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Sports / Re: Jade Faulkner, Nigerian Gymnast At The Commonwealth Games. Photos by makahlj2: 4:02pm On Apr 13, 2018
She is a pretty half-caste lady. Perhaps her mom is Nigerian.
Celebrities / Re: Tboss Visits Her Family In Romania For Easter (Photos) by makahlj2: 6:21am On Apr 07, 2018
obrigado080:
Average nigerians think anybody with white skin is better than them

I did not say that.
Celebrities / Re: Tboss Visits Her Family In Romania For Easter (Photos) by makahlj2: 6:05am On Apr 07, 2018
obrigado080:
Romania
One of the poorest countries in Europe.
Still far richer than the giant of Africa.
Crime / Re: Woman Batters Man In A Public Brawl by makahlj2: 3:05pm On Mar 30, 2018
Never fight with a woman, if you're a man. If you win, shame on you. If you lose, shame on you again.

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Politics / Re: Abducted Rann Nurse Becomes Boko Haram Member, Sends Warning Whatsapp Message by makahlj2: 2:13pm On Mar 20, 2018
Sadly, Bokoharamism is a contagious and terminal mental disease. No cure exists for this poor woman, save for euthanasia.

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Crime / Re: Man Dies In Finland, While On The Phone With His Wife In Nigeria (photo) by makahlj2: 2:07pm On Mar 20, 2018
It's cold in Finland this time of the year.
Sports / Re: Cameroon's Douala Stadium Artificial Grassfield For AFCON 2019 Stolen by makahlj2: 8:20pm On Mar 17, 2018
I blame Buhari for this.
Politics / Re: Ahmed Gumi Condemns The Wedding Of Fatima Ganduje And Abolaji Ajimobi by makahlj2: 1:57pm On Mar 12, 2018
metroblogger:
I am calling on the people of Kano fear Allah. This is the height of immorality and to also remind you of what happened to Borno state. You should not provoke Allah.” he said

What is this man saying? What happened in Borno state? Does he mean Boko haram? Did he just threaten the people of Kano with jihad and Boko haram?
Webmasters / Re: Share Your Experience Switching From HTTP To HTTPS by makahlj2: 10:10am On Mar 09, 2018
Where do you guys get the certificates from?
Crime / Re: 54 Severed Hands In A Bag In Russia Discovered (Photos) by makahlj2: 8:58am On Mar 09, 2018
Opentokwowledge:
I actually chocked on saliva at the sight of that... The hands still look kind of fresh though... How come?

Because it's cold.
Crime / Re: 54 Severed Hands In A Bag In Russia Discovered (Photos) by makahlj2: 8:56am On Mar 09, 2018
Perhaps Russian ritualists need hands for juju?
Romance / Re: Man Grabs His Bride's Butt In Pre-Wedding Photos by makahlj2: 8:48am On Mar 09, 2018
He grabbed her butt only to make sure that it exists.
Crime / Re: Nigerian Prostitute Gang Raped In Russia By 4 Drunk Men by makahlj2: 8:44am On Mar 09, 2018
They probably "forgot" to pay and that's why she calls it rape. Otherwise, it would be just a normal business transaction.
Politics / Re: NNPC: Nigeria Now World’s Largest Petrol Importer by makahlj2: 8:40am On Mar 02, 2018
We just hit a new low. I'm tired of this failed country sad

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Culture / Re: Do You Consider Somalis Black? by makahlj2: 8:37am On Mar 02, 2018
Hirad:


Hello I am new here and I would like to know how we Somalis are Arab wannabes? We have our own culture, language, history and etc. All we share with Arabs is our religion and a long history of trade.

If you're really new there, then you probably don't know that this forum has a massive problem with some Somali trolls calling us black, ugly, uncivilized and whatnot. And sometimes we hit (troll) back.

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Romance / Re: Delta Vigilante Member Marries Oyinbo Woman From UK (Photos) by makahlj2: 11:40am On Feb 27, 2018
Grayjoy:
I don't understand. Is that the picture of the wife?

I guess she is the grandmother of the bride.

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Crime / Re: Two Poachers Caught While Tracking A Hyena To Their Den In Bauchi State. Photo by makahlj2: 6:08pm On Feb 26, 2018
Mariangeles:
It's a free world... they can hunt whatever they damn well please!
Of what use are the hyenas to us...? some animals have gone extinct and the world still carry on...

