what a funny thread

would a man cheat if there were no women to cheat with?

Being @ peace with your Creator

sef na me

@poster, you're one funny chap.

why didn't you just title the thread cancer of the ovaries instead of cancer of the *bleep*

mind you they are two different things.

claremont:

As men of honour, we join hands for the betterment of our noble profession

fake profession. No be to dey fight unaselves una sabi?

haka_nai:

The last sentence beats me.No single arrest,because all caught have being murdered.no information and nobody to protect the willing informants.Since they fear Bk more and know the Government institutions are compromised.
Nowhere to run.SSS na to wear suit put dark gurgles pose behind anyone looting!!!!

that's funny. I thot the police boss was boasting the other day that they had arrested over 58 members of the sect?

if not for Buhari, wetin conssign me with CPC?

moreover the fact that it was a loan and not taken directly from fed acct the doesn't obviate the fact the house members, under Banky, approved and got for themselves remunerations above what RMAFC had determined.

Sagamite:

You need to provide more clarity.

What was the limit set by RMAFC and what was the allocation implemented by NASS?

I'm not sure what the guy is driving at.

functions of RMAFC:

(a) monitor the accruals to and disbursement of revenue from the Federation Account;

(b) review, from time to time, the revenue allocation formulae and principles in operation to ensure conformity with changing realities.

Provided that any revenue formula which has been accepted by an Act of the National Assembly shall remain in force for a period of not less than five years from the date of commencement of the Act;

(c) advise the Federal and State Governments on fiscal efficiency and methods by which their revenue can be increased;

[size=14pt](d) determine the remuneration appropriate for political office holders, including the President, Vice-President, Governors, Deputy Governors, Ministers, Commissioners, Special Advisers, Legislators and the holders of the offices mentioned in sections 84 and 124 of this Constitution; and[/size]

(e) discharge such other functions as are conferred on the Commission by this Constitution or any Act of the National Assembly.

84. (1) There shall be paid to the holders of the offices mentioned in this section such remuneration, salaries and allowances as may be prescribed by the National Assembly, but not exceeding the amount as shall have been determined by the Revenue Mobilisation Allocation and Fiscal Commission.

what then is the amount determined by the RMAFC for NASS members?

from the horses mouth:

The RMAFC Chairman, Mr. Elias Mbam, made this known at an interactive session between the nation’s anti-graft agencies and members of the National Assembly in Abuja.

Mbam said, “We have heard a lot said about the emoluments of legislators; some say it is N15m per month. The monthly emolument of a senator is N1.06m; that of a member of the House is[b] N794,000[/b] before any deductions are made.

which means, according to 32(d) of the third schedule of the constitution, any member earning a kobo above what has been set by the RMAFC is doing so illegally, in other words, STEALING!

Mt.naija:

Men cheat because they have to CHEAT! I normally drop pack of condoms for my hubby when ever is going to outside work. I can't blindly assume he is faithful since i know how he enjoys SEX when ever am drilling him.

For the fact i know i can't stop him from exploring his wild adventures, hence i have to protect my self by protecting HIM.

na wao!

X-factoria:

From what Bankole is saying, they are the same case. The highest management decision making body in the NPA is its board of directors which Bode George once chaired. The highest management decision making body in the House of Reps is a committe of its principal officers which Bankole also chaired nomenclature notwithstanding. The clerk of the House of Reps and other staff of the House execute decisions taken by Bankole and co and they also serve advisory roles as Bankole himself reiterated. Bankole did not say that the clerk took any of the decisions.

Who says he couldn't reject a house resolution that is inconsistent with the law? Do you know what that Mase means? The speaker and other principal officers carries the authority and the responsibility of the House. Why do you think their renumerations are different if they are just ordinary House members? You need to be schooled on why there are offices for principal officers in the first place.

Thank you

I'm finding it very hard to understand Boiye's argument.

that the speaker must accede to a patent illegality just because it has been agreed upon by the house speaks volume of our particular brand of democracy.

pray, WTF is he the speaker for? Has he forgotten the words he uttered the day he was sworn in?

even more pathetic is Banky's attempt to use it as a defense. I'm not sure sure they aware of the implications.

its a dicey situation no doubt.

it is [i]their [/i]money, and they have the right to dictate the way it should be spent.

If Africans are unwilling to compromise their standards--a move which, by the way, I'm in total support of--then they should prevent, or at the very least, reduce situations that encourage our dependence on their aid. It's that simple.

na wa o!

sue him for harassment

Her former colleague in the cabinet, Dr. Ngozi Okonjo-Iweala former Minister of Finance has accepted to serve in the yet to be constituted cabinet of President Goodluck Jonathan because of her passion for Nigeria.

Really?

According to another newspaper, she only agreed to serve after serious pressure from within and without, and on the acceptance by Mr presido of some of her conditions

alla dem homies

what to eat

my wedding day

programmer

what about me?

watch 'mission impossible' with 

head butt

DAMN @ all the vitriol. . .

MI safe

huh?

my sweetie pie

tease

An interesting aspect of the macabre show was introduced when relations of the dead gangsters were heard insisting that since their relations had been killed, the runaway members of the gang must be fished out and punished as well.

this is funny!

na wa o!

390

that somehow the creation of more boundaries will ''create the enabling environment for those states to thrive and prosper'', as claimed by the assemblyman, has to be poor joke

more states= more politicians, more legislators (with 42milla quarterly allowance), more senators, special advisers, ministers, jobbers. . .all with such obscene pay packages. . .

I think its high time we stopped making a fool of ourselves.