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Webmasters / Re: Ten Points For The Improvement Of Performance Of Windows Server by makahlj2: 5:11pm On Feb 22, 2016
These tips are great for those running Windows NT 4.0 Server. But, sadly, we live in 2016, not 1996.
Fashion / Re: Transgender Ms SaHhara In New Photos by makahlj2: 5:06pm On Feb 22, 2016
endtime tingz.
Health / Re: current hot weather in Nigeria: share your frustration by makahlj2: 11:22am On Feb 21, 2016
I feel your pain people... but the weather in Madrid, Spain these days is just fine cheesy
Health / Re: current hot weather in Nigeria: share your frustration by makahlj2: 11:07am On Feb 21, 2016
movingforward:
no my dear,sicily have some harsh hot summer
Both Sicily and California are indeed hot, but still can't compare to African heat. High temperatures with low humidity, this is what you get in California, and it's easily bearable, if you have enough water. African tropical heat means high temperatures with high humidity, when your body cannot use perspiration to cool itself and is slowly cooking in its own sauce - this is the real thing.
Culture / Re: Police Disrupt Gay Wedding In Abuja by makahlj2: 10:46am On Feb 21, 2016
Don't they have fear of Allah?
Politics / Re: Amaechi: We Won’t Abandon Jonathan’s Ideas by makahlj2: 9:38am On Feb 19, 2016
Jonathan had ideas? This is news.

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Romance / Re: Photo: Someone Said This Happened To A Gay (graphic Image) by makahlj2: 9:35am On Feb 19, 2016
One female colleague of mine does anal s e x like crazy, because she wants to remain a virgin tongue Can she catch this? Should I warn her?
Romance / Re: Women Can Now Pee Standing Like Men: Picture. by makahlj2: 9:32am On Feb 19, 2016
judey1992:
another way of accumulating germs and odour. so after using.dem go bag am.
Urine is generally antiseptic... so no germs.
Culture / Re: Complex Genetic Ancestry Of Americans Uncovered. by makahlj2: 9:27am On Feb 19, 2016
alanmwene:


We are talking of the slave trade that lasted 400years and depleted Africa of its human ressources!

Sorry, but I don't buy this. I have another theory about the slave trade. It depleted Africa of its weakest, meekest people, who didn't have the wits and strength to escape the slave traders or defeat them. And I'm not sure if it was even a loss for us. On the contrary, the colonization of Brazil, for example, really depleted Portugal of its bravest, strongest and most resourceful, if cruel and evil, people. And that's why Portugal today is a poor country, a pale shadow of its former glory. It simply overexerted itself.
Celebrities / Re: Dominique Oputa Displays Boobs At The Beach by makahlj2: 1:08pm On Feb 18, 2016
not too bad.
Phones / Re: My Brother Set His Iphone Back To 1970 by makahlj2: 1:06pm On Feb 18, 2016
AaronDonald:
My little brother set his iPhone back to 1970 because of his curiosity, then this behavior bricked his iPhone. cry What's an awkward thing! Then I called him to go to Apple Store for help, because I don't want to disassemble battery cover and make power break. Because Apple has a high safety performance about hardware. Non-official service may trigger what Apple sees as a illegitimate behavior. Anybody has some other good ways?
An advice? Use something other than Apple, for example Android.
Health / Re: There Are More Nigerian Nurses In Europe Than In Nigeria – EU by makahlj2: 12:33pm On Feb 12, 2016
scholes0:
So Nigerians are only a mere 8,700 out of 283,532 Illegals in the EU, or some [size=14pt]0.03%[/size] (Negligible) of illegal Migrants, and these people will not let us hear word? That is even commendable, considering the fact that 2.5% of the entire world is Nigerian, and 1 in every 4.5 Sub Saharan African is Nigerian.

I am sure there are far more Nigerian professionals in Europe than 8,700 people, contributing meaningfully to the European economy and pool of talents... Hundreds of Nigerian doctors and Engineers in the UK come to mind.....
The Hypocrisy of Europe is EPIC!
Indeed... there are now hundreds of thousands, if not millions Nigerians in Europe... and Europe desperately needs to free some place to accommodate the millions of migrants that are now knocking on its doors. Nothing really unexpected.
Politics / Re: Abubakar Tatari-Ali Cautioning A White Man - Caption Photos by makahlj2: 12:18pm On Feb 12, 2016
j1mmy:
looks Lebanese to me...but of course illiterate Nigerians call Indians and Chinese white so anything lighter than Maryam abacha is white!

mor rons
Well, Lebanese are white... and some Indians are white too.
Politics / Re: Abubakar Tatari-Ali Cautioning A White Man - Caption Photos by makahlj2: 12:16pm On Feb 12, 2016
holllandis:

