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Celebrities / Re: PHOTO: Nicki Minaj's Bréasts Accidentally Pops Out Of Her Bikini by MajorJ(m): 4:05am On Mar 22, 2013
Where the photo at?
Nairaland / General / Re: Naija Still Has Good Morals by MajorJ(m): 3:16am On Mar 22, 2013
THere is a difference between Gays and Pe.dophiles
Nairaland / General / Made-in-nigeria Products by MajorJ(m): 3:14am On Mar 22, 2013
Are there any made in nigeria products, (except innoson grin grin) that one can actually export and sell, if you know any, can you drop the product and company name here please thank you

@Mod, not sure if this is the right section help me move it if it isn't
Politics / Re: Boko-Haram Has Failed - SSS Public Relations Director by MajorJ(m): 2:40am On Mar 22, 2013
eledalo: Look at this and tell me who is failing.
Your words mean nothing.
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Ohh yeah, i'll post pics of hoards of boko brothers and sisters, that were killed, then you will tell me who really is losing, this is just one attack compared to the many raids, Nigerian army and SSS have jointly carried out, and many losses, why do u think thier ogas at the top are begging for amnesty, because they are losing, boko boys don't usally attack bus parks like this its usually churches, but they realize that they are failing, so now they try to step up thier attacks, just to try to influence Joe-boy to give them amnesty.


OGA i take God beg you use ur brain before u post useless things like that
Car Talk / Re: Picture Of Man Transporting A Cow With 'Okada' by MajorJ(m): 2:08am On Mar 22, 2013
Hes knacking the cow apako nau, abi wetin
BOKO transport company limited
Crime / Re: Ipad ‘Thief’ Sends Her Photos To The Owner by MajorJ(m): 2:04am On Mar 22, 2013
dapo338: Lovely software but it should have report the new sim's number or probably the location like Anti theft softwares.
O'boy this one no be iphone read again na ipad, ipad no dey get sim card
Politics / ANY Updates On Lagos Projects, Mainly EKO RAIL ?? by MajorJ(m): 1:53am On Mar 22, 2013
Just wanted to ask if anybody had updates on the ongoing lagos rail, badagry expresway, or the expansion of the Ikorodu road, please if you do happen to have updates can you kindly post them here thanks. grin grin grin
Politics / Re: U.S Threatens Sanctions Against Nigeria Over Pardon For Ex-convict Alamieyeseigh by MajorJ(m): 10:42am On Mar 16, 2013
coolkris: It is not president jonathans fault..am sure he has another oga at the top the influences his ideas
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Politics / Re: NSCDC Suspends Lagos State Commandant by MajorJ(m): 10:35am On Mar 16, 2013
bory09: Letter of apology from the commander of civil service corps lagos chapter
Guys you see what you have all cause now. The oga at the top that i said was just a joke why do you all take it seriously, channel television you have do your own now if i do my own make na no vex. We all know that na last to do na him dey pain pass. And the oga at the top, *did i say oga at the top* sorry i mean chief in command i said on the TV. Its just a joke and i will not crack such joke again and as for the website i refuse to add dot com to it i did it to make it special which i will not do that again. Sorry abeg if you suspend me wetin pikin and wife go eat. Please reconsider me.
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Politics / Re: Controversial 'APC' Sends E-mail With PDP Address - SaharaReporters by MajorJ(m): 10:21am On Mar 16, 2013
Eko Ile:


Unfortunately for you, they are always right even after the likes of Abati, Okupe and other Abuja spinners and liars lie through their teeth, Sahara always get the last laugh.
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Career / Re: What If You Were In "Oga At The Top's" Shoe? by MajorJ(m): 10:20am On Mar 16, 2013
berem: Bully as in how? She is very intelligent abeg! Only a guest who is brainy enough can actually challenge her. Other Anchors seems to be on the mild side. Whenever she isn't on the show i don't watch Sunrise Daily. [size=14pt]The babe is hot![/size]
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Career / Re: Should Workers Who Use "My Oga At The Top" Joke During Office Hours Be Punished? by MajorJ(m): 10:10am On Mar 16, 2013
acidtalk: I went to a Glo Customer care centre yesterday to make a complain and to my greatest surpeise and dismail, the guy attending to me kept on repeating "Let me go and ask my oga at the top", "don't ask me, go and ask our oga at the top" refering to his colleagues (a male and a female). While the female chukkled a few times, the other guy was obviously irritated and kept on frowning. He didn't utter a word probably because of the few customers around.


