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Business / Re: Football (+Other Sports) Betting Season 10 by Makapounse(m): 7:20pm On Oct 18, 2016
Space booked
Business / Re: Ghana Lottery 05/90 by Makapounse(m): 9:09pm On Oct 13, 2016
Bad Result, only 72
Politics / Re: Buhari At Federal Executive Council Meeting Today (Photos) by Makapounse(m): 1:28pm On Oct 12, 2016
Na every month u dey do Federal Executive Council meeting ? With no positive outcomes

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Politics / Re: Buhari's Official Pilot, Chinyelu Chizoba Ndibuisi, Who Flies The NAF 001 Plane by Makapounse(m): 10:41am On Sep 20, 2016
Nice to see a man piloting presidential fleet 001
Education / Re: Teacher Demands Sex From Student Of Nuco Comprehensive Secondary School, Uyo by Makapounse(m): 7:59am On Sep 19, 2016
ahnie:


That was how one yeye science teacher by name Mr Williams(forgotten his surname)in saint gokate secondary school obiaruku.called me into his office and was about touching me.small naïve ahnie like me..with my tender pelvic biscuit bone.the process felt very strange.my head was dooing me weenweenween.i ran out of his cobweb infested office and ran straight to afribank and reported to my late dad.my paale followed me to the school,with his tie dangling furiously on his Neck.you dont mess with an ISOKO man.Mr Williams was fished out and arrested.that was how I changed school.pamishun to hiss...mtcheeew.pelvic hunters everywia.
**that was how Mr Williams would have given me Pe.nis instead of knowledge**
i believe no one has ever give u pen!s up till now ? If so kudos to you , but if not then you've deceived yourself and your father

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Politics / Re: My Govt Inherited Nothing From Obasanjo, Yar’adua, Jonathan – Buhari by Makapounse(m): 3:01pm On Sep 13, 2016
Lie ! Is now APC's slogan. Old fool liar, you think we're all have dullard brain like yours. I think you'd infection in 1 of your ears without know the infection also affect your brain

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Food / Re: My Neighbours Ate Sallah Ram Meat Without Inviting Me - Young Man by Makapounse(m): 1:19pm On Sep 13, 2016
Reason for this someTimes is, some Christians prefer to throw the meat away (especially The Igbo's, sorry if i sound hurt ). Ongoing recession doesn't permit such,. What you will do is call some1 of ur age mate in that house to the attention and tell him how embarrassing their action was, i think such won't repeat next year. May we all witness next year in sound health

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Culture / Re: Emir Sanusi Buys A Rolls Royce (Photo) by Makapounse(m): 2:30pm On Sep 12, 2016
The money you acquired/embezzled during your time as CBN Governor, you've started spending it, i believe very soon you'll have your private jet..

Happy Eid-ul-Kabeer, may we witness more
Celebrities / Re: Ali Baba's Dogs Named Obasanjo, Abacha, IBB, Obama by Makapounse(m): 2:36pm On Aug 24, 2016
tobtap:
cheesy cheesy ... only a DESPOT will arrest someone because he or she decided to assign a NAME to an animal...
But why can't he name his Dog after his father's name, or don't he love his father ?

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Forum Games / Re: Think You Are Smart? Answer At Least One Of These Riddles by Makapounse(m): 8:11pm On Aug 18, 2016
Space booked
Politics / Re: Babangida's 75th Birthday Interview: "I’m Not The Evil Many Think I Am" by Makapounse(m): 11:52am On Aug 17, 2016
modath:
The following people if they were here today will beg to differ :


2. Late Thomas Sankara


What will even beg to differ more than all of these is the sense of value, national pride and the middle class status that all met their respective deaths during his regime...

Corruption & the devastating effect of SAP still remain the Legacy of his uneventful 8yr regime...

One thing is very sure, he will never wear Agbada to rule Nigeria..
Thomas Sankara was president of Burkina Faso during IBB's regime, and a very close close friend to him, Sankara was assassinated by his people not Babangida
Politics / Re: Al-barnawi Is Son Of Mohammed Yusuf, Founder, Boko Haram Insider Claims by Makapounse(m): 7:23pm On Aug 06, 2016
By the special grace of Allah, you being their new leader will bring bad luck to boko haram and become history to Nigeria, our military men will capture you all.
Properties / Re: Top 5 Best Places To Live In Lagos by Makapounse(m): 7:14am On Jul 22, 2016
Is good make person get work oo, which number wil you place Lekki, Ajah, Banana Island, Magoro ? You must be written this post while asleep
Properties / Re: Top 5 Best Places To Live In Lagos by Makapounse(m): 7:07am On Jul 22, 2016
ugohemma:
NO MANS LAND
Jaja Nwachukwu was the first person to said so in 1957, but na lie , na yoruba people own ham

