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Celebrities / Re: Micheal Ighodaro Weds His Jirair Ratevosian by makahlj2: 9:39am On Oct 12, 2023
We see the reason why Armenia is failing and will soon disappear, divided between Turkiye and Azerbaijan. Nigeria, beware, lest you share the same fate!

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Politics / Re: If Obi Had Won Nigeria Muslims May Faced What Gaza Is Currently Facing - Omokri by makahlj2: 9:28am On Oct 12, 2023
Ofunaofu:
Tinubu should give Reno Omokri a job

He is probably the perfect man to clean the toilets.
Travel / Re: Which Country Will You Like To Come From If Given Another Chance To Be Born? by makahlj2: 2:11pm On Oct 05, 2023
Afghanistan, to be able to stay away from the lies of these who think that Isa of Nazareth was God. And of course, to be able to lead a God-pleasing life.
Travel / Re: Why Are Nigerians Not Migrating To Iceland? by makahlj2: 12:14pm On Sep 20, 2023
Land of Ice? Nah. Greenland is probably better. At least it's green smiley
Travel / Re: Dozens Killed As Migrant Boat Capsizes Off Greece by makahlj2: 9:07am On Jun 15, 2023
HomeTutorsPro:

I smell a huge black rat.
So the passengers "refused help" and the boat capsized.

The goal of such boats is usually to capsize. Then, according to international law of the sea, the closest countries are obliged to save the passengers and transport them to their territory.

HomeTutorsPro:

More like the passengers refused to surrender to interception/arrest and their boat was sunk.

Why arrest them? They're in international waters and are doing nothing unlawful. But an intact boat with migrants just won't be allowed entry to any port in the EU. The only way for the people on the boat to enter an EU country is the boat to capsize.

At least it's pretty obvious that neither Greece nor Italy draw any benefit from capsizing the boat.
Travel / Re: Dozens Killed As Migrant Boat Capsizes Off Greece by makahlj2: 8:51am On Jun 15, 2023
tete7000:


Even with life jackets on chances of surviving for a long time when boats capsized in a cold freezing ocean water

What cold freezing water? We're talking about the Mediterranean during summer, not about the Beaufort Sea.
Science/Technology / Re: Lion Bites Off Man's Finger At Jamaican Zoo (Video, Photo) by makahlj2: 6:18pm On May 22, 2022
Mumu got exactly what he deserved.
Culture / Re: Top 10 States That Has The Most Beautiful Girls by makahlj2: 7:18am On May 05, 2022
pics or it didnt happen
Sports / Re: Boris Johnson: Transgender Women Should Not Compete In Female Sport( Pix) by makahlj2: 10:22am On Apr 08, 2022
transphobic.
Romance / Re: Video: 22-year-old Guy Marries A 62-year-old White Woman by makahlj2: 12:00pm On Apr 07, 2022
Before seeing the pictures, I thought it was about Emmanuel Macron.
Culture / Re: Why Do Dominicans Deny They Are Black? by makahlj2: 8:44am On Dec 09, 2021
Supposedly, it's due to their rivalry with Haitians. So Dominicans say: "Haitians black, we not black". Haitians look blacker than Dominicans, to be honest.
Politics / Re: Hisbah Demolishes Beer Parlours In Kaduna, Destroys Crates Of Drinks (Photos) by makahlj2: 9:13am On Nov 10, 2020
JudasNaCarrot:


As for you Lugard, God will punish you and your generation till eternity.
You will continue to dwell in the hottest part of hell.

Don't blame him too hard. The times were different. Islam was calmer back then.
Religion / Re: Pastor Uhembe Jacob Kidnapped & Murdered Over Wrong Accusation Of Stealing Penis by makahlj2: 9:00am On Nov 10, 2020
Stealing manhood, of all things? Africa is truly the dark continent...
Foreign Affairs / Re: Mozambique - Islamists Behead 50 People In Troubled Province by makahlj2: 8:30am On Nov 10, 2020
I didn't know Boko Haram operated in Mozambique.
Crime / Re: Mothers Of Rescued Almajiris In Kaduna Support School's Harsh Methods by makahlj2: 4:44pm On Sep 28, 2019
Stockholm syndrome at its finest.
Travel / Re: Diary Of A Nigeria Student Living In Saint Petersburg, Russia. by makahlj2: 8:34am On Aug 21, 2019
The comparison of Moscow to Lagos made me spill my coffee all over my keyboard.

