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Crime / Re: Mothers Of Rescued Almajiris In Kaduna Support School's Harsh Methods by makahlj2: 4:44pm On Sep 28, 2019
Stockholm syndrome at its finest.
Travel / Re: Diary Of A Nigeria Student Living In Saint Petersburg, Russia. by makahlj2: 8:34am On Aug 21, 2019
The comparison of Moscow to Lagos made me spill my coffee all over my keyboard.

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Family / Re: Family Photos Of An Albino And A Black Wife With Their Kid by makahlj2: 9:51am On Nov 05, 2018
Fitbillionairep:
now that is what i call black. not all these idiots that think bleaching is what makes them beautiful. if i will ever marry a black negro for any reason, she must be as black as her
To everyone his own... She looks too black for my liking... I prefer my chocolate-brown girls smiley
Culture / Re: Whites See Blacks As Superhuman Its Not A Compliment #UNDERGROUNDRISEUP by makahlj2: 7:57am On Jul 04, 2018
friendlyadvice:
Yea black people are just evolved apes while white people are the humans God creates to the animals in check

You're partially right. All humans are evolved apes, and since Black people are humans, this holds true for them as well. White people are indeed supernatural beings, malevolent spirits created by Satan rather than God, with the sole purpose of spreading wickedness and mischief among humanity.

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Sports / Re: Japanese Footballers After Losing To Belgium At Word Cup Cleaned Dressing Room by makahlj2: 8:02am On Jul 03, 2018
I expected they'd commit seppuku.
Celebrities / Re: Bobrisky Releases Stunning Make-up Pictures by makahlj2: 7:58am On Jul 03, 2018
this thing is male
Business / Re: Hauwa Indimi And Mohammed Yar'adua: Bride & Groom Stun In New Photos by makahlj2: 10:38am On Jun 30, 2018
she is showing too much awrah... astaghfirullah!
Sports / Re: Serbia Vs Brazil: World Cup (0 - 2) On 27th June 2018 by makahlj2: 9:22am On Jun 27, 2018
Brazil is overrated, plus it tends to underestimate others. Serbia is going to win.
Education / Re: Kirikiri Inmate Enrolls For Phd In Criminology At NOUN by makahlj2: 7:30am On Jun 27, 2018
So he can commit his next crimes without being caught?
Sports / Re: Where Are The Cat And Pig That Predicted Nigeria's Victory? by makahlj2: 7:26am On Jun 27, 2018
The cat looks evil albino. It jinxed our team. Who is the f00l who thought it was a good idea to ask it?
Health / Re: Youths In Adamawa Drink Human Urine To Get High - NDLEA by makahlj2: 7:19am On Jun 27, 2018
This is nothing new. Check this.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jenkem

Jenkem is an inhalant and hallucinogen created from fermented human waste. In the mid-1990s, it was reported to be a popular street drug among Zambian street children. They would put the feces and urine in a jar and cover it with a balloon then let it ferment out in the sun, then afterwards they would inhale the fumes created.
Health / Re: Brazilian Lady Born Without Vagina Has One Made Out Of Fish Skin - Pictures by makahlj2: 4:59am On Jun 01, 2018
born without vagina

Does this mean that (s)he was born with a pen1s
Foreign Affairs / Re: Royal Wedding 2018: Prince Harry To Wed Meghan Markle by makahlj2: 6:39am On May 20, 2018
laudate:

For your info, Prince William, Duke of Cambridge, is 6 months younger than his wife Katherine Elizabeth Middleton, the Duchess of Cambridge. Even Prince Henry's stepmother Camilla, is 16 months older than Prince Charles who is Harry's father.

Don't even get me started on Emmanuel Macron's wife.

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Foreign Affairs / Re: Royal Wedding 2018: Prince Harry To Wed Meghan Markle by makahlj2: 6:37am On May 20, 2018
pri3stess:

and are still raping your ancestors to this day.

My ancestors are long dead. How exactly are they being raped even today?

