off the cctv camera so he wont know that i recorded is stupid act.

After all the brohaha and shakara he invited me to his office and asked me to sit down. At this point he was so calm and friendly but i refused to be deceived by his fake disposition towards me because i kbow how wicked the devil in him is. He offered me coffee which i rejected so at that point he asked me if i noticed anything i told him straight to his face that question will not be neccessary cos i just came into the office few seconds before he saw me; but he suspected i wasnt telling him the truth so he he started making promises that i know deep down in me he will never fulfilled till he kicks the bucket.

I have his scroatums in my palm now. i don't intend to blackmail him for any reason not even for all the money in the world. but its gonna be a tool for me to keep him in check. As for the secretary, she has been pleading with me not to divulge the secret to a fouth party. she promise to do anything for me at the snap of my fingers. For a start, she gave me 2,000 euro just to proof to me that she meant what she just told me. for now my boss is been extremely nice to me in the past couple of hours but how long he intend to play this nicety script towards me remain a subjet of observation for as long as i am still here. i have passworde the recorded sexual act in the cctv camera. i will duplicate it as many as i can before deleting it from the memory.

i have watched the movie before

i am here to read ladies' comments only!

Little did you no say DAT ass is made of poo

Horlertoungy:
Am currently in a relationship without sex for over a year now but the girl is a virgin and we both agreed not to do it till we tie the knot.

Wetin u dey tie? Somtin DAT has been drilled 6inches...

I won't be surprised wen u discover..

Amarabae:
Mumu inventory

I no if u use am u go eventually like am. U dey here dey form. U better go grab ur copy now!...

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