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Family / Re: Family Photos Of An Albino And A Black Wife With Their Kid by makahlj2: 9:51am On Nov 05, 2018
Fitbillionairep:
now that is what i call black. not all these idiots that think bleaching is what makes them beautiful. if i will ever marry a black negro for any reason, she must be as black as her
To everyone his own... She looks too black for my liking... I prefer my chocolate-brown girls smiley
Culture / Re: Whites See Blacks As Superhuman Its Not A Compliment #UNDERGROUNDRISEUP by makahlj2: 7:57am On Jul 04, 2018
friendlyadvice:
Yea black people are just evolved apes while white people are the humans God creates to the animals in check

You're partially right. All humans are evolved apes, and since Black people are humans, this holds true for them as well. White people are indeed supernatural beings, malevolent spirits created by Satan rather than God, with the sole purpose of spreading wickedness and mischief among humanity.

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Sports / Re: Japanese Footballers After Losing To Belgium At Word Cup Cleaned Dressing Room by makahlj2: 8:02am On Jul 03, 2018
I expected they'd commit seppuku.
Celebrities / Re: Bobrisky Releases Stunning Make-up Pictures by makahlj2: 7:58am On Jul 03, 2018
this thing is male
Business / Re: Hauwa Indimi And Mohammed Yar'adua: Bride & Groom Stun In New Photos by makahlj2: 10:38am On Jun 30, 2018
she is showing too much awrah... astaghfirullah!
Sports / Re: Serbia Vs Brazil: World Cup (0 - 2) On 27th June 2018 by makahlj2: 9:22am On Jun 27, 2018
Brazil is overrated, plus it tends to underestimate others. Serbia is going to win.
Education / Re: Kirikiri Inmate Enrolls For Phd In Criminology At NOUN by makahlj2: 7:30am On Jun 27, 2018
So he can commit his next crimes without being caught?
Sports / Re: Where Are The Cat And Pig That Predicted Nigeria's Victory? by makahlj2: 7:26am On Jun 27, 2018
The cat looks evil albino. It jinxed our team. Who is the f00l who thought it was a good idea to ask it?
Health / Re: Youths In Adamawa Drink Human Urine To Get High - NDLEA by makahlj2: 7:19am On Jun 27, 2018
This is nothing new. Check this.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jenkem

Jenkem is an inhalant and hallucinogen created from fermented human waste. In the mid-1990s, it was reported to be a popular street drug among Zambian street children. They would put the feces and urine in a jar and cover it with a balloon then let it ferment out in the sun, then afterwards they would inhale the fumes created.
Health / Re: Brazilian Lady Born Without Vagina Has One Made Out Of Fish Skin - Pictures by makahlj2: 4:59am On Jun 01, 2018
born without vagina

Does this mean that (s)he was born with a pen1s
Foreign Affairs / Re: Royal Wedding 2018: Prince Harry To Wed Meghan Markle by makahlj2: 6:39am On May 20, 2018
laudate:

For your info, Prince William, Duke of Cambridge, is 6 months younger than his wife Katherine Elizabeth Middleton, the Duchess of Cambridge. Even Prince Henry's stepmother Camilla, is 16 months older than Prince Charles who is Harry's father.

Don't even get me started on Emmanuel Macron's wife.

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Foreign Affairs / Re: Royal Wedding 2018: Prince Harry To Wed Meghan Markle by makahlj2: 6:37am On May 20, 2018
pri3stess:

and are still raping your ancestors to this day.

My ancestors are long dead. How exactly are they being raped even today?

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Education / Re: Oluwatofunmi Oteju Shines At Augsburg University In America. Photos by makahlj2: 7:28pm On Apr 21, 2018
Well done, young lady, and congratulations. But... I thought Augsburg was in Germany, not America.
Culture / Re: White People Aren't Human by makahlj2: 8:10am On Apr 20, 2018
Hati13:
White ppl have greater Neanderthal admixture than any other ppl. Neanderthal were non-Homo Sapiens creatures. Indian ppl have also greater admixture with other non-Homo Sapien creatures. There are many ppl who have those admixture, but they are very less and they can as result be considered more Humane than White and Indian ppl.
Nope, the Neanderthal admixture is highest in the Asian peoples (like Chinese). That's why they're destined to rule the world. I wish we had some Neanderthal admixture too...

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