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Education / Re: Oluwatofunmi Oteju Shines At Augsburg University In America. Photos by makahlj2: 7:28pm On Apr 21, 2018
Well done, young lady, and congratulations. But... I thought Augsburg was in Germany, not America.
Culture / Re: White People Aren't Human by makahlj2: 8:10am On Apr 20, 2018
Hati13:
White ppl have greater Neanderthal admixture than any other ppl. Neanderthal were non-Homo Sapiens creatures. Indian ppl have also greater admixture with other non-Homo Sapien creatures. There are many ppl who have those admixture, but they are very less and they can as result be considered more Humane than White and Indian ppl.
Nope, the Neanderthal admixture is highest in the Asian peoples (like Chinese). That's why they're destined to rule the world. I wish we had some Neanderthal admixture too...
Sports / Re: Jade Faulkner, Nigerian Gymnast At The Commonwealth Games. Photos by makahlj2: 4:02pm On Apr 13, 2018
She is a pretty half-caste lady. Perhaps her mom is Nigerian.
Celebrities / Re: Tboss Visits Her Family In Romania For Easter (Photos) by makahlj2: 6:21am On Apr 07, 2018
obrigado080:
Average nigerians think anybody with white skin is better than them

I did not say that.
Celebrities / Re: Tboss Visits Her Family In Romania For Easter (Photos) by makahlj2: 6:05am On Apr 07, 2018
obrigado080:
Romania
One of the poorest countries in Europe.
Still far richer than the giant of Africa.
Crime / Re: Woman Batters Man In A Public Brawl by makahlj2: 3:05pm On Mar 30, 2018
Never fight with a woman, if you're a man. If you win, shame on you. If you lose, shame on you again.

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Politics / Re: Abducted Rann Nurse Becomes Boko Haram Member, Sends Warning Whatsapp Message by makahlj2: 2:13pm On Mar 20, 2018
Sadly, Bokoharamism is a contagious and terminal mental disease. No cure exists for this poor woman, save for euthanasia.

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Crime / Re: Man Dies In Finland, While On The Phone With His Wife In Nigeria (photo) by makahlj2: 2:07pm On Mar 20, 2018
It's cold in Finland this time of the year.
Sports / Re: Cameroon's Douala Stadium Artificial Grassfield For AFCON 2019 Stolen by makahlj2: 8:20pm On Mar 17, 2018
I blame Buhari for this.
Politics / Re: Ahmed Gumi Condemns The Wedding Of Fatima Ganduje And Abolaji Ajimobi by makahlj2: 1:57pm On Mar 12, 2018
metroblogger:
I am calling on the people of Kano fear Allah. This is the height of immorality and to also remind you of what happened to Borno state. You should not provoke Allah.” he said

What is this man saying? What happened in Borno state? Does he mean Boko haram? Did he just threaten the people of Kano with jihad and Boko haram?
Webmasters / Re: Share Your Experience Switching From HTTP To HTTPS by makahlj2: 10:10am On Mar 09, 2018
Where do you guys get the certificates from?
Crime / Re: 54 Severed Hands In A Bag In Russia Discovered (Photos) by makahlj2: 8:58am On Mar 09, 2018
Opentokwowledge:
I actually chocked on saliva at the sight of that... The hands still look kind of fresh though... How come?

Because it's cold.
Crime / Re: 54 Severed Hands In A Bag In Russia Discovered (Photos) by makahlj2: 8:56am On Mar 09, 2018
Perhaps Russian ritualists need hands for juju?
Romance / Re: Man Grabs His Bride's Butt In Pre-Wedding Photos by makahlj2: 8:48am On Mar 09, 2018
He grabbed her butt only to make sure that it exists.
Crime / Re: Nigerian Prostitute Gang Raped In Russia By 4 Drunk Men by makahlj2: 8:44am On Mar 09, 2018
They probably "forgot" to pay and that's why she calls it rape. Otherwise, it would be just a normal business transaction.
Politics / Re: NNPC: Nigeria Now World’s Largest Petrol Importer by makahlj2: 8:40am On Mar 02, 2018
We just hit a new low. I'm tired of this failed country sad

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