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Career / Re: Which Certification Is Top-notch? Microsoft Or Cisco by Makapounse(m): 6:59am On Jul 22, 2016
Cisco
Politics / Re: Nigeria’s Present Economic Situation Worse Than Biafra Civil War – Aregbesola by Makapounse(m): 10:30am On Jul 18, 2016
In another word " APC / Buhari's administration is worse than Nigerian civil war " - Aregbeshola

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Religion / Re: Photo Of Eunice Elisha Olawale Preaching by Makapounse(m): 4:59pm On Jul 14, 2016
nerilove:
so christians killed her? Iranu...
Murderer can be Christian or Muslim , Religion is separate from being an evil doer
Politics / Re: Melaye To Remi Tinubu: "I Will Beat You, Impregnate You" - Premium Times by Makapounse(m): 10:54pm On Jul 13, 2016
The same blood runs in Remi's and Tinubu's vain, first move from sen. Melaya didn't deserve Remi's attack. She's the one started the trouble, I'm amazed seeing attack comments on Melaye

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Politics / Re: Yusuf & Zahra Buhari Graduate From College by Makapounse(m): 6:31pm On Jul 12, 2016
Who said Buhari has no money to obtained #28m APC presidential form ? Those people must be very funny

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Fashion / Re: What's Your Take On Ladies With Nose Rings? by Makapounse(m): 7:09am On Jul 03, 2016
I Like seeing it on ladies , but i can't marry such , because i believe most people will like such lady which i won't tolerate..
Politics / Re: I’m Ready To Go To Jail – Saraki by Makapounse(m): 7:38am On Jun 28, 2016
maryhaam:
haba am actually from kwara n I don't lie,there case is just 30 out of 100
hmm Kwara, that's my state too, but i don't support any form of Corruption
TV/Movies / Re: Michy Shatta's Slippers-Breasts On GMAA2016 Red Carpet, Fans React by Makapounse(m): 7:22pm On Jun 26, 2016
strix:
How person won take suck this thing now
I wonder oo, that's the same question i keep on asking myself
Romance / Re: Nigerian Couple Who Met On Instagram Are Engaged (photos) by Makapounse(m): 6:10pm On Jun 26, 2016
Nice move , a day is coming when female nairaladers will mature enough to do this
Islam for Muslims / Re: I’tikaf, The Spiritual Retreat by Makapounse(m): 9:25pm On Jun 24, 2016
maryhaam:
May Allah ease our affair
[color=#000099][Ameen, so you be Muslim?
Romance / Re: Akwa-Ibom: Man Stuck In Friend's Wife During Adulterous Sex by Makapounse(m): 3:19pm On Jun 24, 2016
Welcome to an educative n informative forum..
votemysticgal16:
What sort of wife is that? angry
Romance / Re: 7 Facts About Men,ladies Beware by Makapounse(m): 4:15am On Jun 24, 2016
Funkybabee:
These are the facts about men character, ladies of nowadays should beware don't let them keep teasing you again.




1 they can never love one girl/ladies
2 love sex more than love
3 talented In lying
4 talk softly while conning a lady
5 heart breakers
6 can promise girl heaven and earth
7 fear pregnancy but hate protected sex

no bash pls and ladies can add to it
beware till 40 yrs old @ ur papa's house and later marry to one of those you had been bewared of, or to lady like u?,
Politics / Re: Lawmakers Reject Buhari's Invitation To Dinner by Makapounse(m): 11:01pm On Jun 22, 2016
SeverusSnape:
Good. Since dullardeen (mumu ibn hari) has decided to be vindictive, He'll continue to be frustrated by the National Assembly headed by Saraki. We already know that 'mumu the son of Hari' is a failure, By always trying to bully the leadership of the senate, His failure will be not only monumental but gargantuan.
cheesy
Romance / Re: Guys: She Drops This After Cheating & Breaking Up With You Will You Accept It? by Makapounse(m): 10:41pm On Jun 22, 2016
jonaifame22:
I'll take it and enlarge my business and frm the proceeds I'll marry a more finer,and more beautiful younger than her!
Money + Business = Igbo

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Business / Re: Ismaila Mompha Flaunts $4million Cash On Instagram (photos) by Makapounse(m): 3:02pm On Jun 18, 2016
May Allah make me one of Lagos/London big guyz soon,
Romance / Re: How Do I Make Her My Wife Despite The Difference In Religion? by Makapounse(m): 7:01pm On Jun 12, 2016
Jimadey:
Just let her go
and come for u abi?
Science/Technology / Re: ‘how I Turned Motorcycle Into High-heeled Shoe’ (photo) by Makapounse(m): 6:35pm On Jun 11, 2016
ayindejimmy:
What's this supposed to do exactly?
Shows the talent
Properties / Re: 10 Common Reasons Why Roof Leak in Nigeria by Makapounse(m): 9:50am On Jun 08, 2016
This is applicable to all roofing in the world not only in Nigeria, roof also leak in Europe and other foreign land. Well said

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