₦airaland Forum

nikkypearl:
woow!! awon eleyi badt gan!!!

she is so beautiful

nairalanders, by their comments you shalt know them. another lesby in the house

Hayjaycity:
I don't believe.... I travel with a vulcanizer pressure of 50 from Lagos to akure and nothing happened....

don't believe. I pray you don't get to believe on the other side. a word is enough for the wise. this information by OP is enough for the wise.

LadyExcellency:
There is certainly a mistake somewhere. Appointment of Finance minister should've transcended "man know man", "padi padi" settlement.

Maupe is telling her the amount in excess crude account? How then can the media quote an authority or authoritatively say what we have at the moment.

Planned Economy my foot when manufacturers and suppliers are running low on raw materials like sugar and other essentials, Unilever, PZ, P&G etc are shutting down some brands/lines because of non-availability of raw materials notwithstanding patronizing and supplementing production with local raw materials.

Madam Oby was 100% right.

what more would you expect from a 'mere commissioner'. she was certainly oblivious of her new role.
so Nigeria has no better personnel to MAN such sensitive position than this madam who goes about blowing "grammarian accent"?

vizkiz:
oh so she is now into acting?

No wonder why she was so calm with her lies and dragon tears (that one pass crocodile tears) during her interview I watched on YouTube

Them Don start to dey quote me

These nairalanders can't just let me be

The part I enjoyed most in the interview is when she broke down in tears. at that point I zoomed youtube to see if I would see drops but I couldn't. I saw this as a possible career move to acting and I am on point seeing her with Jenifa.

this clearly disprove earlier theorem as "like charges now attract".

Guniness book of world records should be on stand by as Buhari would break the record soonest as the most travelled president within a year.

Elijahrona2:
Pandrillus, a conservation organisation based in Nigeria and Cameroun disclosed that former President Olusegun Obasanjo donated a chimpazee named ‘Patience’ to them. The organization, with a location in Calabar, Cross Rivers Stae, are dedicated to promoting the survial of the highly endangered Drill (Mandrillus leucopheus) and providing safe haven for orphaned chimpazees. They shared this photo on their official Facebook page today, writing:



“Seen here at the Olusegun Obasanjo Presidential Library Wildlife Park in Abeokuta – from left: Peter, Liza with Patience, and Mr. President. As President of Nigeria, he visited Drill Ranch in 2001, and made a follow up visit in 2011. President Obasanjo recognises the special care needs of chimpanzees and therefore decided to place 3 year old Patience with Pandrillus so she can grow up in the forest as part of the large chimpanzee group at Drill Ranch Afi Mountain. Thank you, Mr. President!
Patience is a fantastic chimpanzee who has been well cared for by the staff of the OOPL Wildlife Park. Once she has completed her medical screening in Calabar, she will join the group at the newly completed Nigerian Chimpanzee Center – located at Drill Ranch Afi Mountain in Boki LGA of Cross River State.
Pandrillus thanks Mr. President and his staff for their logistical support and hospitality during Peter and Liza’s working visit. We also thank Air Peace for carrying all three back to Calabar.
Welcome, Patience!”


Source: http://www.informationng.com/?p=369253


Commot play commot laugh I think he's using this to get back at.... Lol

anyone see the look on the chimpanzee's face looking at OBJ keenly as a look alike?

abeg who get groundnut, I wan soak garri this morning.

itsdumebi:
A man experienced a nasty shock recently when he bought a block of ice to cool drinks.....after purchasing the block, he opened the nylon covering it only to discover a FULL GROWN LIZARD frozen and entombed in the block of ice.

Scary.
http://dumebiifeanyi.com/man-finds-full-grown-lizard-ice-block-bought-photo/

nice artisitic design

LRNZH:
[b]You're just waking up abi? Instead of raising the relevant question you start by insulting the president. Is that how to engage in a civil debate?

To your question, Nigeria has the option to either keep relying in crude swap which will clear the fuel queues but is hurting the country significantly. The current scarcity is because the FG cannot afford to keep playing the old game (you know what the crude price is) of accomodating rent seekers.

Things are readjusting. Dr. Kachikwu has promised by the end of May or so, there will be respite and this is coming from projects to get the refineries in proper function. The FG is more long term focused now. It takes political will and vision to achieve those.

My only gripe with the FG is the price fixing in the the downstream sector. They could have totally removed subsidy and let marketers do their thing with market forces determining prices of petroleum products. With that said, we don't see what they see.

I believe that with the 3 refineries fully functional by next month and reliable crude supply lines , full deregulation will follow suite. This is what successive last governments have been unable to achieve.
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broz!...you get sense.

pastor Bolaji Idowu of HICC Gbagada, Lagos

Defranko:
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you must be underage to have posted such on nairaland. please respect the rules. kids now visit nairaland and you wouldn't want them to be wayward as you.

imagine an usher tapping me to say "broz! stop snoring"

faaz24:
Your VP is an oloriburuku ? I don't think so.
An oloriburuku can never get to be the vp of any nation. When someone is an oloriburuku all hopes of doing well in life is lost. He is a VP, a pastor, educationist per excellence etc. He basically drafted the constitution of Rwanda...Park well abeg, PYO is an olorire somebody.

