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Education / Re: 20 Courses You Can Study Without Mathematics In Nigerian Universities by makahlj2: 8:58am On Aug 31, 2017
Criminology should require mathematics.
Sports / Re: Floyd Mayweather Wins As He Knocks Out Conor Mcgregor In The 10th Round (Pics) by makahlj2: 8:15am On Aug 27, 2017
Kingbuhari:


that face mayweather make when he heard Antony Joshua is his next opponent grin

Joshua weighs 113kg, whereas Mayweather weighs 68kg. What were you saying again?

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Politics / Re: Every Nigerian Has The Right To Live Anywhere – Buhari by makahlj2: 8:05am On Aug 21, 2017
Did he mean I have the right to live in the USA?
Celebrities / Re: Stephanie Coker & Olumide Aderinokun White Wedding Holds This Weekend In Greece by makahlj2: 10:36am On Aug 10, 2017
Tedassie:

Lmao...at least the wedding will give Greece's economy the well needed erection for the time being.

SMH... More than 30 mln. tourists will visit Greece this year. We should be more worried about the economy of our Naija, in the light of the falling oil prices...
Culture / Re: Why Are Nigerians Called "Black People" While Indians Are Called "Indians"? by makahlj2: 1:19pm On Aug 06, 2017
Muafrika2:
Indians are not black. Just the Gujarati. The rest share colour shade with Chinese, Arabs etc.

Have you met the Nilotes of Sudan? Most Africans have a bit of Nilotic blood. So there is some pitch black genes in us. We call pink people white too grin

What's bad about being called African? undecided
Just the Gujarati? IMHO, these Tamils could give most black Africans a run for their melanin...

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Family / Re: Man Divorces Wife Born With No Vagina (Photos) by makahlj2: 8:46pm On Aug 04, 2017
She should have told him about the problem before tying the knot. The man's anger is fully justified.

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Health / Re: Northern Doctors Stun In Hijab (Photo) by makahlj2: 8:50am On Aug 04, 2017
Why aren't their forearms covered? Haram!
Family / Re: Beautiful Photo Of Identical Nigerian Twin Sisters by makahlj2: 9:43am On Aug 02, 2017
Thank Mary Slessor.

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Crime / Re: Man Who R*ped And Murdered 3-year-old Girl Shot Dead by makahlj2: 9:10am On Aug 02, 2017
NOETHNICITY:
I love Sharia law

Sharia law doesn't prescribe capital punishment by firearms. In Saudi Arabia, this man would probably be beheaded. OTOH, in good old England, he would probably be hanged, drawn and quartered. And in Imperial China, the suitable punishment would be Ling chi.
Health / Re: Girl With Multicoloured Eye Balls At Mile 12 Market (Photos) by makahlj2: 8:35am On Aug 01, 2017
It might be the same mutation that once gave rise to white people.
Celebrities / Re: Oluchi Onweagba Celebrates Her 37th Birthday Today by makahlj2: 8:32am On Aug 01, 2017
Ehiscotch:
Sorry but who is she again?

If you don't know, it's not her problem.

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Celebrities / Re: Amanda Lepore Claims Kanye West Had Sex With Her by makahlj2: 5:45am On Jul 22, 2017
endtime fugly hag.

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Travel / Re: 25 Facts You Probably Didn't Know About Africa by makahlj2: 7:52am On Jul 21, 2017
24. The guy is a dictator and the whole country is his property, lol.
Education / Re: What Is The Name Of This Creature? by makahlj2: 3:46pm On Jul 20, 2017
must be an albino gliding lemur.
Crime / Re: Angry Wife Puts Pepper In The Vagina Of Her Husband's Side Chick In Vietnam by makahlj2: 3:42pm On Jul 20, 2017
endtime tingz
Health / Re: Senate Releases List Of 42 Banned Anti-malaria Drugs Still Sold In Nigeria by makahlj2: 9:50am On Jul 20, 2017
What is this madness? These drugs are either Amodiaquine or derivatives of Artemisinine, whose discoverer got Nobel's Prize as recently as in 2015, if I remember correctly. Artemisinine derivatives are considered first-line Malaria treatments by the WHO, are considered safe and several of these are in the WHO's list of essential medicines. It's true the Amodiaquine can cause liver damage, but such cases are rare and the drug is safe enough if used carefully and under supervision. Banning these drug is just stupid. The EU is known for indiscriminate and overzealous banning of various cheap medicines, probably under pressure of its powerful pharmaceutic industry lobbies with deep pockets, wanting to promote their new and expensive products. If banning useful antimalarial drugs might work for Europe, it could be disastrous for Nigeria, where Malaria is still a serious problem.
Events / Re: 10 Weddings That Ended In Tragedy Around The World(Photos). by makahlj2: 9:04am On Jul 19, 2017
Explorers:
The 51 wedding guests who where killed by a suicide bomber.



