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Basalt:
@ the bolded
* nigeria graduates
* you
*anything

There is nothing like nigeria graduates, you should say Nigerian graduates.
Even if you are a polytechnic student, I expect you to atleast know where to use NOUN and where to use ADJECTIVE, or don't you people do GS101 in your OND?
And secondly, at this age, you dont know that after full stop, the next alphabet should start with capital letter?
Olodo like you.
Later you will be comparing yourself with Bsc holder like me.
Who dash monkey banana?
Common HND dey talk where Bsc dey.
Wonders shall never end.

poor you...how I wish you knew you are wasting away your potentials. we are never equals and would never be. I will set up a committee to probe your Bsc claims with a promise to serve your school warning for allowing you graduate.

Basalt:
why are you always sounding childish?
Are you that daft?
We are doing mathematics here and you are there forming Queen Elizabeth.
Gerraraheremehn

I doubt if you should present yourself as a graduate of a university with your blunders. anything wrong with spellchecking before posting?...now I see why nigeria graduates are less sought after. you had better registered to a KG class so you can understand english better.

Ezegozie:
It is harder to make firstclass in University than to make Distinction in Politechnics.
Here is my Mathematical Prove.

For University to make first class, you must get atleast 4.5 GPA out of possible 5.
That is 4.5/5

To make distinction in Politechnic, you must get atleast 3.5 GPA out of possible 4.
That is 3.5/4.

HENCE
4-------------3.5 (For Politechnics)

5/4 * 3.5 = 4.375 (Equivalent For University)


CONCLUSION
3.5/4 GPA (politechnic)
is equivalent
To 4.375/5 GPA (University)

But if you get 4.375 in University which is equivalent of 3.5 in politechnic, You will not make first class because what is needed from you is atleast 4.5GPA.

So with this mathematical prove above, I hereby conclude that its harder to make first class in university than to make distinction in Politechnics.


Hope you understand my Prove?

your hypothesis has confused me the more. are you comparing university and polytechnic or 'politechnic'. I checked the latter in my dictionary with no proof of existence. by the way, I can only understand your proof not your 'prove'

anonimi:
Good idea from our representatives.
It is however senseless that they collect mega-millions fcvking our mandate away in Abuja while university lecturers hardly get paid a few thousands.
How do we prioritise EDUCATION and sustainable development in such a terrible situation
How?

For those who may not understand what I am talking about, let me help you out a little.



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Nairaland is a better forum to discuss the problemS of Nigeria than the house of reps and senate. how I wish one can be abolished so we the youths can have our say vide fora like nairaland.

blueto:
how can a rational govt plan to host a delicate economic conference without including the presence and participation of the Labour Force?

The labour stakeholders had to resort to making a judicious use of the platform provided by PUNCH newspaper to propose their opinions in regards to finding a panacea to the economic plights:


Zombies are one of the major problems Buhari is unconsciously facing. they try to justify Buhari's botched dispensation, thus, making him feel convenient about his execrable flaws without listening and applying good opinions from wailers targeted at bringing solutions to national crisis and predicaments.

Anyway, Nigerians are no longer gullible to the beguiling ploys of political actors. With the consistent evolving numbers of Buhari's overt and covert deserters, it is obvious that he and APC will be voted out come 2019 if a free and fair election is conducted.

even APC no say no show if election holds now.
by the way, abeg this your English grammar confused me. abeg softly softly. na adult school I go.

I think NBC should enforce all these musicians to pass through universities where music are taught. even my 2 year old baby don dey sing don't stop and BOBO by olamide. it is the height of it.

she no even carry front, I doubt if she go even carry back

NigeriaKitchen:
I tried this and it was like magic...this guy is a guru, been following his posts, insightful.

I noticed he's on ban, I wanted to know how to also unfollow those that refused to follow back....because I got great follow back result. my dead twitter resurrected

I thought the tutorial to get followers is free, why the need for e-book. in as much as selling e-book may be lucrative, there are other money making ventures than buying e-book. if you choose to take people by the hand through free teachings and direct them to a cloaked site wherein you make money, then you would smile to the bank.

@ourchoice,

its time you reviewed your strategy. people have gone beyond selling e-books. people would only take you as a scammer and would not believ you.