I love your assertion "he basically drafted the constitution of Rwanda".the veepee should make a move to scrap the senate as we do not have sufficient funds to take care of wastefulness. let's fight the rot from the root. rather than go to china to seek help, let's conserve funds by reducing wastefulness in government.

yewawa:
Good move my dear VP....please go round the country as quickly as possible and tell everyone why we have to be patient ,Infact, it is also going to be a good move if my dear Presdent can also address the nation .Please this goverment need to keep informing the people ,abeg keep informing the people
...Long live President Buhari
....Long live Vp Osinbajo....Long live Nigeria..Peace

osinbanjo I know...
Buhari I trust...
Change I doubt...
Nigeria...helpless

Topleague:
ride on my vp, we that are with you are more than they with wailers. you are already on the right track and God will help you

I was just informed you bought fuel at a ridiculous price of N150 per litre. are you sure you are not wailing more than the wailers?

izospindle:
wow this bh leader no they finish.....i have a feeling this boko haram has been in existent for more than 10years

broz! how old are you?

hope the sim is not 5k...scammers everywhere now. if you doubt me ask INEC as we av bin scammed

frylewa:
I Can't Imagine This Big Snake Could Be Around A Big Community

This big snake was killed this morning at ojodu berger, Aina street lagos state. After which it swallowed 13 eggs and one big chicken. Then it was unable to move and also ready for fight. can't just imagine this big snake around my area.

baba mulika!, come and see somtin dat look like snake o!!.

chukwudi44:
The CCT chairman is under investigation for corruption charges.He must appear before the committee to clear his name

chukwudi...receive sense na...
if you wan wear trouser no be one one you go put your leg. let CCT deal with saraki first before the return leg...

click like if you want senators to be scrapped, click share if you want them retained.

Saka...any pikin named saka would always have the trait of the popular TV character

Romanus: God save your pikin when police comes calling and they don't arrest him for attempted rape

Toto Dikeh: research shows pikin so named like 'the thing' and can analyse it correctly

see oga police wey suppose effect wizkids arrest owing to threats on lindaikeji posing wit him...corruption of the highest order.


cc:

ambode
buhari
NPF
Lagos police
nairaland

click like if you want the senate scrapped to save the remainder of our democracy

nigerianngo:
Why did he withdraw all the money, I thought NYSC pays it directly into our bank accounts. His shirt looks well ironed though..

his shirt looks well ironed and he looks 'take home' for home.

AmbodOfLASU:
SLOT AND ITS PHENOMENAL RESPONSE.

In relation to a thread, I opened on nairaland https://www.nairaland.com/3042938/fraud-slot-limited some hours ago about how a SLOT staff sold a fake charger to me at the price of the original. After the thread hit the front page, I received plethora of calls from SLOT authorities. I was called by their General Manager,who pleaded I should come to their Ikeja head office. He promised to pay for all my transport expenses. I was not after making any money from the situation, albeit, I was bent on ensuring justice, openness,credibility and transparency. Just like an Old man,who was called by his son from the village, to come to the city, I proceeded to test the waters albeit nostalgically. I got to SLOT head office Ikeja,and it proved to be one of the the greatest moments of my life. I was welcomed by the Creme-De-La-Creme of SLOT. We sat on a round table in what looked like a mini conference hall ,alongside Infinix representatives. They,Slot authorities, apologized sincerely. They also reiterated their commitment to optimum customer satisfaction. In this particular regard, the SLOT general manager ordered the sack of the culprits and any other slot staff found wanting,now and later in the future.I was given a brand new INFINIX CHARGER plus a SLOT branded diary amongst others. Apparently, SLOT is bent on ensuring quality and it has cemented this by flushing out the bag eggs in their ranks. I commend them for this bold step. INFINIX authorities also played a pivotal role, they ensured I was given the best quality product.

Big Thanks to Seun, Lalasticlal.a, Slot and Infinix authorities.
Moreso, to all the nairalanders who took their time to call.
A BETTER NIGERIA IS WHAT WE ALL WANT.
#ProudlyLASUITE.

and you are there smiling that the culprits have been sacked in this era of CHANGE?...as a LASUITE, I expected you would manage this incidence even as you know their sack no go stop Buhari from travelling out again.

Maamin:
Sex is a way to express love and attraction, which is why it helps solidify emotional intimacy



The hookup culture in modern society makes it look like Sex is the best way to finding the right one. This has totally damaged the dating culture in out society because relationships are now more focused on Sexual intimacy than emotional intimacy.



Women tend to disregard emotional intimacy which includes sharing each other’s experiences, opinions and feelings and would feel guilty about not jumping into bed too soon with a guy they like.

As much as physical intimacy is important, there’s always a reward for waiting. Inspired by YourTango, here are three things to consider before having Sex with your partner.