Samething thing happened at a GT Bank branch same yesterday. A junir staff came to take some files from her colleague to go delivver to a senior staff upstairs. To my disgust the male staff kept asking "is it the oga at the top that told you to come and take this file?". The obvuiosly irritated and tired female colleague had to audibly ask him if he wasn't tired of repeating same joke all day? The guy was obviously embarrased as even some customers on queue scolded him for not acting like a professional during office hours with such joke.


I just read on another thread on nairaland about how a doctor repeated this same joke to an anxious mother who brought her sick child to the hospital.

My Question is, Shouldn't organizations pass a memo to ban this trending joke during Office house amongst its employees?

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Fashion / Re: Rachel Edjeren Haunted By Indian Hair She Fixed by MajorJ(m): 10:00am On Mar 16, 2013
Politics / Re: Second Niger-Bridge To Be Completed Before 2015 - Minister Of Works by MajorJ(m): 9:59am On Mar 16, 2013
Sincere 9gerian:
Federal govt and state govts are separate entitities. What is good for the goose should also be good for the gander
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Sports / Re: Victor Oladipo: The Best Nigerian Basketball Prodigy Since Hakeem Olajuwon by MajorJ(m): 9:59am On Mar 16, 2013
bball i like playing it it is good sport
Politics / Re: Three Boko-Haram Commanders Killed In Kaduna by MajorJ(m): 9:55am On Mar 16, 2013
Mr. Garri.:


Thank God you agree that GEJ is‎​ truly a "Coward-In-Chief". Meanwhile if killing SUYA SELLERS and calling them commanders of Boko Haram is‎​ what give you the needed Fresh Air, then enjoy!!

cheesy cheesy
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Politics / Re: Three Boko-Haram Commanders Killed In Kaduna by MajorJ(m): 9:53am On Mar 16, 2013
this is good news
Politics / Re: NSCDC Suspends Lagos State Commandant by MajorJ(m): 9:50am On Mar 16, 2013
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Literature / Re: NYSC: National Year Of Sex And Comfort <<<Adventure of the year: 2013 Awards >>> by MajorJ(m): 9:16am On Mar 16, 2013
Foxy_Ultimate:

[size=15pt]**Aims a nice kick at her butt**[/size]
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Politics / Re: 9 Most Dangerous Nigerians (dead Or Alive) by MajorJ(m): 9:08am On Mar 16, 2013
dayokanu: Where is Emmanuel Ifeajuna?

The top 5 should be Ojuku
Azikwe
Ifeajuna
Nwobosi
Nzeogwu
Onwuatuegwu
stupid tribalist
Islam for Muslims / Re: Woman Accused Of Attacking Islam By Preaching Bible Gets Jail Sentence In Dubai by MajorJ(m): 7:07am On Mar 16, 2013
Burger01:
I won't say 'biased' mods.. Let's just say 'Nairaland Islamists'.. We sabi them.. Call a spade a spade..
grin grin
Politics / Re: Alamieyeseigha: Disappointed US Warns Nigeria On Aid by MajorJ(m): 6:44am On Mar 16, 2013
oboy sorry oohh

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Nairaland & Other Internet Sites Are Designed For Fraud - NSCDC by MajorJ(m): 6:11am On Mar 16, 2013
THis is so funny grin grin grin grin grin, he don't even know difference between recruitment agnecy and forum or internet and website
@OP bros thank you for finding this video ohh

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Islam for Muslims / Re: Woman Accused Of Attacking Islam By Preaching Bible Gets Jail Sentence In Dubai by MajorJ(m): 5:27am On Mar 16, 2013
Oga@TheTop:
cool
You know its not going to reach front page right?, due to the biased mods on this forum..