Modified: For all those quoting me, I still stand by my opinion...animals are meant to be hunted or else they will outnumber humans!
A world where wild animals mean more than humans is a messed up world.
This is an extremely near-sighted opinion. I hope you're joking. Humanity loses a part of its soul every time an animal is driven to extinction... because we still can't recreate any extinct animals, although we were able to extinguish them. Hyenas look nasty and are nuisance, but what if we find some use of them in the future? We owe this much to our children and grandchildren - to preserve these species of the nature which we still can.

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Politics / Re: Police Can’t Arrest Herdsmen For Grazing Cattle On Airport - Police Commissioner by makahlj2: 2:19pm On Feb 25, 2018
I thought such things happened only in India.
Culture / Re: “I Don’t Give My Instagram To Black People" - White Model To Black Photographer by makahlj2: 9:23am On Feb 20, 2018
LaPink:
Who She be Abeg??!! Nonsense.

Another ashawo and supermodel wannabe. She just wanted to say that she doesn't do ashawo business with black people.
Education / Re: Photo Of A Man Teaching Computer In Ghanaian Village School Goes Viral by makahlj2: 9:17am On Feb 20, 2018
BiGVEEN58:
Even Ghana... cheesy
No type of learning beats practical learning...
One thing that is killing science education in Nigeria.

At least Ghana has electricity...
Culture / Re: Which Country Would You Like To Come From? by makahlj2: 8:24am On Feb 12, 2018
Chinese. Because they're going to rule the world very soon, without being burdened by whites' criminal history and bad karma.

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Culture / Re: Do You Consider Somalis Black? by makahlj2: 8:21am On Feb 12, 2018
RedboneSmith:
people of Papua New Guinea or the Andaman Islands look West African

Andaman Islands? Maybe. But Papua New Guinea? Hardly.
Culture / Re: Do You Consider Somalis Black? by makahlj2: 8:20am On Feb 12, 2018
Ekealterego:
Why aren't they "black"? Is it not all these Eritreans and Somalis on asylum in Europe? The white Europeans can't even differentiate much between the different shades of skin colours of Sub Saharan Africa except for their slim small bodies and bucktooth.

These Somalians look to me more like black Arabs than black Caucasians. Perhaps this is the reason why they're such Arab-wannabes.

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Politics / Re: Boko Haram: “I Am Tired Of This Calamity,” Shekau Says In New Video by makahlj2: 4:10pm On Feb 08, 2018
This man is old news now. The Fulani herdsmen have taken his place.

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Romance / Re: "Condoms Are For Weak Men" - Pretty Nigerian Lady Says On Twitter. Photos by makahlj2: 9:32am On Feb 08, 2018
Only foolish ass women write such rubbish on the Internet. Real women know better and do safe s3x.
Politics / Re: Fulani Herdsmen Planning To Attack Taraba State - Reps Raise Alarm by makahlj2: 9:49am On Feb 02, 2018
Beremx:
Sadly, Buhari and all security agencies will not hear your alarm. Arm yourselves and defend your people.

He will send the army to assist them.
Celebrities / Re: PHOTOS: Dencia Is Living Her Best Life by makahlj2: 9:43am On Feb 02, 2018
is she albino?
Travel / Re: Woman Tries To Board Plane With Her Peacock But Gets Denied (photos/video) by makahlj2: 9:42am On Feb 02, 2018
coldsummer:
Lol. It was funny. The woman refused to board.


I was at that airport. This was last week Saturday. She talks to the bird o. The bird is so well trained like the way you would treat a dog


It was amazing
Would they let her in if it was a dog?

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Education / Re: Ihuoma Ikoro Graduates With First Class From University Of Debrecen Hungary by makahlj2: 9:12am On Jan 26, 2018
JayCynic:
cry

It is better to graduate with 2nd Class Upper in Mogadishu College, Somalia, than any Hungarian University

Rubbish. Hungary has always been on top of science and education, even during the communist period.

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Religion / Re: Is Sex With Sex Doll A Sin? by makahlj2: 2:50pm On Jan 21, 2018
Without doubt, yes. Sex with a doll is an act between fornication and onanism, which are both definitely sinful.
Celebrities / Re: Chizoba Ejike Wears Nigeria Police Uniform At Miss Intercontinental World, Egypt by makahlj2: 7:44am On Jan 20, 2018
Why does she have no br3ast? Is this the new fashion trend?
Romance / Re: Why Are You Still Single ? by makahlj2: 8:52am On Jan 19, 2018
Bcause I bought a sex doll.

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