I rest my case...

the P-square DUO are simply not ripe for marriage.

i have read all the comments by " charge and bail lawyers" on nairaland. i see it makes no sense since none passed thorugh the law school. na NAIRALAND dem dey like form MIGHTY EGOR

Lucwaizy:
You are talking nonsense, do research b4 u comment. You fucking info marketer.

I am earn 74k/Month from captcha entering site

i pray you don't get spammed in return. you declined to hearken to a simple advice by a fellownairalander for $1 to be earned through tedious means.

the guy's article has clearly spelt out reasons why you should back out of the task, i just pray you don't get a relative who would be scammed.

what does it look like?

i can't find jonny in her pictures

APC...SAI BUHARI

NOW

APC.....CHANGE BUHARI

APC....SAI BUHARI

APC....CHANGE BUHARI

NextGovernor:
We warned them but they never listened. The only joy I have now is the APC supporters are still buying fuel (#150) the same price with me Wailer lol. No segregation. Let us all enjoy the change. lol

we are not enjoying the CHANGE, we are simply enduring the PAIN....

APC...PAIN....

and the wailers said so...

ibile1:
[size=18pt]Simply because,
its the change we all voted for[/size]
Very soon...our presido will blame aba market boys for power outage.

are you sure you heard 'CHANGE' or rather 'PAIN' as the mantra....

anybody know how to get visa enter cotonou? chai, APC...pain trutru....
its time senate sacks ineffective ministers like the minister of petroleum rather than discuss 'marriage of more wives'

U2gossip:
One time Winner of most beautiful girl in Nigeria. Miss agbani darego shared a picture of her ,taking a nap with her dog on top of her bed...

agbanidarego "Puppy love"


https://www.instagram.com/p/BCiphfgw4gc/

why on earth would you sleep with a Dog when I am Mr capable...

falconey:
Yes my cousin Alex and thats because he is in prison

ya by default he is in 'prison' till he pays the price...

eleyi gidi gan o....

is dat lagos in da pix? how do you guyz cope? mehn!...now i know why lagosians inhale CO2 and exhale oxygen...

in Ben murray Bruce's voice...

we must have heard "APC....chains, rather than CHANGE"...

The chain is causing a lot of pain and 2019 should come in time...

Inspinia:
I no longer know what to do. We have been together for 8 months and I want to marry her quickly. I have my reasons. She has been my childhood crush for years and now that she gave me a chance I don't want it to slip away. Many guys flock around her so before one asks her to marry him I had to do it first. And she is very responsible and definitely not a fling.

But I have problems with her aggression. A little thing she picks an issue with it and starts dishing out hurtful words to me. I always try to apologise and make her happy even when she is wrong not me just so she will be calm. It was working before now it no longer works. Whenever I try to make her happy she gets more angry and tell me I'm trying to patronise her. If I take her out on shopping she will be so angry that I'm trying to buy her with money that I don't love her.

My fellow brothers, what do I do? There was a day I had to invite my sister to come talk to her as woman to woman talk this lady pulled the belt on her jeans and began to assault my sister I'm grateful to God that I was there even my left eye is still bruised wth the way she hit me too that day. And the worst of it all is everytime she gets more angry and more violent.

I threatened to call off the wedding thinking it will make her rethink but it didn't instead she got angry that day and pushed me against the wall. God saved me beause if there was knife or bottle around that day with the way she was angry sh could have used any on me.

Please I need assistance from matured minds. I love her so much that I don't want to call off the wedding I want her to be wife but her aggression is too much. She get angry easily. She outrightly told me no sex till marriage and I can't do anything about because she seems stronger than I am (Yes she works out alot. Perhaps because she is a model or so i don't know)

I need help.

Which kain love be dis na? the babe pushed you to the wall and you were spared cos knife or bottle no dey close and you still dey love? yoruba don talk am na..."enife ku ti pade enitofe pa"...

guy, i am not ready to observe a minute silence in your honour abeg.every second is important to me.

use your brain biko...

i thought he was 79 5years ago?

@ OP!

God bless your soul. i don rake for MTN staff on top this matter so tay i threaten them with fine like NCC for dem yeye advert wey dey always irritate me.

eleyigidigan o...

it's time president buhari suspends or sack his minister of petroleum.

i am in total support of president buhari's proposed cabinet shake up. i feel he should not only tinker with the cabinet, he should sack non-performing ministers especially his minister of petroleum not minister of state.

counted like 5 in all, where are the rest?
after the rumour comes the LAI...