This is the haunting image of a mass grave dug for some of the 51 guests who were killed while dancing at a wedding in Gaziantep, Turkey.

The killer, who wore an explosive belt, was between 12-14 years old.

It was Turkey's deadliest bombing of 2016.12 people were buried the day after the attack, but other funerals had to wait because many of the victims were blown to pieces and DNA was the only way to identify them.
Religion of peace (should I say pieces) strikes again SMH.
Culture / Re: Why Will Africa Never Develop by makahlj2: 7:34am On Jul 19, 2017
onila:

is it because the white man sees no use to develop Africa
we are that irrelevant undecided

First, if the white man won't do it, then the Chinese man will, and second, we can do it too.
Crime / Re: Zimbabwean Man Raped By 2 Women, His Manhood Bruised, Now Uses Crutches, Cries by makahlj2: 5:51pm On Jul 18, 2017
end time women
Politics / Re: Bukola Saraki's Daughter's Dressing Got Facebook Users Angry by makahlj2: 7:26pm On Jul 16, 2017
StakerLives:

am sure none of those commenters are fulanis cause we represent nigeria positively.

Fulanis have been Islamists and Jihadists since the times of Uthman Dan Fodio.

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Culture / Re: How Do People Survive In Africa by makahlj2: 10:04am On Jul 16, 2017
I wonder how people can survive with a brain as tiny as that of the OP.

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Health / Re: Yes, It Is Not Impossible. 'AA' Can Marry 'AS' And Give Birth To 'SS' by makahlj2: 9:37am On Jul 16, 2017
As far as I know, Thalassemia and Sickle cell are two unrelated diseases, although their presentations can be similar.
Science/Technology / Re: Nigeria Vs NewZealand: How They Responded When Whale Were Washed Ashore(Photos) by makahlj2: 12:33pm On Jul 09, 2017
Matrimonous:
Nigerians are hungry.
Hungerbad!.

You call this hunger? Wait until oil runs out, or the West stops using oil. Then there will come the real hunger sad
Science/Technology / Re: Nigeria Vs NewZealand: How They Responded When Whale Were Washed Ashore(Photos) by makahlj2: 12:28pm On Jul 09, 2017
Pepper soup thingz cheesy
Romance / Re: Lady From UK Is Looking For A Husband On Twitter by makahlj2: 4:12am On Jul 08, 2017
Oyinbo madness has gotten to her. SMH.
Politics / Re: After The Rain Comes A Floody Apapa-Wharf Road - Photos by makahlj2: 4:05am On Jul 08, 2017
Hati13:

But our country became the 2nd nation in the world to accept Christianity

Interesting. Which is the first country then? Also, are you Muslim?
Culture / Re: Racism In Ethiopia by makahlj2: 1:04pm On May 28, 2017
Hati13:
Amhara vs Tigray
Amhara vs Oromo
Abyssinians(Amhara, Tigray and Agaw) vs Oromo
Abyssinians vs other Ethiopians
Whole Ethiopia vs Ethiopia Somalians
Whole Ethiopia vs Oromo
Whole Ethiopia vs Gurage
Habesha vs non-Habesha
North vs South vs East vs West
Etc.......

Don't worry. It's almost the same in Nigeria.

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Culture / Re: White Boy Admits His Hatred For His Skin And Whole Race (pix+video) by makahlj2: 1:00pm On May 28, 2017
This boy is just silly. Self-hate is never cool.
Culture / Re: Why Do People Think Eritreans Aren't Black? by makahlj2: 4:03pm On May 27, 2017
Eritrean:
So I was walking on the street this random guy game & started talking to me in Indian or something.
I was like "excuse me" he goes like aren't u Indian? I said no I'm African. he Smh
That makes me mad Even at my school I go to Black school but they think I'm Indian or mixed w/ white. We have d/t hair & choclate color but why most people don't get that?
Perhaps he mistook you for an Indian due to your nose ring.
Travel / Re: Relocating To An African Country: Is It Worth It? by makahlj2: 3:22pm On May 13, 2017
teamsynergy:
ofcos, if u relocating from Pakistan, afgan, Yemen, Syria, Vietnam, Honduras , iraq, iran, gaza,Venezuela, north Korea, perhaps, Armenia, Bosnia......etc if not...baba stay away



on a lighter note, some small African countries makes sense now ooo.... for real... u need to be more specific about the country u going and not just generalizing...Africa is a continent not a country
Please remove Armenia and Bosnia from this list... although I admit that they are really poor countries.

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Family / Re: Photo Of Beautiful Black And White Twins by makahlj2: 4:57pm On Apr 29, 2017
eluquenson:
That's why our black ladies always run after white men, even here in Nigeria, our ladies prefer Lebanese to an Indian man grin

According to http://metro.co.uk/2015/02/28/want-to-know-which-country-has-the-biggest-joysticks-in-the-world-5083922/

India 4''
Lebanon 6.6''

It's no wonder they prefer Lebanese smiley

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