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Celebrities / Re: Uti Nwachukwu Posts Pictures With A Girl To Dispel Gay Rumours by MajorJ(m): 4:43am On Mar 16, 2013
did this nigga not read the news that over 50% of South African girls have HIV, by the time he catch the thing now, he will start complaining to his oga at the top

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Nairaland / General / Re: Ask My Oga At The Top!, What Does This Implied? by MajorJ(m): 4:40am On Mar 16, 2013
Oga at the top that posted this topic, abeg help me modify your topic name, the gbaguan is just too embarassing

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Politics / Egypt's Islamists Warn Giving Women Some Rights Could Destroy Society by MajorJ(m): 4:31am On Mar 16, 2013
Egypt's ruling Muslim Brotherhood warns that a U.N. declaration on women's rights could destroy society by allowing a woman to travel, work and use contraception without her husband's approval and letting her control family spending.

The Islamist movement that backs President Mohamed Mursi gave 10 reasons why Muslim countries should "reject and condemn" the declaration, which the U.N. Commission on the Status of Women is racing to negotiate a consensus deal on by Friday.

The Brotherhood, whose Freedom and Justice Party propelled Mursi to power in June, posted the statement on its website, www.ikhwanweb.com, and the website of the party on Thursday.

Egypt has joined Iran, Russia and the Vatican - dubbed an "unholy alliance" by some diplomats - in threatening to derail the women's rights declaration by objecting to language on sexual, reproductive and gay rights.

The Muslim Brotherhood said the declaration would give "wives full rights to file legal complaints against husbands accusing them of rape or sexual harassment, obliging competent authorities to deal husbands punishments similar to those prescribed for raping or sexually harassing a stranger."

U.S. Ambassador Susan Rice last week touted at the commission - a global policy-making body created in 1946 for the advancement of women - progress made by the United States in reducing the rate of violence against women by their partners.

"All 50 states in our union now have laws that treat date rape or spousal rape as just as much of a crime as rape by a stranger," Rice said. "We cannot live in truly free societies, if women and girls are not free to reach their full potential."

The contrasting views show the gap that needs to be breached in negotiations on the declaration, which this year is focused on urging an end to violence against women and girls. The commission failed to agree a declaration last year on a theme of empowering rural women due to similar disagreements.

WORLD IS WATCHING

Egypt has proposed an amendment, diplomats say, that would allow countries to avoid implementing the declaration if it clashed with national laws, religious or cultural values. But some diplomats say this would undermine the entire declaration.

The Muslim Brotherhood warned the declaration would give girls sexual freedom, legalize abortion, provide teenagers with contraceptives, give equality to women in marriage and require men and women to share duties such as child care and chores.

It said the declaration would allow "equal rights to homosexuals, and provide protection and respect for prostitutes" and "equal rights to adulterous wives and illegitimate sons resulting from adulterous relationships."

A coalition of Arab human rights groups - from Egypt, Lebanon, the Palestinian Territories, Jordan and Tunisia - called on countries at the Commission on the Status of Women on Thursday to stop using religion, culture, and tradition to justify abuse of women.

"The current positions taken by some Arab governments at this meeting is clearly not representative of civil society views, aspirations or best practices regarding the elimination and prevention of violence against women and girls within our countries," said the statement issued by the Coalition for Sexual and Bodily Rights in Muslim Societies.

Michelle Bachelet, a former president of Chile and head of U.N. Women, which supports the commission, said the commission was unable to reach a deal a decade ago when it last focused on the theme of women's rights and ending violence against women.

"Ten years later, we simply cannot allow disagreement or indecision to block progress for the world's women," Bachelet told the opening session of the commission last week. "The world is watching ... the violence needs to stop."

(This story corrects second paragraph to show Mursi has resigned from the Muslim Brotherhood, and corrects third paragraph to make clear it was Mursi who was elected in June, not the Muslim Brotherhood)(Editing by Mohammad Zargham)

SOURCE:http://www.reuters.com/article/2013/03/15/us-women-un-rights-idUSBRE92E03D20130315

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Religion / Re: Members Of Church Of Satan Meets Here by MajorJ(m): 3:39am On Mar 16, 2013
IS this really serious??

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