1. Are you both interested in staying together in long-term commitment:
Sex is a way to express love and attraction, which is why it helps solidify emotional intimacy. You have to first see yourself in a committed relationship with your partner otherwise, save yourself the heartbreak.



2. Are you satisfied with where you both stand:
Emotional security is constantly overlooked by most people and if you can’t honestly give a ‘yes’ to if you are both secure then you should reconsider the Sex. idea.

3. Do you both share the same ideas and values:
It’s not how he feels about you, it’s how you feel about him. You should know how he fits into your life in terms of certain values such as work-life balance, religion, lifestyle, parenting style, religion, money management.



http://app.pulse.ng/relationships/for-ladies-only-dont-have-sex-with-him-till-you-consider-these-3-important-things-id4444430.html

@OP

konji no dey understand this write up nor grammar. when konji hold you, you go begin speak in unknown tongues

my father who art in heaven, behold your children fighting over other people's wealth.

oluwa o!...answer my call because you are oba kosehunti. you alone can make river in the forest. you alone can turn water into fuel.your promises faileth not. baba mimo o, lift me up to the level of aliko dangote because linda ikeji and wizkid are not my mates monetarily. I have toiled in the land greatly. even isaac sowed in the land and reaped.baba I have sown my time and seed. baba je kan mo!...in jesus name I pray.

I thought the subject is states with flyovers, why show pedestrian bridges

Naijasinglegirl:
I’m always making jokes about men in suit who get into fights with conductors for their twenty naira change and I never for once thought I would one day make the list.
The only difference between me and them is, I was not wearing a suit when mine happened and I fought for something lesser, ten naira change.

It was a very sunny afternoon when I flagged a keke from Alaka Estate at Surulere heading towards Ojuelegba. They were two men seated at the back seat and I made the third passenger.
Usually, the fare for this distance is N50 but the keke man said N80 and because I saw a troop of men & women walking out from the estate, I didn’t want them to contend my space with me so I got in without arguments.
Towards Tejuosho, the keke man said, “I hope say you hold change oh.”
I kept mute. I had only a N200 and N1000 note in my bag but I thought N200 was a reasonable denomination. Even if it were not, he should have mentioned it before I got into his keke.

The other passengers alighted along the way. When we got to Ojuelegba, I handed the man the N200 and rather than give me my change, he hissed and started driving towards Surulere as though he was oblivious to my presence in the back-seat. I asked if his head was correct and he parked immediately. Then he hissed again, threw a N100 and a N10 at me in the back-seat and got out of the keke.

Oga, wey my ten naira change?

He eyes turned red as if he washed them with Yoruba stew. He said I dey craze, that he made himself clear before I got inside his keke.

Wait! What is ten naira? I know how many times I have written off amount way higher than that to taxi/keke/okada drivers and sellers generally but I can’t stand when people are rude ontop my own money. I’m usually the first to wave my hand and walk away if I see the driver or conductor making efforts to spilt my money into smaller denominations or if he has a look of empathy on his face but not when I was dealing with a mad man.

That missing ten naira suddenly felt like N1,000,000. To add insult to injury, he brought out two ten naira notes and said he dared me to collect it from him, that yes, he was going to ‘eat’ my money because he bought his fuel from black market.

He walked towards an Iya Basira at the road side and sat down. He was probably a regular of the iya basira cos she served him egusi and eba without questions. All along, I was staring at him with hands on akimbo as he swallowed a ball of eba, one after the other, amazed at how one can be this stupid.
Anger had suddenly overwhelmed me. I felt like I was going to run mad if I didn’t give him a piece of mind. I walked up to him and said, “Since N10 is your problem, N10 will always be your problem till you are 80. Amen!”
I got him there. Yay!
He stood up immediately holding a ball of eba already dunked in soup and started abusing my existence in the typical agbero style.
Me, I was just shouting, “Back to sender! Back to sender!! Back to sender!!!”

I turned around and noticed some passersby were staring at us. Reality suddenly hit me. There I was, fighting for N10 in ojulegba of all places. If it were the bus stop of Banana Island, I wouldn’t be bothered. But Ojulegba? Ojulegba?
Tomorrow fame might meet me from my new novel and the only photos the internet would have of me are the ones taken by passersby on the day I fought at Ojulegba.
Devil be gone!
I composed myself and walked away.


http://www.naijasinglegirl.com/fought-n10-change/

no wonder you are still single. why fight over N10 Eequivalent of $0.031

this woman sef, the way she dey package her 'Manchester' fit cause wear and tear as a result of friction between sliding surfaces.

he looks like "ebora aboki". indomie children would not understand. it would take Google time to get the answer.

dotcomnamename:
[size=20pt]NONSENSE

April fool is just a person who is the victim of a trick or hoax on April Fool's Day. So whats the big deal? How about Halloween? Its all fun... Mtcheww[/size]

..."what's the big deal you said"... I pray someone does not play a prank that results into emotional shock to you only for him/her to tell you in your own words, "what's the big deal...it's all fun".