You are foolish for not understanding my post .You think a Caucasian will just start screaming at a black in public in such a humiliating manner? He will be tossed in jail and fined .Nigerians abroad are respected .You country is full if uncivilised ingrates
You wrote silly things. There are different countries, different Caucasians and different Nigerians. It is foolish to generalize.
Politics / Re: Abubakar Tatari-Ali Cautioning A White Man - Caption Photos by makahlj2: 8:25am On Feb 12, 2016
holllandis:

That's not how Nigerians are treated abroad by Caucasians You are a dumb uninformed rat
Why, how exactly do Caucasians treat us abroad? Please enlighten us instead of throwing insults.
Culture / Re: Why Aren't Somali Woman In Hollywood???? by makahlj2: 9:57am On Feb 10, 2016
40oz:

Thanks for posting a pic of Dangote (richest man in Africa wink ) with a big nose, big lips black face and hard hair he can still buy your poor god forsaken country looool

Aliko Dangote has neither a big nose, nor thick lips. The Somali troll must be not only delusional, but blind as well.

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Culture / Re: Why Don't Afro-Caribbeans Receive The Same Flack As Black Americans? by makahlj2: 9:44am On Feb 10, 2016
"Thug life" is definitely an African-American invention.
Culture / Re: Why Aren't Somali Woman In Hollywood???? by makahlj2: 9:22am On Feb 05, 2016
AbzDore:

Are you even serious? calling these girls ugly?? Lol

You're clearly a stupid troll. Stop hating and go eat your fufu. grin

Non of these girls are Ethiopian by the way. They all are natural Somali beauty. cool
Lol at the troll calling over people trolls smiley By the way, are these girls genitally mutilated?

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Culture / Re: Why Aren't Somali Woman In Hollywood???? by makahlj2: 8:55am On Feb 05, 2016
AbzDore:
Somali people are probably the most beautiful people in the world. Somali girls signature features include naturally long soft hair (not a weave), have high cheekbones, very feminine small ankles/wrists and long necks. They are what society would call the ideal model. It's also very common to see most of them with a natural kim kardashian/minaj bottom but they are not actors, models, and singers. A majority of African Americans with fake hair and big noses represented but not Somalis. Why? undecided
Hollywood looks for ideal, unblemished girls with all parts in place, while your girls are not intact down there.

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Culture / Re: Why Aren't Somali Woman In Hollywood???? by makahlj2: 8:54am On Feb 05, 2016
AbzDore:
Show me one West African girl who look like these beautiful natural Somali girls cheesy
These girls are fugly, and some of them look Ethiopian BTW.

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Crime / Re: Benue Community Set Robber On Fire (PHOTO) by makahlj2: 3:16pm On Feb 02, 2016
When no other forms of justice are available, people often turn to jungle justice.
Religion / Re: Muslim Woman In Kaduna Donates Bible To Pastor, Members by makahlj2: 3:06pm On Feb 01, 2016
Just wait until Boko Haram gets a word of this.
Celebrities / Re: Ruth Eze: 'I Will Become A Lesbian If Genevieve Asks Me Out' by makahlj2: 3:04pm On Feb 01, 2016
na wa o
Culture / Re: Why Are Somalian Girls So Beautiful??? by makahlj2: 3:00pm On Feb 01, 2016
Jibl:
Seriously Somalis? undecided

The whole of sub suharan africa is a no-interest zone for me when it comes to chicks

Just too backwards and aids ridden

Chicks from Mediterranean north africa, like Moroccan chicks, can be very hot however.
Yeah, right...
Moroccans look like mix of Whites and Arabs, and some of these Somali chicks do as well. It looks you're a self-hater and White worshipper, so go ahead and date white chicks if you can stand their unpleasant odour. I, for one, can't do that. They stink.
Fashion / Re: See Fake Vagina Women Now Wear (PHOTOS) by makahlj2: 1:27pm On Jan 28, 2016
endtime device
Car Talk / Re: What To Do If Your Brakes Fail by makahlj2: 9:26am On Jan 25, 2016
11. Say a prayer.
Foreign Affairs / Re: "Guantanamo Bay Prisoners In Ghana Are Dangerous" - British High Commissioner. by makahlj2: 2:08pm On Jan 22, 2016
The first one looks insane.
Foreign Affairs / Re: ‘No freedom for Queen’: Twitter erupts as Saudi cleric forbids chess by makahlj2: 12:44pm On Jan 22, 2016
Beware, chess players! Now you're on the Boko Haram target list!

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Phones / Re: Woman Refuses To Remove Hijab For MTN Registration (pics) by makahlj2: 1:35pm On Jan 20, 2016
I didn't know they issued SIMs to ninjas.

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Foreign Affairs / Re: School Children Grouped According To Skin Colour In South Africa [PICS] by makahlj2: 10:00am On Jan 20, 2016
why are they barefooted?
Foreign Affairs / Re: OMG - Women Expose Their Buttocks & Boobs During Protest In South Africa by makahlj2: 9:53am On Jan 20, 2016
attach pikshures here or it didn't happen.

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